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  1. George says:

    Man, all these military funerals er makin’ me hungry. I hope they have them little Vienna sausages I like so much. Heh heh heh…

  2. AHAHAHAHAH!!
    a very nice Blog!!
    clap clap clap!!

  3. JAy1st says:

    Still equal to him-self (aka stupid)

    • Fuzzy Yoshi says:

      Yeah, it’s pretty embarrassing, I’ll admit. But I don’t see anything better coming out of those two jokers in the Democrat party. At least Bush is making an effort here! (A lot better than He Whom We Must Not Scrutinize Lest We Be Considered Racists…)

      • Anonymous says:

        Not racist. Just fairly ignorant.

      • Shaun G says:

        Whatever, I don’t understand why every time Bush is mocked some people just say he’s doing alright. Bush is a dumb fuck… No doubt about it. It doesn’t matter whether your republican or democrat, he’s “failed” in so many ways there’s no reason to even argue about it.

        Im voting for Obama not because of who has better or worse policies. I say it’s about time we have a non old white fuck running our country.

        • that random guy says:

          The fact is, everybody such as yourself is too busy dwelling in Bush’s past in order to find any way to rag on him to have done anything about the issues at hand.

          So, you fail for being a “dumb fuck” by not realizing what happens right in front of you.

        • anon says:

          Voting based on race is a pretty damn stupid way to vote.

          Fail.

          And not voting for a white person because they ARE white is obviously racism, for whoever idiots would probably have said otherwise.

      • RPGod says:

        Obama can’t do anything right now. He’s a senator

  4. Bevis says:

    My liver! My liver!

  5. Captain Obvious says:

    that’s where his decisions come from, his gut. He doesn’t listen to his advisors or read any reports.

  6. Did you bunk biology?

  7. kim says:

    Ha! The way to a man’s heart is through his stomache

  8. Bush is a tard says:

    LOLZ AT BUSH

  9. kljsdfljsdfjlfsd says:

    bush is fucking gay he if was good president he would make niggers go back to the cotton fields same with mexicans jews chinks retards east indians and dayden

  10. He’s a fail no matter how you slice it!

  11. Ricky Henderson says:

    how come i can no longer post?

  12. Ricky Henderson says:

    Oh this is just not right… The author of this site is using censorship.

    And it’s selective too. So many other people are doing the EXACT SAME THING as ricky was and they’re not getting banned for it. Nonsense! Lower the ban on Ricky!

  13. Ricky Henderson says:

    Ricky’s point is that the author has chosen to not allow Ricky to post, but meanwhile continues to allow other people to spam messages that pimp their websites. Smacks of favoritism, doesnt it?

    This is one helluva funny site, Ricky merely wants to point visitors to his site, which is equally funny.

  14. Keelhaul says:

    #2…HA!..It’s like you read his mind…HA!
    I’m thinkin….Chili,Beans,old Salsa…The #3 platter at El Charro T taqueria topped off with a cold one and a little nap on the flight over and Here comes the 21 gun salute!

  15. Cassidy says:

    Everybody knows that George Bush is a fail. But, let’s spend out time making fun of him. What an idiot!

  16. Cassidy says:

    @ #12, shut up.

  17. Cassidy says:

    @ #12: I’m not African American, I just don’t wanna go through another civil war.

  18. Cassidy says:

    @ #12, you’re a racist.

  19. grammarfreak says:

    Dumba**

  20. none says:

    Pretty hard to find your heart when you dont have one !

    Mr. Patriot.

  21. bill says:

    bush is a dumb shit

  22. bill says:

    we should rick roll him

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  25. Bushhasser says:

    Bush ist ein blödes Arschloch.
    Er hat kein Herz und ist ein Kriegstreiber.
    Pfuiiii Bush

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  27. Happenstance says:

    Eh. This should come as no surprise to anyone who’s seen Bush “salute” (keep head down, flap hand in general direction of head). The Donald Trump lookalike doing his Napoleon imitation (next to the “F”) and the girl in the pink sweater using both hands are funnier.

  28. ohmaddiee says:

    you guys really think that the president of the country doesn’t know where his heart is?
    c’mon, his iq is above room temperature, people.

  29. grammarfreak says:

    G, he doesn’t know where his heart is. And he’s still convinced he can run an intire country.

