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  1. Anonymous says:

    I don’t sense FAIL. This looks like a deliberate joke.

    • that fail guy says:

      its not deliberate the frensh honestly dont know better lol

      • theb4ssm4n says:

        that’s Spanish idiota.

      • godfather says:

        OWNED!!!

      • ButteredToastRocks says:

        Language recognition fail

        • xavi says:

          Las instrucciones están mal si lo traduces dice: Yes correct. Not incorrect Not incorrect = correct

          • Name required says:

            Double negatives do not cancel out in Spanish. You, sir, fail.

            • Chirigami says:

              In this case they do cancel.

              “No fui a ningún lugar” (Literally: “I didn’t go to no place”)
              Means: “I didn’t go anywhere” Double negation allowed. It doesn’t cancel.

              But about adjectives…

              “No correcto” (Lit. “Non/Not correct”. Meaning also “Non/Not correct”)
              “No gracioso” (Lit. “Non/Not funny”. Meaning also “Non/Not funny”)
              “No imposible” (Lit. “Non/Not impossible”. Meaning the same)

              Double negations DO CANCEL when the “no” is negating an adjective which is already negated by a “in” (similar to “un” in english) prefix.
              Double negation does not cancel when there’s a “No” negating a verb (where it works as “Don’t” or “Didn’t” or any other negative auxiliar) and then a negative word like “nobody”, “nowhere”, “never”, etc.

              Hope the explanation is precise enough.

              *Cough*Language culture fail.*Cough*
              Good try though.

          • Chirigami says:

            Besides, it’s that they forgot the “comma”. They usually do.
            “No incorrecto” would actually MEAN “Not incorrect”. But they intended to say “No, incorrecto” which means “No, incorrect”.
            Remember: In spanish “no” both means “not” and “no”.
            You can know they forgot the comma ’cause they also forgot it in “Sí, correcto” “Yes, correct”. You can tell it’s not high quality, so… I’d expect spelling mistakes like those. (Also “Instrucciones” isn’t written “Instrucciónes”. The singular form is “Instrucción”, but the plural form has no accent at all)
            Also, they made a carriage return, so I guess that should be interpreted as a pause, a stop, or a comma, or whatever…

    • nando says:

      I’ts clearly the work of a retard since the the spanish is almost as funny as the picture itself. Somebody stop the chineses

  2. asynadak says:

    This is unbelievable if it is true!

    :)

  3. A new meaning to the term asshat!

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  4. trophyguy says:

    LOL so stupid but great!!

  5. Ughuu says:

    Haha, funny. But it looks more like a joke to me though.

  6. jdmasters says:

    But I enjoy wearing my hat on my ass.

  7. RedWhiteAndBoom says:

    it’s just Castro micro-managing the Cubans again.

  8. It looks like a guy’s crapping out a magician’s hat. “And for my next trick, I’ll pull a top hat out of my ass.”

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  9. That hilarious about the hat on the butt

  10. Dumb fail. But LOL @ #5.

  11. who? says:

    the real fail is the hat.

  12. Keelhaul says:

    Do turtle heads wear hats???????

  13. j0sh says:

    it really appears that the figure in the center is trying his damnedest to poop out the rest of that hat…

  14. Chill says:

    #19 Haha !

    I can’t believe this real ! Laughed my ass off :D

  15. Kid Choronsom says:

    Funny, but no fail.

  16. Homer says:

    Wow. Chill knew I was going to be funny before I even saw this fail. Is that a fail or a win?

  17. dakker says:

    Asshat.

  18. pjbottoms says:

    For people who can’t tell their ass from their head.

  19. sploxy says:

    wut if he lost a shoe?

  20. #9

    Thanks fake darky, nice to know that someone who doesnt have a blog and cant even think up his/her own name and so had to impersonate another person before settling on the oh-so-original “fake darky” Has a relevant opinion to my blog, unfortunately i didnt just write it to please you. Feel free to waste your freedom of speech by telling me that I FAIL.

  21. Alexis says:

    pas mal du tout ;)

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  23. gavortnik says:

    Well, it’s the Apocalypse, folks. People actually need instructions now for WEARING A HAT.

  24. #28 Wow fake darky, well where should i start, you say its ‘a little dig’ but you had insulted me before and for absolutely no reason, i found it offensive, granted, my comment was somewhat rushed, i didnt think it through, and hey. I apologise. But i still think it was uncalled for, and as for me begging for views, so bloody what? Im not forcing anybody to visit my blog, and as it pisses you off so much, ill stop. And maybe my blog isnt great, but ive only just started and im still finding my feet, and i didnt write it to please you. I write mainly for myself, and i dont have any problems with it. Now i dont know about you, but fighting via the internet (or fighting at all) is just pointless, and it goes nowhere. So im not going to bother to continue this any further. I know that your probably mature enough to do the same.

