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PureK

This pic. is taken in Romania :))) Proud too be Romanian :D

ELUN

^ Also spelling fail…

..er

i think it’s pretty good, you know, him speaking romanian and all.
canyou say that in romainian?

Shiny

Can you say that in English?

 
 
 
 
 
Obama

Other than the above mentioned spelling, I call it a WIN for building placement. It is a soccer arena FAIL. That said, it’s soccer. Who wants to pay to see that? Its barely a sport.

minishaw

its a better sport then gridiron and baseball by a long long way thats why most the world plays it

Obama

Most of the world around you plays it. Not most of the world. Cricket is actually the most popular sport in two of the most populated nations: China and India, as well as being popular in most of the former British colonies. Deviations of sports closer to real football (NFL), like rugby and gaelic or Australian rules football are played in other areas. I think you took one too many boots to the head from soccer hooligans (does any other sport have names for the rioting fanbase?) and need to look at the actual world around you, not just what you get on BBC.

 
Anonymous

Incidentally, according to Wikipedia, American football is derived from Rugby, rather than the other way around.

Cricket *may* be the most popular by numbers, but I think you’ll find that Soccer is more widely popular, especially in Latin America, Africa and the Middle East.And I challenge you to name a more reliable American source of news than the BBC. CNN, anyone?

Hiuy

Easy. Natl’ Enquirer.

Wait… nah.

Seriously tho, NBC owns BBC.

Anonymous

Um, actually, no - the BBC is a public corporation, owned in trust by the British people.

Education Fail.

elayne

I believe “own” was used in the sense of “pwn” - as in, “Did you see the cop tase that guy? He totally owned him!”

Icarus (formerly "Anonymous")

Oh, right. Well, then I correct myself. For expanded reasons, I stand by
“Education Fail” and raise an “Accurate Journalism Fail”.

And I guess I get “Slang Comprehension Fail.”

 
Homer

Go watch Faulty Towers or one of the other fine British comedies, either one.

 
 
 
 
Anonymous

“according to Wikipedia,”

Stopped reading there.

Icarus

Odd though this may sound, it turns out that Wikipedia is slightly more accurate that Britannica online; the real problem with Wiki is a lack of source attribution.

 
 
Homer

Yeah, wikipedia, any reference source that can be edited by anyone on this blog is CLEARLY reliable. In fact, Harvard and Yale just got rid of their entire libraries and just put up a couple laptops with Wikipedia as the homepage.

 
ever heard of utilitarianism?

“according to wikipedia”…. FAIL!!

 
 
minishaw

bbc lmao im aussie not a pom so i dont get the bbc lols!!!!

ok soccer has the most players registerd world wide ok fail much

china plays cricket bahahahhaa there into basket ball and you guessed it soccer i lived in china so i know this and oh wait hongkong plays cricket as thet was owned by england for 100 years

rugby is older then gridiron by many many many years so is league another aussie football code and aussie rules is over 100 years old

ive never seen a soccer riot in real life so ive taken no boots to the face

Homer

It’s call “punctuation”. Learn to write a complete sentence and we might listed to you.

Until you can write one full, complete, and articulated sentence, you don’t matter. Now watch out for that stingray!

anonymous

u mean called?
nd listen?

arrogant grammar fail

 
 
 
Anonymous

100 million people tune in to watch the superbowl once a year - the height of NFL, but over 2 billion people around the world watch real football (where the players use their feet all the time) every single weekend. If that american crap was so good how come the rest of the world hasn’t picked up on it on a professional level? If you want a real game play rugby - no helmets, body armour or 5 second plays followed by 2 minute rests for the players. Thats why the RWC was the biggest sporting event of 2007 (2 billion viewers) and aside from the olympics, euro 2008 will be the biggest this year. Figures speak for themselves

Dark

Maybe people don’t want to play a game clearly made for morons: What other game do people get juggled into the air with an overpowered tackle and land on their head? That really sounds like fun…

 
Dark

Perhaps because the rest of the world is full of pussies. And if viewership is the true judge of what matters, Baywatch is the most important show ever.

farrex

Pussies??? try to play rugby… lol, I ahve done it a lot of times and was a lot of fun I had played3 times american football and It was boring( lots of rules making lack of fun and real action) even one of that 3 times I played american football a friend stopped and mentioned “Im sick of this shit lets play rugby” and guess what we did…. yes, we played rugby u son of a bitch!!!

Shadow

Wow, I don’t normally pay attention to posts made in 6 month old fails, but I’m afraid I’m going to have to blast you with a Grammar Cannon several times for that post. That was simply atrocious.

*boom*
*boom*
*boom*

courtney

HOCKEY is the greatest sport EVER screw rugby, soccer, and football

 
 
 
 
ariel wollinger

american football is the suxxor!!!

Kyle

Agreed. And I’m American.
Because of the Patriot Act, that makes me a terrorist.

