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  1. Max says:

    lol! FAIL.

    First!

    • Josh says:

      I believe this is actually a regular train. its running on a primitive Failway.

      • mick says:

        it is? for a second i thought it might be a maglev? then again, i’ve never really seen a real train, aside from in heratige park and in a museum, but those weren’t running anymore (obviosly)…

      • roxman1 says:

        It’s too bad it wasn’t a monorail, so it could have been called MONOFAIL.

      • Matt says:

        notice the lack of wooden or metal bars going between the rails. without those, the weight of the train would slowly push the rails apart. this is a bullet train.

        • Kunkel says:

          there are no bars between the rails, but theres no need for them because the rails are both connected to the basement concrete…

          • Some guy says:

            Also, a mag lev train DOES exert force on the track it is travelling on. Equal and opposite reaction and all that jazz.

    • RoFlMaO says:

      All aboard the fail train!

  2. Oscar ;D says:

    second!

  3. emokid says:

    third u fail all!

  4. mateus says:

    4th you all fail

  5. Jonkss says:

    5 u fail all!!!!!

  6. Fail the Mono says:

    Don’t Ask Me Silly Questions.
    I Won’t Play Silly Games.
    I’m Just a Failing Choo Choo Train and
    I’ll Always Be The Same.
    All I Want To Do Is Fail Beneath The Bright Blue Sky and
    Be a Failing Choo Choo Train Until The Day I Die

  7. mikeytherhino says:

    Fail train: boarding at a Station Near YOU!

    mikeytherhino.wordpress.com

  8. Frith Ra says:

    Hey boss! De train! de train.
    No Herve, It’s derailed.
    Railly?

  9. RedWhiteAndBoom says:

    Not to be outdone by the Bullet Train, Canadian engineers rapidly develop: The Ricochet Train

  10. failtrain! Failboats brother!

    righthandgenius.wordpress.com

    ^^squiggle

  11. Starlogic says:

    Derailfail! XD

  12. damnedgamer says:

    glitchy rails win!

  13. Linda says:

    LMAO

  14. mclassen says:

    So much for this one being on time. What do those guys on the track think they’re going to do, push it back on? And people wonder why the rail companies are in trouble.

    Check out my blog – What were they thinking?

  15. Anonymous says:

    In Japan even the trains fall asleep during travel.

  16. failblogrocks says:

    ouch. i dunno what to say on this one… i know. i’ve been someone before and i posted the funny comment. yes, i know.

  17. Dark says:

    Erm… WTF? Dude, that’s not me.

    Still, how the hell do you know me? I say “Damn, I hate typos…” quite a lot on other sites… but I don’t think I’ve said it here…

    Anyway, this is just typical. Trains always break down, especially when you really need to get on to get somewhere. Damn Murphy’s law…

  18. Will says:

    Was anyone else wishing this was a monofail?

  19. Fatman says:

    LOL look at noobs going for first, second, third, Fourth, Fifth and Sixth…. Major noobs

    Rail Fail Man…

    It must be me cause i see ppl there trying 2 push the train back into place.. Its probably just random things but i see ppl?

  20. Vaux says:

    It must not have been going very fast… anyone know where this is?

  21. George says:

    It was near Nagaoka Station in Niigata Prefecture in Japan. It happened during the Chuetsu Earthquake.

  22. spinachflame says:

    That bullet train’s got a flat tire.

    Cartoons here: http://spinachflame.wordpress.com/

  23. Lee says:

    RAIL FAIL FTW!

  24. Keelhaul says:

    weird-ass gay poetry forum…………not here.

  25. j0sh says:

    stay off the FAILROAD!

  26. Gaijin says:

    This is NOT a fail — it is a grand success! This sucker was doing over150kp when the earthquake struck. It jumped the track but stayed upright and skid to a stop. No injuries!

  27. leon says:

    commuter fail?

  28. Mina says:

    and they managed to put it back on the railway!

  29. Xmarks says:

    Shibarakuwo machikudasai.

  30. ~C says:

    Monofail

  31. Christopholous says:

    AHHHH! so that;s what happenes when everyone stands on one side of the train!!!!

  32. bOB says:

    FAIL MONORAIL.

  33. Peter says:

    MonoFAIL! lololooooo….

  34. Failer says:

    This shinkansen was ditched by earthquake.
    To my surprise, no one was injured in such accident.

  35. sakimori says:

    この写真は、大地震の揺れで、高速走行中に脱線した新幹線(その後の復旧風景)…これが、大地震の恐ろしさなのでしてね…地震に慣れっこの日本でも、こんな光景は、今まで一度も無かったのですよ……
    死者も怪我人も出なかったのは、不幸中の幸いでした…

    This photograph is the Shinkansen (subsequent restoration scenery) which is the shake of a big earthquake and derailed during high speed operation. — This is the fear of a big earthquake. — Such a spectacle did not have once in an earthquake even in accustomed Japan until now, either…. What neither the dead nor a wounded person came out of was a consolation in its misfortune. –

  36. Jacob says:

    lol theyre tryin to push it back on the rail.

    • RogueThree says:

      No, they’re trying to keep it from falling on top of them and crushing them into human pancakes.

  37. Anonymous says:

    Failboat skipper’s new gig doesn’t work out for the best … details at 11.

  38. Anonymous says:

    Seriously though, engineering win. Besides in the US, our train operators text message kids and then wipe out a couple dozen commuters on board! http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN1247424220080914

  39. Blank says:

    Welcome to the fail rail

  40. Acteon says:

    FRAIL ?

  41. scorallo says:

    MONOFAIL!

  42. jcd2012 says:

    de-rail fail!!!!!!!

  43. mandy says:

    shouldn’t it be called “Rail Fail” ?

  44. Boob says:

    I’m Pretty sure that was during an earthquake in japan and the train just derailed so it really isn’t a fail

  45. ClariPossum says:

    Wow, this REALLY makes me want to trust those magnetic type trains… LoL (haven’t a clue if this is one, but that’s the first thing that popped into my head)

  46. jesssjess1000 says:

    SOMEONES been train tipping….

  47. Zuban says:

    @Claripossum No, this is NOT a MagLev. MagLev trains are going to be safer than anything running on rails like the train in this photo: they have to be, because they will be hitting speeds exceeding 400km/h (~250mph). Read the comments: this is a bullet train and this derailment happened because of an earthquake.


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