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Not a win.. thats a 100 % WIN.. Finally a hat with the instruction… been taping mine to my ass for the past 5 years!!
So THAT’S why my new shoe didn’t come in a pair! And I was wondering why it had a brim on it.
I wish it said something about not putting it on my elbow… I cant get the hat off…
is that how that works
tO fAIL
I don’t sense FAIL. This looks like a deliberate joke.
its not deliberate the frensh honestly dont know better lol
that’s Spanish idiota.
OWNED!!!
Language recognition fail
Las instrucciones están mal si lo traduces dice: Yes correct. Not incorrect Not incorrect = correct
Double negatives do not cancel out in Spanish. You, sir, fail.
In this case they do cancel.
“No fui a ningún lugar” (Literally: “I didn’t go to no place”)
Means: “I didn’t go anywhere” Double negation allowed. It doesn’t cancel.
But about adjectives…
“No correcto” (Lit. “Non/Not correct”. Meaning also “Non/Not correct”)
“No gracioso” (Lit. “Non/Not funny”. Meaning also “Non/Not funny”)
“No imposible” (Lit. “Non/Not impossible”. Meaning the same)
Double negations DO CANCEL when the “no” is negating an adjective which is already negated by a “in” (similar to “un” in english) prefix.
Double negation does not cancel when there’s a “No” negating a verb (where it works as “Don’t” or “Didn’t” or any other negative auxiliar) and then a negative word like “nobody”, “nowhere”, “never”, etc.
Hope the explanation is precise enough.
*Cough*Language culture fail.*Cough*
Good try though.
Besides, it’s that they forgot the “comma”. They usually do.
“No incorrecto” would actually MEAN “Not incorrect”. But they intended to say “No, incorrecto” which means “No, incorrect”.
Remember: In spanish “no” both means “not” and “no”.
You can know they forgot the comma ’cause they also forgot it in “Sí, correcto” “Yes, correct”. You can tell it’s not high quality, so… I’d expect spelling mistakes like those. (Also “Instrucciones” isn’t written “Instrucciónes”. The singular form is “Instrucción”, but the plural form has no accent at all)
Also, they made a carriage return, so I guess that should be interpreted as a pause, a stop, or a comma, or whatever…
My head hurts
actually he is right!! yay!! XD LOL
O.o you expect me to read this?
I’ts clearly the work of a retard since the the spanish is almost as funny as the picture itself. Somebody stop the chineses
lol
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This is unbelievable if it is true!
A new meaning to the term asshat!
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LOL so stupid but great!!
Haha, funny. But it looks more like a joke to me though.
But I enjoy wearing my hat on my ass.
And I enjoy wearing a hat on my foot!
it’s just Castro micro-managing the Cubans again.
It looks like a guy’s crapping out a magician’s hat. “And for my next trick, I’ll pull a top hat out of my ass.”
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That hilarious about the hat on the butt
Dumb fail. But LOL @ #5.
the real fail is the hat.
Do turtle heads wear hats???????
it really appears that the figure in the center is trying his damnedest to poop out the rest of that hat…
#19 Haha !
I can’t believe this real ! Laughed my ass off
Funny, but no fail.
Wow. Chill knew I was going to be funny before I even saw this fail. Is that a fail or a win?
Win more than fail.
Asshat.
For people who can’t tell their ass from their head.
wut if he lost a shoe?
#9
Thanks fake darky, nice to know that someone who doesnt have a blog and cant even think up his/her own name and so had to impersonate another person before settling on the oh-so-original “fake darky” Has a relevant opinion to my blog, unfortunately i didnt just write it to please you. Feel free to waste your freedom of speech by telling me that I FAIL.
pas mal du tout
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Well, it’s the Apocalypse, folks. People actually need instructions now for WEARING A HAT.
#28 Wow fake darky, well where should i start, you say its ‘a little dig’ but you had insulted me before and for absolutely no reason, i found it offensive, granted, my comment was somewhat rushed, i didnt think it through, and hey. I apologise. But i still think it was uncalled for, and as for me begging for views, so bloody what? Im not forcing anybody to visit my blog, and as it pisses you off so much, ill stop. And maybe my blog isnt great, but ive only just started and im still finding my feet, and i didnt write it to please you. I write mainly for myself, and i dont have any problems with it. Now i dont know about you, but fighting via the internet (or fighting at all) is just pointless, and it goes nowhere. So im not going to bother to continue this any further. I know that your probably mature enough to do the same.
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Yes but, will it blend?
Win. xD
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First crap on your hat, then step on it. Lol.
I can see how one would be confused.
Is this a futurama reference? The episode with the smart monkey that the professor created the hat for?
they should include instructions with every hat, apparently ive been wearing mine wrong…
This is meant to be like that.
It’s f-in obvious.
there is ni fail, maybe a reation to the instructions that come with products from the USA, my microwave instructions said: “don’t put living animals in it”.
No no, you read it wrong… It should have been don’t put DEAD animals in it, because that’s only a fraction of the entertainment value but the same amount of cleanup!
A@@hat.
The best part is the instructions in spanish are a double negative. The first one says “correct.” The next to say “No Incorrect” – there’s not punctuation – no commas – just bad English.
Instrucci(ó?)ones
(i?)Atención
Every ´ written by hand
Really bad job done.
But it’s _not_ bad english
“Do not place hat on ass”
fail
“hat does not go on ass.”
no ass hat??
why for not?????
“How to use your hat nine”.
O_O
It says “nueve” rather than “nuevo”.
One out of three people reccomend wearing a hat on you head.
No ass hat makes ass cold
ass hat XD
Reminds me of a VGCats strip…
“DURRRR! Hat goes on foot!” – Aeris
LMAHO (Laughing My AssHat Off)
hahaha and it says
“instrucciónes” you don’t put a ó in instrucciones =/ DOUBLE FAIL.
There’s a Yoruba saying: no man is so angry with his head that he wears his hat on his bottom. Used to have it written on a teeshirt – good to see the thread is not lost…
BUTT HAT!
i found this funny. =)
Eureka! The hat goes on the head!
Oh good. SOMEONE has made instructions on how to put on a damn hat! About time!
Well in case no-one got it yet the instructions are telling you not to sit or stand on the hat. Made me lol though.
it looks drawn!
it looks drawn!!!
Bowler Hat Crap WIN!
WARNING: Not an ass hat.
Fail!
actually there are quite a few fails on this instructions LOL, it has a grammar fail, if someone knows spanish well enough you can tell
“Instrucciónes” XD palabra grave que termina en S no se acentúa hahahaha
It’s like a private Fail…
It’s like a junkie drinking the rubbing alcohol when the good stuff is used up.
Then rubbing with the moisturiser when the rubbing alcohol is used up.
…or it gets the hose.
Good, it can be used to rinse this suit, it’s a bit on the nose.
I wash my suits in sunscreen.
Oh, now I get it! I’m no supposed to wear it on my ass!
Oh, now I get it! I’m not supposed to wear it on my ass!
lol it clearly says no under the last 2 pics
I told my friend but she didn’t believe me. Now I have proof that hats don’t go on your ass! Take that!
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What if I buy two? Can I wear them as shoes then?
there’s a third fail, it’s “instrucciones” and not “intrucciónes”, perhaps for you it’s not important but I speak spanish and that’s stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid
now I see that somebody had already said that,
It said that it wasn’t meant to be worn on you ass, it never said that wasn’t a good idea, it’s a great feeling to keep your ass up to speed on fashion.
Moar liek a WIN.
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haha. a man is known for not reading instruction! hehe
By chance they told me!
Never said I can’t put the hat on my junk…