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Jessica Simpson Guy

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squizan

I just threw up a little, in my mouth.

 
 
Jessica

no kidding, you threw up in your mouth? I usually throw up in my elbow… thanks for clarifying the position of your vomiting.

TheKingofSnacks

Oh really? Cause I often open my mouth when I throw up. That way I don’t choke on my own vomit and suffocate myself.

 
 
 
nameless

:O his underwear is really sexy

 
killskeptics

he’s not wearing high heals so complete fail.

chrisamery

heals= Fail
heels= win

 
 
 
Phil

Looks like a typical “before & after” pic - but what is before and what is after - and even more terrifying: before and after WHAT?!

sueb262

winnest comment of all!

 
 
chacharles

he’s wearing glasses so that’s fail

 
Lilja

Hm… housewife of the year - total fail ;)

 
Speedy

@ 5: After: arrested for stalking and sending nude photos of himself to her house

 
 
epicfail

hey, i like that smiley!

:mrgreen:

 
 
 
Kimbuh

Check out his tits. OYEAH.

 
bart9h

Thanks, you jerk!

Now I’ll never again be able to sleep without having nasty nightmares.

 
SochiTsuzuki

No wai! Priti nasti

 
garythepowers

Jessica isn’t even married anymore, she had housewife fail!

http://www.caroftheday.org

 
StuffLatinPeopleLIke

That’s hot, he should be made man of the year.

 
Rachel

Fail for using a Swiffer mop on carpet.

 
Johnny

This guy is awesome.

 
lwayswright

I have never wanted anyone more…LOL

 
Madrugada Jones

So, does this turn his girlfriend on when he poses like this?

Cartoons here: http://spinachflame.wordpress.com/

 
 
 
gavortnik

Please! A little warning next time! There are kids (read: heterosexual men) reading this blog!

CF

But not all of us are threatened by this.

 
 
 
Ella

Hold up yo…that’s just the unphotoshoped, weave-less and pre-make-uped version of Jessica Simpson…

 
righthandgenius

how is thuis a fail! WIN! This guy has bollocks, he’s only doing what we all secretly wanted to at some point.

Entelictuall

LOL you’re so freaking right!

 
 
 
Homer

Why is Brittany Spears trying to pose like Jessica Simpson?

 
 
 
feckineejit

#25 @gavortnik there have been much much worse things posted on here. If you don’t like to have your delicate sensibilities offended then stick to http://www.disney.com.

 
Jill

uh yeeeaaaahhhhh…that would be an ew from me.

 
Keelhaul

This has “alternative lifestyle” written all over it……..

 
Luqman

I think he should replace Jessica.

 
Svensk o stark!

1# I second that.

 
Vaux

GAAAAHHHH!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!

 
jdmasters

I think I am going to have bad dreams tonight - thanks a lot.

 
gavortnik

#30: feckineejit, my sensibilities are just as crusted over and hardened as yours. (And I don’t see you chastising people who are screaming and covering the smoking, empty sockets where their eyes used to be) My post contained something we grownups call sarcasm. Look it up. You shall be enlightened, I think.

It’s just that I’ll just never be able to enjoy seeing Jessica Simpson again after this. Not that I did in the first place, but still…

Julie

Fail.

You could have just replied to the comment.

 
 
blackmager

I’ve seen this picture so many times.
XD

 
 
Dark

This guy is so messed up, seriously why would anyone want to do that?

Entelictuall

Because it’s fun! Come on - you know you wanna pose with a vacuum in your undergarments.

 
 
George Costanza

That is worse than my picture lying on the couch.

 
feckineejit

Gavortnik and Dark if you’re going to be internet tough guys at least understand who you’re dealing with here. I use my enourmous man-junk to save scared kittens from trees. I can turn slices of bread golden brown at the touch of a button. Men everywhere hide their backsides in fear when I sunbathe at the beach. I command respect from canines with my calm assertive energy. My bad cholesterol is low, good cholesterol high. My prostate gland is round AND smooth. SO I think you’ll see I am pretty great.

 
nursarahlam

House Husband of the Year perhaps..

Entelictuall

LOL yessssssssss! That should be a contest. It probably is already, now that I think about it….

 
 
alcari

Oh god, my EYES! The goggles, they do nothing!

 
Dark

So much better than the original

 
feckineejit

classic recycling - nicely done.

 
nnnm

editorial fail by rolling stone.

 
Anonymous

They should cast this guy for Desperate Housewives. He’s got an edge that the show needs.

 
Jeffas332@aol.com

::: Hold head in disgust ::: I know him, personally.

omgmke

Don’t feel bad. I dated him.

 
 
Dark

I have to say, Fake Dark’s version was much