Comments on: Fail at Fail-Mart http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:14:26 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: asda http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-583047 asda Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:32:38 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-583047 That happens all the time in my city That happens all the time in my city

]]> By: fuzz on the concept http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-556135 fuzz on the concept Sun, 09 Aug 2009 04:18:13 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-556135 I'm working at the moment, but I'll check by in a bit. If you're interested in viewing the older style of fail comments, you might check out the fails from September and October of last year, currently available in the "archives" numbered in the 160's and 170's. For example: ht tp://failblog.org/page/170/ There were always the trolls, but there were also a number of folks I most enjoyed back then who no longer participate. I don't remember them all, but a few included "realalt," "K," "david," "Sara J.", and "killerwit." "Dilettante" still posts off and on nowadays, but she was even more prolifically her creatively arch wit back then. I’m working at the moment, but I’ll check by in a bit.

If you’re interested in viewing the older style of fail comments, you might check out the fails from September and October of last year, currently available in the “archives” numbered in the 160’s and 170’s. For example:

ht tp://failblog.org/page/170/

There were always the trolls, but there were also a number of folks I most enjoyed back then who no longer participate. I don’t remember them all, but a few included “realalt,” “K,” “david,” “Sara J.”, and “killerwit.” “Dilettante” still posts off and on nowadays, but she was even more prolifically her creatively arch wit back then.

]]> By: Captain Obvious http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-556116 Captain Obvious Sun, 09 Aug 2009 03:58:57 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-556116 Yeah, I need someone to join our picnic. Yeah, I need someone to join our picnic.

]]> By: Qwaz http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-556112 Qwaz Sun, 09 Aug 2009 03:57:43 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-556112 Wow. That's pretty serious. Now stop giving me links and come play with us on the latest fail. :wink: Wow. That’s pretty serious.
Now stop giving me links and come play with us on the latest fail. :wink:

]]> By: fuzz on the concept http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-556105 fuzz on the concept Sun, 09 Aug 2009 03:50:36 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-556105 ht tp://encyclopediadramatica.com/Serious_Business ht tp://encyclopediadramatica.com/Serious_Business

]]> By: Captain Obvious http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-556076 Captain Obvious Sun, 09 Aug 2009 03:23:44 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-556076 So now I see why you were sympathetic to me. You went through a similar thing when you were going through different names. So now I see why you were sympathetic to me. You went through a similar thing when you were going through different names.

]]> By: Qwaz http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-556074 Qwaz Sun, 09 Aug 2009 03:20:51 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-556074 So Chauncey, HAL, and flogger? It's unfortunate that had to happen, it seems things got out of hand when they could have been resolved rather simply. Of course, I say this out of only being able to see the situation second-hand. Granted, I don't know if there was some sort of tension before this. I'm not entirely sure on how the others feel, but I for one am glad you are here staying with us now. So Chauncey, HAL, and flogger?

It’s unfortunate that had to happen, it seems things got out of hand when they could have been resolved rather simply.
Of course, I say this out of only being able to see the situation second-hand. Granted, I don’t know if there was some sort of tension before this.

I’m not entirely sure on how the others feel, but I for one am glad you are here staying with us now.

]]> By: Captain Obvious http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-556071 Captain Obvious Sun, 09 Aug 2009 03:19:52 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-556071 Oh wow, the regulars and the comments <i>were</i> a lot different then. I kinda dig the smaller size also. It seems more likely for you to get a point in. This is why I liked the idea of a FailBlog "Blog," because we could get back down to that smaller size, and leave Mr. Ass-Burger behind. If you don't know who he is, check the parking fail. That dude makes my trolling seem funny! Oh wow, the regulars and the comments were a lot different then. I kinda dig the smaller size also. It seems more likely for you to get a point in. This is why I liked the idea of a FailBlog “Blog,” because we could get back down to that smaller size, and leave Mr. Ass-Burger behind.

If you don’t know who he is, check the parking fail. That dude makes my trolling seem funny!

