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  1. Tom says:

    ouch.

  2. Adam says:

    I like the kid in the background with the mismatched socks. He fails too.

  3. someone says:

    A ball hit me in the stomach once…

  4. someone says:

    Hard, too. It was very painful…

  5. Well atleast he took it well…….*coughs*…

    righthandgenius.wordpress.com

    ^visit + love = happy

  6. Psycholepzy says:

    This kid could have been the younger self of the black guy drowning in the College Humor caption contest.

  7. Pappy says:

    OOF! says the kid.

  8. Ronnie says:

    Really, it’s the kid in the back that makes me laugh (thoug the expression on the first kid’s face is good). He’s just standing there, arm over his eye, watching in boredom as his collegue takes one for the team.

  9. Mer Pints says:

    That’s painful

  10. leospictures11 says:

    dont they wear cups anymore? OUCHIES!

    http://www.leospictures.wordpress.com

  11. worno says:

    LAST

  12. somebody says:

    Go soccer ball

  13. Sleebus.jones says:

    Man I’ve SO been there before.

  14. Mephiles says:

    That happened to me recently, but it’s not called soccer. It’s called football.

  15. Dark says:

    Yes, it’s football. All of america is wrong, while we in the UK (and the rest of the world) are right.

  16. Adam says:

    @ Leospictures11

    Have you ever tried to run with a cup on? In my 14 years of playing soccer, never did I or any of my team mates ever wear a cup.

    Wearing a cup while trying to run 8-9 miles per game (average for higher levels of play) would surely leave a mark.

  17. Yes Not Soccer but Football, A F kicking is a small part of the game.

    http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com

  18. brii says:

    silly little niglet.

  19. Ryno says:

    That is not a fail. That is a stomach trap. Yes, they hurt, but they intercept the pass or block the shot.

  20. mitch says:

    Nice bokeh!

  21. ROFL says:

    Bet that felt GREAT!

  22. leospictures11 says:

    ya ive ran with a cup i play football

    • ipick@urmom.com says:

      which football? the american football with the brown ball, or the correct football with the black and white ball? i was going to say football or soccer ball, but then i realized that that wouldn’t help at all.

  23. Mom says:

    #21 — Your wording — MAJOR FAIL!!!

  24. Rich says:

    Hey!
    My first failed picture & it was posted!
    Yay me!

  25. Ian says:

    Caption should be HEADER FAIL

  26. Blandy Buchanan says:

    Not so much just for this picture, but about 90% of the pictures in this blog would look much better without some jackass feeling the need to put FAIL all over them. Also, some pics would be better categorized as “owned” than “fail”.

  27. Bill says:

    I feel your pain. This happened to me in dodgeball, but my balls didn’t dodge :(

  28. Paper Aeroplane says:

    Blandy Buchanan u r a tube

  29. Cotton Candy Bitch says:

    hehehe. ^_^ i agree with brii, such a silly little niglet indeed! xD Brii i love you if you read this. xD

  30. Radix lecti says:

    Name for this thread:

    passive racism FAIL

  31. I dont see how this is racist.

    If anything that makes YOU fail.

    righthandgenius.wordpress.com

    ^^free puppies for everyone!^^^

  32. mercedes says:

    i got hit in the stomach once playing soccer….that was my last game i ever played….i dont like balls flying at me

    • hodge says:

      i got hit in the face with an american soccer ball. it left the imprint of my eye on the lens of my glasses. i thought it looked so cool, i didn’t clean my glasses until i showed my mom after school that day. it had the football/soccer ball shape with a circle inside it and another circle inside that.

    • Geepers says:

      you might weight like 300 pounds nowadays.

  33. cody drish says:

    that is not failing that is sucking on achode!!!!!!!!!!! i’m
    only 12

  34. cody drish says:

    that is not failing that is sucking on a chode!!!!!!!!!!! i’m
    only 12

  35. Dark says:

    …and your message tells us that without you having to state your age.

  36. Rob says:

    when are we going to get some more pics on here seems like it’s been a long time

  37. Dark says:

    It’s only been a day or two…

  38. Joe says:

    Hey I’d say it’s a photo win. Photographer had perfect timing. I’m sure the kid would’ve doubled over after 2 seconds.

