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  1. squizan says:

    I just threw up a little, in my mouth.

  2. nameless says:

    :O his underwear is really sexy

  3. killskeptics says:

    he’s not wearing high heals so complete fail.

  4. vrde says:

    ahah this guy is great! XD

  5. Phil says:

    Looks like a typical “before & after” pic – but what is before and what is after – and even more terrifying: before and after WHAT?!

  6. chacharles says:

    he’s wearing glasses so that’s fail

  7. Lilja says:

    Hm… housewife of the year – total fail ;)

  8. Speedy says:

    @ 5: After: arrested for stalking and sending nude photos of himself to her house

  9. That’s a win for shaving his legs!

  10. :mrgreen: 8O :mrgreen: 8O :mrgreen: OMG! WHAT IN THE WORLD?!! HAHA!!! :mrgreen: 8O :mrgreen: 8O :mrgreen:

  11. Kimbuh says:

    Check out his tits. OYEAH.

  12. bart9h says:

    Thanks, you jerk!

    Now I’ll never again be able to sleep without having nasty nightmares.

  13. SochiTsuzuki says:

    No wai! Priti nasti

  14. Jessica isn’t even married anymore, she had housewife fail!

    http://www.caroftheday.org

  15. That’s hot, he should be made man of the year.

  16. Rachel says:

    Fail for using a Swiffer mop on carpet.

  17. Johnny says:

    This guy is awesome.

  18. lwayswright says:

    I have never wanted anyone more…LOL

  19. So, does this turn his girlfriend on when he poses like this?

    Cartoons here: http://spinachflame.wordpress.com/

  20. Kid Choronsom says:

    win

  21. ne0 says:

    ЗАЧЁТ!

  22. gavortnik says:

    Please! A little warning next time! There are kids (read: heterosexual men) reading this blog!

  23. Ella says:

    Hold up yo…that’s just the unphotoshoped, weave-less and pre-make-uped version of Jessica Simpson…

  24. how is thuis a fail! WIN! This guy has bollocks, he’s only doing what we all secretly wanted to at some point.

  25. Homer says:

    Why is Brittany Spears trying to pose like Jessica Simpson?

  26. Anonymous says:

    he’s so hot

  27. feckineejit says:

    #25 @gavortnik there have been much much worse things posted on here. If you don’t like to have your delicate sensibilities offended then stick to http://www.disney.com.

  28. Jill says:

    uh yeeeaaaahhhhh…that would be an ew from me.

  29. Keelhaul says:

    This has “alternative lifestyle” written all over it……..

  30. Luqman says:

    I think he should replace Jessica.

  31. Svensk o stark! says:

    1# I second that.

  32. Vaux says:

    GAAAAHHHH!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!

  33. jdmasters says:

    I think I am going to have bad dreams tonight – thanks a lot.

  34. gavortnik says:

    #30: feckineejit, my sensibilities are just as crusted over and hardened as yours. (And I don’t see you chastising people who are screaming and covering the smoking, empty sockets where their eyes used to be) My post contained something we grownups call sarcasm. Look it up. You shall be enlightened, I think.

    It’s just that I’ll just never be able to enjoy seeing Jessica Simpson again after this. Not that I did in the first place, but still…

  35. blackmager says:

    I’ve seen this picture so many times.
    XD

  36. Dark says:

    This guy is so messed up, seriously why would anyone want to do that?

  37. George Costanza says:

    That is worse than my picture lying on the couch.

  38. feckineejit says:

    Gavortnik and Dark if you’re going to be internet tough guys at least understand who you’re dealing with here. I use my enourmous man-junk to save scared kittens from trees. I can turn slices of bread golden brown at the touch of a button. Men everywhere hide their backsides in fear when I sunbathe at the beach. I command respect from canines with my calm assertive energy. My bad cholesterol is low, good cholesterol high. My prostate gland is round AND smooth. SO I think you’ll see I am pretty great.

  39. nursarahlam says:

    House Husband of the Year perhaps..

  40. alcari says:

    Oh god, my EYES! The goggles, they do nothing!

  41. Dark says:

    So much better than the original

  42. feckineejit says:

    classic recycling – nicely done.

  43. nnnm says:

    editorial fail by rolling stone.

  44. Anonymous says:

    They should cast this guy for Desperate Housewives. He’s got an edge that the show needs.

  45. Jeffas332@aol.com says:

    ::: Hold head in disgust ::: I know him, personally.

  46. Dark says:

    I have to say, Fake Dark’s version was much better…

  47. Anonymous says:

    This guy is made of WIN.

