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  1. Cid says:

    LOL….total fail

  2. quez says:

    free sidearm anyone?

  3. dawkinswatch says:

    why are getting me sacked, can I work for cheezeburgher now?

    http:stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com

  4. james says:

    prout

  5. Badvock says:

    christ I’m glad we don’t hand out guns like balloons in the uk.

  6. strictlyhetero says:

    “there’s something about doughnuts that… just makes ….me….so..sleepy……”

  7. Nikki says:

    It had to be the heat…but I mean, that’s a little dangerous to be out there “unguarded”, lol!

  8. Matty says:

    This has been published in Vice long ago, but still, great pic.

  9. Vegascat says:

    I’m sure she was just checking her watch.

  10. emilyw says:

    matty: isn’t it odd that the only watermark you don’t see on this picture is the one that belongs on there?

  11. Melody says:

    And her next job will be airport security.

    • Dark says:

      Well, she’d probably do a better job than the guys who let a plane-jacker work at Heathrow Airport…

      • Dark blows goats says:

        You’d probably do a better job than nobody at anything because you’re so goddamn lame at absolutely everything in life.

  12. She got tired of writing parking tickets.

  13. instant death says:

    crazy teen one: guys, coast is clear.
    crazy teen two: how’d you pull that off?
    crazy teen one: easy, she got high on the high amount of hand sanitizer i put on my hands.
    crazy teen three: okay, guys, since the coast is clear, let’s go.
    crazy teen four: marajauna.

    a crazy dog that comes out behind a tree starts chasing them; biting and growling.

    hospital attendant: they want to spend a long time here, because after they’re going to juvi.

  14. And her hand is NO WHERE NEAR her gun.

  15. Keelhaul says:

    …….Now, Mr.Flying Buffalo…I will get on your back and we will chase the bankrobbers through the chocolate river and over gumdrop mountaint to the valley of doughnuts where we live Happi….Huh!! What!!! Is the bus here????
    Why you woke me up dammit???!!!!

  16. Keelhaul says:

    Mountaint????? Wow, I need rest.

  17. OMG. Some crackhead could have rolled up on her and swiped her gun and cash before she realized what happened. Unbelievable.

  18. anonymouslystupid says:

    how do women where bullet vests?

  19. Dark says:

    What we aren’t told is that she was supposed to be watching the axe-murderer who was handcuffed to the bench…

  20. Sascha says:

    Now i feel Secure

  21. Mike says:

    A black police woman? This is really big fail.

  22. Chiptuning says:

    One can steal the weapon beautifully from the lady…

  23. brittany says:

    Why hasn’t anyone noticed the BULDGE in her pants?

  24. joe says:

    OMFG! Ur right She has a hard on. Wait, thats not possible, Or is it?

  25. chrishby says:

    Like the time my office building “security” guard (a very stupid, racist old man) left his gun on the front desk while he went somewhere (patrolling? bathroom?).

  26. chez says:

    She’s probably awake, thinking “do it, come on, I dare you…”

  27. imaG blows goats says:

    lol imaG and imnotevenclosetobeainarealG lol i’m retarted lol my blog sucks lol fukk whitey lol


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