#25 @gavortnik there have been much much worse things posted on here. If you don’t like to have your delicate sensibilities offended then stick to http://www.disney.com.
#30: feckineejit, my sensibilities are just as crusted over and hardened as yours. (And I don’t see you chastising people who are screaming and covering the smoking, empty sockets where their eyes used to be) My post contained something we grownups call sarcasm. Look it up. You shall be enlightened, I think.
It’s just that I’ll just never be able to enjoy seeing Jessica Simpson again after this. Not that I did in the first place, but still…
Gavortnik and Dark if you’re going to be internet tough guys at least understand who you’re dealing with here. I use my enourmous man-junk to save scared kittens from trees. I can turn slices of bread golden brown at the touch of a button. Men everywhere hide their backsides in fear when I sunbathe at the beach. I command respect from canines with my calm assertive energy. My bad cholesterol is low, good cholesterol high. My prostate gland is round AND smooth. SO I think you’ll see I am pretty great.
actually, this isn’t even remotely a fail, as his pose is spot on, as is his use of the swiffer. the only fail associated with this posting is by the blogger himself, who titled this jpg “hoover” guy, or some such. he is not holding a hoover, you filthy moron, he is holding a Swiffer. YOU failed, turddog.
[...] Jessica Simpson’s breasts rank above all others, according to an obviously fixed poll. I’m not normally one to cry conspiracy, but no self-respecting boob aficionado would vote for her with our modern understanding of her figure. Except maybe Joe Simpson, who enjoys them quite a bit. [...]
Not remotely a good fail. The guy has a sense of humour and is laughing at himself and the ridiculousness of his physique paired with hers. Why would that indicate FAIL? Most of all, he is making a mockery of the bullshit cover.
What the hell are you trying to say? I think I see a retard up there; the rest is so poorly typed out that its beyond gay.
Man, there is such thing as SPELLCHECK. Use it before your mom starts crying and wishes she never had you. She’s probably thinking, “Man, I should’ve just stabbed myself in the stomach.”
I just threw up a little, in my mouth.
Ditto
Same here… -__-
*masturbates*
lawl
I did too X_X
I flat out threw up.
no kidding, you threw up in your mouth? I usually throw up in my elbow… thanks for clarifying the position of your vomiting.
Oh really? Cause I often open my mouth when I throw up. That way I don’t choke on my own vomit and suffocate myself.
what are you guys throwing? And do you catch it when it comes down
You have never been a child OR teen OR adult OR human.
LOOOOOOOL OMG LOL
fail
lol nicee
:O his underwear is really sexy
he’s not wearing high heals so complete fail.
heals= Fail
heels= win
lol!
ahah this guy is great! XD
Looks like a typical “before & after” pic – but what is before and what is after – and even more terrifying: before and after WHAT?!
winnest comment of all!
excuse me, are u a doctor?
he’s wearing glasses so that’s fail
Hm… housewife of the year – total fail
@ 5: After: arrested for stalking and sending nude photos of himself to her house
That’s a win for shaving his legs!
hey, i like that smiley!
Ew
Check out his tits. OYEAH.
Thanks, you jerk!
Now I’ll never again be able to sleep without having nasty nightmares.
No wai! Priti nasti
Jessica isn’t even married anymore, she had housewife fail!
http://www.caroftheday.org
That’s hot, he should be made man of the year.
Fail for using a Swiffer mop on carpet.
This guy is awesome.
I have never wanted anyone more…LOL
It’s handy having a man around the house….
So, does this turn his girlfriend on when he poses like this?
Cartoons here: http://spinachflame.wordpress.com/
win
ЗАЧЁТ!
THAT’s what I said!
Please! A little warning next time! There are kids (read: heterosexual men) reading this blog!
But not all of us are threatened by this.
Screw you.
Hold up yo…that’s just the unphotoshoped, weave-less and pre-make-uped version of Jessica Simpson…
O, now i see it!
how is thuis a fail! WIN! This guy has bollocks, he’s only doing what we all secretly wanted to at some point.
LOL you’re so freaking right!
Ditto! WIN!!!
Why is Brittany Spears trying to pose like Jessica Simpson?
WIN!
he’s so hot
#25 @gavortnik there have been much much worse things posted on here. If you don’t like to have your delicate sensibilities offended then stick to http://www.disney.com.
uh yeeeaaaahhhhh…that would be an ew from me.
This has “alternative lifestyle” written all over it……..
I think he should replace Jessica.
1# I second that.
GAAAAHHHH!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!
I think I am going to have bad dreams tonight – thanks a lot.
#30: feckineejit, my sensibilities are just as crusted over and hardened as yours. (And I don’t see you chastising people who are screaming and covering the smoking, empty sockets where their eyes used to be) My post contained something we grownups call sarcasm. Look it up. You shall be enlightened, I think.
