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While arguably one of the more enjoyable forms of car-washing, fornication is indubitably one of the least effective.
lmao
love men at orgies?
Why do you assume they are fornicating? They could be married.
because married people don’t have sex like that
I thought people marry to prevent sex?
Even so… that is just wrong i would be pissed to find this
You would be pissed?? Seriously?? That is just . . . sad. I would be laughing hysterically if I found that on my car. Then again, it would’ve more than likely been me that had something to do with it.
I would be thinking “What the hell happened to my car?”
yea like u would ever get any!!!
I gotta agree with “reply”… why would people having a good time make you pissed? I If someone keys your car, that’s something to get pissed about… but this? This is just funny…a little embarrassing at the worst.
Easy up, Daniel… or else you’ll never have a good sex life or maybe you’re married and are just bitter than others are getting some?).
ok, then why not just invite them into your home then and let them go at it on your couch?
wow someone is a stickler 4 sex rules
And them having sex in your house is different, its harder to wash skeet out of your couch than on your car.
so then your the type of person who is OK when someone else skeets all over your car? what if someone pissed all over your car? you would probably be pissed then wouldnt you? but whats the difference, its only a different body fluid all over your vehicle, why be pissed off?
balls – you’re a douchebag. end of story
Ok, just give me your address so i can come and ejaculate all over your car, and see how that makes you feel, k?
Ok, it’s your mom’s address.
wut
That’s bollocks! I have sex like that all the time, dork. Married for 7 years.
With your wife?
Zing!
Ouch….
No – with your wife
burn!
lmao
LOL
UH im married and have done that a few times and its pretty awesome
Married people fornicate too.
definition comprehension FAIL!
If they are married is called adultery.
THAT’S A WIN
Cleanliness FAIL, enjoyment WIN.
From what I see, the woman still had her pants on as I clearly see a belt mark and zipper mark in the dust where her waist is. Funny trick to pull on someone, but looks like there was no real sex.
I thought that too, but she could have been wearing a mini-skirt.
A mini-skirt with a zipper?
ya like those kind u get at hot topic
hot topic = Scene k!d = fa!l
Probbly just making out.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone make out like that…
making out with her ass, maybe?
I hope it was two chicks…
WIN
why would you post that?
Are you talking to IT or Pokii?
IT
Looks like someone who got pulled over and asked to put their hands on the hood, then bent over to cuff.
This is a big LOVE WIN!
why does that never happen to me?
This is just a setup pic for jokes… two people pressed themselves against a dirty car but nothing happened or there would be an obvious amount of smudging across the car hood. So for everyone below bitching about sex on a car… you all fail! There was nothing of the sort happening here.
Win!
This pic is so fuckin old. -.-
ironically they were supposed to clean the car, not make it ‘dirtier’
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a classic ^^
how did you get this picture of my car?!!
jk. HA, classic!
Well-known hoax. Still nice to see, though.
Yay for perverts!
This is a win, not a fail.
Epic win
you can see the girl still has her pants on…
Maybe it’s a skirt.
Just what I was thinking.
a bra too
epic win
Win!!!
Lots of cars look like this……..so what?
it’s more the shape of someones body in the area where there’s no dust -_-
You know… they weren’t really doing a lot of moving if this was real….
Honey….I’m going to take the Volvo to the “Quickie” Mart and get some milk and cherry pie BRB!
I once left my girlsfriend “ass signature” on my dads car! Looks mutch better!
That’s nasty, man.
If your dad’s a douchebag, I could see that being reasonable, but seriously, I don’t want anyone’s ass on my car.
Also.
I’m your dad.
The ‘pant’ marks are inconclusive. It could have been a jean skirt. More effective victory over the fail.
Kids at play….
Parenting Fail!!!
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pretty dumb. might have to call it an “Originality Fail”
Just kidding. I love the boob imprint. Keep up the good work.
i boinked my gf on her car one night. one of her friends noticed the prints the next day and called her on it!
terms for having sex fail…..boinked?
XD Sounds like he tried and bounced off…
I agree with Anonymous- as if they didn’t move? If it was real, it looks like some pretty boring sex.
WIIIIIIIIIIN!!!
Haha volvo are the best cars, as seen here
I really like the implantation of the MAle sign at the logo.
http://www.cartoondick.co.uk/Volvo.jpg
I hope the engine was not too hot
Loool
What happened here? Ohh….i see those tittes and hand marks….so he must have….FAlleN oN Her!?
Is that what people in your town call it?
Maybe they were just testing the front end shocks. This could simply be quality control. How do I apply for that?
