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Family Planning Fail — Advice WIN

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damnedgamer

firdt reply to the first comment, which is a fail by unknown anonymous

damnedgamer

yay spelling fail (we need an edit tool here)
so I wanted to type “first reply…”

Nekopawed

No edit tool. Cause if at first you don’t succeed You have Failed.

Sockpuppet

And we have a winner

 
 
i should just register

“If at first you don’t succeed, you fail and the test will be terminated” - GLaDOS
nice

 
 
 
 
 
TheKingofSnacks

I can out do you

 
 
Jessicat

Anonymous, we dun efen knoe whu you are. Who cares for anonymous first comment persun.

Jessicat

..I rest mai kace… >_>

Anonymous

Rule 3. and Rule 4. of the internet should be applied here

 
 
 
 
Anonymous

please don’t infect this blog with that fucking lolcat-speak bullshit. Grow up, hambeast.

Dark

You’re allowed to say what you like, jessicat’s allowed to say what she likes.
If she wants to say it in lolspeak, good for her.

 
Leg End

And we all love lolcats… so STFU goat-suck.

 
 
I HATE NlGGERS

who cares that you’rea dumb fuucking biitch

 
 
Jessicat

Oh btw, this is one of the first Lol’s I don’t get. D:

Mac

Like, rear entrance of person.

Stinger

Still dun geddit..

wuts plannin gotta do wif rear entransis? O.o

Anonymous

in the ass
you can’t get pregnant from buttsex
lern 2 sex

 
 
 
 
Keelhaul

That can be arranged……(Me = sick perv )

 
 
 
Jam

that some good advice there

 
WolfDog

That’s not FAIL, that’s smart.

 
Anonymous

failblog fail! man that’s so not funny…

Burp

Sense of humor fail. This is one of the funniest I’ve ever seen on failblog.

 
 
 
Bull

All I have to say is; that would prevent having kids…

 
 
B@loo

That’s certainly a big WIN for all men! ;)

 
Baudy Teen

Isn’t this how Mormon girls and Christian fundies continue to claim that they’re virgins too?

alex

Viginity fail if anything. I think it’s quite an interesting and sort of clever interpretation of religion.
I had a couple of catholic friends when I was in school that did it like that.

 
Keelhaul

Yeah…explain…With 8X10 glossy photos with arrows and circles detailing all the nasty.

Rina

you mean 8×10 color glossy photographs with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one to be used as evidence?

 
 
 
 
 
Junior

Buttsechs not a good way to not have kids. Dats why parents call kids ‘Little Sh*ts’.

 
ashree

ok i have been laughing at this comment for like 20 minutes!! awesome

 
 
ArcadeSwan

Am I the only one so far that spotted this as a fake? Granted, it’s funny, but I call Obvious-Fake Fail on this one.

 
 
D

I only read the comments to see if anyone realized or would comment on how fake this looked…

It was a long scroll down before someone made sense…

 
Me

It’s a good advice though.

 
MC

Definitely advice fail, too. You can get preggers with the buttsechs, if it’s unprotected (b/c the holes are so close together and stuff… leaks out… yeegh). Dun haves unpertected sechs!

boom

Hahaha that is the most far-fetched pregnancy I ever heard of!!!
Well except for that one about getting stabbed in the guts after fellatio… which is true, it’s in medical textbooks. Swear.
But, leaking out & back in again…priceless!
:lol:

 
 
Bored

Yup and remember to recycle! Turn it inside out and you can use it again!!!

 
 
molesticide

i mean, if you’re putting it in the rear entrance, use a condom, right? why would you NOT do that? and i guess if you’re wearing a condom ANYWAY, then it doesn’t matter, right?

this is why ORAL sex is the only real way to stop pregnancies and have fun at the same time.

kris

Or your could masturbate each other.

 
 
Briareos

So haw is buttseks a fail in famly plannig? It werks, dunt it?

 
Meghann

Laaame! I sent this in weeks ago…

elayne

If it’s “laaame” then why did you send it in?

 
IDK.

So you sent in a Fail, that was actually, a Photoshopped WIN?

Hmm…

YOU FAIL.

 
 
 
Vex

Huh? I have no idea…EXSPLAIN!

 
RandomPersona

For everyone who thinks that this is a photoshop, it’s not. It’s really not.

It used to be on the front of a family planning clinic in Northampton, MA. I was quite sad when they took it down.

If you’re in the Western Mass area, the building is right near India house on State St. (again) in Northampton.

Si Fir

Oh a multiple fail.
Ignoring the fact that is an obvious photoshop.
The hospital in question is the Northhampton General Hospital,look it says so at the top. Which is in Northampton,Northamptonshire, England. A slight clue is next to the name at the top where it says N.H.S., which stands for the National Health Service the healthcare system in the U.K.!

lolol

What? The world can be selectively blurry. There is a light fog everywhere except the blue box. This is obviously not photoshopped in any way!

 
Anonymous

I live in this town, I’ve seen that sign with my own two eyes. It’s real, much to most people’s despair!

 
 
 
 
I

see that’s why i don’t do buttsechs…i know going into it that’s its gonna be a sh!tty situation…

 
Kia

I thought for a moment that was where I live, until I saw the NHS logo. *phew*

…Although if it was the Northampton I know, then someone would have probably submitted it sooner.

 
Keelhaul

Anyone for popped corn???? (Wow, that made ME gag.)