Comments on: Umbrella Fail

By: Interneta pieslēgums

Interneta pieslēgums — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:37:39 +0000

he is dead

By: scott

scott — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 00:08:47 +0000

OMG. Is that umbrella okay?

By: rofl-waffle

rofl-waffle — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 05:02:28 +0000

Funniness Fail.

By: Herder of Hypocrites

Herder of Hypocrites — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:00:16 +0000

Sweet irony!

By: ummm

ummm — Mon, 11 May 2009 13:14:51 +0000

who would troll here? everyone knows. i hate the internet,and i came into these comments just to see if anyone noticed how the guy was falling in the first place, with his cuff caught around the opposite side of the front wheel- strikes me as a likely rain and slipperey pedal foot combo- guy’s probably wearing smooth soled shoes. the second picture gets it better but you need the first to really see it. this is the worst internet discussion i have ever seen- the top clogged with crap, the middle with complaining, and the end making no effort to return back to the topic. LAST

By: fail

fail — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 06:33:58 +0000

ella, ella, ella, ay, ay, ay

By: Jenrai

Jenrai — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 10:18:26 +0000

Not an umbrella fail… Definately a cyclist fail though.
For which he was probably rewarded with a handful of broken teeth and an ever so slightly bloodied nose.
Definately a pothole win, come to think of it.
Bloody cyclists!

By: Jenrai

Jenrai — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 09:56:52 +0000

No, they don’t.
At least people who aren’t Ty Pennington or whatever the hell his name is from Extreme Makeoever don’t.
A Dude is a male. Pure and simple. Most of the females I know (and I know a helluva lot considering I work in a college that specialises in Care and Health & Beauty) would kick you in the nuts for calling them “dude”.

By: XKillerBenX

XKillerBenX — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 22:04:38 +0000

Umbrellas your doing it wrong.

By: wat the hell!!

wat the hell!! — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 04:40:26 +0000

RIHANNA LIED TO US!!!!

By: omega

omega — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:12:38 +0000

wow this is really sad and funny at the same time……

By: "reply"

"reply" — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 07:10:19 +0000

This is not an umbrella fail. Insult to umbrellas. This – if truth be told – is not a fail, but a poignant reminder of how important umbrellas are in our lives. Troopers, I tell ya!!!

By: Hauntzor

Hauntzor — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 20:33:14 +0000

In the second shot it’s almost like he turned to liquid.

By: chan

chan — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 05:17:06 +0000

LOL
yeah…the umbrella loses its purpose
that guy looks to be pretty old, i hope he didnt get seriously injured (not that that would take away from the fail)

By: monoceros

monoceros — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:01:01 +0000

XXX?

By: monoceros

monoceros — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:00:29 +0000

This is a misnomer fail by failblog. There’s no umbrella fail in this picture, the umbrella is still fine. It’s rather a bicycle fail, if any.

By: Shaw

Shaw — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:41:10 +0000

I was just about to comment on that!

That makes this a double fail.

By: caue

caue — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 15:55:45 +0000

Fail

By: Sockpuppet

Sockpuppet — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 07:42:29 +0000

Just go along with it

By: Julie

Julie — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:08:13 +0000

lot of good the umbrella did him

By: Ben

Ben — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:10:56 +0000

Actually, all you failers are failing, cause there was controversy about this photo, as the photographer knew the pothole was there and was waiting for something like this to happen as the street was busy with bikers…

By: eric

eric — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:25:27 +0000

what is this first stuff? just to be the first? but there is no comment? i’m confused…

By: Zaggs

Zaggs — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:31:46 +0000

WHICH FRIGGEN PICTURE?

By: Zaggs

Zaggs — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:30:23 +0000

yeah, and knees take forever…I did that once into a curb, got a piece of Re-Bar lodged in my knee joint between the patella and the femur…hurt like hell. But yeah, the umbrella was rendered pretty much useless in this instance…..lol.

By: Gia

Gia — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:44:46 +0000

LMAO. He may have been able to slightly save himself from epic FAIL if not for the umbrella.

By: Leg End

Leg End — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 16:56:12 +0000

Yeah i did that… not into a puddle but i went over like that and smashed my elbow… elbow bones dont heal.

By: Anon.

Anon. — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 00:10:33 +0000

Yes, I will laugh at the bicyclists, because it’s funny. I’m not laughing at them personally, but the situation they are in.
And I’m not, and never will be, your baby.

By: frostey

frostey — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 17:55:48 +0000

Boy. That guy must be desperate.

By: Gray

Gray — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:03:38 +0000

You failed at doing on failblog : /

By: jdmasters

jdmasters — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 13:27:16 +0000

Mary Poppins wanna be.

