Comments on: Security Fail http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Tue, 24 Nov 2009 01:29:36 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Rich http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-595885 Rich Sun, 06 Sep 2009 16:42:12 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-595885 hey i think i know you, your the guy that was almost killed in Philly for saying that kind of stuff, NO WAIT THAT WAS A CHILD RAPIST but in my book your both you'll both be burning in hell!!!!! hey i think i know you, your the guy that was almost killed in Philly for saying that kind of stuff, NO WAIT THAT WAS A CHILD RAPIST

but in my book your both you’ll both be burning in hell!!!!!

]]> By: chez http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-574562 chez Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:03:44 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-574562 She's probably awake, thinking "do it, come on, I dare you..." She’s probably awake, thinking “do it, come on, I dare you…”

]]> By: tyler http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-559538 tyler Wed, 12 Aug 2009 07:31:52 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-559538 marijuana fail. marijuana fail.

]]> By: Zerofyre http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-530777 Zerofyre Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:56:42 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-530777 EVERYBODY GET ONE! we can play tag with them... EVERYBODY GET ONE! we can play tag with them…

]]> By: RayneLycan http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-451306 RayneLycan Thu, 04 Jun 2009 10:20:52 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-451306 Damn. I was going to say that. Damn. I was going to say that.

]]> By: Riiich http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-370664 Riiich Tue, 14 Apr 2009 20:38:27 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-370664 U said it! U said it!

]]> By: chrishby http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-364371 chrishby Fri, 10 Apr 2009 05:47:22 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-364371 Like the time my office building "security" guard (a very stupid, racist old man) left his gun on the front desk while he went somewhere (patrolling? bathroom?). Like the time my office building “security” guard (a very stupid, racist old man) left his gun on the front desk while he went somewhere (patrolling? bathroom?).

]]> By: smt http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-341575 smt Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:22:20 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-341575 This guy is just a troll. They will say anything to get a reaction and piss people off. If you ignore them they get bored. This guy is just a troll. They will say anything to get a reaction and piss people off. If you ignore them they get bored.

]]> By: joe http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-254624 joe Fri, 23 Jan 2009 03:04:17 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-254624 OMFG! Ur right She has a hard on. Wait, thats not possible, Or is it? OMFG! Ur right She has a hard on. Wait, thats not possible, Or is it?

]]> By: "reply" http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-233161 "reply" Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:37:17 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-233161 I'm glad I don't live in the UK. I’m glad I don’t live in the UK.

]]> By: Nick http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-231924 Nick Tue, 06 Jan 2009 07:53:39 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-231924 dont bother getting bent out of shape dont bother getting bent out of shape

]]> By: Harrison http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-170184 Harrison Sun, 16 Nov 2008 18:04:21 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-170184 Emancipation fail Emancipation fail

]]> By: brittany http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-124840 brittany Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:07:59 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-124840 Why hasn't anyone noticed the BULDGE in her pants? Why hasn’t anyone noticed the BULDGE in her pants?

]]> By: no-name http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-121513 no-name Thu, 02 Oct 2008 16:35:00 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-121513 You'll regret that when the Zombie Apocolypse hits. You’ll regret that when the Zombie Apocolypse hits.

]]> By: strongfan http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-101993 strongfan Sun, 14 Sep 2008 21:19:28 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-101993 go to hell, racist! go to hell, racist!

]]> By: madcow http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-40932 madcow Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:43:49 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-40932 RACIST >:0 I hate you RACIST
>:0 I hate you

]]> By: I HATE NlGGERS http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-35411 I HATE NlGGERS Sun, 13 Jul 2008 04:18:26 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-35411 ya who would hire a buck toothed niigger slave ya who would hire a buck toothed niigger slave

]]> By: Super Pony http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-19972 Super Pony Fri, 20 Jun 2008 08:23:53 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-19972 You boring prick. I want to kill you so there are no more bilious postings from you. You boring prick. I want to kill you so there are no more bilious postings from you.

