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  1. strictlyhetero says:

    did he urinate?

    1st

  2. timfoote says:

    oh, my, god. that poor little bastard. i hope he’s alright, lol.

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  3. i used to have that exact same football, but i never did THAT!

    Football fail. But its a win for karate!

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    “FTWWTFBBQBRBGTFOSHUD…..?

  4. johnny says:

    a catch maybe? lol

  5. Someone says:

    Nice catch… Not really. Read below:

    Kid: Dad, I’m going to be a football player.
    Dad: Really, show me what you’ve got!
    Kid: Alright, toss me the ball!
    Dad: (tosses) There.
    Kid: Ow!
    Dad: Yeah, forget what I said about football player.

  6. I love it!! Why’s the kid headbutting the planet earth?

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  7. How about Shoe Fail?

  8. RedWhiteAndBoom says:

    Some people should never have kids.

  9. the coach says:

    Lower kiddo! lower!

  10. Diego Maradonna says:

    That ees Skiiiiilll

  11. That’s a sneaker WIN!

  12. Mr. Shiny says:

    I’ve done that before, minus the football. Just *wham* knee to the face.

    Take that, Karate Kid!

  13. hwp says:

    I believe it’s called “soccer,” you european b@stards.

    • "european b@stard" says:

      well seeing that the us is about the only country to call it soccer, and just about all other countries that play the sport call it football, I believe it’s called “football”. also, it’s rude to call people b@sterds for calling something different. and we invented the sport so shut your gob.

      • mick says:

        yeah, i’m american and i always thought it was stupid how we call a sport in which you use your hands more than your feet “football”, and a sport where you mainly use your feet, soccer. i used to think it would work better the other way around, and that was before i even knew that everyone except the u.s. has always had it that way. what american came up with switching it around? he/she should definately get the fail award. ;oP

    • Apersondude1 says:

      I’m from the US, and I really hate it when others from the US start flame wars over whether it’s soccer or football. There are plenty of instances on youtube where I wish I didn’t have to share the same nationality with the people who post things like “OMFG ITS SOCCER NOT FOOTBALL U N00BZ!!!1!one!!11!1!!”

      Seriously, learn some respect for people outside the US (yes, there is a world outside our failing government and economy)

    • farrex says:

      emmm havent u noted that the real and original name is football it was called right that years before u called soccer and u started calling american football football when only for one thing u use ur foot with the ball…. and havent u noted u were the only stupids that started calling soccer???

  14. Reuben says:

    Actually – we invented ‘Football’ not ‘Soccer’ so you Fail.

    • eirn_mcgee says:

      hell yeah we did!

      u tools only called it soccer cos u already used the name football for a sport in which u mainly use your HANDS to interact with the ball, LOL fuckin tards!

    • bdjnk says:

      And I invented Failball. Which is clearly what this kid is playing. So you Fail.

      • titaniumspork19 says:

        Who wants to play Calvinball?

        • mick says:

          YESSS!!! i’ve always wanted to play that, but havn’t had enough people. my sister and brother played it with me once, but now we’re all in highschool and have apparently “outgrown” calvin and hobbes. Life with responsibilities sucks. i miss childhood…

  15. Homer says:

    Not only is that soccer, but that is a pretty stupid soccer ball. This kid has no chance in life. He should just give up now and start to learn to wash dishes.

  16. emokid says:

    i’m the real first, all other fail so hard that they should die by sword!

  17. thisisepisode666 says:

    emokid go die no one likes you

  18. Niklas says:

    By closer look u see, this kid fails in every way u can imagine…

  19. dudedude says:

    lol…..OMG its the ultamate fail!!!!!

  20. Anonymous says:

    Football is only called “soccer” where people play American Football instead. American Football should rather be called American Rugby. Or Rugby for Sissies because of the silly protection gear.

  21. Dark says:

    Anon, American Football (I don’t know what the other name is) is a lot more violent. You don’t see rugby players getting flipped into the air during a tackle.

    • wolfe says:

      you dont see american football players with broken noses and cauliflour ears – trying to be tough fail for you sir

  22. Keelhaul says:

    football rugby soccer fooseball england usa brazil austrailia better worse sissies pansies tough guys blah blah blah blip bleep bloop FAIL FAIL FAIL!!!!!!
    Directions to sports forum………..not here!!!!!

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  24. hwp says:

    Starting an Amerofag vs. Eurofag flamewar = epic WIN.

  25. Sunflower says:

    I put this on Headshot Overload :)

  26. haley says:

    aww preciously sad fail

  27. Lola says:

    So messed up to make fun of a little kid…he will get better at stuff :0)

  28. Fence says:

    eye on the ball kid >:O

  29. PutDeodorantOn says:

    .. That isn’t a football or soccer ball.

    It’s just an inflatable ball.

  30. Anastasia says:

    Flexibility – WIN!

  31. Anastasia says:

    Flexibility – WIN

  32. Lord Reginald says:

    BOOM! HEADSHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. Coal says:

    Hey, that’s a basque-like house! Is the picture taken around Bayonne?

  34. stfu says:

    Captioning this as “football’ when it’s clearly a round kiddie kickball… fail.

  35. Anonymous says:

    “Someone” said:
    “Nice catch… Not really. Read below:

    Kid: Dad, I’m going to be a football player.
    Dad: Really, show me what you’ve got!
    Kid: Alright, toss me the ball!
    Dad: (tosses) There.
    Kid: Ow!
    Dad: Yeah, forget what I said about football player.”
    FUCKING IDIOT. THE DAD DIDN’T SAY SHIT

  36. Pokii says:

    That’s CLEARLY not a football…

    FAIL

  37. LD0ne says:

    DID HE PEE HIS PANTS 2?? WTF

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  39. georgia says:

    i read this and was about to say title fail. haha american fail on my part.

  40. JOSEF BLAH BLAH says:

    :O

  41. JOSEF BLAH BLAH says:

    :EVIL

  42. Megaton Dennis says:

    Much as I dislike the title soccer, there is reason for it, football was originally called association football, and rugby was known as rugby football. Rugby is sometimes shortened to rugger and some chose to shorten the association to soccer.

  43. 6b616e says:

    photoshopped!!!!!!111



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