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  1. leechio says:

    Fail quality seems to be on the up :D

  2. kloetzchen says:

    Well … This is Felix Baumgartner, an Austrian (no kangaroos!) who is famous for basejumping of the Jesus statue in Rio de Janeiro.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felix_Baumgartner

  3. kloetzchen says:

    An if you speak german … you can even read the better because longer Bio at http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felix_Baumgartner

    (including: “Am 7. Dezember 1999 morgens um 7:00 Uhr Ortszeit sprang er vom rechten Arm der Christusstatue auf dem Corcovado in Rio de Janeiro aus mit dem Fallschirm ab. Zuvor ließ er sich auf dem Gelände einschließen, dann kletterte er an einem mit einer Armbrust übergeschossenen Seil hinauf.”)

  4. Random Remarks says:

    LOL!

  5. Anonymous says:

    The guy is Felix Baumgartner and this is one of his more known stunts.

    • Clara says:

      It’s still come major fail, if that’s what he calls a stunt.

      • kloetzchen says:

        Well, it’s a base jump, and he is one of _the_ base jumpers in the world.
        Also, this is not an original picture, it was clearly processed, because he jumped from th arm of the statue, not the hand.
        Clara – just read some background before you make up your mind about something. This actually was a big win, because it earned him the world record for lowest base jump.
        http://www.felixbaumgartner.com/site/index.html -> about felix -> about felix
        1999 “World record: lowest B.A.S.E. dive from the Christ Statue in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil (95 feet).”

  6. Toris says:

    Nope, it was not a fail, the way the picture was taken just suggests that. He did not get stuck and made the jump:

    http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=b-PsviSStA8

  7. Toris says:

    Nope, it was not a fail, the picture just suggests that. He did not get stuck and made the jump.

    Search on Youtube for Video ID b-PsviSStA8, it has the whole jump on it.

  8. damnedgamer says:

    lol it looks awesome

  9. Omega says:

    Lol, it’s like the flying priest, ^^

  10. chris says:

    Jesus Saves!!!!

  11. strictlyhetero says:

    Jesus said to his friends, “Hey John, hey Peter! Check out my new yoyo!”

  12. Igor says:

    É do Cristo Redentor, uma das 7 novas maravilhas do mundo, fica no Rio de Janeiro. A foto é “falsa”, o cara estava pulando e a foto foi tirada no momento do pulo, ele não ficou preso!
    ******************************************************************
    It’s Cristo Redentor, one of the 7 new wonders of the world, is in Rio de Janeiro. The photo is “fake”, the guy was leaping and the picture was taken at the leap, he was not suspended!

  13. Nikki says:

    I wonder if he was scared? Then again, he should have been really comfortable up there…

  14. fail failblog says:

    OMG, two days and two fail failblog!

    • teresa lincoln says:

      It really doesnt matter if this photo is a fake, the point is do you have faith; and if so are you convinced that JESUS saves?

  15. BB says:

    This is NOT a fail. He is in mid jump from the arm, not hung up on it.

  16. Vaux says:

    I’m probably going to Hell for this (not like there aren’t a bunch of other reasons), but the first caption idea that came to mind: “Who’s your Saviour? Whooo’s your Saviour? Tell me you love me. Now quack like a duck! Louder! I can’t hear you! Who’s the good duckie? You are!”

  17. Kevin T. says:

    JESUS CHRIST!

  18. Anonymous says:

    It’s a ‘Where is your god now?’, surely…

  19. what's my name? i forgot it says:

    here’s a funny bible school joke:

    a kid is constantly poking a girl in the back during sunday school one day. the teacher asks these questions, and she replies ironically.

    teacher: who is the best?
    girl (boy pokes her): oh my God!
    teacher: who’s your Savior?
    girl (boy pokes her): Jesus Christ!
    teacher: what did eve say to adam after they’d had 28 children?
    girl (boy pokes her especially hard in the back): if you stick that in me one more time, i’ll break it in half!
    :lol:

  20. instant death says:

    Jesus saves the day once again. He’ll always be there for you when you’re down.

  21. Keelhaul says:

    Hey I know….We can all ride the Failboat to hell!!!!!!
    Good’n Vaux!