  48. Anonymous says:

    HEHEHEHEHAHHAHAHAA

  49. BOB says:

    Liposuction anyone?~

  50. bud says:

    actually, this isn’t even remotely a fail, as his pose is spot on, as is his use of the swiffer. the only fail associated with this posting is by the blogger himself, who titled this jpg “hoover” guy, or some such. he is not holding a hoover, you filthy moron, he is holding a Swiffer. YOU failed, turddog.

  51. instant death says:

    search youtube for “smosh – male model”. this guy was in it, and was creepy. you could clearly see that he was gay.

    “now act like a lion”
    “give me your hottest”

    yeah

  52. badfae says:

    Ha–I beg to differ. This is PURE WIN.

  53. RangerGordon says:

    Guy has a sense of humor WIN

  54. [...] Jessica Simpson’s breasts rank above all others, according to an obviously fixed poll. I’m not normally one to cry conspiracy, but no self-respecting boob aficionado would vote for her with our modern understanding of her figure. Except maybe Joe Simpson, who enjoys them quite a bit. [...]

  55. Lane.Dizzo says:

    Holy Hell! That’s a disturbing Fail!

  56. haley says:

    lol
    thats a win for whoevers takin the picture
    cause they get all of that

  57. Sarge says:

    Oh my god!!!! is this for real????? i know this guy!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

  58. Amber says:

    Why would he actually go through the trouble of doing that?

    What has the world turned into?

    Hahaaa.

    xxxx

  59. brad says:

    WIN seriously WIN you go, buddy

  60. Dan says:

    Not remotely a good fail. The guy has a sense of humour and is laughing at himself and the ridiculousness of his physique paired with hers. Why would that indicate FAIL? Most of all, he is making a mockery of the bullshit cover.

  61. ISU says:

    oh shit, it’s steve…

  62. DarkByakko says:

    oh, all he’s missing are the high heels, and he’d look like a clone!

    what a sexy man…

  63. Kate says:

    I know this guy, and he is hilarious.
    and this is only ONE of his very very hilarious pictures.

  64. Kate says:

    my brother took the picture. haha

  65. OLOE says:

    totally looks like! :)

  66. le says:

    Actually I think he’s hotter than Jessica Simpson. No I’m not a homo. He’s probably a lot smerter too. Dumb bitch.

  67. suck me says:

    I know that guy!!!!

    (>w<)9

  68. nick says:

    he is also gonna try out for the Real World online casting

    http://realworldcasting.mtv.com/people/voteforthegabe

    lol how funny would it be to see this guy on there

  69. Zep says:

    Looks like that guy from one of the smosh vids

  70. Anonymous says:

    Wow, and look at how clean his floor is…

  71. Emy says:

    as the jews would say, “oy”

  72. Michaela says:

    Epic fail!

  73. BeAnonymous says:

    Wait what?

    What the hell are you trying to say? I think I see a retard up there; the rest is so poorly typed out that its beyond gay.

    Man, there is such thing as SPELLCHECK. Use it before your mom starts crying and wishes she never had you. She’s probably thinking, “Man, I should’ve just stabbed myself in the stomach.”

  74. Toby (ekuzl) says:

    Poster +25 Hawtnizz
    +2 Winz
    Guy +54 Hawtnizz
    -100% Of Stomach’s Contents
    Me +1 RPG Reference

  75. moi says:

    Ha ha! Win! Gotta hand it to you, dude. Great pic!

  76. Roadkill says:

    He’s missing the high heels.

  77. Amadeus238 says:

    HAWT!!!

  78. Unrequired says:

    That was the failest fail I’ve ever seen.
    Jessica Simpson as Housewife of the year?
    What a load of bull.

  79. SAM says:

    actually, i think he might be thinner than her now.

  80. Oneder says:

    This guy is hilarious!!! Great picture.

  81. This “Man” is Jessica Simpson, why isn’t Jessica in the poster? and why is there a man IN the poster?!?!!?

  82. darkfalls says:

    nasty

  83. smoshfan says:

    OMG its phoung!!! now do a cartwheel!!
    (smosh fans know what i’m talking about ;) )

  84. watafail89 says:

    IM SEEING DOUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

  85. Joe Bob says:

    I’d hit that.

  86. Dreamer says:

    Jessica’s really let her self go O_O

  87. tackedown says:

    obvius look-a-likes

  88. jason says:

    Sexxyy!!!

  89. queenbee999 says:

    dude!!! get a life!!! and a psychiatrist!!!


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