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ouch.
Wait, is he getting hurt by the ball or having sex with it?
Well, he seems to be performing some sort of mating call
Yes. Through extensive research, this rare specimen of the “Blue-Jersey” species has the mating call that sounds like
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Thank you.
LMAO
AlDeezy….dude that was good
I like the kid in the background with the mismatched socks. He fails too.
You fail for somehow thinking he has mismatching socks.
Blind much?
Anon, the socks are red but the outfit is blue.
You’re blind.
where i come from, mismatched socks means the socks dont match each other.
From where I came from, mismatched socks also mean that the sock
don’t match eacho other, too
Might that background person be a chick? or both chicks?
A ball hit me in the stomach once…
Hard, too. It was very painful…
Well atleast he took it well…….*coughs*…
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This kid could have been the younger self of the black guy drowning in the College Humor caption contest.
OOF! says the kid.
Really, it’s the kid in the back that makes me laugh (thoug the expression on the first kid’s face is good). He’s just standing there, arm over his eye, watching in boredom as his collegue takes one for the team.
That’s painful
dont they wear cups anymore? OUCHIES!
http://www.leospictures.wordpress.com
LAST
Go soccer ball
Man I’ve SO been there before.
That happened to me recently, but it’s not called soccer. It’s called football.
No, it’s not. Fail.
Yes, it’s football. All of america is wrong, while we in the UK (and the rest of the world) are right.
yes. i, for one, am american. i think the way we changed it around is an epic fail, but since i was raised calling it soccer, i can’t stop now. same way all americans are. why do you think obama won our election? (hint hint, it’s because our country is full of idiots)
Racist much?
i recon.
@ Leospictures11
Have you ever tried to run with a cup on? In my 14 years of playing soccer, never did I or any of my team mates ever wear a cup.
Wearing a cup while trying to run 8-9 miles per game (average for higher levels of play) would surely leave a mark.
Nice socks!
Yes Not Soccer but Football, A F kicking is a small part of the game.
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silly little niglet.
He fails for being black.
That is not a fail. That is a stomach trap. Yes, they hurt, but they intercept the pass or block the shot.
Nice bokeh!
Bet that felt GREAT!
ya ive ran with a cup i play football
which football? the american football with the brown ball, or the correct football with the black and white ball? i was going to say football or soccer ball, but then i realized that that wouldn’t help at all.
#21 — Your wording — MAJOR FAIL!!!
Hey!
My first failed picture & it was posted!
Yay me!
Caption should be HEADER FAIL
Not so much just for this picture, but about 90% of the pictures in this blog would look much better without some jackass feeling the need to put FAIL all over them. Also, some pics would be better categorized as “owned” than “fail”.
oh yes. absolutely.
I feel your pain. This happened to me in dodgeball, but my balls didn’t dodge
nigger boy
oh yeah you want to created controversy. you fail.
Blandy Buchanan u r a tube
hehehe. ^_^ i agree with brii, such a silly little niglet indeed! xD Brii i love you if you read this. xD
Name for this thread:
passive racism FAIL
I dont see how this is racist.
If anything that makes YOU fail.
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i got hit in the stomach once playing soccer….that was my last game i ever played….i dont like balls flying at me
i got hit in the face with an american soccer ball. it left the imprint of my eye on the lens of my glasses. i thought it looked so cool, i didn’t clean my glasses until i showed my mom after school that day. it had the football/soccer ball shape with a circle inside it and another circle inside that.
you might weight like 300 pounds nowadays.
that is not failing that is sucking on achode!!!!!!!!!!! i’m
only 12
that is not failing that is sucking on a chode!!!!!!!!!!! i’m
only 12
…and your message tells us that without you having to state your age.
when are we going to get some more pics on here seems like it’s been a long time
It’s only been a day or two…
Hey I’d say it’s a photo win. Photographer had perfect timing. I’m sure the kid would’ve doubled over after 2 seconds.
could b a still from a video? it HAS been a while…
fly me to th moon
lol look at his hand, what a wimp
#44 – Not allowed to touch the ball with your hands. Got to keep those hands out llike that to make sure everybody knows you didn’t touch it AND to overcome the urge to double your arms in.
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#45 so its really a win then!
flyyyy
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I was hitten by a ball 3 time-serial in my balls and that actually hurt like hell even if I didnt felt the 3rd one
“hitten” grammar/spelling FAIL
no more new fails?
This is getting kind-of odd. I haven’t been perusing this site for too long, but it seemed like there were at least a few new pictures every couple of days… usually even more.
Has whoever made this site maybe stopped it, or is the world just starting to Win?
i hope the world doesnt stop failing
haha, it looks like the ball didnt hit him yet and he’s already feeling it.
Just amazing to capture moments like that!
