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first? ^^
anybody else wanna say this is sparta?
this is sparta!
this is madness.
“This is madness!”
THIS IS SPARTAA!
He isn’t really thinking of jumping in the water in the second picture, is he?
Maybe he didnt knew that cocodriles now how to swim.
Spelling Fail. It’s ‘know,’ not ‘knew.’ Along with ‘know,’ not ‘now.’
That is epic failure.
Dyslexia, it’s all fun and games until somebody loses an “i”
…WIN!!!
technically you fail cherry because you failed to notice one of his failures which was cocodriles XD its crocodiles
True story. I live here in the Northern Territory (in Australia) see link
for full story as reported in the newspaper. Guy was an epic example of fail.
http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2008/03/05/3522_ntnews.html
I love how he said that he didn’t know crocodiles were aggressive, and he actually admitted to taunting it for the first photo. If he became dinner for the croc he would definitely be Darwin Award material, which is funny because it happened near the Australian town of Darwin.
Fourth?
counting fail
DX
Tenth!
copycat fail
………
Taxonomy fail!
How can you tell?
Not a fail. If there was a third picture with the guy getting eaten, that would be a fail. This is a WIN.
JAJAJAJaJAJAJA
Yeah, Right!!!
It’s alligator fail.
courage fail
lol
awesome fail
handsome fail
vision fail
Lmao XD
^ = Win
hotdog
I wanna play too: umbrella
typewriter
fail
Cheezburgers! Take that, lolcats rule! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Dinner-catching fail.
Photoshop–no wait, this happened in my town.
This happens pretty much anywhere stupid people live alongside crocodilians, or in other words, anywhere crocodilians live. (Crocodilians being alligators, crocodiles, gavials, caimans, etc.) A kid I went to high school with was killed by an alligator when he went swimming in an area where they were known to be quite abundant — surely worthy of a Darwin Award. But I’ve heard tales even more stupid, such as people putting their small children next to an alligator because it would make “such a cute picture!”
I believe the earlier commenter is correct about the taxonomy fail. The snout seems more rounded than pointed, suggesting alligator, and crocodiles tend to be more brownish than this guy. But without more info or a better picture, I’m not putting money on it.
Generally, though, crocodiles are more aggressive than alligators, especially when it comes to humans. I’d say that taunting a crocodile is inherently a fail, thus the title of this entry is quite redundant.
(Yes, I grew up in Florida at a time when every neighborhood had an alligator that was named and fed regularly, and as an alumnus of the University of Florida, I am a Gator myself.)
This is definitely a crocodile. It happened recently in the Northern Territory, Australia. http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2008/03/05/3522_ntnews.html
Tourist guides train crocodiles to jump for food in this area (and they can jump an awful lot higher than this photo) – the bloke was pretty lucky it wasn’t worse.
That’s all the info I need — alligators are not native to Australia.
GO GATORS!
its a croc stupid yank.
Subtle Fail:
Star of David tattoo
Would that be Semitism Fail?
No, I think that would be Anti-Semitism fail.
One or the other.
you suck. there is no fail about that…
Strictly speaking, tattoos and body piercing are against Jewish tradition, (yeah, I know, so is eating pork or cheeseburgers), so if the guy identifies as Jewish, it’s definitely some sort of fail. How about Talmud Fail?
i saw that picture months ago in a german newsmagazine. that guy is from isreal (surprise) und the picture is taken in australia (if i remember right), by his friend. the column is called: “what did you think in this moment, mr. [put name here]?”
Run Forest RUN!!!
oh wait that’s not Forest and there’s nowhere to run… he’s SOL they just don’t show the next picture
This Fail makes me laugh. I just love morons, they make the world funny. I like funny.
Son: look dad an alligator
Dad: don’t be silly son there are no alligators in these parts, look i’ll show you
Alligator: heh he stupid tourists
CHOMP!
humor fail
From the looks of him, he has gotten away before..
That’s what I thought too, then someone pointed out the Star of David tattoo: Could that stuff that looks like scar tissue on his left arm and shoulder be tattoos? Wish I could see that bit closer…
What a wuss. I mean, it’s only a crocodile with really big teeth for chrissake.
Tourist: Oh look, a crocodile!
Crocodile: Oh look, lunch!
Comment win!
Well Steve Irwin he ain’t
That’s true, he’s still alive.
Sensitivity FAIL.
Come off it, as if anybody was surprised that Steve Irwin died while bothering a wild animal. I know I was shocked and perplexed, personally.
I love how in the second picture the boardmotor lookes like it says “ahaha”, like it’s the crocodile laughing at the guy XD
I remember that photo, the NT news published it on the front page of the newspaper, then distributed it as a postcard the next day as well.
the gator says: “rawr i r gator”
and Albert the Aligator said: “rowrbazzle”
Lunch Fail
HA! Nice one tough guy.
This is a Crocodile fail not an aligator fail.
Ahahaha I remember seeing this picture in the papers.
And thats why Crocadlies ALLWAYS fuckin win
whats he doing in the second one? T-Bagging?
lol
when i saw this in a newspaper i dont think it was fail; the guy was posing not trying to run away, still pretty funny though
Big trap win
croc win
Crocs-1. Humans-0. Looks like we’re behind guys. Epic croc win.