Comments on: Pizza Fail

By: Spaghettios Pizza | a dash and a pinch

Spaghettios Pizza | a dash and a pinch — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 13:26:02 +0000

[...] A pizza crust (since we were baking at my house, which lacks a pizza stone, we opted for a pre-made crust. We didn’t want to end up like this) [...]

By: chevellescool

chevellescool — Sat, 29 May 2010 09:57:39 +0000

exactly! my biggest cooking fail was when i was cooking raman noodles in a pot and i walked away, the glass of water i was drinking was knocked off by my girlfriends cat(it had a psycotic urge to knock over any container of water) and i rushed back to see what had happenned and BOOM! i slipped on the water and tried to grab something, which ended up being the pot, which fell on me, burning me so bad i got blisters(in other words, a second degree burn)… wait, thats not funny!

that my biggest cooking fail, how about you?

By: chevellescool

chevellescool — Sat, 29 May 2010 09:45:55 +0000

that just gave me a great idea, pizza clothes! when you get home, you can just eat it! genious!!!

By: chevellescool

chevellescool — Sat, 29 May 2010 09:42:32 +0000

stick man aproves >-l-(:

By: Gameguy602

Gameguy602 — Fri, 28 May 2010 03:28:28 +0000

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By: Gameguy602

Gameguy602 — Fri, 28 May 2010 03:27:51 +0000

as is my response to all “firsters”, please enjoy this next reply

By: Kingstiger

Kingstiger — Mon, 10 May 2010 01:37:37 +0000

Pizza fail… but breadstick WIN! Anyone else notice that, what with the pan right below it and all, this MIGHT have been the craziest attempt to make pizza-breadsticks ever?

By: comment fail

comment fail — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 05:51:28 +0000

technically its not photoshoped at all, just edited in by any random photo editing software.

P.S. to all of you who have analyzed the photo to see if it was photoshoped or not, you have wasted a perfectly good FAIL picture…

By: sNicker...stfu

sNicker...stfu — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 05:24:11 +0000

pizza stones suck. i use pizza IRONS. but anyhow this have never happened to me!

By: Nerobyrne

Nerobyrne — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 11:06:26 +0000

or taken pic … “Bowler Hat FAIL”

By: Nerobyrne

Nerobyrne — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 11:05:08 +0000

Actually, it is photoshopped .. i mean, the camera didn’t put “PIZZA FAIL” in the photo ^^

By: utah beef

utah beef — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:55:03 +0000

this is going to be a messy cleanup.

By: Yaridovich375

Yaridovich375 — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 19:33:34 +0000

This is why there exists something called a pizza stone.

By: ClariPossum

ClariPossum — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:46:02 +0000

That’s what I was thinking. Either from scratch, or they put it in there after it thawed.

By: ClariPossum

ClariPossum — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:43:56 +0000

Well, frozen pizza boxes actually do tell you to put the pizza directly on the oven rack.

But you’re not supposed to thaw them first.

By: Chazz-kun

Chazz-kun — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:28:50 +0000

lmao i was reading this and all around it were ads for pizzas :3

By: Obliverate

Obliverate — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 02:03:43 +0000

That’s because the dough is pre-cooked. If it wasn’t you get this

By: cheseme

cheseme — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 16:36:07 +0000

lawl that’s AWESOME!

By: Firegator117

Firegator117 — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 01:22:54 +0000

re friggin tarded is what thats called

By: pink

pink — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 23:00:29 +0000

Totally. The reflections are all wrong.

By: kamikaze14

kamikaze14 — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 04:17:41 +0000

Agreed

By: McChicken

McChicken — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 23:56:02 +0000

this is photoshopped. >:)

By: bigfurrymonster

bigfurrymonster — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 23:16:04 +0000

this is why you use a pan or something to hold the pizza while in the oven cause this will happen at least 70% of the time if you dont

By: ooartemisoo

ooartemisoo — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 07:49:30 +0000

Win. Epic Win.

By: Madison

Madison — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 16:18:37 +0000

Ew…

By: tigr

tigr — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 04:36:20 +0000

That’s b/c they’re promoting a blog, and think we’re stupid enough to go to it…

By: tigr

tigr — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 04:35:36 +0000

Uh, they did…and why do you people keep posting lame blog links? It’s insulting.

By: derek

derek — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 01:29:19 +0000

appetizing

By: zzzz679

zzzz679 — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 21:39:03 +0000

OH dam i always did it the wrong way. Well it time to learn again

By: zzzz679

zzzz679 — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 21:37:39 +0000

OH dam i kept doing it the wrong way

By: 23423

23423 — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 01:01:21 +0000

photoshopped

By: jordan

jordan — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 01:59:00 +0000

it appears to be cut in strips who the hell puts strips of pizza in the oven what a retard

By: ...

... — Wed, 27 May 2009 03:45:21 +0000

The pizza didn’t fail, the guy who tried to cook it fail

By: Ken

Ken — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:04:33 +0000

if anyone sais that this is photoshopped…im gonna kill them!!! lol

By: nalani

nalani — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 16:51:01 +0000

me too we should have a funeral

By: nalani

nalani — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 16:50:33 +0000

my mom mde a pizza once and it explded wen i pked it with a chpstick it wuz so funnie

By: AL

AL — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:55:17 +0000

A lot of the store bought pizza’s state to not use a pan. the instructions state to put it directly on the rack.

By: The Memory Moomin

The Memory Moomin — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 01:46:39 +0000

Once I cooked a pizza and the rim stuck to the pan. All the air trapped beneath the pizza heated and expanded so when I opened the oven I had a pizza resembling a bowler hat. I fell over laughing. In retrospect, I should have tried wearing it.

By: sorcha.

sorcha. — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:56:29 +0000

you can tell a man attempted to cook that poor pizza.
epic fail.

By: Noctifero

Noctifero — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:16:36 +0000

I’m Italian, I suffer when I see such things happen…

By: Mikkel

Mikkel — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 00:02:05 +0000

Actually he used it.. just beneath the grill

By: Mikkel

Mikkel — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:18:30 +0000

Ever so true.. if you cant handle the Pizza fail, dont try to make the Pizza.. Rule of cookin nr. 1!

By: DanRaccoon

DanRaccoon — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 08:50:07 +0000

mmmmmm liquid pizza

By: Legen...

Legen... — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:03:24 +0000

haha i’d eat it (i’m hungry btw ^^)

By: Andrew

Andrew — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 00:52:19 +0000

ppl read the instructions too well. Some of them DO say to put it directly on the rack, but, WHY??????

By: Lord Kalvin

Lord Kalvin — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 20:04:30 +0000

How is this a fail!? Liquid pizza is the New protein shake!
/;=P

Just kidding. This is hilarious haha

By: matt shafer is dumbface

matt shafer is dumbface — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 00:51:14 +0000

this is easily the saddest pic on here imo. all the stupid bike fails and broken bones got nothin on this. If anyone needs me, Ill be mourning the death of this pizza
with another pizza

By: ellie robinson

ellie robinson — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 14:56:52 +0000

this makes me horny

By: Pauly

Pauly — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 15:49:07 +0000

she needs to chill out. it Was a pizza fail.

By: Kelsey

Kelsey — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 07:00:28 +0000

my mom did this, so i said “pizza fail!’ she got pissed at me…