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While arguably one of the more enjoyable forms of car-washing, fornication is indubitably one of the least effective.
lmao
love men at orgies?
aww shiat.
Why do you assume they are fornicating? They could be married.
because married people don’t have sex like that
I thought people marry to prevent sex?
Even so… that is just wrong i would be pissed to find this
You would be pissed?? Seriously?? That is just . . . sad. I would be laughing hysterically if I found that on my car. Then again, it would’ve more than likely been me that had something to do with it.
I would be thinking “What the hell happened to my car?”
yea like u would ever get any!!!
I’d just be embarrassed… and head straight to a car wash. It’d be my own fault for not keeping my car clean LoL.
I gotta agree with “reply”… why would people having a good time make you pissed? I If someone keys your car, that’s something to get pissed about… but this? This is just funny…a little embarrassing at the worst.
Easy up, Daniel… or else you’ll never have a good sex life or maybe you’re married and are just bitter than others are getting some?).
ok, then why not just invite them into your home then and let them go at it on your couch?
wow someone is a stickler 4 sex rules
And them having sex in your house is different, its harder to wash skeet out of your couch than on your car.
so then your the type of person who is OK when someone else skeets all over your car? what if someone pissed all over your car? you would probably be pissed then wouldnt you? but whats the difference, its only a different body fluid all over your vehicle, why be pissed off?
balls – you’re a douchebag. end of story
Ok, it’s your mom’s address.
and nobody has thought of the possibility of this car belonging to the photographer?
our first fail within a win………FAIL
Seriously? You have no sense of humor… I would laugh my ass off to see this, then drive it to work.
wut
That’s bollocks! I have sex like that all the time, dork. Married for 7 years.
With your wife?
Zing!
Ouch….
No – with your wife
burn!
lmao
LOL
UH im married and have done that a few times and its pretty awesome
Says you…
Marriage = fail
Religious people = fail
Not fornicating = fail
…
The guy on top = WIN!
Married people fornicate too.
definition comprehension FAIL!
If they are married is called adultery.
THAT’S A WIN
fornicating means having sex, period. not cheating.
ADULTERATION is cheating…
Grammar Fail.
ADULTERY is cheating, you twit. Adulteration is reducing the quality of something by adding impure or substandard ingredients. Jeez!
I’d assume since girly still is wearing pants, (notice belt mark) that they are just making a picture for you.
Though, the guy could be giving one hell of a G slip.
Cleanliness FAIL, enjoyment WIN.
From what I see, the woman still had her pants on as I clearly see a belt mark and zipper mark in the dust where her waist is. Funny trick to pull on someone, but looks like there was no real sex.
I thought that too, but she could have been wearing a mini-skirt.
A mini-skirt with a zipper?
ya like those kind u get at hot topic
hot topic = Scene k!d = fa!l
Probbly just making out.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone make out like that…
making out with her ass, maybe?
I hope it was two chicks…
WIN
haha, nice…
why would you post that?
Are you talking to IT or Pokii?
IT
Looks like someone who got pulled over and asked to put their hands on the hood, then bent over to cuff.
yeah, she was cuffed, what happens next? i’ll leave it at that and let my fellow perverts do that work for me.
This is a big LOVE WIN!
why does that never happen to me?
indubitably!!
the prints are someone getting arrested…
it’s probably a fake thing, cause if you see the woman body, you can see the mark of her belt, wich means she wasn’t naked and they werent fornicating…sad…but true….and yeah, they were problaby not married, married people are not so fun…and they almost bnever have sex out of their house
Win!
ironically they were supposed to clean the car, not make it ‘dirtier’
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^^free kittens for all!
*please note that afore mentioned kittens may not be alive.
a classic ^^
how did you get this picture of my car?!!
jk. HA, classic!
Well-known hoax. Still nice to see, though.
Yay for perverts!
This is a win, not a fail.
Epic win
you can see the girl still has her pants on…
Maybe it’s a skirt.
Just what I was thinking.
a bra too
epic win
Win!!!
Lots of cars look like this……..so what?
it’s more the shape of someones body in the area where there’s no dust -_-
You know… they weren’t really doing a lot of moving if this was real….
Maybe they’re old, or fat
Honey….I’m going to take the Volvo to the “Quickie” Mart and get some milk and cherry pie BRB!
I once left my girlsfriend “ass signature” on my dads car! Looks mutch better!
That’s nasty, man.
If your dad’s a douchebag, I could see that being reasonable, but seriously, I don’t want anyone’s ass on my car.
Also.
I’m your dad.
The ‘pant’ marks are inconclusive. It could have been a jean skirt. More effective victory over the fail.
Kids at play….
Parenting Fail!!!
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pretty dumb. might have to call it an “Originality Fail”
Just kidding. I love the boob imprint. Keep up the good work.
i boinked my gf on her car one night. one of her friends noticed the prints the next day and called her on it!
terms for having sex fail…..boinked?
XD Sounds like he tried and bounced off…
I agree with Anonymous- as if they didn’t move? If it was real, it looks like some pretty boring sex.
WIIIIIIIIIIN!!!
I hope the engine was not too hot
Loool
What happened here? Ohh….i see those tittes and hand marks….so he must have….FAlleN oN Her!?
Is that what people in your town call it?
Maybe they were just testing the front end shocks. This could simply be quality control. How do I apply for that?
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Loool
Don’t wash the car… It could be someone famous that was on your car.
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thats some dirty sex! lol
a foda deve ter sido brutal! pena que ficaram provas.. :p
People say ‘her pants are still on’, but she could be wearing a denim skirt.