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and i’m sure we all do. that looks… well…. well… well… i dunno.
this blog has gone downhill
3 days now
tut
that almost makes MY balls hurt
haha this is ridiculous
I saw this exact thing happen Saturday but to an 8 year old girl. She cried all the way off the field and never went back in.
Jeez leechio where are you? WE NEED OUR FAILS!
Im going to say it now: i fail.
He was playing soccer. That alone makes this a FAIL. Because this is the US of A, and soccer is not a sport here.
And the fact that America itself is failing doesn’t seem to register at all on you.
Dumbass. :]
Yeah man, Beckham tried to make soccer popular here, but he wasn’t enough of a train wreck so he FAILED.
You know what I’m gonna do?
I’m gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
Hot pink!
With whale skin hub caps
An all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
YEAH!
And I’m gonna drive around in that baby
At 115 miles per hour
Getting one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I’m done sucking down those grease-ball burgers
I’m gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I’m gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain’t a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why?
‘Cause we got the bombs, that’s why!
Two words: Nuclear F**kin’ Weapons
Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the Democracy they want
They can have a big Democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
And it won’t make a lick of difference
Because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne’s not dead
He’s frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We’re gonna thaw out “The Duke”
And he’s gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That’s how pissed off “The Duke”’s gonna be
I’m gonna get “The Duke”
And John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas
And-
um………………
Nuclear=1 F**kin’=2 Weapons=3 Do the math, Communist.
That’s happened to me thousands of times.
But it’s different when you don’t have BALLS. Brad.
I propose that is is SOCCER, not football because there is a big ass truck in the background and that makes it more likely that this happened in US. It doesn’t matter, it’s not a real sport. When half the players on the field are balding it’s not a real sport.
does the word “duck” come to mind?
I see no resemblance whatsoever:
1. Ducks are yellow, this child is black
2. Ducks have feathers, this child is covered by a skin or skin-like material
3. Ducks have beaks, while this child quite obviously has a nose and jaw apparatus.
4. Ducks have wins, this child, from what I can see, does not.
5. Ducks are considerably smaller (except for Brazillian Combat Ducks, but those are rare).
6. Ducks have a much smaller leg-to-body ratio.
I cannot comment on the type of feet possessed by the child in this picture, but I would be quite surprised if they were webbed (like a duck’s).
Thus, I can honestly say that the word ‘duck’ did not come to mind.
I’m kidding, of course. Perhaps he was too noble to leap aside, and took one for the team.
lol. that was great!! especially how you made up for your making him look bad by saying “I’m kidding, of course.” oh, what fun.
Ronnie. You are brilliant. Hilarious.
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Is it me, or are a lot of people spamming their sites?
Ouch!!!
Ronnie, that’s one strange post.
This is the longest iv waited to see new photo’s from the site… gettin boring now.
amount of pictures posted each month :
* May 2008 (7)
* April 2008 (67)
* March 2008 (91)
* February 2008 (82)
* January 2008 (85)
is someone losing interest in there blog, leaving all us hungry surfers to starve??
fly me
I agree. we need new pictures.
New pics NAO!
Guys, we need to find some failure and send it to leech.
Has anyone checked to see if the website operator is okay? Maybe he had an emergency or something
Maybe he suffered heart failure?
Adam, you fail with the socks
Always Hitting the black kid…
It does look painful, but really he’s faking it for the camera. What all good footballers do…
Every man who played soccer as a boy knows this feeling. It’s the feeling of zero gravity. Cartoons here: http://spinachflame.wordpress.com/
You’re all wrong, he didn’t get hit by the bail, he’s giving birth to it, it’s bursting out of his stomach like in that alien movie, except without the tophat.
This is torture. As the kid is black, it’s also outrageous racism.
Yeah, like they went out of their way to find a black kid hit in the balls! It’s just coincidence, not racism. There’s no message here about color.
Lol @ illbixby, I love that movie…
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i got hit sort of like that around his age…. in the face….
2 comments first im american but i still think that the name “football” makes more sense than “soccer” does and secondly it looks like that kid is taking a HUUGE dump / is REALLY constipated
IT’S FOOTBALL, GODDAMMIT!
Someone rename this “termanology fail”.
Terminology, dammit.
Yeeaah.
he could be singing in a church choir
looks like mos def.
that is fake
We know he’s not French because he’s not head butting someone and crying like a little bitch ’cause someone insulted his mommy.
That’s why I quit soccer!
Just looking at that makes mine hurt
Please ignore the previous name
Dubyah tea ef
ouch
wear a cup kids!
It doesn’t hurt at first, then it hurts like hell. ouch
Lovely. Great site.
well so far they are soccer girls. i bet nobody realized that.
i can actually hear the kid saying “OW THAT HURT YOU BASTARD!”