  30. grammarfreak says:

    Entire, not intire. Sorry…

  31. Gregor says:

    I’ve never wished harm upon another “human” being before… before Dubya, that is… What would be funny to me is if he contracted some rare, terrible disease with an only known cure derived from Stem Cell research. I bet that cowardly fool would of course take said research.

    What. An. Ass.

  32. JimtheConquerer says:

    As far as stem cell research goes, stem cell research was not banned by the bush admin, rather, government funds were not allocated to it. Unfortunately for us, more ridiculous programs are not having funds taken away!

    If there was a market for stem cell research the private industry (glaxo kline smith (sp?)), bayer, or pfizer or someone would have started doing in depth research on it by now.

    But agreed, Bush is a tard, but hate him for the proper reasons….expanding the imperial federal gov’t (and that is not including military means)

    Dead Republicans should be rolling around in their graves due to the general fiscal irresponsbility of the Bush Admin.

  33. grammarfreak says:

    lol.

  34. Hegor says:

    JimtheConquerer: No worries, I hate him for all of the right reasons, too – not just SCR.. but you can’t say that Bush hasn’t had a hand in the demise of funding… through the channels of his administration and it’s fundamentalist stance. I’m surprised there isn’t a f’in steeple on the white house.

    I was just saying that I hope he falls to something rife with irony… because saying it any other way would likely land me on the TSA no-fly list!

    Have a great weekend, all!

  35. xxx says:

    he is the biggest terrorist. if he wants to fight terrorism effectively and consequently he has to kill himself.

  36. JimtheConquerer says:

    @38 Megor
    I agree, he had a hand in the demise of funding. I’m saying more stuff should have a demise in funding. I guess, my point is too much stuff is funded by the imperial federal gov’t under any administration. But I see what you are saying with reasoning behind denying SCR was not for the correct reason.

    As a supporter of the free market, if SCR was truly marketable those private corporations would have gobbled up researching it with funding only from private industry.

    And on top of that with private/free market funding it would be figured out more efficiently without layers of bureaucracy!

    @39 xxx, now that was just ig’nant

    -JT Conquerer

  37. liljoeyster says:

    hes a f(ing) loser

  38. twolaneflash says:

    With all you haters around, my heart would sink, too. When the hell are you venom-filled losers going to do something positive besides poison the water. W won. Twice. The American military, with damn little help from our Allies, are winning freedom for million. You surrender-monkeys and Bush-beaters go find a change, or a hope, or a high. The deeper your hatred, the higher W rises. Fucking irony that.

  39. Oohhh….buurrrrrp…
    Goshhhh what a…..

  40. xxx says:

    bringing peace with violence is stupid. bush wants america be a war nation that should occupy the whole world. fucked up shit.

  41. daballa462 says:

    LMAO too funny. BUSH fails at life

    #12 ur late for ur KKK rally

    http://www.daveedblog.wordpress.com!

  42. Anonymous says:

    Electoral fail for the USA – you voted in a president who can’t find his own heart (or France, for that matter).

  43. At least he has a flag pin. That is, after all, the most important thing about a politician.

    http://aphilosopher.wordpress.com

  44. ‘well…his hearts in the right place’

    ..well….no.

  45. Stewie says:

    Of course stupid!!! What a stupid thing to say!!

    Mum!!!

  46. daveman says:

    lol even the children standing next to him get it right!! what a dumbass.

    great blog btw

  47. xxx says:

    the alleged greatest nation with the dumbest ass on top.
    haha

  48. isecore says:

    “In gut we trust”

  49. Happenstance says:

    Twolaneflash (#42): If I may paraphrase the words of a wise old fictional character: “Who is the bigger FAIL–the FAIL, or the FAIL who follows him?”

    FREEDOM FOR MILLION!

  50. brblife says:

    me tummy no feel so good. too many tasty kittens.

  51. Iman Azol says:

    I wonder if he’s just bringing it up or down? Was he wrong the whole way through?

    And as for you Europhag peace-pansies, you’re just afraid we’ll liberate France next…and give it back to Germany where it belongs.

  52. Steve Richmond says:

    Apparently they don’t like the REAL one of Obama!

