Soooo…….Is it necessary that we have a group dedicated to non-goat fornicators????? I didn’t know that goat-humping was that popular….I guess I need to catch up….I’ll start today……..I can haz sexy goat?????
There are approximately 6.684 billion people on earth (6684 Million)
There are approximately 90 million facebook accounts
6684 Million-90 Million= 6594 Million
Following the group “rules”, 90 million people can PROVE
they have never had sex with a goat
6594 people cannot
or, look at it another way:
6594/6684= (approx.) 0.98
therefore, 2% of the world’s population can prove they have never
had sex with a goat
CONCLUSION
Facebook=Fail
A Sudanese man who married a goat was in mourning today after his wife died when she swallowed a plastic bag.
Charles Tombe shot to fame last year when he tied the knot with Rose.
A court ordered him to marry the beast “to save her honour” after he was caught making amorous advances toward the mother-of-one in the middle of the night.
Mr Tombe and Rose are believed to have lived happily ever after until her life was cruelly cut short.
The story, which became one of the world’s best read tales, began in Juba, southern Sudan, in February last year when the BBC reported that the then owner of the goat, Mr Alifi, was awoken in the night by a strange noise.
Walking out of his traditional hut, he was confronted by the sight of Mr Tombe and Rose in a passionate embrace.
The pictures were misrepresented – the goat was making that noise and I thought he was choking. My pants fell down while I was doing the Hiemlich manuver, that’s all.
LOL
Lol indeed. and PUKE
XD That is so very very sad!!
well no. it depends on why he left the group.
I um… think that’s very obvious why….
But have you ever thought it might be a she
?
ive had sex with a pig and a cow but ill try a goat. i liked that.
it’d be kinda hard for a woman to rape a goat.
Or anything for that matter.
You can’t rape the willing.
Strap on?
repost of a repost of a repost.
LOL i have!!
jks
you know what’s the worst part, SHE LEFT THE GROUP
Yah.. that’s… uhhh… kinda the idea.
Sunny: 0
A-Nony-Mouse: 1
Once you’re in it’s hard to explain why you’re leaving!!!
that’s what she said
that’s what she said.
lol too true
that’s what she said!
Stfu idiot.
That’s what she said!
2 = it didnt want me to post otherwize.
I saw the guy who left.
I never saw again.
that’s what HE said!
OMG. LOL. I just joined. Its a real group!!! hahahahaha
This is not Fail.
If he HAVE had Sex with a goat, THAT would be FAIL
Fail @TomMe for having things spelled out for him
Spelling/Grammar FAIL
Foursth!
Baaaaaaa!
Mom?
win
lol he’s totaly /ashamed
= DID have sex with goat = EPIC FAIL
that’s why he left the group…
Soooo…….Is it necessary that we have a group dedicated to non-goat fornicators????? I didn’t know that goat-humping was that popular….I guess I need to catch up….I’ll start today……..I can haz sexy goat?????
wow, dont u darwin fail too fail-sauce
Hurray! My fail pic got on this blog! (And with MY fail pic I mean that I submitted it, not that I… You know.
) Thanks for the linkback, guys!
like warm apple pie.
*goes to the store and buys apple pie*
gigity gigity gigity
12
The poor bastard had made a mistake, simple as that. He’s probably welsh and realised he does sheep
You did a sheep when you were like 2. Dont lie.
Lies makes baby jesus cry.
Damn thats unfortunate.
Just don’t JOIN certain groups
!
but the rules of that group are…
1: Goat sex is wrong
2: If you are not a member of this group, you have had goat sex
3: Goats are not allowed to join this group
Rule #2 implies that all people without a facebook and therefore can’t join groups…
There are approximately 6.684 billion people on earth (6684 Million)
There are approximately 90 million facebook accounts
6684 Million-90 Million= 6594 Million
Following the group “rules”, 90 million people can PROVE
they have never had sex with a goat
6594 people cannot
or, look at it another way:
6594/6684= (approx.) 0.98
therefore, 2% of the world’s population can prove they have never
had sex with a goat
CONCLUSION
Facebook=Fail
ohh shit, i had sex with a goat?
only if all 90 million facebookers are a member of the i have never had sex with a goat group. so it’s probably only 0.0001 %
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
COREA COREA COREA COREA
33:1 vtech FAIL
maybe he had sex with lambs and not goats….or some other type of farm animal or poultry…
Poor guy…I mean, how can he join that grpup and then quit?
