Comments on: Fire Exit Fail http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:35:20 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: 2012 http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-685430 2012 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:38:52 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-685430 *nostradamus* *nostradamus*

]]> By: Ray...Man? http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-631175 Ray...Man? Tue, 06 Oct 2009 23:14:07 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-631175 No. No.

]]> By: awesomest http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-559550 awesomest Wed, 12 Aug 2009 08:03:33 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-559550 you shot a puppy, which makes you fail you shot a puppy, which makes you fail

]]> By: af http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-497915 af Wed, 01 Jul 2009 12:15:36 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-497915 Then I nuke you from several systems away Then I nuke you from several systems away

]]> By: random guy http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-397281 random guy Thu, 30 Apr 2009 01:42:33 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-397281 thats not utterly creepy at all thats not utterly creepy at all

]]> By: random guy http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-397280 random guy Thu, 30 Apr 2009 01:41:12 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-397280 then i nuke you all MUHAHAHAHA! evil plans for the win then i nuke you all MUHAHAHAHA! evil plans for the win

]]> By: Stephen J. http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-383807 Stephen J. Tue, 21 Apr 2009 20:13:42 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-383807 While reading this, a Quizno's advertisement ran along the side, demanding I "Get Toasty". Advertising fail. While reading this, a Quizno’s advertisement ran along the side, demanding I “Get Toasty”.

Advertising fail.

]]> By: Myst3ry http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-362665 Myst3ry Thu, 09 Apr 2009 04:10:04 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-362665 lmao!! i bow down to your epicness!! :D lmao!! i bow down to your epicness!! :D

]]> By: Pizza pie http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-325049 Pizza pie Sun, 15 Mar 2009 19:43:15 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-325049 Shoots imminent Ownage from across the street on top of a building with a sniper rifle. Omega win! :D Shoots imminent Ownage from across the street on top of a building with
a sniper rifle.
Omega win! :D

]]> By: Imminent Ownage http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-307387 Imminent Ownage Tue, 03 Mar 2009 21:59:40 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-307387 shoots PortalPhan and everyone else in the room WIN! shoots PortalPhan and everyone else in the room

WIN!

]]> By: man im horny http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-277882 man im horny Mon, 09 Feb 2009 10:58:38 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-277882 911 911

]]> By: man im horny http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-277881 man im horny Mon, 09 Feb 2009 10:58:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-277881 call this number ists so funny 000 call this number ists so funny 000

]]> By: Arabella http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-192044 Arabella Wed, 03 Dec 2008 01:16:44 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-192044 uh. wow uh. wow

]]> By: sabejeel http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-172364 sabejeel Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:09:31 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-172364 Dude you need serious help and/or counseiling. if your penis is small enough to fit into your computor, i wouldn't shout about it, dude get a girlfriend/ boyfriend what ever your motivation and stop fucking around Dude you need serious help and/or counseiling. if your penis is small enough to fit into your computor, i wouldn’t shout about it, dude get a girlfriend/ boyfriend what ever your motivation and stop fucking around

]]> By: Terndrew http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-154833 Terndrew Tue, 04 Nov 2008 05:46:18 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-154833 They must be getting ready for a Great White concert. They must be getting ready for a Great White concert.

]]> By: titaniumspork19 http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-145999 titaniumspork19 Sun, 26 Oct 2008 02:17:33 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-145999 Well, if it's the rear door of a porn theater, that explains the "in constant use" label. Well, if it’s the rear door of a porn theater, that explains the “in constant use” label.

]]> By: Bec http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-131875 Bec Mon, 13 Oct 2008 13:27:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-131875 Ho hum, you used nonetheless incorrectly. Ho hum, you used nonetheless incorrectly.

]]> By: PortalPhan http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-108907 PortalPhan Sat, 20 Sep 2008 23:46:20 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-108907 ºshoots hanii Puppyº ºshoots hanii Puppyº

]]> By: IMACDT http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-90887 IMACDT Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:26:54 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-90887 makes sense, considering how "FIRE EXIT" also spans two doors... perception FAIL makes sense, considering how “FIRE EXIT” also spans two doors… perception FAIL

]]> By: aaaaanon http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-31505 aaaaanon Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:37:26 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-31505 3 people. 3 people.

]]> By: aaaaanon http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-31504 aaaaanon Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:36:55 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-31504 no. no.

]]> By: English Nazi http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-23960 English Nazi Fri, 27 Jun 2008 07:43:40 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-23960 Reading FAIL! In constant use, do not obstruct No parking in front ***OF*** these doors I r teh winnar yesh? Reading FAIL!

