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Hitchhiker with Ax Fail

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  1. Mephiles says:

    Yeah… I definately want to pick him up.

  2. jaujau says:

    Yeah, you can ride with me. Scoot over, daughters, and let the nice boy in!

  3. [...] algún día os toca (en esta vida puede pasar de todo) hacer autostop, mejor poner buena [...]

  4. cheapmerchandise says:

    I not pick him up.

  5. kannadzuki says:

    #3 prose poetry FAIL;
    scarier than hitchhiker WIN!

    (all in good fun, of course)

  6. roflcoptah says:

    #3 you rockz! xD

  7. Bill says:

    True story, look up “Gregory Allen Despres” on the internet. He murdered two people in Canada with a chainsaw and hitched a ride to the American border. He had a chainsaw, machette, brass knuckles and appeared to be covered in blood but was admitted to the states anyways because he is a citizen.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Headline Spelling Fail ;-/

  9. moo says:

    Axe-spelling fail

    selfowned

    hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahhahahahaha

    narf

  10. I wonder where he’s going…

  11. Keelhaul says:

    Mom…..Is that Daddy on the side of the road????

  12. I like how a school bus is driving by in the shot. Hopefully they won’t stop.

    -
    http://www.caroftheday.org

  13. Random Remarks says:

    It could also be described as Hitch Hiking Fail!

  14. chez says:

    can he possibly be serious? i mean really…. i live in Iowa and i dont know anyone that dumb. well… maybe a couple people…

  15. Reis says:

    HEEEEERRRREEEEESSSSSSSS HITCHHICKER!

  16. Homer says:

    It is only a fail if no one picks him up. If someone does, it is a WIN for him and a FAIL for them.

    Now, given the choice between picking up a guy with an ax or an unarmed clown. I am going to get the ax guy. Clowns are still scarier.

  17. zythophile says:

    9 and 10 – axe is British English. Ax isperfectly OK US English. Get with it.

  18. That guy needs a circumcision.

    Cartoons here: http://spinachflame.wordpress.com/

  19. DieGoth says:

    Is his name Eugene?

  20. Are you setting these pictures yourself I cannot imagine anyone standing on the highway with an axe?

    http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com

  21. emjay217 says:

    Did he get a ride?

  22. Hey, the car at the far right doesn’t have his headlights on! FAIL!

  23. who? says:

    he’s probably just going to offer to chop some wood for the nice people who stopped and picked him up.

  24. Keelhaul says:

    ….Mother really appreciates you giving us a ride…..Don’t you Mother??? (speaking to gym bag as he gets in the car)

  25. jdmasters says:

    He was just on his way to his job in the um forest when his car broke down and he needs a ride.

    Seriously what was this dude thinking. I gotta get there fast, wait.. I need my axe. Hilarious.

  26. Lilja says:

    Great picture indeed…

  27. Insanus says:

    Ax = H4X = Hacks

    Conclusion:
    Not a Murderer
    Not a psycho
    Not a clown
    Not Eugene
    Not a Zombie (duh -.-)
    Not a HITCHHICKER
    Not Paris Hilton
    Not Obama
    Not Fake Dark

    Bet: IT’S AN HACKER! :O

  28. Lizard says:

    I fink he know a shortcut.
    Fink so?

  29. Unicorn says:

    who took the picture? would’ve been better if the pic was from behind the windshield of a car. more believable.

  30. sim says:

    @insanus
    LOL at not Eugene. He still needs to be careful with that axe though.

  31. MarkFL says:

    I have to agree with Random…it’s a hitchhiker fail. There’s no reason here to assume that there was any sort of fail with the axe-murder. Unless:

    “Damn, I go to all the trouble of planning out a brilliant axe-murder, and my $%^ing car breaks down. Now I gotta hitch a ride to the murder….”

    Someone will pick him up, although his odds would improve if he were also toting a case of Bud Light.

  32. Mike says:

    Lol, that’s an obvious pose or some kind of a set-up. No one’s that crazy to try and hitch a ride with an axe. FAIL!

    Recycling Mike
    Recycle Your Computer at Pacebutler Blog

  33. @jdmasters

    I think you’re right, he was chopping him some kindling and remembered he forgot to drive.

  34. Anonymous says:

    i think the proper question is whether or not he’s got bud light

  35. Anonymous says:

    At least he’s honest and not masterbating or something. I’d give him my loose pocket money while passing him at 200 km/h.

  36. Keelhaul says:

    Or just throw him a Bud Light.

  37. Keelhaul says:

    @ 70 Miles per hour, that is.

  38. hesika says:

    What does he think to do with this ax? :-)

  39. instant death says:

    the parody of the shining, still with jack nicolson.

    “here’s johnny, now gimme my money or i shall KILL you!”.

  40. instant death says:

    :mrgreen: :lol:

  41. instant death says:

    this is the guy with the ax, freakily scary: :lol:
    this is some idiot that accidentally gives him a ride: :mrgreen:
    this is the idiot afterword: :scaredguy:

  42. jean says:

    Hey, let’s pick him up

    He has an Axe!

    yeah but he has bud light!

  43. ENG says:

    Someone eventually picked him up.

    An off-duty cop.

  44. Thumper says:

    Kids, don’t look! thinks to self “I am going to KILL their Uncle! I though he was still in Re-hab”

  45. Moe says:

    i’d pull over.

  46. SomeGuy says:

    I think the real question is “who took the picture”?

    Cause I’m thinking… stopped to take a picture of the axe murderer fail?

  47. Casey says:

    hahahaha I know this guy.

  48. Mana says:

    Yeah,i’m with Guy,taking a picture of the dude with a serious blade probably not so win. lol

  49. OHHHHHHHHH Im gonna pick him up and tell him to murder someone yeahhhhh that’ll be fun

  50. kopaka says:

    is that the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy i see on his hip? i would love to pick him up.

  51. Malfeasant says:

    Wow…

  52. Anonymous says:

    ISSUES!

  53. AdanRyder says:

    Mental Stability Fail



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