    -End-.

  25. barubaru says:

    Yes but, will it blend?

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  27. dot says:

    First crap on your hat, then step on it. Lol.

  28. I can see how one would be confused.

  29. Max says:

    Is this a futurama reference? The episode with the smart monkey that the professor created the hat for?

  30. bill says:

    they should include instructions with every hat, apparently ive been wearing mine wrong…

  31. hoi says:

    This is meant to be like that.

    It’s f-in obvious.

  32. Jens says:

    there is ni fail, maybe a reation to the instructions that come with products from the USA, my microwave instructions said: “don’t put living animals in it”.

    • Matthew says:

      No no, you read it wrong… It should have been don’t put DEAD animals in it, because that’s only a fraction of the entertainment value but the same amount of cleanup! ;)

  33. xtine says:

    A@@hat.

  34. nicole says:

    The best part is the instructions in spanish are a double negative. The first one says “correct.” The next to say “No Incorrect” – there’s not punctuation – no commas – just bad English.

    • aphexZero says:

      Instrucci(ó?)ones
      (i?)Atención
      Every ´ written by hand
      Really bad job done.
      But it’s _not_ bad english ;-)

  35. hoshiyama27 says:

    “Do not place hat on ass”

    fail

  36. Anonymous says:

    “hat does not go on ass.”

  37. haley says:

    no ass hat??
    why for not?????
    :(

  38. ashxcore says:

    “How to use your hat nine”.
    O_O
    It says “nueve” rather than “nuevo”.

  39. madcow says:

    One out of three people reccomend wearing a hat on you head.

  40. asshat says:

    No ass hat makes ass cold :(

  41. a person says:

    ass hat XD

  42. Qualynore says:

    Reminds me of a VGCats strip…

    “DURRRR! Hat goes on foot!” – Aeris

  43. The Starcow says:

    LMAHO (Laughing My AssHat Off)

  44. KASTIE says:

    hahaha and it says

    “instrucciónes” you don’t put a ó in instrucciones =/ DOUBLE FAIL.

  45. yoxi says:

    There’s a Yoruba saying: no man is so angry with his head that he wears his hat on his bottom. Used to have it written on a teeshirt – good to see the thread is not lost…

  46. someone important says:

    BUTT HAT!

  47. Lauren says:

    i found this funny. =)

  48. DarkfireTaimatsu says:

    Eureka! The hat goes on the head!

  49. Tay-Tay says:

    Oh good. SOMEONE has made instructions on how to put on a damn hat! About time!

  50. the Hermit says:

    Well in case no-one got it yet the instructions are telling you not to sit or stand on the hat. Made me lol though.

  51. jon c says:

    it looks drawn!

  52. jon c says:

    it looks drawn!!!

  53. Zombeenie says:

    Bowler Hat Crap WIN!

  54. Crux says:

    WARNING: Not an ass hat.

    Fail!

  55. alejandro says:

    actually there are quite a few fails on this instructions LOL, it has a grammar fail, if someone knows spanish well enough you can tell :P “Instrucciónes” XD palabra grave que termina en S no se acentúa hahahaha

  56. DrB says:

    It’s like a private Fail…

  57. Mookie says:

    …or it gets the hose.

  58. Seadragon says:

    Oh, now I get it! I’m no supposed to wear it on my ass!

  59. Seadragon says:

    Oh, now I get it! I’m not supposed to wear it on my ass!

  60. Greg says:

    lol it clearly says no under the last 2 pics

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  63. strawb3rrie says:

    What if I buy two? Can I wear them as shoes then?

  64. Miqueas says:

    there’s a third fail, it’s “instrucciones” and not “intrucciónes”, perhaps for you it’s not important but I speak spanish and that’s stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid

  65. Miqueas says:

    now I see that somebody had already said that, :(

  66. Tim K says:

    It said that it wasn’t meant to be worn on you ass, it never said that wasn’t a good idea, it’s a great feeling to keep your ass up to speed on fashion.

  67. ilymoar says:

    Moar liek a WIN.

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  73. haha. a man is known for not reading instruction! hehe

  74. rickCa says:

    By chance they told me! ;-)

  75. Aaron says:

    Never said I can’t put the hat on my junk…


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