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No one thought about this!

First reply to first comment… Win.

Silly pigeon feeding accident… Concept fail. How about a “swimming with stingrays fail”? Australian style, please.

Dark

That was just not funny. I don’t care who you are, but you are just being stupid. Plus, stingrays aren’t actually that dangerous in most cases, only when they feel threatened or trapped.

Homer

There was a woman recently killed in Florida when a stingray jumped out of the water and slammed her in the face. It was neither threatened nor trapped. Check it out here:

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/03/21/national/main3956597.shtml?source=mostpop_story

ceistdein

I love how people think they got stingray psychology on lock.

 
Ralf

She probably should have gotten behind Fabio’s face.

 
Bertil Hoffa

INcase you didnt read the article yourself it accualy sais that it was an accident and that the stingrays jump out of the water all the time.
The woman showed no injuries from the ´stingray itself, but from the collision with the boats floor as she got pushed over.

 
 
 
ur mom

that was uncalled for bitch

 
 
 
 
Keelhaul

Crap!…..missed again…..anyways….That’s what chick gets for trying to hand feed birds….. Whats next?….”Oh look these Grizzlys will eat french fries right out of your abdomen.”

 
 
 
Malachite Dragon

I love her expression. “JESUS CHRIST! MY HAAAAND!”

 
thisisawesome

How big is her dinnerhole!? XD

ceistdein

Jesus, I’ve never heard that term before. WIN! I just laughed more than I have in a long time ^__^.

 
 
Flaming Spinach Cartoons

It looks like they’re all fighting to eat her hand off. They’ve already ripped off her lower jaw. Check out my CARTOONS at my name link.

embee

I’d rather not. It probably sucks.

Consider it “Shameless blog-flogging FAIL”

 
 
savari

…if someone were to Photoshop flames coming out of that mouth…you wouldn’t have to change a single thing to make it look hilarious…

 
PhilWal

Big text FAIL in picture fail.

 
 
 
Anonymous

Hitchcock called, he wants his fail back.

 
 
 
Starlogic

My god, i dont know which is scarier, the kid or the birds!

 
 
who?

pretty sure that person is from berkeley.

 
Stuff White Parents Like

That’s a pigeon WIN. And a haircut FAIL!

 
 
michellew

That’s a girl? Perhaps gender fail?

Seriously though, hands down, funniest blog I’ve seen in a long time.

 
Sikakoira

Where I’m from, feeding those damn flying rats is forbidden and they are a real nuisance. Damn flying rats can steal their meals quite succesfully as well. Still some seniors and of course tourists who keep feeding the pests. All of them should seriously get their eyes pecked a bit.

 
minishaw

when i was a kid we used to make nail guns and shoot them but sadly kids these days have no clue you can make a weapon with a rubber band a nail and a plank of wood and a peg as the trigger but oh well

Frank

Actually we do, but we’d get labelled violent youths and given ASBO’s if we did.

markmier

Yes, that nailgun contraption sounds like a terrist weapon of mass destruction. You want a one-way trip to Guantanamo?

(I’m only half-joking.)

 
Dark

Frank, we’re already labelled as violent delinquents, all we need to do to get an ASBO is be in a group of 3 or more for about 5 minutes.

 
 
 
Ipower

I knew she looked familiar!

*WARNING*
Somewhat graphic content (from Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark)

http://dunderstein.com/pidgeonmelt.JPG

Bee

Oh, man, that’s hilarious. I wondered why she looked familiar, too, but I didn’t place her as neatly as you did!

 
 
Wow

You guys are stupid. Where do you live that pigeons have foot-long beaks?? That’s it’s freaking TAIL, you ninnies!

elayne

Thank God, I thought I was the only person who saw it. Although actually I think that what most are seeing as a beak, and you say is its tail, is actually a wingfeather. The iridescent ring of feathers around the neck is clearly visible at the opposite end of the bird, and you can follow the shape of the wing pretty clearly, including where it’s held out from the body a bit.

Now, granted, we can’t see what’s happening to her OTHER hand, so maybe THAT’s the biting thing everyone’s talking about, but…

Dark

It kinda looks like she’s trying to launch the bird…

 
 
 
Anonymous

Looks to me like she was giving a thumbs up when one of the birds bit her. picture pose fail

 
Dr Proctor

Fail Hat trick, expression, gender, haircut.

Glory!

 
Keelhaul

I wonder if she has a handful of Alka-Seltzer…..(insert evil laugh here)

 
Zetex

She looks like Hillary Clinton…

Obama

Is that because she is on a blog about failing?

 
axelander

I love you, Zetex

 
 
 
Sergey

haha looks like sarah palin

Macavity

Naw, Sarah Palin would be trying to feed eagles.

 
 
Tay-Tay

-didn’t see comments above-

 
 
 
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