    • Dark says:

      Well, if we do, then we will probably have some problems… maybe we’ll end up in the completely wrong place.

  22. patriciaholdenmd says:

    Ha ha ha. Jesus SAVES!

  23. lolol says:

    this is fake

  24. John Prado says:

    I’m trying to know where they find the jungle behind the Christ.

  25. scooter says:

    JESUS SAVES!!!

  26. Sascha says:

    lol, the funnyst you post this week!

  27. TR says:

    Holy Fail

  28. Chiptuning says:

    And all do not say always it give a God!!

  29. dragonkitteh_leelee says:

    wow. that guy was LUCKY.

  30. ErA U says:

    and then the Lord said, “My son, STOP EVERY SINGLE PARACHUTER THAT COME NEAR YOU!” and that’s how we found out God’s secret grudge.

  31. Anonymous says:

    PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!

  32. madcow says:

    Jesus help me!

  33. shem says:

    jesus:1 parachuter:fail

  34. Aex says:

    We need to build more statues of Satan, just to confuse the fundies who like this picture.

  35. ricky says:

    I remember the parafailing incident in which a paraglider attempted to land on the Statue of Liberty’s torch, or on Liberty Island, and got his paraglider stuck on Lady Liberty’s torch. CLASSIC!

  36. Dest says:

    Isn’t this a scene from the music video.

    “Jesus Catches me when I’m Falling”

  37. Andrew says:

    Christianity WIN! Dest, your right.

  38. Lizzen says:

    Saved, indeed! I declare this a WIN!

  39. Andrew says:

    Thank you Lizzen.

  40. Herculano says:

    Is CRISTO REDENTOR, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

  41. that guy says:

    that is what I call a miracle

  42. Devaith says:

    Nice one jesus you da man!

  43. Failbetch says:

    Jesas wins! (and I know I spelled Jesus wrong, so pfft)

  44. failMAN says:

    nice save Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  45. xXMaGgOtXx says:

    It’s the statue of King Christ, in Brazil ^^

    There’s is one in Lisbon :D

  46. PH says:

    i guess the statue is bigger than this…

  47. ET says:

    Religion win!!!

  48. Drako says:

    OMG Jesus is swatting people out of the sky.

  49. strawb3rrie says:

    JESUS SAVES!

  50. Rich says:

    i would say that’s a win

  51. Kim says:

    HAHAHAHAHA
    Thats just awesome!

  52. Kim says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA Loser!!!!

  53. Beth says:

    Well,Jesus is a savior.

  54. kim says:

    how did he get down!?

  55. Mason Holden says:

    This is a static line base jump, he ties his pilot chute to the hand and it pulls his chute out for him, This ain’t a fail at all…

  56. tovoy says:

    some said chile? jesus christ wat a big fail!

  57. Land of Morgan says:

    sinner jumps, he ‘chutes, Jesus saves!!!!!!!!!

  58. tackedown says:

    thats racist to atheists

  59. bhvhdf says:

    HOLY SHIT

  60. Rob says:

    God is trying to tell you something….though ive got to be honest im getting mixed messages.

  61. Chiptuner says:

    And all do not say always it give a God!!

  62. Alufelgen says:

    That looks like a win to me

  63. gus says:

    thats So stupid!!! I can believe it Lol…

  64. Matt, RIo de Janeiro = Brazil, Type Mount Corcovado on google! You just failed!

  65. Or trying to be down in this case.

  66. Chiptuning says:

    Jesus saves the day… ;)

  67. Quick Facts says:

    You you should edit the blog name title Parachute Fail — Jesus Saves – Epic Fail Funny Videos and Funny Pictures to more suited for your subject you create. I enjoyed the blog post however.

  68. Autoglaser says:

    lol yeah man probably they rly thought its fit under the plane and all were too lazy to check or drive an other way lol

  69. Haha … I just surf around and see these comments. I can not believe there is still so much fascination. For the production of this article, thanks.

  70. Autoglaser says:

    Saved, indeed! I declare this a WIN!

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  73. Dark says:

    Yep, Rio de Janiero.


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