 
 
 
eat one

“real” football… you mean that game that you play with your feet

farrex

Yes, football its rly what u call soccer, and guess what ,what u call football shouldnt be called like that, becuase, if u havent noted it yet u r the only ones in the entire world that calls football soccer….

 
 
IBKC

All you people should know better not to argue with Obama. :P

 
farrex

PLS give me a definition in sport then tell me what u make in soccer and what is soccer, now tell were was ur fail, and learn to STFU!!!!!!!!

 
 
Michael O'Neill

Most of the world live in mudhuts or hovels and die from mosquito bites. Soccor is the opiate of the third world masses.

Dark

Do you even know what you’re on about? And no, most of the world do not live in mud huts, only the poorer parts. And who makes the people and their children work in terrible conditions with dangerous machinery? Why, rich businesses, of course!

 
farrex

LOL first it notes u havent traveled outside of the US and I let me guess, u dont know other language than english, then… what could u possibly know about life??? (If u rly wanna know about life, first U need to GET ONE!!) and then do u know that also Europe plays soccer and tell me who is going into a crisis right know and possibly be the next country to pass into, living in mudhuts or hovels and die from mosquitoes…

 
 
Hiuy

Agreed w/Obama. Soccer is wimpy. Half the time the players are walking. Football , hockey, and baseball are way better.

Fiz

As opposed to Baseball where most of the players are standing? Or NFL where it starts and stops and starts and stops and ooh boy. I like both sports by the way, but come on.

Homer

Soccer players are like my 5 year old nephew. They get bumped slightly in the shin, then drop to the ground screaming like they just suffered a Joe Theisman break. Then when they see the ref did nothing, they get up and start running around again like nothing happened. No sport loved in France can be tough.

 
 
IPG

Well… actually most player of whatever this NFL sport is (involves neither significant amount of food nor any ball) are sitting on their asses most of the time. Same goes for hockey, although there it is due to the incredibly high intensity and to be excused.

Homer

Actually, that’s baseball (he types as he sits on his ass watching a baseball game).

 
 
farrex

U ust said that soccer is whimpy but u said that football its better, hows that.. did u ever knew that u r the only ones that call football soccer???
And, okay football and hockey are better, if u wanna see stunts and baseball its better, if u wanna have a little time for sleeping, but if u wanna see skills start watching soccer…

 
 
Fiddlesticks

then / than fail.

 
 
Iridus

this guy really never saw a Hooligan… looooool.

 
Football fail

“That said, it’s soccer”

Actually, it’s called football, and it is probably the most popular sport on the planet.

Homer

No, get over youself. Cricket is the most popular sport. I have no idea why, but it is.

farrex

Most popular CRICKET??? maybe most played, but popular??? no way.

 
 
squirreludecker

Actually, your not completely correct. Football and Soccer are both slang terms for its Correct Name. “Association Football” so calling it Soccer is no wronger than calling it Football.

Dark

Where did you get that absurd idea? It’s called football.

 
farrex

I dont have an idea of who started calling it soccer but its original name its football, and in all the places I had visited theres only one place that is called soccer, the US…
If u dont believe me ust watch a little bit the movie “goal!” where the protagonist after living in the US he goes to europe and mentions soccer, nobody understands what is he talking about until he says the word FOOTBALL.

 
 
 
sim

better than watching a bunch of muscle men tackle eachother cos they’re secretly gay.

american foot ball needs no skill, just the ability to throw and a bit of gayness

Chris

Apparently you have never watched college football walk on tryouts. A LOT of people with apparently no skill don’t seem to make the team but the very athletically talented highly skilled one do every time. Wonder why that is?

Dark

“Athletically talented”… I do love that phrase… almost oxymoronic.

 
 
Jami

Oh who cares? ALL sports are stupid. The only people who play them are people too stupid to get real jobs.

Homer

I guess that if Jami was offered millions of dollars to play a game, she’d turn it down to go become an astrophysicist because she would not want to look stupid. Frankly, anyone who can get someone else to pay them craploads of money to play a game is way smarter.

Ribbo

Except that 99.99% of people who try to make it rich in sport fail miserably.

 
Dark

Smart for being paid feckloads? It’s not their amount of brains, it’s the population’s obsession with Football that gets them paid so much.

 
 
farrex

If u manage to get payed better than themtell me, and sports r fun I guess u dont know what is that but its okay, because of what u said its obvious that u r another fat girl without a life that will never get someone and continue living with ur parents until the die, without accomplishing their most desired dream, GETTING RID OF YOU!!!!

 
 
IPG

They are wearing stretch pants… what is secret about that?

Grand Master Shake

And I guess it is not gay for a guy to rip off his shirt and trade clothes with other guys on the field?

 
 
 
Anastasia Beaverhausen

I like curling. And badminton.

Dark

Dood th@ ar sooo totalli AWSOM!

 
 
 
ariel wollinger

it is called football because you use your feet, unlike what americans call football.