Is it not obvious…I bet he destroyed his face book and started a new one due to the embarrassment xD
Gee, I hope he wasn’t connected to any professional contacts in Facebook. Can you imagine that?!
This guy has no clue about personal Brand Management~!
LOL
this was on digg a while back:
http://digg.com/odd_stuff/You_re_Just_Not_Meant_To_Leave_Some_Facebook_Groups_2
By leaving the group of Haven’t Had Goat Sexers, is he saying he has finally scored with that hawt young kid? Lol!
But sex with a goat?
Whoever heard of such fantabulist fiction!
Man widowed after his goat ‘wife’ chokes to death
OH SHIT O.O
Well. Life happens. And I don’t want to make judgements BUT……………………………………………………………….
EPICLY FAILAGE OF PWNAGE TO THE MAXAGE. OH MY F…..G GOD!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
SO MUCH WIN
I laughed till I cried
*joins group*
lol it is really weird
Can we stop stealing all of the fails from the Triumph of Bullshit blog?
#3 Fail in understanding the funny about this picture
Wow…
LOL
BEST! FAIL! EVER! hahahahaha
wanker! LOL
FIRST!
This is awesome!
Ok… that is one messed up group. I wonder how many people here belong to it?
Just over 2000 people. If that means the 49832098932804 others have had sex with a goat it kinda makes one wonder ;p
Damn, I am not in that group. Oh well, I epicly failed. lol.
Iehw
#18: Facebook can get your personal info, so technically even if he creates a new profile, they can still find out about this. EPIC FAIL!
…You are aware that there actually aren’t 49.8-thousand-billion people, right?
I saw the fourth Indiana Jones movie yesterday. I would’ve rather humped a goat.
Cartoons here: http://spinachflame.wordpress.com/
wow!
I no longer qualify for that group, but it was SOOOOO worth it.
oh THAT joke, yeah good one.
Wow, poor guy! Bet he is having a rough day after the goat and all….
#27
failed too
Maybe he IS a goat. Ever think of that? Maybe he’s sad he never lost his virginity.
http://www.stuffwhitedbagslike.wordpress.com
Maybe he was kicked out for screwing one goat too many.
I had no sexual relationship with that goat!
i bet you did
signing off
Epic fail… Baaa
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Humanity frowns upon God.
Any newspaper, any serious article.
Hide from mini-feed fail. Just one click would have stopped this person from suggesting to the world that he had indecent relations with a goat.
hows about new fails?!?
Cool! It’s very fuuny, but, who would be so careless to hang their handbag on the car door??
comment placement fail.
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Juste don’t CREATE certain groups!
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I am a member of that group and I am never leaving. EVER.
Thanks to this picture, I am now subscribed to this site’s rss
BTW, did that smiley work?
yay it did
well, once he does, it’ll be a little tough to explain how it happened.
well, it all started when i joined the al-Qaeda…
It probably would’ve been best to not join it in the first place…
hahah
that’s rape
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facebook is fail
damn
he doesnt know what hes missing
XD
Member for Life
Are you implying that upon death, you will fornicate with a goat?
Would it be heaven if you couldn’t?
is it availible in German?
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i believe this is in order…
EPIC FAIL!!!!!
if you join a group like that, why would you leave?
Was he smoking a cigarette as this came out?
Well, Very interesting topic… I will tell my friend and they will like this. Thanks…
Ummm, ew. Gross, sick, disgusting, and all other words that express disgust.
Oh, and dignity fail.
The pictures were misrepresented – the goat was making that noise and I thought he was choking. My pants fell down while I was doing the Hiemlich manuver, that’s all.
okaaayy…
neither have I..
He’s that guy from Beta House. LOL
Would you like some Epic with that Fail?
What kind of person has nick like this ! ?
this is really amazing.. thanks for the info
Thanks buddy labor health
Thank you so worked this information you gave to my friend
Well that is good.. right? scottish guys?
Freaking hilarious!