Agreed. Instead of being overcome by compassion, and rushing to help in any way possible, some hillbilly is standing there, probably shooting spit and chunks of food from his purple face while trying to figure out “this derned camrey”.
Wow, I bet you never been out of the concrete jungle before. Do you think every one living on farms who grows your food is a bunch of ignorant hicks? If so, stereotyping is alive and well. The bottom cow is in no danger and shouldn’t be in any real pain, stuff like this happens all the time and isn’t a big deal.
BTW, these are BEEF, not dairy, not every black and white bovine is a dairy cow.
MARKKS:
who cares.
btw they are all a bunch of ignorant hicks.
stereotyping people only happens because said people all follow a certain criteria, allowing themselves to be stereotyped. get off the farm and go to school
Animal cruelty… hahahahahahaha…… I’ll take the word of the “farmer defender”–they don’t look like they’re in any pain. In fact, they look like they’re about to have a kinky fun time! So PETA can just shut up and drop off the face of the earth.
“I once had a sheep die on me for doing the same thing as that cow did.”
Why did you stick your head under the fence in the first place and how long were you stuck there???
Hallo!
Das glaubt kein Mensch!
Dass nur Gott das Recht hat, über das Leben der Menschen zu entscheiden!
Weil alle glauben:
Dass der Sohn Gottes von Menschen für Menschen gekreuzigt wurde!
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. Cows will hurt themselves on barbed wire fences to reach anything, even old moldy hay, as long as it is on the other side.
this site is so fucking gay i bet none of you faggits have been laid your guys are gonan be the 90 year old virgin and hitler rocks and you USA faggits should learn that canada dosn’t live in igloo’s and learn to not vote for niggers
Oh my god! There ARE rude Canadians! Who knew?
p.s. This is a website, so it can’t have a sexuality. If we haven’t been laid how are we faggots? We plan on dying before we’re 90. Hitler sucked, and he’s dead now. Get over it, Nazi wierdo. USA is not an adjective. Canada cannot live in igloos because it is far too large to fit in one. You are a racist, and Obama will make a great president.
this saite is very lame i knew the USA got hard to animals going at it and the person that wrote the above messdge i bet the only reason you ssay that is because you dont want to be the only one in the world with a millimeter peter
Insult fail. Since when could a country get a hard-on? Are you that guy from pain olimpics? The one who cut off his penis? Either way, if you are him or are gust a troll, you are never getting laid
Did none of you guys ever live on a farm? You can’t see it well but that is a bull. He’s got a weenie. …Now as for the pinned one, I don’t know. Maybe they’re homosexual bulls.
wow, i even missed a couple. that’s a lot of errors.
i can’t believe someone could be so terrible not only at grammar, but at spelling and typing. if you’re going to voice your opinion, you might like to learn how to use the language. otherwise you just look like even more of a dick.
It’s all funny till you start posting pictures like this. What freak would take pictures of that and not help? I stopped reading you when you posted Easter Fail on rabbit roadkill. I dropped by on a whim. I was right in staying out.
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Gut oder böse?
Mein Körper ist mein bester Freund!
Er ist für mich “wie Gott”!
Er ist immer gut zu mir!
Er verzeiht mir aber nichts!
Wenn ich mich vernachlässige,
bestraft er mich und ich werde krank!
Weil es allen anderen Menschen genau so geht,
darum glaube ich an Gott!
Gott verzeiht den Menschen nie!
Die Vergangenheit belastet die Seelen der Menschen
bis in die Ewigkeit!
Darum gibt es Himmel und Hölle!
happy cows come from California
This proves it, the grass IS greener on the other side.
S&M cows make tastier milk / semen
hahah
AHHHHHHHHH DATE RAPE!!!
taking advantage of the situation for the win
necrobeastiality?
Kinky bastards
legen…
wait for it…
dairy!
Wonder how long it was stuck like that?
it might be dead >:
This is turning into some kinda animal cruelty page? What for?
Agreed. Instead of being overcome by compassion, and rushing to help in any way possible, some hillbilly is standing there, probably shooting spit and chunks of food from his purple face while trying to figure out “this derned camrey”.
Wow, I bet you never been out of the concrete jungle before. Do you think every one living on farms who grows your food is a bunch of ignorant hicks? If so, stereotyping is alive and well. The bottom cow is in no danger and shouldn’t be in any real pain, stuff like this happens all the time and isn’t a big deal.
