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Man, all these military funerals er makin’ me hungry. I hope they have them little Vienna sausages I like so much. Heh heh heh…
When Bush is finally overthrown, the new president should organize this thing where … people are invited to come up to the white house (an atheist, an Iraqi war soldier, a person from Afghanistan, a person from Iraq, a mother who has lost her son in the war, a flamboyant gay, an African-American, a vegetarian, an evolution scientist, a middle-class working mother, Al Gore, a person who was evicted unfairly from their house, an environmentalist, Michael More, a little kid who never learned to read, and a Floridian) and march into the oval office with Bush and the new president. The new president will then make Bush bend over and pull his pants down, and then give an oar to the first person whom he pissed off during his rein of terror, and they shall all line up and give him a well-deserved and over-due spank on the ass.
I second that!
Someones hungry for fail
I third that!!!
Oh and can I be the floridian? I’m from florida =D
you can be the flamboyant gay
i agree with that
I wanna be the little kid who never learned to read!
you guys are all dumb asses who can’t understand why bush does what he does
I Second That
Ummm … because he’s an idiot?
american idiot
wot dus that sai?
sounds a little more like they will all most likely be fighting over the paddle cause they will all want to be the first one to strike him
oooo ii like a good spanking session
*Gets popcorn*
most of the time the comments are funnier than than the picture
*takes your popcorn*
AGREED
Awwwwwww what no hawaiian?
Me first please!!!!!!!!!
me too
He might like that :O
agreed. 100%
Heart Positioning Fail… They’re right, its a little lower.
YES!
AHAHAHAHAH!!
a very nice Blog!!
clap clap clap!!
Still equal to him-self (aka stupid)
Yeah, it’s pretty embarrassing, I’ll admit. But I don’t see anything better coming out of those two jokers in the Democrat party. At least Bush is making an effort here! (A lot better than He Whom We Must Not Scrutinize Lest We Be Considered Racists…)
Not racist. Just fairly ignorant.
Obama can’t do anything right now. He’s a senator
Voting based on race is a pretty damn stupid way to vote.
Fail.
And not voting for a white person because they ARE white is obviously racism, for whoever idiots would probably have said otherwise.
My liver! My liver!
Lol, Hadn’t thought of his alcoholism. XD
that’s where his decisions come from, his gut. He doesn’t listen to his advisors or read any reports.
Did you bunk biology?
and you never caught up?
http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com
Ha! The way to a man’s heart is through his stomache
Spelling/lame joke fail.
LOLZ AT BUSH
He’s a fail no matter how you slice it!
how come i can no longer post?
Oh this is just not right… The author of this site is using censorship.
And it’s selective too. So many other people are doing the EXACT SAME THING as ricky was and they’re not getting banned for it. Nonsense! Lower the ban on Ricky!
Ricky’s point is that the author has chosen to not allow Ricky to post, but meanwhile continues to allow other people to spam messages that pimp their websites. Smacks of favoritism, doesnt it?
This is one helluva funny site, Ricky merely wants to point visitors to his site, which is equally funny.
#2…HA!..It’s like you read his mind…HA!
I’m thinkin….Chili,Beans,old Salsa…The #3 platter at El Charro T taqueria topped off with a cold one and a little nap on the flight over and Here comes the 21 gun salute!
Everybody knows that George Bush is a fail. But, let’s spend out time making fun of him. What an idiot!
@ #12, shut up.
@ #12: I’m not African American, I just don’t wanna go through another civil war.
@ #12, you’re a racist.
Dumba**
hmmm…
Pretty hard to find your heart when you dont have one !
Mr. Patriot.
bush is a dumb shit
we should rick roll him
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Eh. This should come as no surprise to anyone who’s seen Bush “salute” (keep head down, flap hand in general direction of head). The Donald Trump lookalike doing his Napoleon imitation (next to the “F”) and the girl in the pink sweater using both hands are funnier.
you guys really think that the president of the country doesn’t know where his heart is?
c’mon, his iq is above room temperature, people.
G, he doesn’t know where his heart is. And he’s still convinced he can run an intire country.
Entire, not intire. Sorry…
I’ve never wished harm upon another “human” being before… before Dubya, that is… What would be funny to me is if he contracted some rare, terrible disease with an only known cure derived from Stem Cell research. I bet that cowardly fool would of course take said research.
What. An. Ass.
As far as stem cell research goes, stem cell research was not banned by the bush admin, rather, government funds were not allocated to it. Unfortunately for us, more ridiculous programs are not having funds taken away!
If there was a market for stem cell research the private industry (glaxo kline smith (sp?)), bayer, or pfizer or someone would have started doing in depth research on it by now.
But agreed, Bush is a tard, but hate him for the proper reasons….expanding the imperial federal gov’t (and that is not including military means)
Dead Republicans should be rolling around in their graves due to the general fiscal irresponsbility of the Bush Admin.