In constant use, do not obstruct

No parking in front ***OF*** these doors

I r teh winnar yesh?

]]> By: Redmond Dude http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-21100 Redmond Dude Mon, 23 Jun 2008 07:03:19 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-21100 Thanks for making it unsafe there Chris, Good picture though ;) Thanks for making it unsafe there Chris, Good picture though ;)

]]> By: Kyle http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-14635 Kyle Sun, 08 Jun 2008 04:22:22 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-14635 Epic LOL at reading that. Obviously that's a theater playing Backdraft. So much on-screen fire that it actually burns the place down constantly. Epic LOL at reading that. Obviously that’s a theater playing Backdraft. So much on-screen fire that it actually burns the place down constantly.

]]> By: horney man http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-14625 horney man Sun, 08 Jun 2008 04:03:53 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-14625 pashaw i want ur cum pashaw i want ur cum

]]> By: bleh http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-14343 bleh Sat, 07 Jun 2008 01:02:08 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-14343 Fire exit in constant use? I'd stay the hell away from that place. Fire exit in constant use? I’d stay the hell away from that place.

]]> By: bleh http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-14342 bleh Sat, 07 Jun 2008 01:00:25 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-14342 Obvious troll is obvious. Obvious troll is obvious.

]]> By: Poo Tick http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-14302 Poo Tick Fri, 06 Jun 2008 21:44:27 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-14302 HA, Reading Fail HA, Reading Fail

]]> By: mv 71 http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-13909 mv 71 Thu, 05 Jun 2008 22:34:58 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-13909 dude...shut the hell up you gay little faggit. No one really wants to hear about you and your sexual man fantisies homo dude…shut the hell up you gay little faggit. No one really wants to hear about you and your sexual man fantisies homo

]]> By: De http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-13886 De Thu, 05 Jun 2008 21:14:48 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-13886 this located in New York, United States of Trash this located in New York, United States of Trash

]]> By: MettanAtem http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-13682 MettanAtem Thu, 05 Jun 2008 10:03:00 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-13682 Toasty! Toasty!

]]> By: Stuff White Parents Like http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-13612 Stuff White Parents Like Thu, 05 Jun 2008 02:22:47 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-13612 I think the graffiti on the right hand door says: I just put those trash cans there so my buddy could take a picture and send it into FAIL blog. But, I could be wrong. I think the graffiti on the right hand door says: I just put those trash cans there so my buddy could take a picture and send it into FAIL blog.

But, I could be wrong.

]]> By: sim http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-13476 sim Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:59:49 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-13476 this is disrespectful to trash cans and fire exits. trash cans have feelings too this is disrespectful to trash cans and fire exits.
trash cans have feelings too

]]> By: Pagill http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-13405 Pagill Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:21:28 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-13405 If they're full to the brim with trash, those things probably aren't gonna move, wheels or no. Then again, in case of fire, all panic stricken occupants WILL use others as crowbars to gain the leverage needed to pry the doors open. Or they'll just keep crushing people against the doors until theres no one left to crush or the doors open. Also amusing is the graffiti that's on the right hand door. Looks like someone hopped up onto the trashcans to do it, reinforcing the impression that those things aren't easy to move. Unless it was an emaciated fourteen year old who tried it. If they’re full to the brim with trash, those things probably aren’t gonna move, wheels or no. Then again, in case of fire, all panic stricken occupants WILL use others as crowbars to gain the leverage needed to pry the doors open. Or they’ll just keep crushing people against the doors until theres no one left to crush or the doors open.
Also amusing is the graffiti that’s on the right hand door. Looks like someone hopped up onto the trashcans to do it, reinforcing the impression that those things aren’t easy to move. Unless it was an emaciated fourteen year old who tried it.

]]> By: TheLarrikin http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-13335 TheLarrikin Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:52:55 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-13335 They're actually bolted to the floor. It's a joke, see? Oh, oh, you're gonna escape!! Oh, wait... ("You should have seen your face - 'I'm gonna live!'") They’re actually bolted to the floor. It’s a joke, see? Oh, oh, you’re gonna escape!! Oh, wait… (“You should have seen your face – ‘I’m gonna live!’”)

]]> By: Cartoons Here http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-13329 Cartoons Here Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:30:05 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-13329 They are on wheels, so I assume they'd roll out of the way if panick-stricken people came busting through. To get trash all over you while fleeing a fire is definitely a fail though. They are on wheels, so I assume they’d roll out of the way if panick-stricken people came busting through. To get trash all over you while fleeing a fire is definitely a fail though.