  39. Paper Aeroplane says:

    could b a still from a video? it HAS been a while…

    fly me to th moon

  40. LOL says:

    lol look at his hand, what a wimp

  41. Mom says:

    #44 – Not allowed to touch the ball with your hands. Got to keep those hands out llike that to make sure everybody knows you didn’t touch it AND to overcome the urge to double your arms in.

    http://www.momstop.blogspot.com

  42. Paper Aeroplane says:

    #45 so its really a win then!

    flyyyy

  43. doomedguy says:

    I was hitten by a ball 3 time-serial in my balls and that actually hurt like hell even if I didnt felt the 3rd one

  44. Paper Aeroplane says:

    “hitten” grammar/spelling FAIL

  45. Anonymous says:

    no more new fails?

  46. Radix lecti says:

    This is getting kind-of odd. I haven’t been perusing this site for too long, but it seemed like there were at least a few new pictures every couple of days… usually even more.
    Has whoever made this site maybe stopped it, or is the world just starting to Win?

  47. Paper Aeroplane says:

    i hope the world doesnt stop failing :(

  48. haha, it looks like the ball didnt hit him yet and he’s already feeling it.

  49. Lilja says:

    Just amazing to capture moments like that!

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  51. iHATEscientology says:

    and i’m sure we all do. that looks… well…. well… well… i dunno.

  52. Paper Aeroplane says:

    this blog has gone downhill :( 3 days now

    tut

  53. John says:

    that almost makes MY balls hurt

  54. Nick Olds says:

    haha this is ridiculous

  55. FXSmom says:

    I saw this exact thing happen Saturday but to an 8 year old girl. She cried all the way off the field and never went back in.

  56. Jeez leechio where are you? WE NEED OUR FAILS!

    Im going to say it now: i fail.

  57. Homer says:

    He was playing soccer. That alone makes this a FAIL. Because this is the US of A, and soccer is not a sport here.

  58. Captain Obvious says:

    Yeah man, Beckham tried to make soccer popular here, but he wasn’t enough of a train wreck so he FAILED.

  59. Dennis Leary says:

    You know what I’m gonna do?
    I’m gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
    Hot pink!
    With whale skin hub caps
    An all leather cow interior
    And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
    YEAH!
    And I’m gonna drive around in that baby
    At 115 miles per hour
    Getting one mile per gallon
    Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
    And when I’m done sucking down those grease-ball burgers
    I’m gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
    And then I’m gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
    And there ain’t a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
    You know why?
    ‘Cause we got the bombs, that’s why!
    Two words: Nuclear F**kin’ Weapons
    Okay!?
    Russia, Germany, Romania
    They can have all the Democracy they want
    They can have a big Democracy cake walk
    Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
    And it won’t make a lick of difference
    Because we got the bombs
    Okay!?
    John Wayne’s not dead
    He’s frozen!
    And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We’re gonna thaw out “The Duke”
    And he’s gonna be pretty pissed off
    You know why?
    Have you ever taken a cold shower?
    Well, multiply that by 15 million times
    That’s how pissed off “The Duke”’s gonna be
    I’m gonna get “The Duke”
    And John Cassavetes
    And Lee Marvin
    And Sam Peckinpah
    And a case of whiskey
    And drive down to Texas
    And-

  60. Brad says:

    That’s happened to me thousands of times.

  61. Siadav says:

    I propose that is is SOCCER, not football because there is a big ass truck in the background and that makes it more likely that this happened in US. It doesn’t matter, it’s not a real sport. When half the players on the field are balding it’s not a real sport.

  62. matt says:

    does the word “duck” come to mind? :-)

  63. Ronnie says:

    I see no resemblance whatsoever:
    1. Ducks are yellow, this child is black
    2. Ducks have feathers, this child is covered by a skin or skin-like material
    3. Ducks have beaks, while this child quite obviously has a nose and jaw apparatus.
    4. Ducks have wins, this child, from what I can see, does not.
    5. Ducks are considerably smaller (except for Brazillian Combat Ducks, but those are rare).
    6. Ducks have a much smaller leg-to-body ratio.

