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This baby fail at Wal-Mart thanks to Grace L.:

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  1. Bill says:

    He was my son and he was delicious.

  2. Caimera says:

    lol man they had to be stupid to think a BURRITO would be an orfan lol

  3. chez says:

    wow…… i’m guessing there was tequila with that burrito…

  4. It probably had a lot of salsa on it. Looked all newborn and such.

    Cartoons here: http://spinachflame.wordpress.com/

  5. Great Fail, I have those kinds of fails all day.

    http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com

  6. English Fail says:

    Oh my! That must have been one large burrito!

    http://englishfail.wordpress.com

  7. Frith Ra says:

    That was local to here & someone expressed extreme embarrassment about it in the papers the next day, enough that they remained anonymous.

  8. bgg says:

    newborn burrito

  9. emjay217 says:

    that is awesome. yet not surprising (on the part of the police and wal-mart)

    http://entirelyrandom.wordpress.com

  10. Gregor says:

    well, Wal*Mart does typically attract the LCD (Lowest Common Denominator).

    Defensively, I’ve had some burrito’s here in the Mission District of San Francisco that could be considered the size of a new born baby.

  11. Wal*Mart is a FAIL without that oversight.

  12. madzero says:

    woah i live hella close to mountain view

  13. mona says:

    Already published on Photobasement, one month ago.
    FAIL blog FAILS

  14. Nathan says:

    HAHA! I can just picture the cops face when he opens the trashcan and sees a burrito instead of a baby! CLASSIC!

  15. Keelhaul says:

    My ex-wife is so fat………..She actually gave birth to 4 1/2 pound chimichanga…..(rimshot, followed by the sound of laughter))

  16. Anonymous says:

    hahahahahah…
    a burrito?????

    hahahahah… burrito, in portuguese, means jackass… hasuHsu

    soo… burrito is those cops, and who called police

  17. Ninjarina says:

    Jesus, I live near there.

  18. teqjack says:

    Someone left a small burro in the trash? Was it braying? Has it been sent to the animal shelter?

  19. Insanus says:

    Roflzor, Donkey in the trash can? Ouch!

  20. Lucian says:

    Hahaha… I don’t know what’s more hilarious. The fail in this article or the manner in which Caimera defiled the word orphan.

  21. flingtehcow says:

    Fail blog winz!

  22. helloworldbea says:

    Apparently, the burrito was super jumbo sized.

  23. Anonymous says:

    Mountain View, CA?
    Sounds like Californians.

  24. VIRGINIATECHROFL says:

    RAPE RAPE

  25. Good old south bay.

  26. Mephiles says:

    a truily epic fail.

  27. Fatman says:

    OMG thats so fail…

    The biggest fail is that some1 left a burito that big in the trash!!! What a waste of food lol…. Massive fail on that part…. LOL ORFAN!!!!! what a lazy ass cant be bothered putting the “ph” in orphan

  28. Mike says:

    FAIL! Probably a lame prank by someone who left that big-as-a-baby burrito in the trash can, then called the police.

    Mike
    Cell Phone Recycling at Pacebutler

  29. flingtehcow says:

    People are more nasty on Fail blog comments. (than on IHAH Etc)

  30. Keelhaul says:

    I like to leave “Burritos” in trashcans…….and the hood of my neighbors car…..One time my cat left a “burrito” in the hallway instead of his box and I had to clean it up :( …….so I put it on my neighbors car with mine!!!! Yaaaaay!!!! Love thy neighbor.

  31. Failing is all says:

    this seems fake ……….
    why does it say receive
    it should be received

  32. claysol13 says:

    AH hahahahhahahahaha. IF its fake it’s still awesome!

    http://claysol13.wordpress.com
    http://www.clayton-nichols.com

    • joy says:

      it’s not, our police are just really lame. google ‘mountain view police blotters’, they’re pretty much all like that.

  33. kafleenthedonkey says:

    Um….*looks around* where can you buy one of those burritos?

    That’s a big ass burrito.