By: Jessicat

Jessicat — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 06:13:24 +0000

Foot-placement fail.

By: Jessicat

Jessicat — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 06:05:45 +0000

Sir your testimony drives a good argument. I also like cheese.

By: Jessicat

Jessicat — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 06:03:42 +0000

LMFAO Touche~

By: Homer

Homer — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 20:17:59 +0000

I think that a tunnel boring machine would be more useless on a bike. (I was going to say some sort of household appliance, except there was that older picture of the guy with the refrigerator on his bike.)

By: Saying nothing

Saying nothing — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 20:15:41 +0000

I like cheese. Cheddar cheese is my favorite, followed by mozzarella, because that is normally on pizza. mmmm, pizza. I do not like limberger cheese, and frankly have no idea how to spell that because I hate it so much. I have to go poop now.

By: Homer

Homer — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 20:12:55 +0000

In france they ride with white flags.

By: Homer

Homer — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 20:11:47 +0000

This blog is about funny. If someone tries to kill himself in a funny way, fails, and the whole thing is filmed or photographed, it is fair game. For example, let’s say a midget clown tried to kill himself by jumping into a lion pen at the zoo, and the lion did not kill and eat him bit rather bit his ass and carried him around, clown makeup, big shoes and all. You mean to tell me there is a single person who would not find that funny, even though it is actually pretty sad? I think everyone would laugh.

By: minishaw

minishaw — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 07:31:36 +0000

build a bridge get over it

old school year 7 told

By: CountSpatula

CountSpatula — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 03:13:02 +0000

That whole ‘first post’ thing comes, I believe, from Slashdot, a technology website. Somehow, people believe that they are the most important commenter on any bloody subject simply by being the one that refreshes his/her page the most.

I may be wrong and it may have originated even earlier, but that’s where I first observed this horrible trait, and perhaps others have as well.

By: Manny

Manny — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 21:27:39 +0000

Funny. I still wasn’t referring to this picture. Guess you are one who doesn’t read it all?? And you are right, I am done. With this site. Too many people who take every opportunity to call you names and tell you to shut up. Guess it is not my right to speak my mind, but anyone else can. Doesn’t matter. Can’t change your mind and can’t change mine.

Just for clarification: I DO NOT THINK THIS PICTURE CROSSES THE LINE! This started as a debate about others still referring to the controversial picture. That is what I have been referring to all along. That other picture. If you can’t follow along and figure it out, well, not my problem.

By: Dark

Dark — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 18:38:52 +0000

I agree, umbrellas are the most useless thing to have on a bike.

By: Dark

Dark — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 18:36:23 +0000

The death toll of 0 for most…

By: Dark

Dark — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 18:35:18 +0000

Intelligent debate? On failblog? Have you seen some of teh people here? Sorry dude, but if brainpower was sugar, there’s not enough intelligence in most people here to fill a teaspoon. And by the way, many people use “dude” as a asexual handle.

By: Dark

Dark — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 18:32:40 +0000

Dude, sorry but you do not need to rant so much on a site like this, nobody’s going to read it. Plus, most peopel who do read it will just go “boring u fail”. I can understand where you’re coming from. There is a line, but this pic doesn’t cross it.

By: Sam

Sam — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 17:12:10 +0000

You mean you can translate what they say, to know that they say nothing? That’s one better than me at least.

By: Manny

Manny — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 16:45:57 +0000

And by the way, I don’t have to shut up. Freedom of speech, baby. Freedom of speech.

By: Manny

Manny — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 16:45:24 +0000

No one will laugh at 9-11, but you will all laugh at a dozen or more bicyclists being thrown up in the air? That isn’t funny either.

By: Manny

Manny — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 16:41:38 +0000

I wasn’t commenting on this picture not being funny! This picture is funny. I have no problems with this one. Someone made a reference to the other picture and THAT is the one I do not find humorous. Did you guys really think it was about this one? Did you not read everything from the beginning or did you pick a random spot to start reatding and not get the whole story? Wow! Some people take things so seriously.

By: Ribbo

Ribbo — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 15:28:10 +0000

I’m glad i’m not the only one who finds this utterly moronic. 40 replies all saying absolutely nothing clogging up the top of every comment page is staggeringly pointless.

By: Dominic

Dominic — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 15:25:53 +0000

It would be different if somebody dug the pothole in the street and then waited for somebody to fall in to take the picture. But this was just an accident. It would have happened whether somebody took a picture or not. Might as well enjoy it since it happened anyways.

And seriously… why do you look at this blog if you don’t want to see this stuff? What are you expecting to see here?