Comments on: Stairs Fail

By: Tina ^_^

Tina ^_^ — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 01:53:35 +0000

Chances are, if he’s stupid enough to trip whilst falling down the stairs with a beer in his mouth, he’s not going to turn his head…

By: colBoh

colBoh — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 11:05:02 +0000

If only life was like a Tom & Jerry cartoon, and the back of your mouth was perfectly elastic…

By: Antonio

Antonio — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:11:25 +0000

what happend with that bottle in his mouth? He dies?

By: hello

hello — Wed, 27 May 2009 16:17:43 +0000

and if it doesn’t break, it will jam deep in his throat.
and then the hit will make all the beer release its gas and it will launch into his throat directly.
choke hazard FAIL!

By: Axanimander

Axanimander — Mon, 18 May 2009 23:41:02 +0000

Interesting point to be made: You cannot see what his right hand is on. I’m guessing he’s not nearly as plastered as we think he is, and he’s doing a quickie hand stand on a sturdy table and his buddy is snapping this picture at the perfect moment to make it look like he’s bailing down the flight of steps. that way, it’s actually believable.

By: kevin

kevin — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 17:13:44 +0000

AGREGENSE ESTE CORREO LOQUITO_JODA@

By: itsme

itsme — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 09:22:19 +0000

If only he could spit the bottle out in time.

By: acey75

acey75 — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 02:23:14 +0000

obvs photoshop, that photo was here before without the hat or bottle

By: Cherry

Cherry — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:39:41 +0000

Beer Holding Fail!

By: someone

someone — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 21:46:38 +0000

i need a follow up. i want to know what happened.

By: me :D

me :D — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 21:48:17 +0000

just hoping that he is smart enough to turn his head away

By: Joseph

Joseph — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 19:10:54 +0000

Hat Fail!!! Stella WIN!

By: Anon.

Anon. — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 10:03:31 +0000

It all looks a bit fake to me, but it’s still a good fail…

By: I love the FAIL BOAT

I love the FAIL BOAT — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 18:02:48 +0000

oh god that made my mouth hurt just looking at that……….it’s not fun having something in your mouth then falling……..i almost died once cause of that………….ahhhhhh FLASHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!

By: WTF lol

WTF lol — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 17:39:27 +0000

darwin award perhaps lol

By: Hauntzor

Hauntzor — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 20:31:59 +0000

What in the hell is it with you guys and PhotoShop???

By: me

me — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 00:09:53 +0000

LMFAO!

By: Demented95

Demented95 — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 06:15:14 +0000

I’ll bet you the next morning he’ll wake up with a dick drawn on his forhead in sharpie and say

“Dude why is my arm all bent up like that, and why are there glass shards in my mouth”

He Failed

but for his freinds that would be epic win

By: Sam

Sam — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 13:39:30 +0000

hahaha.

By: Tay-Tay

Tay-Tay — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:23:31 +0000

Hey, if I could puke out beer bottles, all the boys would love me.

By: Gaflar

Gaflar — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 02:17:26 +0000

notice at the top of the stairs theres a skateboard. yet another fail. or if hes drunk well then that would explain the beer and the hat.

By: Gaflar

Gaflar — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 02:15:56 +0000

O RLY?

By: Abyss Fire

Abyss Fire — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 19:28:32 +0000

Sorry, did you mean:
“Some of us like pretending that we know everything.
Others like to look at something, find it funny, and move on.”
I haven’t been speaking douchebag long, I may have translated some of it wrong.

By: anon guy #2

anon guy #2 — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 09:27:29 +0000

And he’s working at CERN this fall.
I’ll let that sink in.

Not sure why he chose that hat though.

By: Maggot

Maggot — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:25:16 +0000

QFT

By: fu3zy

fu3zy — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 18:50:54 +0000

this is one i acually hope was photoshopped

By: Rob

Rob — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 02:25:42 +0000

my god, why do you all constantly whinny on about photoshop.

there is another photograph of this exact incident which i think is even from a different angle, or at least it is the same one but shows more of the scene, and you can find it in vice magazine some point in the last year or two.

jpegs saved at a lower quality than they should be often develop noise in areas where the focus changes because that is strenuous on the compression.

By: howlingwolf214

howlingwolf214 — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:15:38 +0000

Thats what she said fail.

By: maria

maria — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 08:57:54 +0000

looks like photoshop to me

By: pepsibookcat

pepsibookcat — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 06:03:20 +0000

*wince* Imminent ER win.

By: woogie master

woogie master — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 03:14:44 +0000

best part is, that he is prob the smarter of all of yoos. Physicist athat works at an underground super collider.

By: tito bandito

tito bandito — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 03:09:37 +0000

oh and yeah, drop in contests on carpeted stairs, decks only, more points for good outfits…..the kid drinks more heartily than anyone I know and will outlast anyone I have ever met.

By: tito bandito

tito bandito — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 03:05:24 +0000

The post prior to mine is valid, though I believe it was a Stella. The best part was, after he smashed his face and shattered the bottle in his throat, they called our buddy who is a doctor in residence in Chicago at 3am and woke him up to ask what to do with him. “Why are you waking my ass up, take him to the f@#$ing ER, ya friggin idiots!” was his beloved response….god i love my friends.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 02:46:10 +0000

#1 – the picture took place in arizona
#2 – the dude, travis is from canada, hence the canadian beer
#3 – those of you calling this fake, FAIL!
#4 – he lost his front teeth and had chards of glass in the back of his throat

By: ThaMenace!

ThaMenace! — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 10:49:52 +0000

Syntax FAIL!

By: ThaMenace!

ThaMenace! — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 10:48:30 +0000

Recognition FAIL!

By: 2girls

2girls — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:13:11 +0000

I lol’d

By: State the obvious win

State the obvious win — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:10:10 +0000

No shit

By: Kalli??

Kalli?? — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 05:14:50 +0000

mark

By: Kalli??

Kalli?? — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 05:14:31 +0000

thats gonna leave a makr.

By: dfthd

dfthd — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:31:32 +0000

hey look! its jimmy fallon!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:19:16 +0000

he is on a skateboard no?

By: Leg End

Leg End — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 16:54:29 +0000

Yeah that bottle would jam in the back of his throat. IT would then smash filling his mouth with shards of broken glass.
Life FAIL.

By: Keelhaul

Keelhaul — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 02:04:36 +0000

I prefer not to spend my time picturing guys kneeling, bracing anything with their hands, and picking up things with their mouth……sexual orientation fail!!

By: t-train

t-train — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 22:20:11 +0000

Saw this one on Vice Do’s and Don’ts ages ago…

By: Speedy

Speedy — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 20:30:19 +0000

maybe hes spinning the other way

By: jdmasters

jdmasters — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 13:26:10 +0000

I love the hat – it adds to this picture and it sets the mood. I think he took that hat from his grandfather or juan valdez the coffee guy.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 10:39:59 +0000

he fails at not being in pain. or he will in around … 2 seconds?

By: Darwin

Darwin — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 22:01:40 +0000

yes, it is an eminent Darwin Award! Death by the bottle? You’re doing it Wrong.

By: Sherlock

Sherlock — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 21:57:31 +0000

dig deeper, Watson!