    I cannot comment on the type of feet possessed by the child in this picture, but I would be quite surprised if they were webbed (like a duck’s).

    Thus, I can honestly say that the word ‘duck’ did not come to mind.

    I’m kidding, of course. Perhaps he was too noble to leap aside, and took one for the team.

    • ipick@urmom.com says:

      lol. that was great!! especially how you made up for your making him look bad by saying “I’m kidding, of course.” oh, what fun.

  64. Matt Shafer says:

    Ronnie. You are brilliant. Hilarious.

    http://twiceinfinity.wordpress.com

  65. SFX says:

    Is it me, or are a lot of people spamming their sites?

  66. Dark says:

    Ronnie, that’s one strange post.

  67. Paper Aeroplane says:

    This is the longest iv waited to see new photo’s from the site… gettin boring now.
    amount of pictures posted each month :

    * May 2008 (7)
    * April 2008 (67)
    * March 2008 (91)
    * February 2008 (82)
    * January 2008 (85)

    is someone losing interest in there blog, leaving all us hungry surfers to starve??

    fly me

  68. Matt Shafer says:

    I agree. we need new pictures.

  69. Dark says:

    New pics NAO!

    Guys, we need to find some failure and send it to leech.

  70. Bill says:

    Has anyone checked to see if the website operator is okay? Maybe he had an emergency or something

  71. Ronnie says:

    Maybe he suffered heart failure?

  72. Youfailed says:

    Adam, you fail with the socks

  73. Xdrobert says:

    Always Hitting the black kid…

  74. Dark says:

    It does look painful, but really he’s faking it for the camera. What all good footballers do…

  75. spinachflame says:

    Every man who played soccer as a boy knows this feeling. It’s the feeling of zero gravity. Cartoons here: http://spinachflame.wordpress.com/

  76. illbixby says:

    You’re all wrong, he didn’t get hit by the bail, he’s giving birth to it, it’s bursting out of his stomach like in that alien movie, except without the tophat.

  77. Anonymous says:

    This is torture. As the kid is black, it’s also outrageous racism.

  78. Brad says:

    Yeah, like they went out of their way to find a black kid hit in the balls! It’s just coincidence, not racism. There’s no message here about color.

  79. Dark says:

    Lol @ illbixby, I love that movie…

  80. [...] Classic Soccer Kid [...]

  81. ROR says:

    i got hit sort of like that around his age…. in the face….

  82. J says:

    2 comments first im american but i still think that the name “football” makes more sense than “soccer” does and secondly it looks like that kid is taking a HUUGE dump / is REALLY constipated

  83. PonNightingle says:

    IT’S FOOTBALL, GODDAMMIT!

    Someone rename this “termanology fail”.

  84. bri says:

    he could be singing in a church choir

  85. rxbandit says:

    looks like mos def.

  86. ooo says:

    that is fake

  87. Anonymous says:

    We know he’s not French because he’s not head butting someone and crying like a little bitch ’cause someone insulted his mommy.

  88. sandstorm511 says:

    That’s why I quit soccer!

  89. Wyatt Falk says:

    Just looking at that makes mine hurt

  90. Anonymous says:

    Please ignore the previous name

  91. Anonymous says:

    Dubyah tea ef

  92. Anonymous says:

    ouch

  93. Pauly says:

    wear a cup kids!

  94. dan says:

    It doesn’t hurt at first, then it hurts like hell. ouch

  95. home loan says:

    Lovely. Great site.

  96. Geepers says:

    oh yeah you want to created controversy. you fail.

  97. Geepers says:

    well so far they are soccer girls. i bet nobody realized that.

  98. IVOR says:

    i can actually hear the kid saying “OW THAT HURT YOU BASTARD!”

  99. toby says:

    check the kid in the background out!!

    “HAHAHAHA! Jimmy just got nailed. Hey Jimmy! I missed it! Can you do it again?!”

  100. Chii says:

    IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR

  101. dinosaury says:

    Poor lil’ guy! He’s so cute! And, by the way, since when did guys have nuts in their bellies?

  102. Kimchirawr says:

    hahaha wow. xDDD

  103. SuperShermie says:

    Can’t you see? he’s trying to go Super Saiyan..


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