]]> By: fuzz on the concept http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-556063 fuzz on the concept Sun, 09 Aug 2009 03:08:53 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-556063 ... where I was "HAL" … where I was “HAL”

]]> By: fuzz on the concept http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-556059 fuzz on the concept Sun, 09 Aug 2009 03:03:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-556059 I didn't keep an eye on the place. The old days were different, and much more a style I enjoy -- comments then were primarily directed to the Fail itself and to one another's turns of phrase. When it stopped as fun for me, I left off posting for some weeks. But I got asked by several folks to return, and so I did. But I soon found I wasn't really having fun anymore and then experimented with "half" leaving, by posting with different presentations and usernames. . It was remarkable how differently folks reacted to those posts, when they didn't have the "fuzz" mark on them -- they were quickly branded as "trolls". So that experiment got unpleasant, and I left altogether, back in March. . The usernames I'd used most are listed in "Classical Fail" -- ht tp://failblog.org/2009/03/20/classical-fail/ I didn’t keep an eye on the place. The old days were different, and much more a style I enjoy — comments then were primarily directed to the Fail itself and to one another’s turns of phrase. When it stopped as fun for me, I left off posting for some weeks. But I got asked by several folks to return, and so I did. But I soon found I wasn’t really having fun anymore and then experimented with “half” leaving, by posting with different presentations and usernames.
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It was remarkable how differently folks reacted to those posts, when they didn’t have the “fuzz” mark on them — they were quickly branded as “trolls”. So that experiment got unpleasant, and I left altogether, back in March.
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The usernames I’d used most are listed in “Classical Fail” –
ht tp://failblog.org/2009/03/20/classical-fail/

]]> By: Qwaz http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-556048 Qwaz Sun, 09 Aug 2009 02:36:35 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-556048 So fuzz, Did you use any other aliases other than Hope to keep an eye on the place? I noticed some other non-regular posters that seemed a bit more seasoned than normal before you finally dropped back in using the real you. So fuzz, Did you use any other aliases other than Hope to keep an eye on the place? I noticed some other non-regular posters that seemed a bit more seasoned than normal before you finally dropped back in using the real you.

]]> By: fuzz on the concept http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-556043 fuzz on the concept Sun, 09 Aug 2009 02:26:03 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-556043 It's like a playpen for baby trolls -- some exhibit the childlike habit of coming where no one else is actively present, to write silly bad words there. It’s like a playpen for baby trolls — some exhibit the childlike habit of coming where no one else is actively present, to write silly bad words there.

]]> By: Captain Obvious http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-556040 Captain Obvious Sun, 09 Aug 2009 02:00:43 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-556040 Maybe he'll choke on it and die. Why are we on such an old fail anyways? Maybe he’ll choke on it and die. Why are we on such an old fail anyways?

]]> By: fuzz on the concept http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-556039 fuzz on the concept Sun, 09 Aug 2009 01:58:17 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-556039 lol ... hi, Cap'n. I doubt the troll can digest what he's been fed thtis time. lol … hi, Cap’n.
I doubt the troll can digest what he’s been fed thtis time.

]]> By: Captain Obvious http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-556038 Captain Obvious Sun, 09 Aug 2009 01:55:11 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-556038 *Borrows "Don't feed the trolls sign" from Lurk* *Sets in down in relatively old fail for all to see* *Borrows “Don’t feed the trolls sign” from Lurk*
*Sets in down in relatively old fail for all to see*

]]> By: fuzz on the concept http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-556037 fuzz on the concept Sun, 09 Aug 2009 01:42:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-556037 urmom is you (that's what she said) so fúcking yourself is going to comprise rather obvious Oedipally autoerotic and solicistically solicitous buffoonery urmom is you (that’s what she said)
so fúcking yourself is going to comprise rather obvious Oedipally autoerotic and solicistically solicitous buffoonery

]]> By: fuzz on the concept http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-556035 fuzz on the concept Sun, 09 Aug 2009 01:35:09 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-556035 Reflexivity inherent to your claim obviates any coherence of your thtis. Reflexivity inherent to your claim obviates any coherence of your thtis.