  53. The vegetable man says:

    He is perfectly fine! He thinks his stomach is the most similar to his non existent heart

  54. The vegetable man says:

    American idiot

  55. lfjdgjlfxblbjlxcvb says:

    oboma is terrorist

  56. Homer says:

    mmmm…open faced sandwich

  57. ravenscawl says:

    another “dub” flub..But considering his anus is in
    the middle of his face! He might have it.

  58. ishquez says:

    isn’t the heart also related to the gut!?

  59. Saywhat says:

    Twolaneflash I have multiple things to say to you. One, Bush didn’t win the first election. All he did was win the courthouse considering the manufacturers of the voting machines were for bush and rigged them so he would win. Two when you say millions saved did you count the fact that over 1.2 million people have died as a result of the war? Also Bush is not winning freedom as there was and still is no plan for Post Invasion Iraq. And by the way, the only reason why he won the second time was because of ignorant hicks and “Patriots” (my ass) like you and those selfish upper class people who want the tax cut.

  60. Pinko says:

    Obama IS A terrorist…

  61. Dark says:

    Man, I don’t know what’s a bigger fail… Bush, or your bitching.

  62. debsgr8r says:

    OMG! This has to be the most hilarious of all. And here I thought, “…just as long as he doesn’t have to do any impromptu speeches…”

  63. Andi says:

    Damn bush is just one of a kind… .
    Without the germans would still be the most hated on the globe :D .
    And i have never seen a accendently funnier politician like him! :D

  64. RCC says:

    This shows how much sympathy Bush-43
    has for someone who has died (the photo does not show if it a civil or a military person who is being honored by everyone but our short-time prez.) Does not matter who it is in the grave, you still show some respect! This man has and even shows he has no heart and I am sad to say I voted for the _________-______ both times he ran. He has destroyed the GOP and our country to where the Dems can run over McCain – God help us! We have needed a good 3 or more party system that would also eliminate the Electoral College! That way a brilliant but not rich man like Ron Paul could have had a fair shot at this lofty position. Bush-43 still “kicks the troops” by spending, spending and spending more- but the soldiers up on the front lines don’t get the gear, ammo, new technology seen on TV, a regiment of our people are given “DO NOT FIRE” orders when going into known hostile territory! When we suffer too many deaths then their order are changed to a “DO NOT FIRE FIRST – USE DEFENSIVE FIRE ONLY”, &
    the troops are spread so far and thin not even being given an objective of what they are there to to. And our men are still without the older bullet vests – much less the newer vests that are lighter, cover the under the armpit open area, etc… I LOVE OUR USA, BUT I FEAR OUR GOVERNMENT! Good Luck and Keep Your Powder Dry! RCC

  65. pjbottoms says:

    The girl on the left looks like she’s doing the Macarana

  66. zim says:

    President Bush better watch where he puts his hands.

  67. fatman says:

    My god #42 ur a big retarded mother fker. Think of it this way…. George W. Bush Jnr. sent troops into their death to follow in his father’s footsteps. I bet when he was younger he went,

    “Daddy Daddy I want to be just like you!”

    And now he has failed. Thousands of American troops have died going into Iraq. I bet ur one of those retards who voted for him and don’t feel sorry for what u did. I bet there hasn’t been a single member of ur family killed in the war.

    And i may add, Why is a grown person viewing a page like this meant for kids to come and enjoy? I’m still a kid but i have done enough research on this issue to noe that Bush is wrong. Dumbass SOB

  68. mertle says:

    What a class act!
    Mertle

  69. ... says:

    he was hungry!

  70. your mom says:

    bush is a joke.

  71. Siadav says:

    @12 at what point were Jews and retards put to work in cotton fields?
    Also the kid in the suit behind GW is looking at his ass.
    Also the girl on the left appears to have 2 hearts

  72. jane says:

    girl at left thinks she’s lying in the coffin.

  73. Jay says:

    What’s with the wannabe Napoleon behind him? Why are our political leaders such a bunch of n00bs??

  74. the symbolism says it all here.

  75. dumbfucks says:

    The little girl appears to be the only one who actually knows that the human heart is in the CENTER of the chest.

  76. zeniamai says:

    hahahahaha! Bush is such a joke!

