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» 94 Failures in Communication

  1. Bill says:

    Don’t feed the whale!

  2. your mom says:

    haha

  3. Tom says:

    That hurts.

  4. Scott says:

    Should have been titled Whale Fail!

  5. I like how she is kicking up one leg like it is a romantic movie kiss!

    http://www.caroftheday.org

  6. Frith Ra says:

    So … what happens next?

  7. landon says:

    nom nom nom nom nom

  8. ashley says:

    hasent this allready been posted?

  9. mikeytherhino says:

    If you don’t Feed The Whales, you Swims wit da fishes! NEXT TIME GET HERE ON TIME, YA JOIK!

    mikeytherhino.wordpress.com

  10. Homer says:

    I think this is a WIN for the whale.

  11. “Fuck fish, im going for the blonde!”

    righthandgenius.wordpress.com

    “free for all!

  12. Matt Shafer says:

    shoe traction fail..

  13. Ronnie says:

    I’d call that a win for the whale!

    Nice to see we’re getting updated once more

  14. mynameis... says:

    om nom nom! yummy….

  15. RedWhiteAndBoom says:

    How many blondes does it take to feed a beluga?

  16. Pester says:

    The legs look like a photoshop.

  17. fast4 says:

    “So THATS where I lost my watch.”

  18. PandasOs says:

    they warned him about the flash photography

  19. Milly VonCupcake says:

    it’s a ” cosplaying as crocodile dundee” fail.

  20. Kid Choronsom says:

    I would like to make you aware of a fact that makes this an even bigger fail.
    The breath of a Beluga whale has an INCREADABLY bad smell due to its diet. Apparently worse than a skunk`s anus

  21. dorion55 says:

    Is it hungry?
    Hrmm…yummy.. :)

  22. Dark says:

    Dude, you just proved that you know nothing. It’s not a skunk’s arse that stinks, it’s a seperate set of glands that make the skunk-spray.

    Anyway…

    “Hey, are you okay?”

    “Yeah, I’m fine, my legs just kick out like this for fun!”

  23. Anonymous says:

    Possibly your single most awesome fail ever.

  24. fatman says:

    lol

    “I can’t believe we just did that… The stuff i said about spending time with u? i just remembered im a bit busy so ill catch u later”

    Whale Fail!

  25. cranky says:

    I can’t stop laughing at your blog – fantastic!!!

  26. “forget fish im going for the blonde!”

    righthandgenius.wordpress.com

    “free love 4 all!

    (my older comment is awaiting moderation, due to swearing, so i edited this one, youre welcome leechio)

  27. Chris says:

    Actually, this should not be titled “Sea World Fail” but “Zoo Duisburg Fail”, since the picture originated in the Duisburg Zoo in Germany. But it’s fun anyway ;-)

  28. he wants to spend three days in the belly of that whale.

    http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com

  29. ianbolton says:

    So did this person still have a head afterwards? Thats the main point i guess

  30. Dark says:

    No, the person died. Then the whale died of indigestion.

  31. Homer says:

    So if a skunk’s ass (we are not in Scotland) does not stink, does it smell like roses? It might not stink as much as the scent gland, but I am sure it stinks. Putdown FAIL

  32. w_a_h_o_o12345 says:

    FAIL!

  33. LP says:

    Sea World, and eat it.

  34. Captain Obvious says:

    Whale likes getting head from blondes.

  35. drkshadow17 says:

    OMG! thses pics are FUNNY!

  36. mclassen says:

    Tastes like tuna! I guess it’s better than putting your head in a lion’s mouth.

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  37. Volpeculus says:

    Needs more failure.

  38. spinachflame says:

    I think the albino dolphin thought her head was a volleyball.

    Cartoons here: http://spinachflame.wordpress.com/

  39. Paper Aeroplane says:

    im in scotland homer :(

  40. Mickey says:

    More Bob Saget? Meh.

  41. maninthemoon says:

    Haha bucket head.

  42. Mom says:

    Proof that Beluga’s do, indeed, eat anything they can fit into their mouths.

    http://www.momstop.blogspot.com

  43. ctd says:

    That hurt.

    You people suck.

  44. Kid Choronsom says:

    #36 Thanks Homer! =)

    #26 HAHAHA. You are a big fail. I have a degree in biology. The skunk have two scent glands located on either side of the ANUS. And even if that wasn’t true, a skunk’s anus would still smell bad….CAUSE IT’S AN ANUS!

  45. tiradesqueen says:

    gosh!!! this is so hilarious

  46. Dark says:

    Sorry about that, I realise I was being an idiot. Well, that’s what happens when you post while half-asleep…

  47. Keelhaul says:

    I can haz blonde marine biology student??????

  48. Dark says:

    Who, me? I’m not a biology student, or blonde. I just have too much blood in my caffiene system.

  49. Homer says:

    Fifty Second!!!!

  50. Captain Obvious says:

    Homer!!! X/

  51. Homer says:

    Aeroplane, if you’re in Scotland, you can say “arse”.

    If it’s not Scottish, it’s CRAP!!

  52. strictlyhetero says:

    smells like fish, but it tastes like chicken!

  53. So belugas crave human flesh? Raffi never mentioned *that* in the song.

  54. Kid Choronsom says:

    Beluga whales comunicate with face expressions. This specimen however is blind. On the picture he is reading beluga-braille

  55. paulc says:

    pssst… I knows where bucket is…

  56. lol says:

    I LOL’D SO FUCKING HARD LOL!

  57. Anonymous says:

    That’s no fail, it’s a NOM.

  58. Dark says:

    Hey, that’s not me. Don’t use my name.

  59. Dark says:

    Hence, the weird blue avatar that the site seems to have given me.

  60. dudedude says:

    she looks like shes having a whale of a time!!

  61. Kid Choronsom says:

    No worries real Dark.
    Fake Dark you failed!

  62. Dark says:

    Thanks for that Kid.

  63. me says:

    he just wanted a lil head

  64. Mike says:

    That is not fail, but sesion hat

  65. Christopholous says:

    that is either a) anorexic whale or b) FAT!!!!! dolphin!

  66. bOB says:

    OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

  67. elliott says:

    PWND!

  68. ob says:

    people heads… people heads
    rollie pollie people heads
    people heads… people heads
    eat them up… yum

  69. Jesse B. says:

    Whale fail chew toy….

  70. Gustav says:

    SOOOO FAKE…. That is sad

  71. DC says:

    Sea World must be suing…the photo is no longer available.

  72. lolavocado says:

    personal space fail.

  73. Francy says:

    Like someone else said, that’s not Sea World, that’s Duisburg. That’s a “whale kiss”, and it’s part of the beluga show they used to have. That whale, Ferdinand, is now happily living (hopefully… he should be around 36 now!) in the San Diego Sea World with 3 beluga whale females.

    • Plark says:

      True, I’ve been one of the children that got to stick their head in his mouth. The breath actually wasn’t all too smelly, but the teeth did hurt a bit. Anyway, I’m still alive, and I’m not permanently damaged – I hope. Too bad the blonde wasn’t there though. Must’ve been about 12 years ago by now.

  74. sandstorm511 says:

    no worries, happens ALL THE TIME.

  75. wakenblake says:

    this looks very photoshopped, not saying it wouldn’t happen, but llok at her torso/legs.. it looks very fake.

  76. FordPrefect says:

    Poor whale….it has no way of knowing where that thing has been….

  77. Pokii says:

    Oh GOD! That’s one of my worst nightmares come to life! XD

  78. no need for name says:

    you are correct there! XD

  79. me :D says:

    “Thats non of your buisness punk!”

  80. Chadlee says:

    This is obviously a fake.



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