]]> By: ****me**** http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-556029 ****me**** Sun, 09 Aug 2009 01:25:57 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-556029 get offf me! go **** urself!!! get offf me! go **** urself!!!

]]> By: thtswhatshesaid http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-556027 thtswhatshesaid Sun, 09 Aug 2009 01:24:21 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-556027 who on this website is not a total ass? really? bc thtis is just pathetic who on this website is not a total ass? really? bc thtis is just pathetic

]]> By: urmom http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-556024 urmom Sun, 09 Aug 2009 01:22:54 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-556024 LMFAO!!! my aunt is soo fat she ate ur ass LMFAO!!! my aunt is soo fat she ate ur ass

]]> By: MyChemicalApocalypse http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-526847 MyChemicalApocalypse Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:32:26 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-526847 lmao lmao

]]> By: UrMum http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-479838 UrMum Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:47:10 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-479838 i hate you all !! i hate you all !!

]]> By: Trjgul http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-448721 Trjgul Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:24:33 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-448721 I've heard a story where CSI was called to a trash can because of reports of an abandoned baby, but it was a smashed egg in a plastic ziploc. The extent of peoples' stupidity. . . I’ve heard a story where CSI was called to a trash can because of reports of an abandoned baby, but it was a smashed egg in a plastic ziploc.

The extent of peoples’ stupidity. . .

]]> By: Mischybelle http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-367787 Mischybelle Mon, 13 Apr 2009 04:18:34 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-367787 At the theatre where I work, on a ridiculously busy Friday night, a manager had to guard the men's washroom for almost an hour waiting for the police to come investigate a "suspicious" ADIDAS box left on the counter. Turns out there were shoes inside. Who knew? At the theatre where I work, on a ridiculously busy Friday night, a manager had to guard the men’s washroom for almost an hour waiting for the police to come investigate a “suspicious” ADIDAS box left on the counter. Turns out there were shoes inside. Who knew?

]]> By: Mischybelle http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-367784 Mischybelle Mon, 13 Apr 2009 04:14:09 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-367784 The combination of this along with the burrito baby - I very nearly peed. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. The combination of this along with the burrito baby – I very nearly peed. I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks.

]]> By: captain trips http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-354461 captain trips Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:14:36 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-354461 stupid mexican babys being mistaken for burritos stupid mexican babys being mistaken for burritos

]]> By: NewbieHawkGuy http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-315012 NewbieHawkGuy Sun, 08 Mar 2009 20:07:18 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-315012 Maybe Ozzy Osbourne Felt Sick! Maybe Ozzy Osbourne Felt Sick!

]]> By: pimp http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-302290 pimp Sat, 28 Feb 2009 07:17:40 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-302290 wow, this was at the walmart I shop at....... that explains a lot wow, this was at the walmart I shop at……. that explains a lot

]]> By: ubertastic http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-301996 ubertastic Sat, 28 Feb 2009 01:24:23 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-301996 It was probably a Chipotle burrito lol It was probably a Chipotle burrito lol

]]> By: me :D http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-294710 me :D Sun, 22 Feb 2009 21:07:22 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-294710 wtf ... Burrito... Baby .. doesnt look alike ! xD wtf … Burrito… Baby .. doesnt look alike ! xD

]]> By: Crux http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-279152 Crux Tue, 10 Feb 2009 03:26:38 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-279152 Dumpster cuisine WIN! Dumpster cuisine WIN!

]]> By: IHateNiggers http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-278861 IHateNiggers Mon, 09 Feb 2009 22:32:21 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-278861 Rofl. Rofl.

]]> By: lol http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-276109 lol Sat, 07 Feb 2009 14:17:34 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-276109 Me: Licks lips. Cops: Sorrz, it's just a burrito. Me: Damn.. Me: Licks lips.
Cops: Sorrz, it’s just a burrito.
Me: Damn..