  77. zayer says:

    wow i shouldn’t of had that last bite of little Vienna sausages i think im gone blow

  78. Harry says:

    To find own ass, need 2 hands…

    …at least.

  79. bob says:

    George Bush – Failking

  80. FuzzyYoshi says:

    “Failking” or not, he’s got my respect. Who knows what he goes through? Until we sit in the Oval Office, we don’t have an f’in clue. Hey, he makes an effort – way more so than Obama (who’s got enough fails of his own, which, unfortunately, we don’t see).

  81. HarryParaTestes says:

    SOMEBODYS HUNGRY

  82. -ME- says:

    YAY! Pepto Bismo!

  83. NOT mentally ill says:

    Such a moron!!
    From day one….

  84. freaky says:

    look at the guy behind the 2 girls….hartfail ghehe

  85. spats says:

    Everyone is laughing at bush with his hand over his stomach.
    I think we should be more worried about the girl on the left with two hearts!

  86. Kate the Great says:

    So the way to a mans heart really IS through his stomach

  87. madcow says:

    “Mr. Presendent, are you pregnant?”

  88. Levente says:

    Guy to the left: concealed weapon WIN!

  89. Sarah says:

    Ummmmm, what an arse. Yah, so we get every guy loves his dick but his stomach? Really, and we take charges from this guy????

    WHat a douche

  90. failenharden says:

    wellll CLEARLY with the past UFO sightings enroute to bush’s ranch in texas hes NOT human.. and his alien heart is in his belly!

    HUMAN fail i say..

  91. Kaiser says:

    Hamburgers…heh heh heh…

  92. alk says:

    The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. He is just on his way. So cut him some slack will ya?

  93. Hauntzor says:

    What?… He’s hungry!
    Also, what the frack is Donald Trump doing there???

  94. Tracey says:

    Rest of gathering of people: I pledge allegiance to the flag…
    Bush: (lost in thought): I wonder when supper is. I’m hungry.

  95. Llama says:

    Pepto Bismol win!

  96. Woah! says:

    Remember, Obama doesn’t salute the U.S. flag for a whole song.

  97. Pauly says:

    I’ve seen this pic. It was taken at an event to remember 9/11 victims in 2004. Seriously, where is his hand? Why is it there?

  98. kitty says:

    Maybe his heart fell into the black hole?

    and he tried locating it
    poor guy … O.O

  99. Jimera0 says:

    There’s stupid, and then there’s Bush

  100. googlehupf says:

    a bit deeper george…. :)

  101. manty says:

    hahaha. this just proves that bush has no heart. he swallowed it and now he tires to find it.

  102. gordonbark says:

    Who’s a little retard? WHooo’s a little retarrd? You’s a little retard! That’s right! Youuu’ss a little reetard!

  103. Sin says:

    I pledge alliegence

    to my lunch

  104. WTF lol says:

    bush is the biggest epic failure EVER, thats what u get for electing a religious freak

    he is an ex drunk coke head, WTF america WTF, why

    he should be sent to the Hague for war crimes, blair too

  105. adaff says:

    So… Does this mean Bush fucks using his heart?

  106. Noctifero says:

    It reminds me Silvio Berlusconi’s lameness.

    ^ ^

  107. BLT3200 says:

    he had (clears throat)

    SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM BAKED BEANS AND SPAM!
    SPAMDY SAMMMMMM SPAMDY SPAMMMMM!!!!
    SHUT UP!!!!!

  108. CyrillKR says:

    Bush is like damn im so hungry

  109. corky says:

    heart positioning fail… pepto bismol win?

  110. Miruna says:

    LOL i think that the chick grabbing her boobs on the left is more of a fail

  111. Noha307 says:

    He always follows his gut.

  112. Rick says:

    I wouldent say fail…..id say typical

  113. forensicmama says:

    I believe he was smoothing his jacket.

  114. 314T00 says:

    Dude..not fail…just Bush :)

  115. Comrade says:

    Not like your heart is directly under your left breast anyway.

  116. Chii says:

    he’s just covering up that black hole right there. |)

  117. Kidyubyub says:

    Perhaps Obammy can send Bush a stimulus check so he can hire some illegals to raise his hand up a few inches.

  118.   says:

    that’s where his heart is- in the stomach – that doesnt care about ****, only eating


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