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*winces* Ouch!
Yeah that bottle would jam in the back of his throat. IT would then smash filling his mouth with shards of broken glass.
Life FAIL.
No shit
i need a follow up. i want to know what happened.
and if it doesn’t break, it will jam deep in his throat.
and then the hit will make all the beer release its gas and it will launch into his throat directly.
choke hazard FAIL!
just hoping that he is smart enough to turn his head away
first!
…and that would hurt mostly on the mouth
not first!
first fAIL!
That’s what she said
Thats what she said fail.
QFT
I’m thinking the back of his throat’s going to hurt more when he hits the ground bottle first and it gets shoved back…
It’s his teeth I’m thinking about. Well that and where all the broken glass is going to go if it’s a tiled floor…
From the way his body is turning, by the time he hits the ground he will be turned onto his shoulders. It wontt feel good on his teeth, jarring them like that, but he should be alright.
maybe hes spinning the other way
LMFAO!
i guess know we know why this is an unpopular way of carrying a bottle.
typing fail…
hahaha.
Chacharles, “first” post fail!
yeah.. i was fail for that
refresh fail i guess lol
Wait…Why is there not shadow from the bottle but there is one from both arms to either side of the bottle and his face/chin?
I say Photoshop FTL.
Indeed. The flash obviously was next to the lense creating a small shadow. And that shadow lacks around the bottle… Anyway, even without the bottle-Photoshop-fail it is still a nice fail.
-Manni
Exactly. It may not be a beer fail, but it is still a good stairs fail.
It all looks a bit fake to me, but it’s still a good fail…
So his cheeks are sucked in and his mouth in the “suction position” like that because he was just…. giving someone a blowjob, and they photoshopped that out? Oy. Why is everyone so determined to find every pic a photoshop job?
Some of us are just more perceptive than others.
Others like to believe everything shown or told to them on blind faith.
Sorry, did you mean:
“Some of us like pretending that we know everything.
Others like to look at something, find it funny, and move on.”
I haven’t been speaking douchebag long, I may have translated some of it wrong.
Thanks for ruining the fun.
What next? Santa is just some bloke in a costume?
nope. i actually know this kid. that’s the real deal
Yeah, someone spent time photoshopping a bottle in. Right.
This is also a wrong-beer fail. Hat like that, homey should be drinking Corona.
Fail –
Not a heiny bottle – Becks maybe? (its got a round label and a white champagne type thing going on) – babysham maybe? If so I say double fail!!!
“and that’s how i lost all my front teef”
Talk about deep throat!
This dude is gonna get offers…
GRAVITY WIN
ALL HAIL GRAVITY.. GRAVITY IS YOUR KING
That is *so* gonna hurt about half a second after that photo was taken.
No shit, Sherlock.
dig deeper, Watson!
I lol’d
everyone in this comment fails!
Ooh! Ooh! Let me, let me!
*ahem*
Yes, including YOU!
– ah, that feels better –
is that a bottle of Steamwhistle in his mouth? mind you, only people from Ontario, Canada will get what i’m talking about…
Doubt it, but the tour at the roundhouse is awesome. You should seriously try it. Good to meet another person from Ontario though.
i’ll be going there in August for a party
you’re the only one in “this” comment. so, yes, everyone there is failing.
i wonder if that shattered in his mouth…
Spit it out, for god’s sake!!!
Thats what she THOUGHT O.o
You have a second to let the beer go or you might hurt yourself, Iblame it on the hat.
that is all many kinds of wrong! To the dentist mobile!
Hat: “ONWARD MY BRAVE STEED.”
Win.
Well, he can probably save his teeth by grabbing on to something with his arms…I think.
oh dear, EPIC fail, you’d better spit that beer bottle out to the side before it kills you or something fella, or you’re in for a very painful time… I mean falling down the stairs head first is one thing… but falling face-first on a glass beer bottle, that’s in your mouth?? you’d be lucky to survive that one kiddo…
yes, it is an eminent Darwin Award! Death by the bottle? You’re doing it Wrong.
priorities are evident here.
1) I could concentrate on saving myself by grabbing stuff.
2) I could concentrate on not spilling the beer.
oops that was me. name fail.
Most people choose beer over life.
