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  1. hahaha bombs away!

    righthandgenius.wordpress.com

    ^^ free puppies all round!

  2. Sploxy says:

    ah the fainting walrus dive an instant classic!

  3. seth says:

    thats like me swimming freshman year

  4. Sebastian says:

    lol….he is a special pro diver! Thats a new unknown attack!

    visit my homepage :-)

  5. RedWhiteAndBoom says:

    That must have hurt…for the water

  6. sweetnesscassblog says:

    the scene after:

    news reporter:

    today in (location^) there was a tsunami. we don’t know what caused it, but there’s one specific theory. a big, fat, pregnant man. both him and the baby died.

    • daniel says:

      naaa. it would show a story line:
      “watch me jump into the pool mommy!”
      Next day: “There were no survivors…”

  7. Hope there’s no one under him.

  8. mikeytherhino says:

    there ain’t gonna be any water left in the pool after the Land Whale Hits the Water!

    mikeytherhino.wordpress.com

  9. Adam says:

    If that is a failed dive, it is certainly a successful belly flop. But I don’t think he can have it both ways…

  10. Homer says:

    Santa?

  11. Matt Shafer says:

    more like Diet Fail!

  12. AnonhatesSci says:

    soak city. it’s going to hurt when he hits the cement, there won’t be any water left.

  13. The The The says:

    Why do all the fatties have to wear speedo’s?! There’s a “fasion fail” there too

  14. Chris says:

    Is it the diving man failing, or the woman next to him that’s about to fail?

  15. Vitor says:

    OMFG… Willy!

    Looks like .. xD

    * For the Fail Blog adm: may i put your blog on my ‘top blogs’? I realy love it… .

    visit my blog, is in portuguese but, leave a coment… i will link you… Ty.. .

  16. Faintly Macabre says:

    Pool filtering system FAIL with all that hair…

  17. Vasya says:

    He is fucken fat and you all fucken stupid

  18. Pat says:

    Hahaha. Santa goes out for a dive.

  19. Christopher says:

    Hi, this image is a commercial photo distributed by GettyImage. I have seen it on a German platform last week. Please remove it or the GettyImage lawyers will contact you … and this might be expensive…

    Regards,
    Christopher

  20. Christopher says:

    Hi, this image is a commercial photo distributed by GettyImage. I have seen it on a German platform last week. Please remove it or the GettyImage lawyers will contact you … and this might be expensive…

    Regards,
    Christopher

  21. Dark says:

    What the hell are you on about? You are a fool, you are so unconvincing that you fail almost as much as this guy.

    I love it when photographers have such perfect timing…

  22. Christopher says:

    This image is a commercial picture distributed by GettyImage.com . Please remove it.

  23. Dark says:

    Chris, this is the Internet. Nobody will believee you without proof.

  24. fatman says:

    LOL at christopher… Calm down u n00b lol…

    Man look at the millions of ppl who turned up to see the dive of the century…

    Reports just in 100 die in tsunami located when fat pregnant man dives into water… largest tsunami to hit america

  25. Dark says:

    Noob indeed. Try experiencing the Internet before telling site owners what to do.

  26. loving the people on the balcony looking over just like “thank god were all the way up here!”

  27. christopher = legal fail

    Failblog makes no money and as a result a copyright claim cannot be made, distribution rights ftw!

  28. Are these pictures real?

  29. Dark says:

    Plus, I doubt GettyImages is even real. Someone google it for me please, cause 1) I’m busy, and ned to get moving. 2) I can’t be bothered to wait for this pc o take forever loading google. 3) I really need to go.

    Thanks,
    -Dark-

    • spectre514 says:

      its real, its crappy, but as long as failblog makes no money off of the picture, or claims it as their own, there is no lawsuit. probably a user on the website who saw it and thought he would be all “righteous” n00b

  30. Dark says:

    Yes, these pics are real. Ignore teh idiots who keep saying “OMG SHOPPED” because tehy are “special”.

  31. mikeytherhino says:

    i actually went and looked at getty images. this pic isn’t there. only took a minute. searched “dive” “funny” in both creative and editorial images searches. nothing.

    Getty’s real. Chris is the fraud.

    mikeytherhino.wordpress.com

  32. Dark says:

    Good for him. And thanks Mikey.