]]> By: GTFO http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-276011 GTFO Sat, 07 Feb 2009 09:26:01 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-276011 it was a burrito!? OH MY GOD!!!! HE LIED TO ME! HE SAID HE WAS A TACO!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! it was a burrito!? OH MY GOD!!!!
HE LIED TO ME!
HE SAID HE WAS A TACO!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

]]> By: GTFO http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-276010 GTFO Sat, 07 Feb 2009 09:25:21 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-276010 yeah... it was delicous yeah…
it was delicous

]]> By: GTFO http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-276008 GTFO Sat, 07 Feb 2009 09:24:53 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-276008 lulz lulz

]]> By: Ethan http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-227689 Ethan Fri, 02 Jan 2009 18:08:44 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-227689 That sucks. That sucks.

]]> By: Moo http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-193701 Moo Thu, 04 Dec 2008 06:32:18 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-193701 I live in mountain View!! I live in mountain View!!

]]> By: Pip http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-192521 Pip Wed, 03 Dec 2008 14:12:33 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-192521 Wait... if the burrito is in the trash... WHERE'S THE BABY!? O.o Wait… if the burrito is in the trash… WHERE’S THE BABY!? O.o

]]> By: Me, Just Me http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-191990 Me, Just Me Wed, 03 Dec 2008 00:07:55 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-191990 realy not an orphan an infant honestly realy not an orphan an infant honestly

]]> By: Lakvin http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-152994 Lakvin Sun, 02 Nov 2008 15:17:06 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-152994 This comment left me in tears and I had to walk away just regain my composure. This comment left me in tears and I had to walk away just regain my composure.

]]> By: Cynabu http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-140538 Cynabu Tue, 21 Oct 2008 00:04:00 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-140538 if its not brief, its not a riposte. and you are neither brief nor clever. dumbass. ;) if its not brief, its not a riposte.

and you are neither brief nor clever.

dumbass.

;)

]]> By: bdjnk http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-60812 bdjnk Sun, 10 Aug 2008 02:18:55 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-60812 Damn genetically modified Mexican food. Sure it's huge, but it loses all the flavor. Damn genetically modified Mexican food. Sure it’s huge, but it loses all the flavor.

]]> By: bdjnk http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-60811 bdjnk Sun, 10 Aug 2008 02:15:22 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-60811 Or when a woman in Mercer Island called the police because she was scared of the giant rat in her kitchen. When the police arrived, they switched on the lights and found a large potato. Or when a woman in Mercer Island called the police because she was scared of the giant rat in her kitchen. When the police arrived, they switched on the lights and found a large potato.

]]> By: david http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-50321 david Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:51:58 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-50321 well that's a fucking downer. well that’s a fucking downer.

]]> By: pocha http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-47824 pocha Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:38:50 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-47824 burrito is actually a clothing/accessory term for a wrap you use to keep the baby warm. google “baby burrito” burrito is actually a clothing/accessory term for a wrap you use to keep the baby warm. google “baby burrito”

]]> By: a person http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-45552 a person Sun, 27 Jul 2008 15:28:39 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-45552 same way NYC cops thought a 3 musketeers bar was a gun and killed a kid for it same way NYC cops thought a 3 musketeers bar was a gun and killed a
kid for it

]]> By: Anomnomnomymous http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-40705 Anomnomnomymous Mon, 21 Jul 2008 02:54:22 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-40705 I hate when that happens. I hate when that happens.

]]> By: theb4ssm4n http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-37829 theb4ssm4n Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:21:01 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-37829 no man ill just throw it away. ROTFL no man ill just throw it away.

ROTFL

]]> By: n00bslyr http://failblog.org/2008/05/27/fail-at-fail-mart/#comment-34836 n00bslyr Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:08:39 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-34836 also does the fact that it was a burrito make it not news worthy also does the fact that it was a burrito make it not news worthy

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