    Just sayin.

  34. Joe W. says:

    i loled for a whole minute

  35. Burrito…. Human Baby….. Of course, I can see how they were confused!!

  36. Anonymous says:

    This looks like it’s from the Palo Alto Daily News, which has the most hilarious police blotter around. My all-time favorite was from either Atherton or Menlo Park- a couple called the police b/c they heard a crash in their basement and thought that someone was breaking in. The police came to check it out and found that it was just a bookcase that had fallen over.

  37. Anonymous says:

    I find this to be tasteless. babies being abandoned is a serious issue – i hope this will be removed from the site

    • jinx says:

      tasteless? that’s probably why it wound up in the trash can!

    • Matthew says:

      You misspelt burrito. B-a-b-i-e-s is incorrect. And yes, the plight of the abandoned mexican dish resonates deeply within every one of us. However censorship will not solve the problem; education is the answer! We need support groups, organised rallies and school speaking schedules set up immediately!

      I fail at brevity in my satirically witty ripostes.

  38. Amy says:

    Who the hell mistakes a burrito for a baby??

  39. george says:

    i hate you all

  40. Cherry says:

    Must have been a very well wrapped super burrito, with the rpeorter not paying close attention. ;)

  41. laurel says:

    this is where i grew up. i remember when this was printed in the paper. best police blotter ever!

  42. elliott says:

    …..pwnd…..

    THAT WAS EPIC DUDE! NICE FIND!

  43. Mick says:

    In my town, there was a black box in the woods with something poking out of it, and they called in the bomb squad and shut down like half the town because they thought the thing sticking out was a missle.
    IT WAS PINK
    The paper called it an “adult novelty device”.
    DIRTY TOY FAIL

    • Mischybelle says:

      At the theatre where I work, on a ridiculously busy Friday night, a manager had to guard the men’s washroom for almost an hour waiting for the police to come investigate a “suspicious” ADIDAS box left on the counter. Turns out there were shoes inside. Who knew?

  44. RangerGordon says:

    Only a burrito? ONLY?

    Please, think of the burritos.

  45. O.O says:

    Do they really eat that much food and waste that much food in america?

  46. Anonymous says:

    they are both delicious

  47. n00bslyr says:

    mabey it was rotten and making noises

  48. haley says:

    wow
    they must have been blind

    or stupid
    or both
    damn
    lolz i love how they say upon investigation like they got a whole team down there the test it and they were all like
    refried beans
    wtf?!
    what did they do to this poor…
    oooh its a burrito

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  50. n00bslyr says:

    also does the fact that it was a burrito make it not news worthy

  51. I hate when that happens.

  52. pocha says:

    burrito is actually a clothing/accessory term for a wrap you use to keep the baby warm. google “baby burrito”

  53. Pip says:

    Wait… if the burrito is in the trash… WHERE’S THE BABY!? O.o

  54. GTFO says:

    it was a burrito!? OH MY GOD!!!!
    HE LIED TO ME!
    HE SAID HE WAS A TACO!!!!!!

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  55. lol says:

    Me: Licks lips.
    Cops: Sorrz, it’s just a burrito.
    Me: Damn..

  56. Crux says:

    Dumpster cuisine WIN!

  57. me :D says:

    wtf … Burrito… Baby .. doesnt look alike ! xD

  58. ubertastic says:

    It was probably a Chipotle burrito lol

  59. pimp says:

    wow, this was at the walmart I shop at……. that explains a lot

  60. Trjgul says:

    I’ve heard a story where CSI was called to a trash can because of reports of an abandoned baby, but it was a smashed egg in a plastic ziploc.

    The extent of peoples’ stupidity. . .

  61. UrMum says:

    i hate you all !!

  62. urmom says:

    LMFAO!!! my aunt is soo fat she ate ur ass

  63. thtswhatshesaid says:

    who on this website is not a total ass? really? bc thtis is just pathetic

  64. ****me**** says:

    get offf me! go **** urself!!!

