Kid: Dad, I’m going to be a football player.
Dad: Really, show me what you’ve got!
Kid: Alright, toss me the ball!
Dad: (tosses) There.
Kid: Ow!
Dad: Yeah, forget what I said about football player.
well seeing that the us is about the only country to call it soccer, and just about all other countries that play the sport call it football, I believe it’s called “football”. also, it’s rude to call people b@sterds for calling something different. and we invented the sport so shut your gob.
yeah, i’m american and i always thought it was stupid how we call a sport in which you use your hands more than your feet “football”, and a sport where you mainly use your feet, soccer. i used to think it would work better the other way around, and that was before i even knew that everyone except the u.s. has always had it that way. what american came up with switching it around? he/she should definately get the fail award. ;oP
I’m from the US, and I really hate it when others from the US start flame wars over whether it’s soccer or football. There are plenty of instances on youtube where I wish I didn’t have to share the same nationality with the people who post things like “OMFG ITS SOCCER NOT FOOTBALL U N00BZ!!!1!one!!11!1!!”
Seriously, learn some respect for people outside the US (yes, there is a world outside our failing government and economy)
emmm havent u noted that the real and original name is football it was called right that years before u called soccer and u started calling american football football when only for one thing u use ur foot with the ball…. and havent u noted u were the only stupids that started calling soccer???
u tools only called it soccer cos u already used the name football for a sport in which u mainly use your HANDS to interact with the ball, LOL fuckin tards!
YESSS!!! i’ve always wanted to play that, but havn’t had enough people. my sister and brother played it with me once, but now we’re all in highschool and have apparently “outgrown” calvin and hobbes. Life with responsibilities sucks. i miss childhood…
Not only is that soccer, but that is a pretty stupid soccer ball. This kid has no chance in life. He should just give up now and start to learn to wash dishes.
Football is only called “soccer” where people play American Football instead. American Football should rather be called American Rugby. Or Rugby for Sissies because of the silly protection gear.
Anon, American Football (I don’t know what the other name is) is a lot more violent. You don’t see rugby players getting flipped into the air during a tackle.
“Someone” said:
“Nice catch… Not really. Read below:
Kid: Dad, I’m going to be a football player.
Dad: Really, show me what you’ve got!
Kid: Alright, toss me the ball!
Dad: (tosses) There.
Kid: Ow!
Dad: Yeah, forget what I said about football player.”
FUCKING IDIOT. THE DAD DIDN’T SAY SHIT
Much as I dislike the title soccer, there is reason for it, football was originally called association football, and rugby was known as rugby football. Rugby is sometimes shortened to rugger and some chose to shorten the association to soccer.
did he urinate?
1st
What a baller
oh, my, god. that poor little bastard. i hope he’s alright, lol.
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Hand-eye coordination is definitely not his strong suit.
He learned a kick-ass karate kick, though
i used to have that exact same football, but i never did THAT!
Football fail. But its a win for karate!
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“FTWWTFBBQBRBGTFOSHUD…..?
a catch maybe? lol
Nice catch… Not really. Read below:
Kid: Dad, I’m going to be a football player.
Dad: Really, show me what you’ve got!
Kid: Alright, toss me the ball!
Dad: (tosses) There.
Kid: Ow!
Dad: Yeah, forget what I said about football player.
I love it!! Why’s the kid headbutting the planet earth?
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How about Shoe Fail?
Some people should never have kids.
Lower kiddo! lower!
That ees Skiiiiilll
That’s a sneaker WIN!
I’ve done that before, minus the football. Just *wham* knee to the face.
Take that, Karate Kid!
