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Ax Murderer Fail

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Hitchhiker with Ax Fail

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Mephiles

Yeah… I definately want to pick him up.

 
jaujau

Yeah, you can ride with me. Scoot over, daughters, and let the nice boy in!

 
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[...] algún día os toca (en esta vida puede pasar de todo) hacer autostop, mejor poner buena [...]

 
cheapmerchandise

I not pick him up.

 
kannadzuki

#3 prose poetry FAIL;
scarier than hitchhiker WIN!

(all in good fun, of course)

 
roflcoptah

#3 you rockz! xD

 
Bill

True story, look up “Gregory Allen Despres” on the internet. He murdered two people in Canada with a chainsaw and hitched a ride to the American border. He had a chainsaw, machette, brass knuckles and appeared to be covered in blood but was admitted to the states anyways because he is a citizen.

 
Anonymous

Headline Spelling Fail ;-/

dolt

agread axe shuld haff a E ona en

dolt

spelt correctly: agreed axe should have an E on the end

Ravyn

It can be spelled both ways.

Simnos

Consults scrabble dictionary… Yes!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
moo

Axe-spelling fail

selfowned

hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahhahahahaha

narf

 
 
Keelhaul

Mom…..Is that Daddy on the side of the road????

 
garythepowers

I like how a school bus is driving by in the shot. Hopefully they won’t stop.

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http://www.caroftheday.org

 
Random Remarks

It could also be described as Hitch Hiking Fail!

 
chez

can he possibly be serious? i mean really…. i live in Iowa and i dont know anyone that dumb. well… maybe a couple people…

Andy

I live in Iowa too and I can think of plenty people who would be either that dumb or that high.

 
 
Reis

HEEEEERRRREEEEESSSSSSSS HITCHHICKER!

 
Homer

It is only a fail if no one picks him up. If someone does, it is a WIN for him and a FAIL for them.

Now, given the choice between picking up a guy with an ax or an unarmed clown. I am going to get the ax guy. Clowns are still scarier.

 
zythophile

9 and 10 - axe is British English. Ax isperfectly OK US English. Get with it.

dolt

thats coz yanks can’t spell

YoU FAiL EpiClY

”Coz?”

You mean ”because”, perhaps?

Dude, sereous spelling accusation FAIL.

X3

~Yumi-chan

 
 
 
 
DieGoth

Is his name Eugene?

 
stuffgirlslike

Are you setting these pictures yourself I cannot imagine anyone standing on the highway with an axe?

http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com

 
 
 
Stuff White Parents Like

Hey, the car at the far right doesn’t have his headlights on! FAIL!

 
who?

he’s probably just going to offer to chop some wood for the nice people who stopped and picked him up.

 
Keelhaul

….Mother really appreciates you giving us a ride…..Don’t you Mother??? (speaking to gym bag as he gets in the car)

 
jdmasters

He was just on his way to his job in the um forest when his car broke down and he needs a ride.

Seriously what was this dude thinking. I gotta get there fast, wait.. I need my axe. Hilarious.

 
 
Insanus

Ax = H4X = Hacks

Conclusion:
Not a Murderer
Not a psycho
Not a clown
Not Eugene
Not a Zombie (duh -.-)
Not a HITCHHICKER
Not Paris Hilton
Not Obama
Not Fake Dark

Bet: IT’S AN HACKER! :O

 
Lizard

I fink he know a shortcut.
Fink so?

 
Unicorn

who took the picture? would’ve been better if the pic was from behind the windshield of a car. more believable.

 
sim

@insanus
LOL at not Eugene. He still needs to be careful with that axe though.

 
MarkFL

I have to agree with Random…it’s a hitchhiker fail. There’s no reason here to assume that there was any sort of fail with the axe-murder. Unless:

“Damn, I go to all the trouble of planning out a brilliant axe-murder, and my $%^ing car breaks down. Now I gotta hitch a ride to the murder….”

Someone will pick him up, although his odds would improve if he were also toting a case of Bud Light.

 
Mike

Lol, that’s an obvious pose or some kind of a set-up. No one’s that crazy to try and hitch a ride with an axe. FAIL!

Recycling Mike
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Madrugada Jones

@jdmasters

I think you’re right, he was chopping him some kindling and remembered he forgot to drive.

 
Anonymous

i think the proper question is whether or not he’s got bud light

 
Anonymous

At least he’s honest and not masterbating or something. I’d give him my loose pocket money while passing him at 200 km/h.

 
Keelhaul

Or just throw him a Bud Light.

 
Keelhaul

@ 70 Miles per hour, that is.

 
hesika

What does he think to do with this ax? :-)

 
instant death

the parody of the shining, still with jack nicolson.

“here’s johnny, now gimme my money or i shall KILL you!”.

 
 
instant death

this is the guy with the ax, freakily scary: :lol:
this is some idiot that accidentally gives him a ride: :mrgreen:
this is the idiot afterword: :scaredguy:

 
jean

Hey, let’s pick him up

He has an Axe!

yeah but he has bud light!

 
 
ENG

Someone eventually picked him up.

An off-duty cop.

 
Thumper

Kids, don’t look! thinks to self “I am going to KILL their Uncle! I though he was still in Re-hab”

 
 
SomeGuy

I think the real question is “who took the picture”?

Cause I’m thinking… stopped to take a picture of the axe murderer fail?

 
Casey

hahahaha I know this guy.

 
Mana

Yeah,i’m with Guy,taking a picture of the dude with a serious blade probably not so win. lol

 
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