Yeah she is really having a rough time…standing in a window and all. Thanks for pointing it out. Fisrt I thought the fail was the guy naked hanging from a freaking wire a hurtable distance from the ground. But now that you pointed it out, standing in the window beats it all. Kintama…
Yeah she is really having a rough time…standing in a window watching a naked guy and all. Thanks for pointing it out. Fisrt I thought the fail was the guy naked hanging from a freaking wire a hurtable distance from the ground. But now that you pointed it out, standing in the window watching a naked guy beats it all. Poo Dick…
It was the end of a “Crystal Meth binge” that ended with the fellow jumping
naked out on to a wire ….that ended with him being rescued (from the wire),
going to detox, rehab and, eventually, leaving Vancouver and the skids … here
is a link to the front page that ran my/that pic along wth several others from the
scene:
Thanks! As much as I enjoy laughing at (some of) these pics, the itch they leave of wondering, “But what WAS that? What HAPPENED?” is sometimes almost not worth the enjoyment. Follow-ups/photo IDs are much win!
You’ll die too (not a threat, I just mean it will happen some day in the future just as like any other living being. when it happens I promise I will have nothing to do with it. It will probably be from age or badger-AIDS)
By the way it sounds really geeky to say “hate ON something”….skip the “on”, Actually, you should refrain from using “hate” as a verb at all….no gramatical mistake, but it causes tension. Instead I would suggest you use “douchebag” as a verb. Like in…
Kid Choronsom: “Hi Chris! What are you gonna do tonight…ALL night?”
Chris: “Douchebag.”
Actually it’s anybody’s decision to criticize anybody’s way of writing. Criticism is, in fact, a right. It might be called something like “freedom of speech.”
Well, actually, folks, there are two levels of fail to illegal Amphetamines. First: dealers hand you fake crap, get some drain cleaner in there. Second, Amphetamines themselves, in enough of a dose, drive you nuts, especially Meth, which is like Speed, only without the warm fuzzies.
yeah, sad thing Is I know the real story to this…. if you get completly naked and hang on an eletrical wire you wont get fried, but if you have clothes on then your dead.
some idiot tryed it and someone called the cops… -.- epic fail
I read about this story, in Vancouver i think. This guy was in a hotel smoking a whole shit load of meth and i believe he was reading the bible and hallucinated something was trying to kill him and jumped out the window..naked.
Cops! i bet i could strip off all my clothes, jump out the window, and escape to freedom!
Even if he did survive the falll hed just have indecent exposure added to his rap sheet.
first!!! :LOOOOL!
First reply =D
i hope you die
anyway, is she looking down his hole??
wouldnt you? just to see what he had 4 brekky
its stupid to hope for a thing that will hapen to everyone eventually FAIL ON YOU!
She is like, so that is a penis. Funny, I thought it would be bigger.
Hope he doesn’t touch the ground or he will be turned into carbon.
And nitrogen and oxygen and just about every element…but only when he touches the ground.
It’s not like he is already mainly carbon (ignoring water)
that’s what she said…
Only if his arms stretch to about 10 feet. Maybe longer, depending on how high up he is.
imagine looking out of the window below
wft y did that go twice
haha looks like he was trying to copy Bart Simpson on that episode lisa is born
first of the second
how in the hell did that happen?
SERIOUSLY!! how DOES that happen?
I`d love to know that story, haha.
I feel kinda sorry for the police woman looking down from the window.
Yeah she is really having a rough time…standing in a window and all. Thanks for pointing it out. Fisrt I thought the fail was the guy naked hanging from a freaking wire a hurtable distance from the ground. But now that you pointed it out, standing in the window beats it all. Kintama…
I think he meant because she had to stare at his naked ass. Hope he wiped before he jumped.
Yeah she is really having a rough time…standing in a window watching a naked guy and all. Thanks for pointing it out. Fisrt I thought the fail was the guy naked hanging from a freaking wire a hurtable distance from the ground. But now that you pointed it out, standing in the window watching a naked guy beats it all. Poo Dick…
You have absolutely no sense of humour.
dude, remove the forest from your hindquarters or just get off of failblog. whats you problem anyway?
Double post fail
What, so she gets to look at a naked person. What’s so bad about that? What if he happens to have a really big penis? Would it be so bad then?
To Kid Choronsom: Humor (and Politeness) Fail!
poo dick…
i call fail!
From that angle it would be more of a fruit bowl.
nice
Many levels of owned
Nerd
Another win for nerddom.
and proud of it!
Is he winking at her?
“Oh my, there’s a full moon out tonight”
I see a pale moon rising…
I see a bad moon rising
I see trouble on the way
I see earthquakes and lightning
I see bad times today
“You’ll never catch meeeeeeeeeeeee” *jump*
Wonder if anybody is underneath him to play catch… potential for another fail…
Haha. Fantastic.
lol that is a funny one
just, lol =)
The lady’s staring right down into his tookis. Youch.
He says, “Hey. Just hangin’ out. Nothing illegal here.”
I think she’s telling him he looks like an asshole!