There’s no private market because no cures, NIL, have come from embryonic stem cell research, while private companies have used adult cells and cord cells for over 70 different problems with huge success. These are the stories the liberal left media don’t want you to have. See http://www.stemcellresearch.org/facts/treatments.htm for a comprehensive list.
lol.
JimtheConquerer: No worries, I hate him for all of the right reasons, too – not just SCR.. but you can’t say that Bush hasn’t had a hand in the demise of funding… through the channels of his administration and it’s fundamentalist stance. I’m surprised there isn’t a f’in steeple on the white house.
I was just saying that I hope he falls to something rife with irony… because saying it any other way would likely land me on the TSA no-fly list!
Have a great weekend, all!
he is the biggest terrorist. if he wants to fight terrorism effectively and consequently he has to kill himself.
@38 Megor
I agree, he had a hand in the demise of funding. I’m saying more stuff should have a demise in funding. I guess, my point is too much stuff is funded by the imperial federal gov’t under any administration. But I see what you are saying with reasoning behind denying SCR was not for the correct reason.
As a supporter of the free market, if SCR was truly marketable those private corporations would have gobbled up researching it with funding only from private industry.
And on top of that with private/free market funding it would be figured out more efficiently without layers of bureaucracy!
@39 xxx, now that was just ig’nant
-JT Conquerer
hes a f(ing) loser
Oohhh….buurrrrrp…
Goshhhh what a…..
LMAO too funny. BUSH fails at life
#12 ur late for ur KKK rally
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Electoral fail for the USA – you voted in a president who can’t find his own heart (or France, for that matter).
At least he has a flag pin. That is, after all, the most important thing about a politician.
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‘well…his hearts in the right place’
..well….no.
Of course stupid!!! What a stupid thing to say!!
Mum!!!
lol even the children standing next to him get it right!! what a dumbass.
great blog btw
the alleged greatest nation with the dumbest ass on top.
haha
“In gut we trust”
Twolaneflash (#42): If I may paraphrase the words of a wise old fictional character: “Who is the bigger FAIL–the FAIL, or the FAIL who follows him?”
FREEDOM FOR MILLION!
me tummy no feel so good. too many tasty kittens.
I wonder if he’s just bringing it up or down? Was he wrong the whole way through?
And as for you Europhag peace-pansies, you’re just afraid we’ll liberate France next…and give it back to Germany where it belongs.
Apparently they don’t like the REAL one of Obama!
He is perfectly fine! He thinks his stomach is the most similar to his non existent heart
American idiot
I like beans
oboma is terrorist
mmmm…open faced sandwich
another “dub” flub..But considering his anus is in
the middle of his face! He might have it.
isn’t the heart also related to the gut!?
Twolaneflash I have multiple things to say to you. One, Bush didn’t win the first election. All he did was win the courthouse considering the manufacturers of the voting machines were for bush and rigged them so he would win. Two when you say millions saved did you count the fact that over 1.2 million people have died as a result of the war? Also Bush is not winning freedom as there was and still is no plan for Post Invasion Iraq. And by the way, the only reason why he won the second time was because of ignorant hicks and “Patriots” (my ass) like you and those selfish upper class people who want the tax cut.
Obama IS A terrorist…
OMG! This has to be the most hilarious of all. And here I thought, “…just as long as he doesn’t have to do any impromptu speeches…”
Damn bush is just one of a kind… .
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Without the germans would still be the most hated on the globe
And i have never seen a accendently funnier politician like him!
This shows how much sympathy Bush-43
has for someone who has died (the photo does not show if it a civil or a military person who is being honored by everyone but our short-time prez.) Does not matter who it is in the grave, you still show some respect! This man has and even shows he has no heart and I am sad to say I voted for the _________-______ both times he ran. He has destroyed the GOP and our country to where the Dems can run over McCain – God help us! We have needed a good 3 or more party system that would also eliminate the Electoral College! That way a brilliant but not rich man like Ron Paul could have had a fair shot at this lofty position. Bush-43 still “kicks the troops” by spending, spending and spending more- but the soldiers up on the front lines don’t get the gear, ammo, new technology seen on TV, a regiment of our people are given “DO NOT FIRE” orders when going into known hostile territory! When we suffer too many deaths then their order are changed to a “DO NOT FIRE FIRST – USE DEFENSIVE FIRE ONLY”, &
the troops are spread so far and thin not even being given an objective of what they are there to to. And our men are still without the older bullet vests – much less the newer vests that are lighter, cover the under the armpit open area, etc… I LOVE OUR USA, BUT I FEAR OUR GOVERNMENT! Good Luck and Keep Your Powder Dry! RCC
The girl on the left looks like she’s doing the Macarana
President Bush better watch where he puts his hands.
