Viginity fail if anything. I think it’s quite an interesting and sort of clever interpretation of religion.
I had a couple of catholic friends when I was in school that did it like that.
Biologically, Virginity is sometimes defined as when a girl loses her “hylum” I think its called, or something like that. So buttzechz probably wouldnt make you lose your virginity. Of course, its all choice.
Definitely advice fail, too. You can get preggers with the buttsechs, if it’s unprotected (b/c the holes are so close together and stuff… leaks out… yeegh). Dun haves unpertected sechs!
Hahaha that is the most far-fetched pregnancy I ever heard of!!!
Well except for that one about getting stabbed in the guts after fellatio… which is true, it’s in medical textbooks. Swear.
But, leaking out & back in again…priceless!
i mean, if you’re putting it in the rear entrance, use a condom, right? why would you NOT do that? and i guess if you’re wearing a condom ANYWAY, then it doesn’t matter, right?
this is why ORAL sex is the only real way to stop pregnancies and have fun at the same time.
There are cases of girls giving head, then when the guy isnt paying attention, spitting it out and putting it in themselves to get preggo intentionally. Oral is not fool-proof, guys. Make sure the girlie doesnt want to breed!
Hey folks… ever heard of birth control? More effective than condoms or anal-only.
Oh a multiple fail.
Ignoring the fact that is an obvious photoshop.
The hospital in question is the Northhampton General Hospital,look it says so at the top. Which is in Northampton,Northamptonshire, England. A slight clue is next to the name at the top where it says N.H.S., which stands for the National Health Service the healthcare system in the U.K.!
This blog made me litteraly lol, and now I can’t stop saying ultimate fail/win to everything I see precusored by “epic” or “ultimate” so this blog is ultimate lawl win, for causing me to physically lawl and not just type it then smile a wee bit.
Its got so bad…I’m yawning and then thinking to myself…..”epic lightweight sleepyhead FAIL”
FIRST
firdt reply to the first comment, which is a fail by unknown anonymous
yay spelling fail (we need an edit tool here)
so I wanted to type “first reply…”
No edit tool. Cause if at first you don’t succeed You have Failed.
And we have a winner
Why the hell do people respond with nothing more than “First” ?? Anonymously, no less. Worthless retards hitting the comment button.
Epic win.
“If at first you don’t succeed, you fail and the test will be terminated” – GLaDOS
nice
PORTAL!!!!
Portal: for the THE EPIC WIN
Win
You, sir, have a VERY firm grasp of the obvious!
you have a very firm grasp on a certain something while reading this.
Burn?
I can out do you
You outdid your mum in a fat contest, which is not easy
Anonymous, we dun efen knoe whu you are. Who cares for anonymous first comment persun.
yeah!
..I rest mai kace… >_>
rest in pieces!
Rule 3. and Rule 4. of the internet should be applied here
You’re allowed to say what you like, jessicat’s allowed to say what she likes.
If she wants to say it in lolspeak, good for her.
And we all love lolcats… so STFU goat-suck.
who cares that you’rea dumb fuucking biitch
stfu you worthless shmuck!
Spelling Fail lol
Oh btw, this is one of the first Lol’s I don’t get. D:
Like, rear entrance of person.
Still dun geddit..
wuts plannin gotta do wif rear entransis? O.o
explanation is A++++++++++
i loled @ learn to sex
i can get butsecks here?????
buttsechs.
eggzactlee
That can be arranged……(Me = sick perv )
AND YOU NEVER WILL.
that some good advice there
That’s not FAIL, that’s smart.
failblog fail! man that’s so not funny…
Sense of humor fail. This is one of the funniest I’ve ever seen on failblog.
Agreed. Not that I have ever browsed it, but this is rather amusing.
FAILblog.org FAIL
All I have to say is; that would prevent having kids…
its awsome
That’s certainly a big WIN for all men!
Isn’t this how Mormon girls and Christian fundies continue to claim that they’re virgins too?
Intelligence fail.
Viginity fail if anything. I think it’s quite an interesting and sort of clever interpretation of religion.
I had a couple of catholic friends when I was in school that did it like that.
Biologically, Virginity is sometimes defined as when a girl loses her “hylum” I think its called, or something like that. So buttzechz probably wouldnt make you lose your virginity. Of course, its all choice.
explain
Yeah…explain…With 8X10 glossy photos with arrows and circles detailing all the nasty.
you mean 8×10 color glossy photographs with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one to be used as evidence?
Arlo Guthrie win!
Buttsechs not a good way to not have kids. Dats why parents call kids ‘Little Sh*ts’.
ok i have been laughing at this comment for like 20 minutes!! awesome
Am I the only one so far that spotted this as a fake? Granted, it’s funny, but I call Obvious-Fake Fail on this one.
http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=11679
wow, that… didnt help at all. People saying its fake, and not a single person showing proof.
lifefail.
