today in (location^) there was a tsunami. we don’t know what caused it, but there’s one specific theory. a big, fat, pregnant man. both him and the baby died.
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Plus, I doubt GettyImages is even real. Someone google it for me please, cause 1) I’m busy, and ned to get moving. 2) I can’t be bothered to wait for this pc o take forever loading google. 3) I really need to go.
its real, its crappy, but as long as failblog makes no money off of the picture, or claims it as their own, there is no lawsuit. probably a user on the website who saw it and thought he would be all “righteous” n00b
i actually went and looked at getty images. this pic isn’t there. only took a minute. searched “dive” “funny” in both creative and editorial images searches. nothing.
I love guys in speedos – even old, hairy fat guys are better in speedos than young fashion slaves who insist on wearing baggy capri pants to the pool or beach.
I so disagree. This is a total Speedo Fail in my book. And I rather like the baggies if the body emerging from the ends is nice. Leaves more to the imagination.
Isn’t this the same pool where Tom Cruise’s character lost his son in the film “Minority Report”? I haven’t watched it in a while, but I immediately felt like I recognized the place…..am I right, or just crazy?
hahaha bombs away!
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^^ free puppies all round!
this is one of the few that doesn’t say first at the top high five
First, what now, huh?
everyone in the back stares at him. awesome.
SOMEONE GET THE HARPOONS!
heehee santa swims again
Lol I was about to say that. Win!
High-four man! Also that’s going to to one hell-of-a belly-bomb.
ah the fainting walrus dive an instant classic!
b-b-b-baaad thing.. ^___>
thats like me swimming freshman year
lol….he is a special pro diver! Thats a new unknown attack!
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That must have hurt…for the water
About to fail.
the scene after:
news reporter:
today in (location^) there was a tsunami. we don’t know what caused it, but there’s one specific theory. a big, fat, pregnant man. both him and the baby died.
naaa. it would show a story line:
“watch me jump into the pool mommy!”
Next day: “There were no survivors…”
Hope there’s no one under him.
there won’t be after he lands
there ain’t gonna be any water left in the pool after the Land Whale Hits the Water!
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If that is a failed dive, it is certainly a successful belly flop. But I don’t think he can have it both ways…
Santa?
my thought
more like Diet Fail!
soak city. it’s going to hurt when he hits the cement, there won’t be any water left.
Why do all the fatties have to wear speedo’s?! There’s a “fasion fail” there too
LMAO
Is it the diving man failing, or the woman next to him that’s about to fail?
OMFG… Willy!
Looks like .. xD
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Pool filtering system FAIL with all that hair…
He is fucken fat and you all fucken stupid
and you FAIL at english and spelling……and timing
Back at you, byotch.
Hahaha. Santa goes out for a dive.
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Christopher
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Regards,
Christopher
What the hell are you on about? You are a fool, you are so unconvincing that you fail almost as much as this guy.
I love it when photographers have such perfect timing…
Excellent!
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Make us.
Chris, this is the Internet. Nobody will believee you without proof.
LOL at christopher… Calm down u n00b lol…
Man look at the millions of ppl who turned up to see the dive of the century…
Reports just in 100 die in tsunami located when fat pregnant man dives into water… largest tsunami to hit america
Noob indeed. Try experiencing the Internet before telling site owners what to do.
loving the people on the balcony looking over just like “thank god were all the way up here!”
christopher = legal fail
Failblog makes no money and as a result a copyright claim cannot be made, distribution rights ftw!
Are these pictures real?
Are these Pictures real?
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Plus, I doubt GettyImages is even real. Someone google it for me please, cause 1) I’m busy, and ned to get moving. 2) I can’t be bothered to wait for this pc o take forever loading google. 3) I really need to go.
Thanks,
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its real, its crappy, but as long as failblog makes no money off of the picture, or claims it as their own, there is no lawsuit. probably a user on the website who saw it and thought he would be all “righteous” n00b
Yes, these pics are real. Ignore teh idiots who keep saying “OMG SHOPPED” because tehy are “special”.
i actually went and looked at getty images. this pic isn’t there. only took a minute. searched “dive” “funny” in both creative and editorial images searches. nothing.
Getty’s real. Chris is the fraud.
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Good for him. And thanks Mikey.
Besides, any “legal” issue would be taken up directly with the site owners, not on a comment on the picture itself. Lame.
However, this pic is awesome – you really can’t get tired of fat men “diving” into pools.
I’d love to see a slo-mo cap when he hits the water…..
Dad?
OBESITY SUCCESS!
zuh?
The guy is pretty cute, indeed! I wish I could take his speedo with my teeth! Anyone knows how to contact him?
thats my bos!!!
I’d say he’s at the point of no return, wouldn’t you?
There should be a weight limit for speedos………
@Terrie: Do you mean his weight, or his dive?
That’s more of a “push off and hope you don’t smack” than a dive.
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water entry angle fail.
This must be the pregnant man everyone has been talking about.
LOL at #47 i think he means both
He’s a pass. Fat and does’t give a fuk The fail are the bikini boys in the background feeling insecure.
I love guys in speedos – even old, hairy fat guys are better in speedos than young fashion slaves who insist on wearing baggy capri pants to the pool or beach.
I so disagree. This is a total Speedo Fail in my book. And I rather like the baggies if the body emerging from the ends is nice. Leaves more to the imagination.
shoulda said “Whale” or “Wail”
ouch! that looks harsh!
DEATH FROM ABOVE SUCCESS!
lol everone is being sensible and leaving the pool………good idea!!!!
VERY good idea… I think that pool might need a serious amount of cleaning when he lands…
Damn man i feel sorry for that woman in the pool she wont survive that tidal wave thats comin her way XD
There must be a hundred fails in this picture, but now, i can’t think of any.
omg! hiss belly + boobs, look like a snout!!!!!!! He’s POSSESSED!!!!!
pas trop beau toute suite
hmm, a better caption: How Santa Spends His Summers
i would hate to be the guy anywhere NEAR him though!
epic splash win!
this is actually at bondi beach, sydney, and i’ve seen the guy there before. he swims all the time, the fat bastard. didn’t know he could dive though.
Looks like a gravity WIN to me.
Bringing “belly flop” to a whole new level.
Pictured also: swimsuit coverage fail.
lady behind him must be like “get under get under dive dive!”
that is how HURRICANE KATRINA began ladies and gentlemen
Kind of looks like Santa..
lolz. about to fail.
probably a photoshop
and frostfreeze, you are right, i does look like santa
oops! typo! i meant to say IT does look like Santa
Ugh… Belly flop ftw?
cue the riff from “wipe out”
I Kinda Feel Sorry for the Pool…
Just Think of All The Water he Just Killed..
This is much more of a Speedo fail than anything else. *unsettling shiver*
oh yea another hurricane Katrina thats lovely
Say bibi 2 all teh watah
he must have emptied it
So this is wat santa does over the summer….
Hey, at least he’s gonna get something to eat at the end.
Isn’t this the same pool where Tom Cruise’s character lost his son in the film “Minority Report”? I haven’t watched it in a while, but I immediately felt like I recognized the place…..am I right, or just crazy?
any water left after the dive?