My god #42 ur a big retarded mother fker. Think of it this way…. George W. Bush Jnr. sent troops into their death to follow in his father’s footsteps. I bet when he was younger he went,
“Daddy Daddy I want to be just like you!”
And now he has failed. Thousands of American troops have died going into Iraq. I bet ur one of those retards who voted for him and don’t feel sorry for what u did. I bet there hasn’t been a single member of ur family killed in the war.
And i may add, Why is a grown person viewing a page like this meant for kids to come and enjoy? I’m still a kid but i have done enough research on this issue to noe that Bush is wrong. Dumbass SOB
What a class act!
Mertle
he was hungry!
bush is a joke.
@12 at what point were Jews and retards put to work in cotton fields?
Also the kid in the suit behind GW is looking at his ass.
Also the girl on the left appears to have 2 hearts
girl at left thinks she’s lying in the coffin.
What’s with the wannabe Napoleon behind him? Why are our political leaders such a bunch of n00bs??
the symbolism says it all here.
hahahahaha! Bush is such a joke!
wow i shouldn’t of had that last bite of little Vienna sausages i think im gone blow
To find own ass, need 2 hands…
…at least.
George Bush – Failking
“Failking” or not, he’s got my respect. Who knows what he goes through? Until we sit in the Oval Office, we don’t have an f’in clue. Hey, he makes an effort – way more so than Obama (who’s got enough fails of his own, which, unfortunately, we don’t see).
Actually, I give that distinction to our enemies abroad.
AMEN! Ditto, dude! I’m glad I’m not the only one who feels this way!
Yeah!. That would solve all of your country’s problems, how could we all not see it? You have to be a genius, why dont you get into politics? Then we can take over the USA a lot faster.
SOMEBODYS HUNGRY
YAY! Pepto Bismo!
Such a moron!!
From day one….
interesting that you’re too scared to put your name out there.
You’re one to talk, anon.
Just because we don’t want to put our name out doesn’t mean that we’re afraid to.
look at the guy behind the 2 girls….hartfail ghehe
Everyone is laughing at bush with his hand over his stomach.
I think we should be more worried about the girl on the left with two hearts!
Maybe she’s a Time Lord.
So the way to a mans heart really IS through his stomach
“Mr. Presendent, are you pregnant?”
Guy to the left: concealed weapon WIN!
wellll CLEARLY with the past UFO sightings enroute to bush’s ranch in texas hes NOT human.. and his alien heart is in his belly!
HUMAN fail i say..
you need professional help….
Hamburgers…heh heh heh…
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. He is just on his way. So cut him some slack will ya?
What?… He’s hungry!
Also, what the frack is Donald Trump doing there???
People like you make me eat my words, in that, “Well, anybody would be better than Bush.” You also make me seriously contemplate eugenics.
lets see someone like you try to run a country
Rest of gathering of people: I pledge allegiance to the flag…
Bush: (lost in thought): I wonder when supper is. I’m hungry.
Pepto Bismol win!
Remember, Obama doesn’t salute the U.S. flag for a whole song.
I’ve seen this pic. It was taken at an event to remember 9/11 victims in 2004. Seriously, where is his hand? Why is it there?
Maybe his heart fell into the black hole?
and he tried locating it
poor guy … O.O
There’s stupid, and then there’s Bush
a bit deeper george….
hahaha. this just proves that bush has no heart. he swallowed it and now he tires to find it.
Who’s a little retard? WHooo’s a little retarrd? You’s a little retard! That’s right! Youuu’ss a little reetard!
I pledge alliegence
to my lunch
bush is the biggest epic failure EVER, thats what u get for electing a religious freak
he is an ex drunk coke head, WTF america WTF, why
he should be sent to the Hague for war crimes, blair too
It reminds me Silvio Berlusconi’s lameness.
^ ^
he had (clears throat)
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM BAKED BEANS AND SPAM!
SPAMDY SAMMMMMM SPAMDY SPAMMMMM!!!!
SHUT UP!!!!!
Bush is like damn im so hungry
heart positioning fail… pepto bismol win?
The key to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
LOL i think that the chick grabbing her boobs on the left is more of a fail
He always follows his gut.
I wouldent say fail…..id say typical
I believe he was smoothing his jacket.
Dude..not fail…just Bush
Not like your heart is directly under your left breast anyway.
he’s just covering up that black hole right there. |)
Perhaps Obammy can send Bush a stimulus check so he can hire some illegals to raise his hand up a few inches.
that’s where his heart is- in the stomach – that doesnt care about ****, only eating
shows*
is he hungry, maybe?
his heart is in the stomach, which means he doesn’t care about shit, only eating
Typical.
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hahaha i miss him
it’s amazing the united states made it this far with leaders like this
“Oh, I think I’ve got a diarrhea” said Bush.
This is a masonry presentation, he was not seeking for his heart.
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