this is easily the saddest pic on here imo. all the stupid bike fails and broken bones got nothin on this. If anyone needs me, Ill be mourning the death of this pizza
with another pizza
Once I cooked a pizza and the rim stuck to the pan. All the air trapped beneath the pizza heated and expanded so when I opened the oven I had a pizza resembling a bowler hat. I fell over laughing. In retrospect, I should have tried wearing it.
in their defense, sometimes the instructions say to just put on ther rack directly…. however, that doesn’t excuse the FAIL of not reading the directions, and extrapolating that to all pizzas.
Out of curiosity how many hits did this post get, it was on the Top Posts from around WordPress.com section. I’m wondering approx how many hits it takes to get there.
i heard this one story about someone who got really mad at her pit bull and stuck it in the freezer. When her kids found out she tried thawing it in the microwave. Looked something like this.
lol should have stuck with Domino’s. this reminds me of my friend’s step-dad who managed to completely ruin more than one sauce pan trying to make Kraft dinner.
FIRST!!!
this is easily the saddest pic on here imo. all the stupid bike fails and broken bones got nothin on this. If anyone needs me, Ill be mourning the death of this pizza
with another pizza
if anyone sais that this is photoshopped…im gonna kill them!!! lol
this is photoshopped. >:)
Totally. The reflections are all wrong.
Actually, it is photoshopped .. i mean, the camera didn’t put “PIZZA FAIL” in the photo ^^
technically its not photoshoped at all, just edited in by any random photo editing software.
P.S. to all of you who have analyzed the photo to see if it was photoshoped or not, you have wasted a perfectly good FAIL picture…
That’s happened to me before. Not even kidding.
I guess that makes me a FAILure.
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yes it does and to everyone out there TERE IS A THING CALLED A PAN!!! USE IT WHEN MAKING PIZZA!!!!
pizza -> |] ] | <- pizza NO!!
Actually he used it.. just beneath the grill
Once I cooked a pizza and the rim stuck to the pan. All the air trapped beneath the pizza heated and expanded so when I opened the oven I had a pizza resembling a bowler hat. I fell over laughing. In retrospect, I should have tried wearing it.
Win. Epic Win.
Agreed
lawl that’s AWESOME!
or taken pic … “Bowler Hat FAIL”
A lot of the store bought pizza’s state to not use a pan. the instructions state to put it directly on the rack.
That’s because the dough is pre-cooked. If it wasn’t you get this
Well, frozen pizza boxes actually do tell you to put the pizza directly on the oven rack.
But you’re not supposed to thaw them first.
This is the classic mistake of a padawan in the kitchen
I can see my Bf Doing Exactly that….
my mom did this, so i said “pizza fail!’ she got pissed at me…
she needs to chill out. it Was a pizza fail.
Ever so true.. if you cant handle the Pizza fail, dont try to make the Pizza.. Rule of cookin nr. 1!
FY
This Pizza rocks^^
Bah, that’s only half a fail. The baking tray was still underneath … _much_ too easy to clean
Why did someone do that at my place before? :/
yeh but the wire rack is difficult to clean, also u have to wait for it too cool down and the cheese will have stuck to it.
This is a FAILURE PIE.
mhm, very delicious!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
That’s one helluva messy fail!
CAN I GET FRIES WITH THAT,OH AND A FAIL COKE,LOL
Lol holy shit, did they not think to put a baking tray directly underneath the pizza?
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Uh, they did…and why do you people keep posting lame blog links? It’s insulting.
Looks like somebody let the kids into the kitchen….
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Looks like somebody thinks it’s kids who are always the screw ups…
LOGIC FAIL…
God, I swear, every post I see from you is just stupidity in abundance… one after the other. Think once in a while, it’ll do you some good.
That’s b/c they’re promoting a blog, and think we’re stupid enough to go to it…
ha! like it. maybe this guy needs to check out my postings on ‘cooking for men who don’t do cooking’….we were all this useless to begin with.
first of the 12 steps – check out the blog!
pp
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If we wanted to read your lame blog we’d be there instead of here.
Shameless Promotion = FAIL
No one cares, post something relevant.
in their defense, sometimes the instructions say to just put on ther rack directly…. however, that doesn’t excuse the FAIL of not reading the directions, and extrapolating that to all pizzas.
This actually looks like one of those times someone tried to make one from scratch at home and somehow thought it wouldn’t melt…
Still seems a cooking fail to me…
That’s what I was thinking. Either from scratch, or they put it in there after it thawed.
IT’S MELTING! LOL
Or maybe it was a MANUFACTURER FAIL?!
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I dont care who you are that pizza was delicious
I think too much sauce, crust too thin. I had one that was bad, but looking at this, well, mine was a success.
Total lol! xD And eww~~
Awesome!
this looks a little sweeney todd to me!
Out of curiosity how many hits did this post get, it was on the Top Posts from around WordPress.com section. I’m wondering approx how many hits it takes to get there.
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ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa
That is a true fail!
Pre-sliced for your convenience.
Think before you place it in the oven!
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And then there was pizza sticks…
Now I’m hungry
Thats not a fail, thats a success for pizza hut!
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^^Better than free porn.
This has my lolz for the day.
Heck, it’s not even on fire. Just a small fail.
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Still looks delicious
Wow. Dude, you should sell that.
That happened to me with a pumpkin pie once. Stunk like high heaven!!
Its ok. Noone is perfect.
Pizza fail, but breadstick win?
@RedWhiteAndBoom yes my friend. YES!
that was gonna be one big ass pizza.
you’d think they’d realize that and put it on a baking sheet.
guess not. lmfao
Pizza. Even when it’s bad, it’s good. Mmmm
Too true, too true.
Its not delivery, its fail!
how does that even happen
lol looks like something out of a bad horror movie
This makes me sad
i heard this one story about someone who got really mad at her pit bull and stuck it in the freezer. When her kids found out she tried thawing it in the microwave. Looked something like this.
Yes because we can ALL thaw frozen pit bulls in microwaves.
” Hey mom I found a frozen doggy can I thaw it on the microwave?”
” Sure honey, remember, not over 100 minutes
”
Musta been a huge microwave.
lol should have stuck with Domino’s. this reminds me of my friend’s step-dad who managed to completely ruin more than one sauce pan trying to make Kraft dinner.
That happened to me like a week ago!!
they are douches
not a fail, just making garlic fingers
this makes me horny
How is this a fail!? Liquid pizza is the New protein shake!
/;=P
Just kidding. This is hilarious haha
ppl read the instructions too well. Some of them DO say to put it directly on the rack, but, WHY??????
haha i’d eat it (i’m hungry btw ^^)
mmmmmm liquid pizza
I’m Italian, I suffer when I see such things happen…
me too we should have a funeral
you can tell a man attempted to cook that poor pizza.
epic fail.
my mom mde a pizza once and it explded wen i pked it with a chpstick it wuz so funnie
The pizza didn’t fail, the guy who tried to cook it fail
it appears to be cut in strips who the hell puts strips of pizza in the oven what a retard
photoshopped
OH dam i kept doing it the wrong way
OH dam i always did it the wrong way. Well it time to learn again
appetizing
Ew…
this is why you use a pan or something to hold the pizza while in the oven cause this will happen at least 70% of the time if you dont
re friggin tarded is what thats called
lmao i was reading this and all around it were ads for pizzas :3
This is why there exists something called a pizza stone.
pizza stones suck. i use pizza IRONS. but anyhow this have never happened to me!
this is going to be a messy cleanup.