    • fuzz on the concept says:

      urmom is you (that’s what she said)
      so fúcking yourself is going to comprise rather obvious Oedipally autoerotic and solicistically solicitous buffoonery

      • Captain Obvious says:

        *Borrows “Don’t feed the trolls sign” from Lurk*
        *Sets in down in relatively old fail for all to see*

        • fuzz on the concept says:

          lol … hi, Cap’n.
          I doubt the troll can digest what he’s been fed thtis time.

          • Captain Obvious says:

            Maybe he’ll choke on it and die. Why are we on such an old fail anyways?

            • fuzz on the concept says:

              It’s like a playpen for baby trolls — some exhibit the childlike habit of coming where no one else is actively present, to write silly bad words there.

              • Qwaz says:

                So fuzz, Did you use any other aliases other than Hope to keep an eye on the place? I noticed some other non-regular posters that seemed a bit more seasoned than normal before you finally dropped back in using the real you.

                • fuzz on the concept says:

                  I didn’t keep an eye on the place. The old days were different, and much more a style I enjoy — comments then were primarily directed to the Fail itself and to one another’s turns of phrase. When it stopped as fun for me, I left off posting for some weeks. But I got asked by several folks to return, and so I did. But I soon found I wasn’t really having fun anymore and then experimented with “half” leaving, by posting with different presentations and usernames.
                  .
                  It was remarkable how differently folks reacted to those posts, when they didn’t have the “fuzz” mark on them — they were quickly branded as “trolls”. So that experiment got unpleasant, and I left altogether, back in March.
                  .
                  The usernames I’d used most are listed in “Classical Fail” –
                  ht tp://failblog.org/2009/03/20/classical-fail/

                  • fuzz on the concept says:

                    … where I was “HAL”

                    • Captain Obvious says:

                      So now I see why you were sympathetic to me. You went through a similar thing when you were going through different names.

                  • Captain Obvious says:

                    Oh wow, the regulars and the comments were a lot different then. I kinda dig the smaller size also. It seems more likely for you to get a point in. This is why I liked the idea of a FailBlog “Blog,” because we could get back down to that smaller size, and leave Mr. Ass-Burger behind.

                    If you don’t know who he is, check the parking fail. That dude makes my trolling seem funny!

                  • Qwaz says:

                    So Chauncey, HAL, and flogger?

                    It’s unfortunate that had to happen, it seems things got out of hand when they could have been resolved rather simply.
                    Of course, I say this out of only being able to see the situation second-hand. Granted, I don’t know if there was some sort of tension before this.

                    I’m not entirely sure on how the others feel, but I for one am glad you are here staying with us now.

                    • fuzz on the concept says:

                      ht tp://encyclopediadramatica.com/Serious_Business

                      • Qwaz says:

                        Wow. That’s pretty serious.
                        Now stop giving me links and come play with us on the latest fail. :wink:

                        • Captain Obvious says:

                          Yeah, I need someone to join our picnic.

                        • fuzz on the concept says:

                          I’m working at the moment, but I’ll check by in a bit.

                          If you’re interested in viewing the older style of fail comments, you might check out the fails from September and October of last year, currently available in the “archives” numbered in the 160’s and 170’s. For example:

                          ht tp://failblog.org/page/170/

                          There were always the trolls, but there were also a number of folks I most enjoyed back then who no longer participate. I don’t remember them all, but a few included “realalt,” “K,” “david,” “Sara J.”, and “killerwit.” “Dilettante” still posts off and on nowadays, but she was even more prolifically her creatively arch wit back then.

  65. asda says:

    That happens all the time in my city

  66. giantmidget says:

    My baby! I’ll save you from those evil cops!

  67. larsson says:

    maybe it was a mexican baby named burrito?

  68. tackedown says:

    the edible baby comes in mexican american europian and more only $200 dollars but were not done yet you call right now and will throw in a free edible dog so call NOW.

  69. JeffKnightrogen says:

    Well someone has to raise that burrito…


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