I believe it’s called “soccer,” you european b@stards.
well seeing that the us is about the only country to call it soccer, and just about all other countries that play the sport call it football, I believe it’s called “football”. also, it’s rude to call people b@sterds for calling something different. and we invented the sport so shut your gob.
yeah, i’m american and i always thought it was stupid how we call a sport in which you use your hands more than your feet “football”, and a sport where you mainly use your feet, soccer. i used to think it would work better the other way around, and that was before i even knew that everyone except the u.s. has always had it that way. what american came up with switching it around? he/she should definately get the fail award. ;oP
I’m from the US, and I really hate it when others from the US start flame wars over whether it’s soccer or football. There are plenty of instances on youtube where I wish I didn’t have to share the same nationality with the people who post things like “OMFG ITS SOCCER NOT FOOTBALL U N00BZ!!!1!one!!11!1!!”
Seriously, learn some respect for people outside the US (yes, there is a world outside our failing government and economy)
THANK YOU.
win for eloquent response.
emmm havent u noted that the real and original name is football it was called right that years before u called soccer and u started calling american football football when only for one thing u use ur foot with the ball…. and havent u noted u were the only stupids that started calling soccer???
Actually – we invented ‘Football’ not ‘Soccer’ so you Fail.
hell yeah we did!
u tools only called it soccer cos u already used the name football for a sport in which u mainly use your HANDS to interact with the ball, LOL fuckin tards!
And I invented Failball. Which is clearly what this kid is playing. So you Fail.
Who wants to play Calvinball?
YESSS!!! i’ve always wanted to play that, but havn’t had enough people. my sister and brother played it with me once, but now we’re all in highschool and have apparently “outgrown” calvin and hobbes. Life with responsibilities sucks. i miss childhood…
Not only is that soccer, but that is a pretty stupid soccer ball. This kid has no chance in life. He should just give up now and start to learn to wash dishes.
i’m the real first, all other fail so hard that they should die by sword!
emokid go die no one likes you
By closer look u see, this kid fails in every way u can imagine…
lol…..OMG its the ultamate fail!!!!!
Football is only called “soccer” where people play American Football instead. American Football should rather be called American Rugby. Or Rugby for Sissies because of the silly protection gear.
Anon, American Football (I don’t know what the other name is) is a lot more violent. You don’t see rugby players getting flipped into the air during a tackle.
you dont see american football players with broken noses and cauliflour ears – trying to be tough fail for you sir
football rugby soccer fooseball england usa brazil austrailia better worse sissies pansies tough guys blah blah blah blip bleep bloop FAIL FAIL FAIL!!!!!!
Directions to sports forum………..not here!!!!!
lol COMMENT FIVE!
Fooseball? Try fußball.
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Starting an Amerofag vs. Eurofag flamewar = epic WIN.
I put this on Headshot Overload
aww preciously sad fail
So messed up to make fun of a little kid…he will get better at stuff :0)
eye on the ball kid >:O
.. That isn’t a football or soccer ball.
It’s just an inflatable ball.
Flexibility – WIN!
Flexibility – WIN
BOOM! HEADSHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, that’s a basque-like house! Is the picture taken around Bayonne?
Captioning this as “football’ when it’s clearly a round kiddie kickball… fail.
“Someone” said:
“Nice catch… Not really. Read below:
Kid: Dad, I’m going to be a football player.
Dad: Really, show me what you’ve got!
Kid: Alright, toss me the ball!
Dad: (tosses) There.
Kid: Ow!
Dad: Yeah, forget what I said about football player.”
FUCKING IDIOT. THE DAD DIDN’T SAY SHIT
That’s CLEARLY not a football…
FAIL
DID HE PEE HIS PANTS 2?? WTF
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i read this and was about to say title fail. haha american fail on my part.
:O
:EVIL
http://failblog.org/2008/05/10/football-fail/#comment-456730 GO
Much as I dislike the title soccer, there is reason for it, football was originally called association football, and rugby was known as rugby football. Rugby is sometimes shortened to rugger and some chose to shorten the association to soccer.
photoshopped!!!!!!111
Uuuhmm…that’s a ball. Not a football
That is not a football. It’s a soccer ball though. A football is much more aerodynamic.