I only read the comments to see if anyone realized or would comment on how fake this looked…
It was a long scroll down before someone made sense…
It’s a good advice though.
Definitely advice fail, too. You can get preggers with the buttsechs, if it’s unprotected (b/c the holes are so close together and stuff… leaks out… yeegh). Dun haves unpertected sechs!
Hahaha that is the most far-fetched pregnancy I ever heard of!!!
Well except for that one about getting stabbed in the guts after fellatio… which is true, it’s in medical textbooks. Swear.
But, leaking out & back in again…priceless!
Actually, it can happen, no matter how weird it sounds.
Always wear a condom!!!
Yup and remember to recycle! Turn it inside out and you can use it again!!!
i mean, if you’re putting it in the rear entrance, use a condom, right? why would you NOT do that? and i guess if you’re wearing a condom ANYWAY, then it doesn’t matter, right?
this is why ORAL sex is the only real way to stop pregnancies and have fun at the same time.
Or your could masturbate each other.
There are cases of girls giving head, then when the guy isnt paying attention, spitting it out and putting it in themselves to get preggo intentionally. Oral is not fool-proof, guys. Make sure the girlie doesnt want to breed!
Hey folks… ever heard of birth control? More effective than condoms or anal-only.
So haw is buttseks a fail in famly plannig? It werks, dunt it?
Laaame! I sent this in weeks ago…
If it’s “laaame” then why did you send it in?
So you sent in a Fail, that was actually, a Photoshopped WIN?
Hmm…
YOU FAIL.
Last
Huh? I have no idea…EXSPLAIN!
For everyone who thinks that this is a photoshop, it’s not. It’s really not.
It used to be on the front of a family planning clinic in Northampton, MA. I was quite sad when they took it down.
If you’re in the Western Mass area, the building is right near India house on State St. (again) in Northampton.
Oh a multiple fail.
Ignoring the fact that is an obvious photoshop.
The hospital in question is the Northhampton General Hospital,look it says so at the top. Which is in Northampton,Northamptonshire, England. A slight clue is next to the name at the top where it says N.H.S., which stands for the National Health Service the healthcare system in the U.K.!
What? The world can be selectively blurry. There is a light fog everywhere except the blue box. This is obviously not photoshopped in any way!
I live in this town, I’ve seen that sign with my own two eyes. It’s real, much to most people’s despair!
Dude, I’ve seen pigs fly. I really have. Doin the superman, no wings required.
Not that I have any more “internet credibility” than your dumb ass, but at least I’m not posting anonymously on top of my stupidity report.
funny fail
see that’s why i don’t do buttsechs…i know going into it that’s its gonna be a sh!tty situation…
I thought for a moment that was where I live, until I saw the NHS logo. *phew*
…Although if it was the Northampton I know, then someone would have probably submitted it sooner.
Anyone for popped corn???? (Wow, that made ME gag.)
buttsecks ftw
As they say, “Everything Butt”
It’s fake so this blog FAIL!!
Lol.
also GAY SECKS
yeah thats the absolutely only guaranteed way to avoid pregnancy.
Dont fu*k a woman!
In the butt.
definitely a win
Hahaha!! I actually from Northamptonshire and this made me laugh so hard, our councils and NHS are so stupid
I’m* oops, looks like I’m stupid as well
Ha-ha! A blatant double entendre, with a thousand Captains Obvious in the comments. It’s so hysterical! /sarcasm
-see everyone who posted “buttseks” or whatever-
Lol,
I was born in that hospital!
Seriously! I live in Northampton…damn, we’re dumb.
Its in the midlands in the UK.
Teen pregnancy prevention fail?
Avoid teen pregnancy!
Fu*k a toddler. =P
My manager was the one who took the photo
that sign was up for months before anyone realised!
EPIC FAIL!!
or is it?
pahahahahahahahaha
This blog made me litteraly lol, and now I can’t stop saying ultimate fail/win to everything I see precusored by “epic” or “ultimate” so this blog is ultimate lawl win, for causing me to physically lawl and not just type it then smile a wee bit.
Its got so bad…I’m yawning and then thinking to myself…..”epic lightweight sleepyhead FAIL”
you are so intelligent, it hurts.
# Jessicat on Jun. 8, 2008 at 12:22 am says:
Anonymous, we dun efen knoe whu you are. Who cares for anonymous first comment persun.
Koby sez Get uh lyfff DERRRR
I personally think this is win.
This pretty much sums up the mentality of people in Northants.
Family planning WIN! (for the dude at least)
Hey I live near there!
id love to mem!
Fu * ka yürümeye başlayan çocuk. = P