Quagmire-esq WIN.
id love to see a bird land on him
bird: “Fire in the hole!!”
best / worst post-coitus escape ever.
Just say no to gay anal sex at an open window…
You would know, Blah.
that is FUNNY!
*door bashes open* POLICE!!
man: SHIT, SHES NOT LEGAL.*jumps out window and gets stuck on power line*
….well this sucks….
wow! i count about four, possibly five fails in that picture!
And people think the lives of cops and firemen are so exciting.
Talk about being caught with your pants down.
“I DON’T FEEL LIKE DANCING IN THE POWER LINE YEAAAH!”
“best / worst post-coitus escape ever.”
or worse… escaping waking up to his hookup from the night before. beer goggles are un-friendly things.
Will that power line put some zing in his bling?
yeowp.
Boss: Why were you late for work today?
Guy: Well, I got out of the shower and you are not gonna friggin believe what happened!
Nice blinds.
lolz
I would LOVE to know the actual story to this….
and just wait for the woman in the apartment below to open the blinds for her elderly father or business party or what not…LOL XD
It was the end of a “Crystal Meth binge” that ended with the fellow jumping
naked out on to a wire ….that ended with him being rescued (from the wire),
going to detox, rehab and, eventually, leaving Vancouver and the skids … here
is a link to the front page that ran my/that pic along wth several others from the
scene:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v121/JSimpson/CrystalMeth1-FrontPage-Province-Apr.jpg
Cheers,
Jack
Thanks! As much as I enjoy laughing at (some of) these pics, the itch they leave of wondering, “But what WAS that? What HAPPENED?” is sometimes almost not worth the enjoyment. Follow-ups/photo IDs are much win!
the crystal meth explains soo much there… that is what can happen if you trust rednecks doing chemistry
hey douchebags… if this guy died would you hate on this one too???
depending on what he did, probably
Hitler died
Thanks ever so much for proving Godwin’s Law.
You’ll die too (not a threat, I just mean it will happen some day in the future just as like any other living being. when it happens I promise I will have nothing to do with it. It will probably be from age or badger-AIDS)
By the way it sounds really geeky to say “hate ON something”….skip the “on”, Actually, you should refrain from using “hate” as a verb at all….no gramatical mistake, but it causes tension. Instead I would suggest you use “douchebag” as a verb. Like in…
Kid Choronsom: “Hi Chris! What are you gonna do tonight…ALL night?”
Chris: “Douchebag.”
I’m not going to die! I take offense to that! XD
I don’t wanna die. Sometimes I wish I’d never been born at all. *cue intense music*
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
I LOVE THAT SONG!!
Nah, no hating………but if he did die, he would qualify for a Darwin Award.
No. We’d still laugh, because it’d be a Darwin Award.
At least it’s not raining!
*Murphy’s Law ACTIVATE*
Iz prolly hangin out ther befoor poleec caym..
I am disturbed by the complete lack of grammar and spelling in that sentence.
If I choose to intentionally mistreat my sentences then it isn’t your decision to criticize my way of writing.
Actually it’s anybody’s decision to criticize anybody’s way of writing. Criticism is, in fact, a right. It might be called something like “freedom of speech.”
good revenge.
heck, i do that sort of thing all the time, such as
random person: (insults my intelect)
me: (responds with a long, fancy and diplomatic version of ‘yes i am’)
gah! what’s with the emote?
it is spelled “intellect”.
Excuse me, but I think LOLCats is thataway —->
He’s lucky it’s not his mother-in-law…
Well, actually, folks, there are two levels of fail to illegal Amphetamines. First: dealers hand you fake crap, get some drain cleaner in there. Second, Amphetamines themselves, in enough of a dose, drive you nuts, especially Meth, which is like Speed, only without the warm fuzzies.
Body Cavity Search.
Ur Doin it rong!
never attempt tight roping while naked
Streaker fail!
I wonder if they still had to search him.
she wants to jump out after him and somehow get some fun out of this
XD
Next lines, “I can explain.”
AHAHA!! I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT XD
Well, Spider Man got REALLY wasted one night and…
yeah, sad thing Is I know the real story to this…. if you get completly naked and hang on an eletrical wire you wont get fried, but if you have clothes on then your dead.
some idiot tryed it and someone called the cops… -.- epic fail
BODY CAVITY SEARCH??
If he touches the wal, he will be electrocuted.
I read about this story, in Vancouver i think. This guy was in a hotel smoking a whole shit load of meth and i believe he was reading the bible and hallucinated something was trying to kill him and jumped out the window..naked.
what a dumb ass the police should leave him there
actually ,i would try to throw jaffas into his bum just to see how good a shot i was.
HAHAHA!
I can explain everything, officer
haha, i wil call this a WIN, f-k the police
Wow people go through great lengths just to moon somebody
Cops! i bet i could strip off all my clothes, jump out the window, and escape to freedom!
Even if he did survive the falll hed just have indecent exposure added to his rap sheet.
haha D:DDD
he must be at least 2 stories high. notice the window UNDERNEATH HIM???