]]> By: Anonymous http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-15139 Anonymous Mon, 09 Jun 2008 21:02:38 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-15139 This picture fails so hard....it has.....3 watermarks... This picture fails so hard….it has…..3 watermarks…

]]> By: Chiptuning http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-14110 Chiptuning Fri, 06 Jun 2008 13:29:47 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-14110 One can steal the weapon beautifully from the lady… One can steal the weapon beautifully from the lady…

]]> By: Dark blows goats http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-13190 Dark blows goats Wed, 04 Jun 2008 05:01:30 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-13190 Nope, Dark, you're ALL of the fail. Nope, Dark, you’re ALL of the fail.

]]> By: elocin277 http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12730 elocin277 Mon, 02 Jun 2008 18:38:49 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12730 Wow Mike, way to succeed on being an epic fucking douchebag. Good job! Wow Mike, way to succeed on being an epic fucking douchebag. Good job!

]]> By: Dark blows goats http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12693 Dark blows goats Mon, 02 Jun 2008 16:31:26 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12693 You'd probably do a better job than nobody at anything because you're so goddamn lame at absolutely everything in life. You’d probably do a better job than nobody at anything because you’re so goddamn lame at absolutely everything in life.

]]> By: Dark blows goats http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12690 Dark blows goats Mon, 02 Jun 2008 16:29:55 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12690 blah blah blah I post a lot because I need attention blah blah blah England sucks! blah blah blah I post a lot because I need attention blah blah blah England sucks!

]]> By: Mike http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12653 Mike Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:40:04 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12653 A black police woman? This is really big fail. A black police woman? This is really big fail.

]]> By: imaG blows goats http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12544 imaG blows goats Sun, 01 Jun 2008 21:12:06 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12544 lol imaG and imnotevenclosetobeainarealG lol i'm retarted lol my blog sucks lol fukk whitey lol lol imaG and imnotevenclosetobeainarealG lol i’m retarted lol my blog sucks lol fukk whitey lol

]]> By: Sascha http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12515 Sascha Sun, 01 Jun 2008 18:54:09 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12515 Now i feel Secure Now i feel Secure

]]> By: Dark http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12471 Dark Sun, 01 Jun 2008 13:43:01 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12471 What we aren't told is that she was supposed to be watching the axe-murderer who was handcuffed to the bench... What we aren’t told is that she was supposed to be watching the axe-murderer who was handcuffed to the bench…

]]> By: Dark http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12470 Dark Sun, 01 Jun 2008 13:41:42 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12470 You sure do. You sure do.

]]> By: Dark http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12469 Dark Sun, 01 Jun 2008 13:40:57 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12469 Well, she'd probably do a better job than the guys who let a plane-jacker work at Heathrow Airport... Well, she’d probably do a better job than the guys who let a plane-jacker work at Heathrow Airport…

]]> By: Dark http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12468 Dark Sun, 01 Jun 2008 13:40:15 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12468 I think that's part of the fail... I think that’s part of the fail…

]]> By: Dark http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12467 Dark Sun, 01 Jun 2008 13:39:36 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12467 I wonder how easy it is to spike someone's doughnuts... I wonder how easy it is to spike someone’s doughnuts…

]]> By: Dark http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12466 Dark Sun, 01 Jun 2008 13:38:17 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12466 It's good, isn't it? Hopefully, we won't follow the USA any time soon... It’s good, isn’t it? Hopefully, we won’t follow the USA any time soon…

]]> By: anonymouslystupid http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12327 anonymouslystupid Sat, 31 May 2008 23:52:27 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12327 how do women where bullet vests? how do women where bullet vests?

]]> By: Graphics Deluxe http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12204 Graphics Deluxe Sat, 31 May 2008 04:28:23 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12204 OMG. Some crackhead could have rolled up on her and swiped her gun and cash before she realized what happened. Unbelievable. OMG. Some crackhead could have rolled up on her and swiped her gun and cash before she realized what happened. Unbelievable.

]]> By: Keelhaul http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12200 Keelhaul Sat, 31 May 2008 03:50:37 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12200 Mountaint????? Wow, I need rest. Mountaint????? Wow, I need rest.

