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First!!!
go to hell
I don’t understand how being “first” is relevant in anyway. Every picture I click on I see some moron say “First!” What do you gain by becoming the first person to post a comment? Not even a comment. Just a dumb remark, as if the rest of the world is too goddamn blind to see that you’re the first one that posted. Jeez. Get a life.
You write an entire paragraph ranting about people that say “First!”, and then tell them to get a life? Are you not spending your time viewing fail pix on the interwebz as well? What kind of life would you like THEM to lead, sir?
OWNED
Super fucking OWNED. Lulz, you are one of the bosses of the internet.
I gotta agree with Lulz, even though people posting “first” on every picture gets on my nerves too.
yeah
i agree with rcb
fail bothers me
but i wouldnt take a whole paragraph just to fancy say “fuck you moron”
i think that woulda sufficed
fuck you moron
Because most of the time it’s kinda hard to be the first poster, besides the one that created the forum.
Yeah, agree. But what about this pic? How is this fail? One white guy fail? Trying to figure out how that is fail. I’d say the homo with the Pink Panther shirt is a fashion fail, if anything. Or a lack of taste fail. Not cool. Neither is crossing your two middle fingers or ‘throwing’ a gang sign for a picture. Terribly lame, positively ‘trying to be cool’ fail. Even worse, pink headband fail. I’m pretty sure that outdoes the Pink Panther sweatshirt fail. Gay as hell. Real men DO NOT wear pink. It is a gross color, innately, and it will, does, always, and hereafter look like shit on men. MEN.
I think first is rad it gives you something to strive for. Most of us lack initiative. I commend you sir.
LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE NIIGGERS THEY ALL NEED TO BE WHITE
WHITE POWER
KKK
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I hate you
You’re an idiot, go back to the hills redneck!
Watch your mouth, jackass!
Kru Klux Klan, seriously, nothing can be more niggery than that name.
erm….im sorry but u are inaccurate….its klu klux klan not kru klux klan, get ur facts straight before trying to look smart
oh really? it’s “klu klux klan” not “kru klux klan?” and he should get his facts straight before trying to look smart? just wanna make sure that’s what you’re saying. let me get the exact quote in there just so we can be perfectly clear.
“erm….im sorry but u are inaccurate….its klu klux klan not kru klux klan, get ur facts straight before trying to look smart”
-alex, November 3rd, 2008 at 2:40 pm
(p.s. google klu klux klan, see what happens)
wow. what a dick.
haha nice.
Lol I also love how they spell “Klan” wrong like they are trying to be cool. Honestly, how much work does it take to be literate. Oh, and monocle, it isn’t that bad when people are trying to be smart when they are not, it’s actually kinda funny to watch them fall back on their butt.
amen
Dumbass
Yo, dude, black people are no different then white people. I am white, and some of my best friends are black. As someone I know would say, “White people are white, green when they are sick, purple when they are hurt, red when they are sunburnt, and grey when they are dead. Black people are black, black when they are sick, black they they get hurt, black when they are sunburnt, and black when they are dead, so who the crap are you calling colored?”
LOL!
Hm, according to my standards there are lot´s of guys wearing clothing which doesn´t match their size and that´s – again, by my standards – not cool. Neither is pink for guys. Breach of uncool convention I´d say.
Actually the fail isn’t on the guy with the pink panther shirt (that’s what I thought it was at first too) it’s the random white guy XD
Daseiender, I thank you for your comment, and heartily agree! Except for the pink for guys. I have seen a few guys that can actually pull it off.
Ya but the fail is in the random guy at the right of the pic.
As the sender of the picture, I can shed some light on this.
The way I see it, black people are always cool. Guys dressed like bros are never cool. Thus, he was contaminating the cool.
The guy with the pink panther shirt is the coolest, by the way. Just fucking look at him!
i’m really mad at the dude in the pink panther shirt. he gets a massive FAIL for that one.
only a black guy can pull that one off
looks like a douche to me
dude, it doesn’t matter what color you are, no one can pull off the an outfit with the pink panther ghetto-sprayed on it like it’s from one of those t-shirt stands at the state fair.
That’s a major FASHION FAIL.
Props to the white dude, I bet no one even noticed he was there.
And therefore, that’s a STEALTH WIN!
Ah, it’s just his jammies.
Oh no, the pink panther shirt is the fucking WIN. Oh my god. It’s fucking art.
What - the guy in the furry nightshirt gets off free on this?
nightshirt can go free….the first thing i saw was the white (or some would prefer “Caucasian”) on the right….white dude: “Yea! *wisper* what are we standing here for?”
he blends right in
Real men wear pink.
Because they don’t know to separate whites from reds in the laundry.
However, that excuse does not work for pink -panthers-. I suppose he had trouble getting into the Black Panthers?
What you mean real men do laundry?!
Touche
Nah! That just means he’s a gay black panther!
Picture no work! Failblog FAIL!
I think the FAIL should be reversed. He ruined THEIR picture.
hahah yeah (Y)
Yeah, I think the guy wearing the Pink Panther shirt is a much huger coolness fail than the Polo dude. Check out my CARTOONS under my name link.
Dude, you don’t need to advertise your blog on EVERY comment you leave.
. Check out my CARTOONS under my name link.
Check out the lamest webcomic on the internetz under my name link.
Yeah I’m glad I didn’t get here and have to be the first one to say that they’re ALL a coolness fail.
“yeah, ’sup, yo’”
Yeah you homeys are cool….. smooth as ice!
LOL Is he still alive? HAHA
He probably did it on purpose. I sure would if I had the opportunity…
haha, something wrong!
This is a Win!!!
As it turns out, the gringo on the right is imaG. That’s right, he’s whiter than the driven snow. He’s just been praying for acceptance with his cool new “peeps.” (That means the “colored people.”) LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!!
I believe the proper slang is “cracker.” Gringo is the slang term for white people used by Mexicans/Latinos. I’m not trying to be racist, just trying to be right.
and i think “coloured” people prefer tinted dudes!
Racism is right…it’s ok.
Damn, that guy is NEON white! I mean i’m white… but i’m not THAT white y’know?
But guys… the Pink Panther shirt?? and the Pink Nightgown? I mean come on… the whole pic is Coolness - FAIL
stfu negro. hes well tanned. you are just jealous you cant get enough bleach to outdo Whacko.
Jethros be ready to give the hoze in the front the shocka! 2 in the pink, one in the stink, yo!
I don’t see a problem. He probably has a skin pigment problem that resulted from an explosion while filming a Pepsi commercial. You people are ignorant.
You’re always right Michael. Now where is my Jesus Juice?
Hey! HOW THE !@#$% DID YOU GET A PICTURE OF ME??!!?
He must have been watching that Weird Al video “White and Nerdy”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw
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