I agree with others that the hat is failure enough.
Haha. Looks like the party I was at.
Except substitute the beer for a virgin daiquiri.
Moar fail?
Deep Throat Virginity fail…
so did all of those people really unsubscribe because of the tour de fail picture? it seems like someone should have flipped their shit about the potential for this dude to impale his brainstem..
caretroll fail
I agree with others that it’s photoshopped. There are fuzzy pixels all around his outline, on the wall next to his head, and on the stairs beneath his chest.
Turn the picture and picture him on a beach, kneeling, bracing his hands in the sand, and picking up a bottle with his mouth.
Erm… fuzzy pixels? Jpegs do that.
Yes, jpegs create fuzzy pixels ONLY in the areas you’d expect to see modified in a photoshop job. Nowhere else. Jpegs are tricky that way!
I prefer not to spend my time picturing guys kneeling, bracing anything with their hands, and picking up things with their mouth……sexual orientation fail!!
broken arm, wrist, possible dislocated shoulder, mouth lacerations, teeth knocked out, really awful hat —
he’ll wake up in the hospital and say to his friends, “DOOOOOD! I had an AWSUM time at that party!”
intelligence fail
Pwnage is imminent.
he fails at not being in pain. or he will in around … 2 seconds?
Syntax FAIL!
I love the hat – it adds to this picture and it sets the mood. I think he took that hat from his grandfather or juan valdez the coffee guy.
Saw this one on Vice Do’s and Don’ts ages ago…
he is on a skateboard no?
hey look! its jimmy fallon!
Recognition FAIL!
thats gonna leave a makr.
mark
#1 – the picture took place in arizona
#2 – the dude, travis is from canada, hence the canadian beer
#3 – those of you calling this fake, FAIL!
#4 – he lost his front teeth and had chards of glass in the back of his throat
And he’s working at CERN this fall.
I’ll let that sink in.
Not sure why he chose that hat though.
The post prior to mine is valid, though I believe it was a Stella. The best part was, after he smashed his face and shattered the bottle in his throat, they called our buddy who is a doctor in residence in Chicago at 3am and woke him up to ask what to do with him. “Why are you waking my ass up, take him to the f@#$ing ER, ya friggin idiots!” was his beloved response….god i love my friends.
oh and yeah, drop in contests on carpeted stairs, decks only, more points for good outfits…..the kid drinks more heartily than anyone I know and will outlast anyone I have ever met.
best part is, that he is prob the smarter of all of yoos. Physicist athat works at an underground super collider.
*wince* Imminent ER win.
looks like photoshop to me
my god, why do you all constantly whinny on about photoshop.
there is another photograph of this exact incident which i think is even from a different angle, or at least it is the same one but shows more of the scene, and you can find it in vice magazine some point in the last year or two.
jpegs saved at a lower quality than they should be often develop noise in areas where the focus changes because that is strenuous on the compression.
O RLY?
this is one i acually hope was photoshopped
notice at the top of the stairs theres a skateboard. yet another fail. or if hes drunk well then that would explain the beer and the hat.
Hey, if I could puke out beer bottles, all the boys would love me.
I’ll bet you the next morning he’ll wake up with a dick drawn on his forhead in sharpie and say
“Dude why is my arm all bent up like that, and why are there glass shards in my mouth”
He Failed
but for his freinds that would be epic win
What in the hell is it with you guys and PhotoShop???
darwin award perhaps lol
oh god that made my mouth hurt just looking at that……….it’s not fun having something in your mouth then falling……..i almost died once cause of that………….ahhhhhh FLASHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!
Hat Fail!!! Stella WIN!
Beer Holding Fail!
obvs photoshop, that photo was here before without the hat or bottle
If only he could spit the bottle out in time.
AGREGENSE ESTE CORREO LOQUITO_JODA@
Interesting point to be made: You cannot see what his right hand is on. I’m guessing he’s not nearly as plastered as we think he is, and he’s doing a quickie hand stand on a sturdy table and his buddy is snapping this picture at the perfect moment to make it look like he’s bailing down the flight of steps. that way, it’s actually believable.
what happend with that bottle in his mouth? He dies?
If only life was like a Tom & Jerry cartoon, and the back of your mouth was perfectly elastic…