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He was my son and he was delicious.
Who the hell throws away such an obviously huge and delicious burrito? Seriously?!?
Hey, Zaggs…are you gonna eat that baby?
no man ill just throw it away.
ROTFL
Maybe Ozzy Osbourne Felt Sick!
lulz
stupid mexican babys being mistaken for burritos
you’re the stupid
everything was funny ´till u move ur fingers to write that, ass!!
stupid racist
yo man my brother in law and nephew are mexican…so watch what your saying nub!!
lol man they had to be stupid to think a BURRITO would be an orfan lol
Honestly, how does that happen? Honestly.
umm…Like that?
same way NYC cops thought a 3 musketeers bar was a gun and killed a
kid for it
That sucks.
realy not an orphan an infant honestly
yeah…
it was delicous
wow…… i’m guessing there was tequila with that burrito…
It probably had a lot of salsa on it. Looked all newborn and such.
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Great Fail, I have those kinds of fails all day.
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Oh my! That must have been one large burrito!
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That was local to here & someone expressed extreme embarrassment about it in the papers the next day, enough that they remained anonymous.
newborn burrito
that is awesome. yet not surprising (on the part of the police and wal-mart)
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well, Wal*Mart does typically attract the LCD (Lowest Common Denominator).
Defensively, I’ve had some burrito’s here in the Mission District of San Francisco that could be considered the size of a new born baby.
Wal*Mart is a FAIL without that oversight.
woah i live hella close to mountain view
woah i live hella nowhere near mountain view
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dink.
I live in mountain View!!
Already published on Photobasement, one month ago.
FAIL blog FAILS
HAHA! I can just picture the cops face when he opens the trashcan and sees a burrito instead of a baby! CLASSIC!
My ex-wife is so fat………..She actually gave birth to 4 1/2 pound chimichanga…..(rimshot, followed by the sound of laughter))
hahahahahah…
a burrito?????
hahahahah… burrito, in portuguese, means jackass… hasuHsu
soo… burrito is those cops, and who called police
Jesus, I live near there.
I know, my child.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
I’ve been laughing at this comment reply for 20 mins!
Me too, it’s funnier that the actual picture.
This comment left me in tears and I had to walk away just regain my composure.
The combination of this along with the burrito baby – I very nearly peed. I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks.
Someone left a small burro in the trash? Was it braying? Has it been sent to the animal shelter?
Roflzor, Donkey in the trash can? Ouch!
Hahaha… I don’t know what’s more hilarious. The fail in this article or the manner in which Caimera defiled the word orphan.
Fail blog winz!
Apparently, the burrito was super jumbo sized.
Mountain View, CA?
Sounds like Californians.
RAPE RAPE
Good old south bay.
a truily epic fail.
OMG thats so fail…
The biggest fail is that some1 left a burito that big in the trash!!! What a waste of food lol…. Massive fail on that part…. LOL ORFAN!!!!! what a lazy ass cant be bothered putting the “ph” in orphan
Only in America would you find a buritto that big…
FAIL! Probably a lame prank by someone who left that big-as-a-baby burrito in the trash can, then called the police.
Mike
Cell Phone Recycling at Pacebutler
People are more nasty on Fail blog comments. (than on IHAH Etc)
I like to leave “Burritos” in trashcans…….and the hood of my neighbors car…..One time my cat left a “burrito” in the hallway instead of his box and I had to clean it up
…….so I put it on my neighbors car with mine!!!! Yaaaaay!!!! Love thy neighbor.
this seems fake ……….
why does it say receive
it should be received
Oh my!
AH hahahahhahahahaha. IF its fake it’s still awesome!
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it’s not, our police are just really lame. google ‘mountain view police blotters’, they’re pretty much all like that.
Um….*looks around* where can you buy one of those burritos?
That’s a big ass burrito.
Just sayin.
i loled for a whole minute
Burrito…. Human Baby….. Of course, I can see how they were confused!!
Yeah, burritos and babies are very similar…
This looks like it’s from the Palo Alto Daily News, which has the most hilarious police blotter around. My all-time favorite was from either Atherton or Menlo Park- a couple called the police b/c they heard a crash in their basement and thought that someone was breaking in. The police came to check it out and found that it was just a bookcase that had fallen over.
Or when a woman in Mercer Island called the police because she was scared of the giant rat in her kitchen. When the police arrived, they switched on the lights and found a large potato.
lmao
I find this to be tasteless. babies being abandoned is a serious issue – i hope this will be removed from the site
tasteless? that’s probably why it wound up in the trash can!
Damn genetically modified Mexican food. Sure it’s huge, but it loses all the flavor.
You misspelt burrito. B-a-b-i-e-s is incorrect. And yes, the plight of the abandoned mexican dish resonates deeply within every one of us. However censorship will not solve the problem; education is the answer! We need support groups, organised rallies and school speaking schedules set up immediately!
I fail at brevity in my satirically witty ripostes.
if its not brief, its not a riposte.
and you are neither brief nor clever.
dumbass.
Who the hell mistakes a burrito for a baby??
i hate you all
Butt we love YOU.
