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Fire Exit Fail

Thx to Chris:

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BBQ Win.

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Brandon_ha

bring on the comment wars.

Hanii Puppy

°shoots Brandon°

:3

PortalPhan

ºshoots hanii Puppyº

 
 
 
YOU CAN HAS CONSCIENCE?

The fail itself isn’t so bad. The caption “BBQ Win” crosses the line.

pashaw

Jeezas, I didn’t even get the reference before you mentioned that. I hope they’re the rear door of a porn theater. I think all masturbators should DIAF. I think anyone with sickness in their heart should be drawn and quartered. I think Dark and imaG are closet homosexuals and probably penetrate each other anally (without protection, nonetheless) on a regular basis. Does injecting semen into another man’s anus make one a sinner? Does this post make my ass look big? No, my pants do. What is it about stream of consciousness writing that gives me such a raging hard on? God I want to f*ck my monitor right now, I’m so sexy.

mv 71

dude…shut the hell up you gay little faggit. No one really wants to hear about you and your sexual man fantisies homo

 
bleh

Obvious troll is obvious.

 
horney man

pashaw i want ur cum

 
Bec

Ho hum, you used nonetheless incorrectly.

 
titaniumspork19

Well, if it’s the rear door of a porn theater, that explains the “in constant use” label.

 
sabejeel

Dude you need serious help and/or counseiling. if your penis is small enough to fit into your computor, i wouldn’t shout about it, dude get a girlfriend/ boyfriend what ever your motivation and stop fucking around

 
 
 
Wolfgang DelaSangre

They had to put those cans somewhere….

 
sara

did anyone else notice the fact that the right hand doors read “do not obstruct OF these doors”?
Is that a double fail? (fire exit fail + english fail = double fail) :)

iLubzFish

Hmmm… yes, I think you are onto something here. Fire exit fail + english fail = Darwin Award?

 
Kio

I’m going with it being “NO PARKING IN FRONT || OF THESE DOORS”.

Enjoy your “fail to read”.

IMACDT

makes sense, considering how “FIRE EXIT” also spans two doors… perception FAIL

 
 
 
 
English Nazi

Reading FAIL!

In constant use, do not obstruct

No parking in front ***OF*** these doors

I r teh winnar yesh?

 
 
 
Matt Shafer

Not so much “BBQ WIN” as “CREMATION WIN”

Hm. That might have crossed a line…

 
Jeff

definitely caption win

 
Totally

Did anyone else (sara) notice the fact that it actually says…
In constant use
Do not obstruct
No parking in front of these doors

(fire exit fail + comment fail = double fail)

 
 
BaldwinKitty

ROFL… Fire doors in constant use?

 
GL

read the doors as a set:
“In constant use do not obstruct”
“No parking in front of these doors”

Not quite a double fail.

Also, I think “BBQ win” is an excellent contrast to “fire exit fail.”

 
Bull

does anybody want crispy or extra crispy?

 
 
 
Cartoons Here

They are on wheels, so I assume they’d roll out of the way if panick-stricken people came busting through. To get trash all over you while fleeing a fire is definitely a fail though.

TheLarrikin

They’re actually bolted to the floor. It’s a joke, see? Oh, oh, you’re gonna escape!! Oh, wait… (”You should have seen your face - ‘I’m gonna live!’”)

 
Pagill

If they’re full to the brim with trash, those things probably aren’t gonna move, wheels or no. Then again, in case of fire, all panic stricken occupants WILL use others as crowbars to gain the leverage needed to pry the doors open. Or they’ll just keep crushing people against the doors until theres no one left to crush or the doors open.
Also amusing is the graffiti that’s on the right hand door. Looks like someone hopped up onto the trashcans to do it, reinforcing the impression that those things aren’t easy to move. Unless it was an emaciated fourteen year old who tried it.

 
 
sim

this is disrespectful to trash cans and fire exits.
trash cans have feelings too

 
Stuff White Parents Like

I think the graffiti on the right hand door says: I just put those trash cans there so my buddy could take a picture and send it into FAIL blog.

But, I could be wrong.

 
 
De

this located in New York, United States of Trash

 
bleh

Fire exit in constant use? I’d stay the hell away from that place.

Kyle

Epic LOL at reading that. Obviously that’s a theater playing Backdraft. So much on-screen fire that it actually burns the place down constantly.

 
 
Redmond Dude

Thanks for making it unsafe there Chris, Good picture though ;)

 
Terndrew

They must be getting ready for a Great White concert.

 
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