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Loool
Don’t wash the car… It could be someone famous that was on your car.
http://www.pimpedoutcars.net
thats some dirty sex! lol
a foda deve ter sido brutal! pena que ficaram provas.. :p
People say ‘her pants are still on’, but she could be wearing a denim skirt.
If they were really having sex, there would be streaks all over the car. With dog prints, and spilled baby milk.
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ahaha sex is awsume
No shit
ryan just
issed you….
>.> Woah My Car
This may be a car-wash fail but a total hood-fornication victory.
Oh my god – A four armed woman!
love that one But it seems she had bikini on:)
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lol, agree on wojciulewicz.
but still nice pic
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German FAIL!!!!!!!!
This looks like a victory to me.
its all fun and games until a poor car looses its innocence…
…then again it was probably used…
l a poor car looses its innocence…
…then again it was probably used…
ha ha haa… coool shot…
It is debatable that this is in fact a win.
nice boobs!
I don’t see the fail here, who cares if the car’s dirty?
someone had sex on the car
This is no fail, this is an epic win.
Sheesh, your minds are in the gutter. That’s clearly an image of Jesus, and the car has become a shrine and was recentlysold on ebay for 127,000.-!
Definitely win!
lol, one of the best I’ve ever seen!
that was so staged they didnt move
This picture of car is very common in our country. Nothing to worry about
just wait for the rainy season and your car will be wash from top to under as
the streets will be fill with floods.
it’s a win but not by much…. if u look she still had her pants on
and people wonder why i refuse to wash the dirt off my car. just in case i need some proof for bragging rights. that chick, regardless of what happened, was hot and bent over this car, i call a win.
If they had actually gotten it on, it would be a lot more smeared.
I think she just got arrested buy a dirty dirty cop.
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It would be a mad paint-job idea
If I got the same job on my car, I’d freakin’ laminate that shit so it’d never get washed off. Yeah, I’m a perv’.
Fortunatly this doesn’t happen in Britain (I don’t think!)
Thanks, this is one of the better posts I’ve read today. I share your vision about that. Thanks man!
Sorry “CanI Clean it” was that aimed at me?
Re previous message to “CanI Clean It”: If it was aimed at me thankies! Complments over the net are rare
I have this picture in my head of what happens next-
mommy! daddy! why are you playing leap frog on the car?
Ummm… GO TO YOUR ROOM SON
sorry…
lol, classic
EPIC WIN
more of a win imo
owner of car ftw
maybe It was just a police anal search win ? Who knows what he found in there ?
epic winn
100 get
They couldn’t have been having sex… there would’ve been more smears… thats too neat.
The girl must be desperate. why? because the car is dirty. what kind of a guy would go out with a dirty car to pick up chicks? could they been both desperate? could they be dating for like what, 2 weeks? funny how if this is real or not. I think it might be real. (just a thought. not trying to dis.)
Ok, srsly, what are mom and dad going to say when they see THIS after their morning coffee? Are they going to think: “Where DID Jane say she was going?” or “Shit, now the whole neighbourhood knows.”
is it just me or does the bottom set of prints look like a bears maybe some dude got rape by a bear on it
i bet it was a fat guy
looks like a fat guy made that lol
anyone else notice that the body print looks like it has pants on? either that’s some hardcore penetration or this was fake
night before win.
Whoever left that print did it intentionally as a joke to mess with the owner of the car. You can clearly see in the imprint that she’s wearing a belt. If she’s wearing a belt, she’s wearing pants. If she’s wearing pants, she’s not having sex. Still funny though.
she could be wearing a denim skirt with a belt
)
come on wheres your sense of imagination?
if i was doing it in a risky place, i’d probably want a skirt on any way so could run away covered up if i had to
(not that i know from personal experience
Ummm…am I the only one who noticed the chick is wearing pants?
I see no fail here, only win!
I’m a chick and I still think that wins
OMG me and my husband would so totally have sex on the hood of a car if we didn’t live in an apartment complex!! Much fun to be had by all, tee hee
You know it looks like those pranks when someone writes something like “I’m dirty! Wash me!” on the dirty car.
Which is why i think that car should be washed once in a while.
But can you imagine what does it takes to easily bang some chick on such dirty car? Dusted nipples? Brrr…
No movement… possible premature ejaculation fail?
this was clearly planned, one the pant indent is there and 2 you don’t stay still enough during sex to make one perfect imprint.
FAIL
musty and dusty
Hawt buttsecks of course.
boobs marks, jean marks handprints ,bitch got effed up the bum
HIGH FIVE!
this is the best epic win!!..deff not a fail..it would be a fail if there was a fat person print and hands next to it