Must have been a very well wrapped super burrito, with the rpeorter not paying close attention.
this is where i grew up. i remember when this was printed in the paper. best police blotter ever!
…..pwnd…..
THAT WAS EPIC DUDE! NICE FIND!
In my town, there was a black box in the woods with something poking out of it, and they called in the bomb squad and shut down like half the town because they thought the thing sticking out was a missle.
IT WAS PINK
The paper called it an “adult novelty device”.
DIRTY TOY FAIL
At the theatre where I work, on a ridiculously busy Friday night, a manager had to guard the men’s washroom for almost an hour waiting for the police to come investigate a “suspicious” ADIDAS box left on the counter. Turns out there were shoes inside. Who knew?
Only a burrito? ONLY?
Please, think of the burritos.
Do they really eat that much food and waste that much food in america?
they are both delicious
mabey it was rotten and making noises
wow
they must have been blind
or stupid
or both
damn
lolz i love how they say upon investigation like they got a whole team down there the test it and they were all like
refried beans
wtf?!
what did they do to this poor…
oooh its a burrito
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also does the fact that it was a burrito make it not news worthy
I hate when that happens.
burrito is actually a clothing/accessory term for a wrap you use to keep the baby warm. google “baby burrito”
Wait… if the burrito is in the trash… WHERE’S THE BABY!? O.o
it was a burrito!? OH MY GOD!!!!
HE LIED TO ME!
HE SAID HE WAS A TACO!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Me: Licks lips.
Cops: Sorrz, it’s just a burrito.
Me: Damn..
Dumpster cuisine WIN!
wtf … Burrito… Baby .. doesnt look alike ! xD
It was probably a Chipotle burrito lol
wow, this was at the walmart I shop at……. that explains a lot
I’ve heard a story where CSI was called to a trash can because of reports of an abandoned baby, but it was a smashed egg in a plastic ziploc.
The extent of peoples’ stupidity. . .
i hate you all !!
LMFAO!!! my aunt is soo fat she ate ur ass
who on this website is not a total ass? really? bc thtis is just pathetic
Reflexivity inherent to your claim obviates any coherence of your thtis.
get offf me! go **** urself!!!
urmom is you (that’s what she said)
so fúcking yourself is going to comprise rather obvious Oedipally autoerotic and solicistically solicitous buffoonery
*Borrows “Don’t feed the trolls sign” from Lurk*
*Sets in down in relatively old fail for all to see*
lol … hi, Cap’n.
I doubt the troll can digest what he’s been fed thtis time.
Maybe he’ll choke on it and die. Why are we on such an old fail anyways?
It’s like a playpen for baby trolls — some exhibit the childlike habit of coming where no one else is actively present, to write silly bad words there.
So fuzz, Did you use any other aliases other than Hope to keep an eye on the place? I noticed some other non-regular posters that seemed a bit more seasoned than normal before you finally dropped back in using the real you.
I didn’t keep an eye on the place. The old days were different, and much more a style I enjoy — comments then were primarily directed to the Fail itself and to one another’s turns of phrase. When it stopped as fun for me, I left off posting for some weeks. But I got asked by several folks to return, and so I did. But I soon found I wasn’t really having fun anymore and then experimented with “half” leaving, by posting with different presentations and usernames.
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It was remarkable how differently folks reacted to those posts, when they didn’t have the “fuzz” mark on them — they were quickly branded as “trolls”. So that experiment got unpleasant, and I left altogether, back in March.
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The usernames I’d used most are listed in “Classical Fail” –
ht tp://failblog.org/2009/03/20/classical-fail/
… where I was “HAL”
So now I see why you were sympathetic to me. You went through a similar thing when you were going through different names.
Oh wow, the regulars and the comments were a lot different then. I kinda dig the smaller size also. It seems more likely for you to get a point in. This is why I liked the idea of a FailBlog “Blog,” because we could get back down to that smaller size, and leave Mr. Ass-Burger behind.
If you don’t know who he is, check the parking fail. That dude makes my trolling seem funny!
So Chauncey, HAL, and flogger?
It’s unfortunate that had to happen, it seems things got out of hand when they could have been resolved rather simply.
Of course, I say this out of only being able to see the situation second-hand. Granted, I don’t know if there was some sort of tension before this.
I’m not entirely sure on how the others feel, but I for one am glad you are here staying with us now.
ht tp://encyclopediadramatica.com/Serious_Business
Wow. That’s pretty serious.
Now stop giving me links and come play with us on the latest fail.
Yeah, I need someone to join our picnic.
I’m working at the moment, but I’ll check by in a bit.
If you’re interested in viewing the older style of fail comments, you might check out the fails from September and October of last year, currently available in the “archives” numbered in the 160’s and 170’s. For example:
ht tp://failblog.org/page/170/
There were always the trolls, but there were also a number of folks I most enjoyed back then who no longer participate. I don’t remember them all, but a few included “realalt,” “K,” “david,” “Sara J.”, and “killerwit.” “Dilettante” still posts off and on nowadays, but she was even more prolifically her creatively arch wit back then.
That happens all the time in my city
My baby! I’ll save you from those evil cops!
maybe it was a mexican baby named burrito?
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Well someone has to raise that burrito…