]]> By: Keelhaul http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12198 Keelhaul Sat, 31 May 2008 03:48:45 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12198 .......Now, Mr.Flying Buffalo...I will get on your back and we will chase the bankrobbers through the chocolate river and over gumdrop mountaint to the valley of doughnuts where we live Happi....Huh!! What!!! Is the bus here???? Why you woke me up dammit???!!!! …….Now, Mr.Flying Buffalo…I will get on your back and we will chase the bankrobbers through the chocolate river and over gumdrop mountaint to the valley of doughnuts where we live Happi….Huh!! What!!! Is the bus here????
Why you woke me up dammit???!!!!

]]> By: Stuff White Parents Like http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12191 Stuff White Parents Like Sat, 31 May 2008 03:13:56 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12191 And her hand is NO WHERE NEAR her gun. And her hand is NO WHERE NEAR her gun.

]]> By: instant death http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12160 instant death Sat, 31 May 2008 00:52:20 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12160 crazy teen one: guys, coast is clear. crazy teen two: how'd you pull that off? crazy teen one: easy, she got high on the high amount of hand sanitizer i put on my hands. crazy teen three: okay, guys, since the coast is clear, let's go. crazy teen four: marajauna. a crazy dog that comes out behind a tree starts chasing them; biting and growling. hospital attendant: they want to spend a long time here, because after they're going to juvi. crazy teen one: guys, coast is clear.
crazy teen two: how’d you pull that off?
crazy teen one: easy, she got high on the high amount of hand sanitizer i put on my hands.
crazy teen three: okay, guys, since the coast is clear, let’s go.
crazy teen four: marajauna.

a crazy dog that comes out behind a tree starts chasing them; biting and growling.

hospital attendant: they want to spend a long time here, because after they’re going to juvi.

]]> By: Madrugada Jones http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12157 Madrugada Jones Sat, 31 May 2008 00:32:03 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12157 She got tired of writing parking tickets. She got tired of writing parking tickets.

]]> By: Melody http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12151 Melody Sat, 31 May 2008 00:09:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12151 And her next job will be airport security. And her next job will be airport security.

]]> By: emilyw http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12120 emilyw Fri, 30 May 2008 21:30:38 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12120 matty: isn't it odd that the only watermark you don't see on this picture is the one that belongs on there? matty: isn’t it odd that the only watermark you don’t see on this picture is the one that belongs on there?

]]> By: Vegascat http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12116 Vegascat Fri, 30 May 2008 20:41:33 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12116 I'm sure she was just checking her watch. I’m sure she was just checking her watch.

]]> By: Matty http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12106 Matty Fri, 30 May 2008 20:02:08 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12106 This has been published in Vice long ago, but still, great pic. This has been published in Vice long ago, but still, great pic.

]]> By: Nikki http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12087 Nikki Fri, 30 May 2008 17:47:59 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12087 It had to be the heat...but I mean, that's a little dangerous to be out there "unguarded", lol! It had to be the heat…but I mean, that’s a little dangerous to be out there “unguarded”, lol!

]]> By: strictlyhetero http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12069 strictlyhetero Fri, 30 May 2008 17:04:20 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12069 "there's something about doughnuts that... just makes ....me....so..sleepy......" “there’s something about doughnuts that… just makes ….me….so..sleepy……”

]]> By: Badvock http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12066 Badvock Fri, 30 May 2008 16:49:52 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12066 christ I'm glad we don't hand out guns like balloons in the uk. christ I’m glad we don’t hand out guns like balloons in the uk.

]]> By: james http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12056 james Fri, 30 May 2008 16:05:24 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12056 prout prout

]]> By: dawkinswatch http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12052 dawkinswatch Fri, 30 May 2008 15:54:39 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12052 why are getting me sacked, can I work for cheezeburgher now? http:stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com why are getting me sacked, can I work for cheezeburgher now?

http:stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com

]]> By: quez http://failblog.org/2008/05/30/security-fail-2/#comment-12050 quez Fri, 30 May 2008 15:40:05 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=803#comment-12050 free sidearm anyone? free sidearm anyone?

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