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You Just Don’t Leave Certain Groups

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THE MAN

repost of a repost of a repost.

 
 
Joey

Once you’re in it’s hard to explain why you’re leaving!!!

anonymous

that’s what she said

Pruptas

So much fucking fail. God you’re an idiot.

anonymous

that’s what she said.

superseriousdude

lol too true

Jermaine

that’s what she said!

Jermaine2

That’s what she said!

2 = it didnt want me to post otherwize.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
TomMe

This is not Fail.
If he HAVE had Sex with a goat, THAT would be FAIL

Xalk

:P It’s implying he did have sex with one.. as he left the group saying he has not had sex with a goat :P

 
 
 
 
 
Not the author

lol he’s totaly /ashamed :P = DID have sex with goat = EPIC FAIL :P

 
moe

that’s why he left the group… :-)

 
Keelhaul

Soooo…….Is it necessary that we have a group dedicated to non-goat fornicators????? I didn’t know that goat-humping was that popular….I guess I need to catch up….I’ll start today……..I can haz sexy goat?????

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wow, dont u darwin fail too fail-sauce

 
 
AltijdAndries

Hurray! My fail pic got on this blog! (And with MY fail pic I mean that I submitted it, not that I… You know. ;) ) Thanks for the linkback, guys!

 
feckineejit

like warm apple pie.

 
 
Mike

The poor bastard had made a mistake, simple as that. He’s probably welsh and realised he does sheep ;-)

wtf? o.o

Uhh, excuse me, I’m Welsh and I’ve never fucked a sheep T.T it’s just a stereotype…

P.s..Am I missing out?

Jermaine2

You did a sheep when you were like 2. Dont lie.

Jermaine2

Lies makes baby jesus cry.

 
 
 
 
 
DeyLonn

Just don’t JOIN certain groups ;) !

Rob

but the rules of that group are…

1: Goat sex is wrong

2: If you are not a member of this group, you have had goat sex

3: Goats are not allowed to join this group

lolavocado

Rule #2 implies that all people without a facebook and therefore can’t join groups…

Moose

There are approximately 6.684 billion people on earth (6684 Million)
There are approximately 90 million facebook accounts
6684 Million-90 Million= 6594 Million
Following the group “rules”, 90 million people can PROVE
they have never had sex with a goat
6594 people cannot
or, look at it another way:
6594/6684= (approx.) 0.98
therefore, 2% of the world’s population can prove they have never
had sex with a goat
CONCLUSION
Facebook=Fail

drew

ohh shit, i had sex with a goat?

 
 
 
 
 
VIRGINIATECHROFL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
COREA COREA COREA COREA
33:1 vtech FAIL

 
Ducker

maybe he had sex with lambs and not goats….or some other type of farm animal or poultry…

 
Tochua

Poor guy…I mean, how can he join that grpup and then quit?

Is it not obvious…I bet he destroyed his face book and started a new one due to the embarrassment xD

 
Susan Beebe

Gee, I hope he wasn’t connected to any professional contacts in Facebook. Can you imagine that?!

This guy has no clue about personal Brand Management~!

LOL

 
 
Scott Thong

By leaving the group of Haven’t Had Goat Sexers, is he saying he has finally scored with that hawt young kid? Lol!

But sex with a goat?

Whoever heard of such fantabulist fiction!

Man widowed after his goat ‘wife’ chokes to death

A Sudanese man who married a goat was in mourning today after his wife died when she swallowed a plastic bag.

Charles Tombe shot to fame last year when he tied the knot with Rose.

A court ordered him to marry the beast “to save her honour” after he was caught making amorous advances toward the mother-of-one in the middle of the night.

Mr Tombe and Rose are believed to have lived happily ever after until her life was cruelly cut short.

The story, which became one of the world’s best read tales, began in Juba, southern Sudan, in February last year when the BBC reported that the then owner of the goat, Mr Alifi, was awoken in the night by a strange noise.

Walking out of his traditional hut, he was confronted by the sight of Mr Tombe and Rose in a passionate embrace.

anon

That’s just fucking scary/hilarious.

 
 
 
ellie and co

SO MUCH WIN

I laughed till I cried

*joins group*

 
liljoeyster

lol it is really weird

 
Anonymous

Can we stop stealing all of the fails from the Triumph of Bullshit blog?

 
Kid Choronsom

#3 Fail in understanding the funny about this picture

 
 
RedWhiteAndBoom

BEST! FAIL! EVER! hahahahaha

 
 
 
 
Dark

Ok… that is one messed up group. I wonder how many people here belong to it?

 
Pewpew

Just over 2000 people. If that means the 49832098932804 others have had sex with a goat it kinda makes one wonder ;p

 
 
Anonymous

#18: Facebook can get your personal info, so technically even if he creates a new profile, they can still find out about this. EPIC FAIL! :D

 
stuffgirlslike

Did you here that the Ayotollah Khomeni used to issue fatwas claiming that you can eat a goat only if no one has ejaculated in it? Poor goats.

http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com

 
Dark

…You are aware that there actually aren’t 49.8-thousand-billion people, right?

 
Madrugada Jones

I saw the fourth Indiana Jones movie yesterday. I would’ve rather humped a goat.

Cartoons here: http://spinachflame.wordpress.com/

 
 
Dark

I no longer qualify for that group, but it was SOOOOO worth it.

 
feckineejit

oh THAT joke, yeah good one.

 
Dirty Laundry Diva

Wow, poor guy! Bet he is having a rough day after the goat and all…. :-o

 
 
chunque

Maybe he IS a goat. Ever think of that? Maybe he’s sad he never lost his virginity.

http://www.stuffwhitedbagslike.wordpress.com