If they were really having sex, there would be streaks all over the car. With dog prints, and spilled baby milk.
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ahaha sex is awsume
No shit
ryan just
issed you….
>.> Woah My Car
This may be a car-wash fail but a total hood-fornication victory.
Oh my god – A four armed woman!
love that one But it seems she had bikini on:)
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lol, agree on wojciulewicz.
but still nice pic
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German FAIL!!!!!!!!
This looks like a victory to me.
its all fun and games until a poor car looses its innocence…
…then again it was probably used…
l a poor car looses its innocence…
…then again it was probably used…
ha ha haa… coool shot…
It is debatable that this is in fact a win.
nice boobs!
I don’t see the fail here, who cares if the car’s dirty?
someone had sex on the car
This is no fail, this is an epic win.
Sheesh, your minds are in the gutter. That’s clearly an image of Jesus, and the car has become a shrine and was recentlysold on ebay for 127,000.-!
Definitely win!
lol, one of the best I’ve ever seen!
that was so staged they didnt move
This picture of car is very common in our country. Nothing to worry about
just wait for the rainy season and your car will be wash from top to under as
the streets will be fill with floods.
it’s a win but not by much…. if u look she still had her pants on
and people wonder why i refuse to wash the dirt off my car. just in case i need some proof for bragging rights. that chick, regardless of what happened, was hot and bent over this car, i call a win.
If they had actually gotten it on, it would be a lot more smeared.
I think she just got arrested buy a dirty dirty cop.
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It would be a mad paint-job idea
If I got the same job on my car, I’d freakin’ laminate that shit so it’d never get washed off. Yeah, I’m a perv’.
Fortunatly this doesn’t happen in Britain (I don’t think!)
Thanks, this is one of the better posts I’ve read today. I share your vision about that. Thanks man!
Sorry “CanI Clean it” was that aimed at me?
Re previous message to “CanI Clean It”: If it was aimed at me thankies! Complments over the net are rare
I have this picture in my head of what happens next-
mommy! daddy! why are you playing leap frog on the car?
Ummm… GO TO YOUR ROOM SON
sorry…
lol, classic
EPIC WIN
more of a win imo
owner of car ftw
maybe It was just a police anal search win ? Who knows what he found in there ?
epic winn
100 get
They couldn’t have been having sex… there would’ve been more smears… thats too neat.
The girl must be desperate. why? because the car is dirty. what kind of a guy would go out with a dirty car to pick up chicks? could they been both desperate? could they be dating for like what, 2 weeks? funny how if this is real or not. I think it might be real. (just a thought. not trying to dis.)
is it just me or does the bottom set of prints look like a bears maybe some dude got rape by a bear on it
i bet it was a fat guy
looks like a fat guy made that lol
anyone else notice that the body print looks like it has pants on? either that’s some hardcore penetration or this was fake
night before win.
Whoever left that print did it intentionally as a joke to mess with the owner of the car. You can clearly see in the imprint that she’s wearing a belt. If she’s wearing a belt, she’s wearing pants. If she’s wearing pants, she’s not having sex. Still funny though.
she could be wearing a denim skirt with a belt
)
come on wheres your sense of imagination?
if i was doing it in a risky place, i’d probably want a skirt on any way so could run away covered up if i had to
(not that i know from personal experience
Do you want personal experience?
Ummm…am I the only one who noticed the chick is wearing pants?
I see no fail here, only win!
I’m a chick and I still think that wins
OMG me and my husband would so totally have sex on the hood of a car if we didn’t live in an apartment complex!! Much fun to be had by all, tee hee
You know it looks like those pranks when someone writes something like “I’m dirty! Wash me!” on the dirty car.
Which is why i think that car should be washed once in a while.
But can you imagine what does it takes to easily bang some chick on such dirty car? Dusted nipples? Brrr…
No movement… possible premature ejaculation fail?
this was clearly planned, one the pant indent is there and 2 you don’t stay still enough during sex to make one perfect imprint.
FAIL
musty and dusty
Hawt buttsecks of course.
HIGH FIVE!
this is the best epic win!!..deff not a fail..it would be a fail if there was a fat person print and hands next to it
proved fake
wtf she had pants on. more like dry humping win
Seriously? NO one says this is fake? It is…
A. The dust is disturbed very exactly – meaning no movement after contact, a quick touch and withdrawal just to leave the print for the photo.
B. The imprint clearly shows her pants still being on, as you can see the buckle and belt loops.
Answer to B: Skirt with panties pulled down… or no panties at all. who knows?
fake or real i would drive that car to work let people check it out and take clam for a job well done
Nothing says “I love you” like being bent over a Volvo.
HAHAHA!
i think it’s actually WIN, BIG TIME
not only she is wearing pants, but this would have been the most boring sex or it lasted 1 second cause they obviously didn’t move at all. It’s definitely a WIN, a joke
you can get laid with a volvo?
Looks like her pants are on. Married people DO have sex like that! I’ve been married for almost three years and we still get freaky all the time any place any time
This is a failure in car washing but a win favorite positions….
Haha I guess the belly of the lady that was b**ged on the hood was quite dirty afterwards.
Lovely. Well done whoever.
WOW not such a great job! To avoid this situation I like to refer to onsite detailing companies! They come to me and clean my car- convenience and excellence all in one!
they seems to be stuck on one position
ha ha really nice…its difficult to clean.
The human centipede was here…
wow, nice boobs