  33. Swiftest says:

    Besides, any “legal” issue would be taken up directly with the site owners, not on a comment on the picture itself. Lame.

    However, this pic is awesome – you really can’t get tired of fat men “diving” into pools.

  34. sufferpuppet says:

    Dad?

  35. LP says:

    OBESITY SUCCESS!

  36. LionBear says:

    The guy is pretty cute, indeed! I wish I could take his speedo with my teeth! Anyone knows how to contact him?

  37. ilovehertodeath says:

    thats my bos!!!

  38. Terrie says:

    I’d say he’s at the point of no return, wouldn’t you?

  39. Keelhaul says:

    There should be a weight limit for speedos………

  40. Dark says:

    @Terrie: Do you mean his weight, or his dive?

  41. spinachflame says:

    That’s more of a “push off and hope you don’t smack” than a dive.

    Cartoons here: http://spinachflame.wordpress.com/

  42. fn says:

    water entry angle fail.

  43. pjbottoms says:

    This must be the pregnant man everyone has been talking about.

  44. fatman says:

    LOL at #47 i think he means both

  45. Dakker says:

    He’s a pass. Fat and does’t give a fuk The fail are the bikini boys in the background feeling insecure.

  46. maryanna says:

    I love guys in speedos – even old, hairy fat guys are better in speedos than young fashion slaves who insist on wearing baggy capri pants to the pool or beach.

    • chrishby says:

      I so disagree. This is a total Speedo Fail in my book. And I rather like the baggies if the body emerging from the ends is nice. Leaves more to the imagination.

  47. bob says:

    shoulda said “Whale” or “Wail”

  48. leesidestory says:

    ouch! that looks harsh!

  49. Cazmonster says:

    DEATH FROM ABOVE SUCCESS!

  50. dudedude says:

    lol everone is being sensible and leaving the pool………good idea!!!!

  51. Dark says:

    VERY good idea… I think that pool might need a serious amount of cleaning when he lands…

  52. Caimera says:

    Damn man i feel sorry for that woman in the pool she wont survive that tidal wave thats comin her way XD

  53. Killah112 says:

    There must be a hundred fails in this picture, but now, i can’t think of any.

  54. Christopholous says:

    omg! hiss belly + boobs, look like a snout!!!!!!! He’s POSSESSED!!!!!

  55. val says:

    pas trop beau toute suite

  56. Sydnee says:

    hmm, a better caption: How Santa Spends His Summers

    i would hate to be the guy anywhere NEAR him though!

  57. epicfail says:

    epic splash win!

  58. Rory says:

    this is actually at bondi beach, sydney, and i’ve seen the guy there before. he swims all the time, the fat bastard. didn’t know he could dive though.

  59. The Starcow says:

    Looks like a gravity WIN to me. :D

  60. Casie says:

    Bringing “belly flop” to a whole new level.

  61. Ryan says:

    Pictured also: swimsuit coverage fail.

  62. Pauly says:

    lady behind him must be like “get under get under dive dive!”

  63. mike desimone says:

    that is how HURRICANE KATRINA began ladies and gentlemen

  64. FrostFreeze says:

    Kind of looks like Santa..

  65. Aimee says:

    lolz. about to fail.

  66. hi says:

    probably a photoshop

    and frostfreeze, you are right, i does look like santa

  67. hi says:

    oops! typo! i meant to say IT does look like Santa

  68. Time4fun says:

    Ugh… Belly flop ftw?

  69. thistle says:

    cue the riff from “wipe out”

  70. Deathmagick says:

    I Kinda Feel Sorry for the Pool…
    Just Think of All The Water he Just Killed..

  71. V says:

    This is much more of a Speedo fail than anything else. *unsettling shiver*

  72. dwalk says:

    oh yea another hurricane Katrina thats lovely

  73. Hi hi says:

    Say bibi 2 all teh watah

  74. failinator says:

    he must have emptied it

  75. Tina Fey says:

    So this is wat santa does over the summer….

  76. toby says:

    Hey, at least he’s gonna get something to eat at the end.

  77. Cheryl says:

    Isn’t this the same pool where Tom Cruise’s character lost his son in the film “Minority Report”? I haven’t watched it in a while, but I immediately felt like I recognized the place…..am I right, or just crazy? ;)

  78. utah beef says:

    any water left after the dive?


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