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50 Failures in Communication »

Josh

I believe this is actually a regular train. its running on a primitive Failway.

mick

it is? for a second i thought it might be a maglev? then again, i’ve never really seen a real train, aside from in heratige park and in a museum, but those weren’t running anymore (obviosly)…

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Fail the Mono

Don’t Ask Me Silly Questions.
I Won’t Play Silly Games.
I’m Just a Failing Choo Choo Train and
I’ll Always Be The Same.
All I Want To Do Is Fail Beneath The Bright Blue Sky and
Be a Failing Choo Choo Train Until The Day I Die

LoLFail

OMG! Where do you people get this stuff?!

 
Anonymous

Dark Tower reference WIN!

 
 
mikeytherhino

Fail train: boarding at a Station Near YOU!

mikeytherhino.wordpress.com

 
Frith Ra

Hey boss! De train! de train.
No Herve, It’s derailed.
Railly?

 
RedWhiteAndBoom

Not to be outdone by the Bullet Train, Canadian engineers rapidly develop: The Ricochet Train

 
righthandgenius

failtrain! Failboats brother!

righthandgenius.wordpress.com

^^squiggle

 
 
damnedgamer

glitchy rails win!

 
 
mclassen

So much for this one being on time. What do those guys on the track think they’re going to do, push it back on? And people wonder why the rail companies are in trouble.

Check out my blog - What were they thinking?

 
 
Anonymous

In Japan even the trains fall asleep during travel.

 
failblogrocks

ouch. i dunno what to say on this one… i know. i’ve been someone before and i posted the funny comment. yes, i know.

 
Dark

Erm… WTF? Dude, that’s not me.

Still, how the hell do you know me? I say “Damn, I hate typos…” quite a lot on other sites… but I don’t think I’ve said it here…

Anyway, this is just typical. Trains always break down, especially when you really need to get on to get somewhere. Damn Murphy’s law…

 
Will

Was anyone else wishing this was a monofail?

 
Fatman

LOL look at noobs going for first, second, third, Fourth, Fifth and Sixth…. Major noobs

Rail Fail Man…

It must be me cause i see ppl there trying 2 push the train back into place.. Its probably just random things but i see ppl?

 
Vaux

It must not have been going very fast… anyone know where this is?

 
George

It was near Nagaoka Station in Niigata Prefecture in Japan. It happened during the Chuetsu Earthquake.

 
spinachflame

That bullet train’s got a flat tire.

Cartoons here: http://spinachflame.wordpress.com/

 
 
Keelhaul

weird-ass gay poetry forum…………not here.

 
j0sh

stay off the FAILROAD!

 
Gaijin

This is NOT a fail — it is a grand success! This sucker was doing over150kp when the earthquake struck. It jumped the track but stayed upright and skid to a stop. No injuries!

 
 
Mina

and they managed to put it back on the railway!

 
Xmarks

Shibarakuwo machikudasai.

Anonymous

Shibaraku o-machi kudasai is more like it.

 
 
 
Christopholous

AHHHH! so that;s what happenes when everyone stands on one side of the train!!!!

 
 
Peter

MonoFAIL! lololooooo….

 
Failer

This shinkansen was ditched by earthquake.
To my surprise, no one was injured in such accident.

 
sakimori

この写真は、大地震の揺れで、高速走行中に脱線した新幹線(その後の復旧風景)…これが、大地震の恐ろしさなのでしてね…地震に慣れっこの日本でも、こんな光景は、今まで一度も無かったのですよ……
死者も怪我人も出なかったのは、不幸中の幸いでした…

This photograph is the Shinkansen (subsequent restoration scenery) which is the shake of a big earthquake and derailed during high speed operation. — This is the fear of a big earthquake. — Such a spectacle did not have once in an earthquake even in accustomed Japan until now, either…. What neither the dead nor a wounded person came out of was a consolation in its misfortune. –

 
Jacob

lol theyre tryin to push it back on the rail.

RogueThree

No, they’re trying to keep it from falling on top of them and crushing them into human pancakes.

 
 
Anonymous

Failboat skipper’s new gig doesn’t work out for the best … details at 11.

 
Anonymous

Seriously though, engineering win. Besides in the US, our train operators text message kids and then wipe out a couple dozen commuters on board! http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN1247424220080914

 
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