It’s just that I’ll just never be able to enjoy seeing Jessica Simpson again after this. Not that I did in the first place, but still…
Fail.
You could have just replied to the comment.
I’ve seen this picture so many times.
XD
[...] De aici. [...]
This guy is so messed up, seriously why would anyone want to do that?
Because it’s fun! Come on – you know you wanna pose with a vacuum in your undergarments.
That is worse than my picture lying on the couch.
Gavortnik and Dark if you’re going to be internet tough guys at least understand who you’re dealing with here. I use my enourmous man-junk to save scared kittens from trees. I can turn slices of bread golden brown at the touch of a button. Men everywhere hide their backsides in fear when I sunbathe at the beach. I command respect from canines with my calm assertive energy. My bad cholesterol is low, good cholesterol high. My prostate gland is round AND smooth. SO I think you’ll see I am pretty great.
House Husband of the Year perhaps..
LOL yessssssssss! That should be a contest. It probably is already, now that I think about it….
Oh god, my EYES! The goggles, they do nothing!
So much better than the original
classic recycling – nicely done.
editorial fail by rolling stone.
They should cast this guy for Desperate Housewives. He’s got an edge that the show needs.
::: Hold head in disgust ::: I know him, personally.
Don’t feel bad. I dated him.
That’s not worse than what I did……
I have to say, Fake Dark’s version was much better…
This guy is made of WIN.
HEHEHEHEHAHHAHAHAA
Liposuction anyone?~
THAT’s NOT ME!!
check me out http://www.myspace.com/kimseath
actually, this isn’t even remotely a fail, as his pose is spot on, as is his use of the swiffer. the only fail associated with this posting is by the blogger himself, who titled this jpg “hoover” guy, or some such. he is not holding a hoover, you filthy moron, he is holding a Swiffer. YOU failed, turddog.
search youtube for “smosh – male model”. this guy was in it, and was creepy. you could clearly see that he was gay.
“now act like a lion”
“give me your hottest”
yeah
Ha–I beg to differ. This is PURE WIN.
Guy has a sense of humor WIN
[...] Jessica Simpson’s breasts rank above all others, according to an obviously fixed poll. I’m not normally one to cry conspiracy, but no self-respecting boob aficionado would vote for her with our modern understanding of her figure. Except maybe Joe Simpson, who enjoys them quite a bit. [...]
Holy Hell! That’s a disturbing Fail!
lol
thats a win for whoevers takin the picture
cause they get all of that
Oh my god!!!! is this for real????? i know this guy!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA
Why would he actually go through the trouble of doing that?
What has the world turned into?
Hahaaa.
xxxx
WIN seriously WIN you go, buddy
Not remotely a good fail. The guy has a sense of humour and is laughing at himself and the ridiculousness of his physique paired with hers. Why would that indicate FAIL? Most of all, he is making a mockery of the bullshit cover.
oh shit, it’s steve…
oh, all he’s missing are the high heels, and he’d look like a clone!
what a sexy man…
I know this guy, and he is hilarious.
and this is only ONE of his very very hilarious pictures.
my brother took the picture. haha
totally looks like!
Actually I think he’s hotter than Jessica Simpson. No I’m not a homo. He’s probably a lot smerter too. Dumb bitch.
I know that guy!!!!
(>w<)9
he is also gonna try out for the Real World online casting
http://realworldcasting.mtv.com/people/voteforthegabe
lol how funny would it be to see this guy on there
Looks like that guy from one of the smosh vids
Wow, and look at how clean his floor is…
as the jews would say, “oy”
[...] this guy [...]
Epic fail!
You spelled ‘win’ wrong…
Wait what?
What the hell are you trying to say? I think I see a retard up there; the rest is so poorly typed out that its beyond gay.
Man, there is such thing as SPELLCHECK. Use it before your mom starts crying and wishes she never had you. She’s probably thinking, “Man, I should’ve just stabbed myself in the stomach.”
Poster +25 Hawtnizz
+2 Winz
Guy +54 Hawtnizz
-100% Of Stomach’s Contents
Me +1 RPG Reference
Ha ha! Win! Gotta hand it to you, dude. Great pic!
He’s missing the high heels.
HAWT!!!
That was the failest fail I’ve ever seen.
Jessica Simpson as Housewife of the year?
What a load of bull.
actually, i think he might be thinner than her now.
This guy is hilarious!!! Great picture.
This “Man” is Jessica Simpson, why isn’t Jessica in the poster? and why is there a man IN the poster?!?!!?
nasty
OMG its phoung!!! now do a cartwheel!!
)
(smosh fans know what i’m talking about
IM SEEING DOUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
I’d hit that.
Jessica’s really let her self go O_O
WIN.
obvius look-a-likes
Sexxyy!!!
dude!!! get a life!!! and a psychiatrist!!!