]]> By: Sascha http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-13314 Sascha Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:53:52 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-13314 Now i feel more secure! Now i feel more secure!

]]> By: www.thewhyblog.net http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-13287 www.thewhyblog.net Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:45:01 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-13287 fuck safety, trash ftw fuck safety, trash ftw

]]> By: Bull http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-13271 Bull Wed, 04 Jun 2008 10:59:31 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-13271 does anybody want crispy or extra crispy? does anybody want crispy or extra crispy?

]]> By: Ben http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-13256 Ben Wed, 04 Jun 2008 09:03:40 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-13256 Own3d ;) Own3d ;)

]]> By: Kio http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-13229 Kio Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:33:49 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-13229 I'm going with it being "NO PARKING IN FRONT || OF THESE DOORS". Enjoy your "fail to read". I’m going with it being “NO PARKING IN FRONT || OF THESE DOORS”.

Enjoy your “fail to read”.

]]> By: GL http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-13200 GL Wed, 04 Jun 2008 05:13:25 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-13200 read the doors as a set: "In constant use do not obstruct" "No parking in front of these doors" Not quite a double fail. Also, I think "BBQ win" is an excellent contrast to "fire exit fail." read the doors as a set:
“In constant use do not obstruct”
“No parking in front of these doors”

Not quite a double fail.

Also, I think “BBQ win” is an excellent contrast to “fire exit fail.”

]]> By: BaldwinKitty http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-13163 BaldwinKitty Wed, 04 Jun 2008 04:27:01 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-13163 ROFL... Fire doors in constant use? ROFL… Fire doors in constant use?

]]> By: pashaw http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-13162 pashaw Wed, 04 Jun 2008 04:24:48 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-13162 Jeezas, I didn't even get the reference before you mentioned that. I hope they're the rear door of a porn theater. I think all masturbators should DIAF. I think anyone with sickness in their heart should be drawn and quartered. I think Dark and imaG are closet homosexuals and probably penetrate each other anally (without protection, nonetheless) on a regular basis. Does injecting semen into another man's anus make one a sinner? Does this post make my ass look big? No, my pants do. What is it about stream of consciousness writing that gives me such a raging hard on? God I want to f*ck my monitor right now, I'm so sexy. Jeezas, I didn’t even get the reference before you mentioned that. I hope they’re the rear door of a porn theater. I think all masturbators should DIAF. I think anyone with sickness in their heart should be drawn and quartered. I think Dark and imaG are closet homosexuals and probably penetrate each other anally (without protection, nonetheless) on a regular basis. Does injecting semen into another man’s anus make one a sinner? Does this post make my ass look big? No, my pants do. What is it about stream of consciousness writing that gives me such a raging hard on? God I want to f*ck my monitor right now, I’m so sexy.

]]> By: iLubzFish http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-13154 iLubzFish Wed, 04 Jun 2008 04:05:42 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-13154 Hmmm... yes, I think you are onto something here. Fire exit fail + english fail = Darwin Award? Hmmm… yes, I think you are onto something here. Fire exit fail + english fail = Darwin Award?

]]> By: Totally http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-13151 Totally Wed, 04 Jun 2008 03:59:10 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-13151 Did anyone else (sara) notice the fact that it actually says... In constant use Do not obstruct No parking in front of these doors (fire exit fail + comment fail = double fail) Did anyone else (sara) notice the fact that it actually says…
In constant use
Do not obstruct
No parking in front of these doors

(fire exit fail + comment fail = double fail)

]]> By: Jeff http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-13150 Jeff Wed, 04 Jun 2008 03:56:16 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-13150 definitely caption win definitely caption win

]]> By: Matt Shafer http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-13148 Matt Shafer Wed, 04 Jun 2008 03:49:59 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-13148 Not so much "BBQ WIN" as "CREMATION WIN" Hm. That might have crossed a line... Not so much “BBQ WIN” as “CREMATION WIN”

Hm. That might have crossed a line…

]]> By: sara http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-13147 sara Wed, 04 Jun 2008 03:45:08 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-13147 did anyone else notice the fact that the right hand doors read "do not obstruct OF these doors"? Is that a double fail? (fire exit fail + english fail = double fail) :) did anyone else notice the fact that the right hand doors read “do not obstruct OF these doors”?
Is that a double fail? (fire exit fail + english fail = double fail) :)

]]> By: Wolfgang DelaSangre http://failblog.org/2008/06/03/fire-exit-fail/#comment-13133 Wolfgang DelaSangre Wed, 04 Jun 2008 02:59:29 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=860#comment-13133 They had to put those cans somewhere.... They had to put those cans somewhere….

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