Fail, Owned and Pwn moments in pictures and videos. Share fails, pwns, and owns with the world on FAIL Blog.

More Lolz:LolcatsLoldogsLol CelebsFunny Look-AlikesLol News & PoliticsFun With ChartsNostalgic WinFail Pix & VidsEngrish

Send Fail, Pwn and Owned pics and vids to failpictures@gmail.com All posts are user-submitted. (To add text to your image, use the lol builder, then email it.)

Click to see G-Rated Pics and Movies Only

 

« Previous Strange Fail | Knievel Fail Next »


Ice Cream Fail

Thanks to Jeff for:

Incorrect credit?

Add this to your blog:
(Copy & paste code)

47 Failures in Communication »

Crok

that old man has an expression on his face like “Not again!” xD

Captain Flymo

There’s an Irish sit-com called Father Ted in which one episode, Father Jack (an iold, retired priest) keeps having his glasses stolen by crows but no one believes him. He’s just got a new pair, comes out of the shop and they get nicked, to which he mutters:

“Feckin’ bords again!”

(You need to be able to do a solid Southern Irish accent for that one).

 
 
Paper Aeroplane

that bird is well out of order! im away to get my air rifle and shoot one of the bastards clean out of the sky! every man was born with the right to enjoy a nice cold ice cream on a warm day, without some flying nazi-bird-shit-head coming along and calling shotgun on the flake! bang out of order, turns my stomach, tries my patience and definitely, without a shadow of a doubt- turns me anti-bird-psychotic-failbog-commenter-pieceofshit-asshole!

fly me then!

 
Tiberius

dont take it personally…

 
Luke

That’s also a “Black Socks with Sandals” FAIL

 
 
Keelhaul

Gramma always said “If you want something bad enough….Go out and get it!” Gull…….Win!!!!!!!
Wife buys your clothes…….Fail!!!!

 
RedWhiteAndBoom

Seagull success!!!

 
VIRGINIATECHROFL

ORANGE SKIN FAIL HAHAHAHAHA
COREA COREA COREA

 
jdmasters

I would be pissed probably chase after the bird like a mad-man but ultimately end up looking like an idiot hmm story of my life.

 
patriciaholdenmd

Birdie wants some ice cream too.

 
Frith Ra

I saw something like this in Alaska once. Differences were it was a pekingese caught by a passing eagle & the husband was laughing (in private) at the wife’s distress.

{grin}

 
MemB

I was once finished off an ice-cream on a stick and a seagull swooped down and pecked it out of my hand - paddle pop stick and all!! He swallowed the whole thing too! I hope that seagull had seriously bad indigestion afterwards…..

 
righthandgenius

the look on his face just screams “why, why me again”

righthandgenius.wordpress.com

 
Kid Choronsom

Gull win!!!
Go team bird.
The man fails cause he’s slow and old, and has socks in sandals. He lost his rank in the food chain. Good pic of victim Gull!

 
 
spinachflame

This happened to my girlfriend the last time we were at the beach — an f-ing seagull came down and swiped a potato chip out of her hand and bit her finger in the process!

Cartoons here: http://spinachflame.wordpress.com/

 
Stuff White Parents

Everything about this is a WIN! Except that guy’s shirt.

 
ggxxnubz

the bird is helping the oldman fight diabetes. God bless the bird.

Are you Gump’s Jenny in disguise?

 
Meira

This happens all the time in St. Ives, Cornwall (the UK). Its generally dangerous to leave a building with any food, over the years I’ve seen/had stolen ice creams, pasties, chips, crisps and sandwiches.

 
sir fail alot

this happend to me once… i was camping and eating crakers and some dumb ass grey jay (i think thats what its called) flew by nd stole it right out of my hand -_- i was so mad it was my last cracker to :’( lolz it was funny thow damn birds :P

 
Milly VonCupcake

When i see birds near a food place i chase them off. People always look at me strange and my excuse is that we need to keep them afraid of us ( i live inland where most birds are still scared of humans) or else they will become annoying. This photo is a case in point.

 
killskeptics

I practice my martial arts by holding up chips/bread/crackers in one hand then striking the bird with the other hand. It feeds the homeless and keeps my reflexes sharp.

It’s not wax on wax off, it’s pwn the seagull/pigeon.

 
Sleebus.Jones

Holding up alka-seltzer tablets would do a nice darwinian weeding out of those “smart” birds.

 
Keelhaul

Throwing lit M-80’s after you’ve fed em’ a few french fries helps too!

 
 
Anonymous

He must have struggled with that bird because he still has half a cone left in his hand.

 
Eladi

That guy looks like former 46ers coach George Siefert.

 
Eladi

*49ers

hehe I failed at spelling.

 
pandiopa

ese es un pajaro hambriento y osado!!!

 
Dirty Shisno

Frith Ra’s comment was win; I’d think seriously about giving away my left nut to see that happen.

 
Jacob

lol, the old man’s face.

 
 
John henry wade

I love how his face is so mild. It’s just “Eh, the fucker’s nicked it!” not, say, “HOLY SHIT what just HAPPENED.”

bdjnk

Looks resigned to the facts. Birds just steal his ice cream. Can’t be helped.

 
 
 
haley

lolz the guys like
“damn this ones goin in the failblog isnt it?”

 
Rainboww[=

Omgosh x]
I got this once with a hotdog x]

 
Moose

More like EPIC WIN for the seagull

 
Apersondude1

this is on icanhascheezburger too, with the caption kthnxbai

 
Shale

Another link in the food chain.

 
 
 
»Gâmßît F.N. îXî«

the bird probably died anyways

 
 
Jenny

Yeah, they’ll do that! One of ‘em stole my churro once when I was a kid.

 
  Go to Top
Name (required)
E-mail (required - never shown publicly)
URI
Your Comments (smaller size | larger size)



Daily Shipments of Fail via Email

Enter your email address:


Our RSS Fail


Search FAIL Blog


  • Tags

  • Pictures by Month

  • Recent Comments

    Ryannon on Peace Fail
    Deodand on AYDS Commercial Fail
    CheekyCherry on Superman Fail
    Mookie on Security Fail
    Ryannon on Peace Fail
    Bod on AYDS Commercial Fail
    jack mehoff on AYDS Commercial Fail
    Bod on AYDS Commercial Fail
    Puh on Parental Testimonial Fail
    sidney W. on AYDS Commercial Fail
  •