BTW, these are BEEF, not dairy, not every black and white bovine is a dairy cow.
wow. farmer defender FTW
AGRICULTURAL MANAGEMENT WIN!!
MARKKS:
who cares.
btw they are all a bunch of ignorant hicks.
stereotyping people only happens because said people all follow a certain criteria, allowing themselves to be stereotyped. get off the farm and go to school
dude, your an idiot. people make up stereotypes to try to make the ones making the stereotypes feel better about them selves
in other words “to make them selves feel better”
way to try too hard to sound smart
you are a loser. you’ve lost in the long run… well you’ve lost in the short run also.
here wait, wait… you’ve just lost.
the game…
ZING!
I dont care who you are but stereotypes are funny
You seem to know a lot about cows. I thought that a bull impregnates a cow. Non-ignorant hick FAIL!!!
yeah man, u show those ignorant citiots. angus for the win.
purple face? wtf?
if my kid got there head stuck in a fence, i’d laugh and take a picture too.
what if he got bummed by a cow?
you mean:
“what if he got pumped by a cow?”
lol i cant choose the image, first time posting
shut up
dude F U F U F U F U not everyone from the souths a hillbilly not even the farmers
hick.
Punctuation FAIL. Must have been the chewing tobacco making the keys stick on his Wal-Mart computer keyboard.
You forgot to say “with his digital camera”.
Animal cruelty… hahahahahahaha…… I’ll take the word of the “farmer defender”–they don’t look like they’re in any pain. In fact, they look like they’re about to have a kinky fun time! So PETA can just shut up and drop off the face of the earth.
That’s only a FAIL for one of them.
Can you say “bovine bondage”? I knew you could.
I once had a sheep die on me for doing the same thing as that cow did.
“I once had a sheep die on me for doing the same thing as that cow did.”
Why did you stick your head under the fence in the first place and how long were you stuck there???
Ambiguous Syntax WIN!
lmfao
haha
Some love action going on there!
http://englishfail.wordpress.com
Some love action going on there!
wow
LMAO!
I does not get any better.
WTF?!
hahahaa
Poor cow. Nice picture.
Interesting to note that this website is the only one that is not in CNN’s blog and made it to the top WordPress.com powered website.
wow, where do you find this crap? there just two cows right? (no bull) so it’s like a domination thing or something.
#19, they are S&M lesbian cows. Wait, so wouldn’t it be WIN?
OMG!!! Hilarious!
I lol’d for a good 15 mins
Hallo!
Das glaubt kein Mensch!
Dass nur Gott das Recht hat, über das Leben der Menschen zu entscheiden!
Weil alle glauben:
Dass der Sohn Gottes von Menschen für Menschen gekreuzigt wurde!
Religious fanatic and using German on a english spoken website FAIL
That’s how I feel at work every single day.
on second look I think the top one is trying to get a better view so she can help…
I just discovered you … ROFL!!
dont mooooooove baby!
fly me
Oh, like you don’t see the same thing at every singles bar…
or is that just Canada>
wtf is going on here!
http://www.spencersuselessblog.wordpress.com
Some cows have all the luck!
Hahaha! I laughed so hard I fell off the chair.
That’s really funny!
AHAHAHAHAHAAHA! It’s a 2 for 1 today.
http://www.antiheromanifesto.wordpress.com
I don’t see the fail here – it’s the technique I’m using all times ;o)
Hahahahaaa!!!
sicko
Something is bad, XD
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. Cows will hurt themselves on barbed wire fences to reach anything, even old moldy hay, as long as it is on the other side.
this site is so fucking gay i bet none of you faggits have been laid your guys are gonan be the 90 year old virgin and hitler rocks and you USA faggits should learn that canada dosn’t live in igloo’s and learn to not vote for niggers
Oh my god! There ARE rude Canadians! Who knew?
p.s. This is a website, so it can’t have a sexuality. If we haven’t been laid how are we faggots? We plan on dying before we’re 90. Hitler sucked, and he’s dead now. Get over it, Nazi wierdo. USA is not an adjective. Canada cannot live in igloos because it is far too large to fit in one. You are a racist, and Obama will make a great president.
it seems the only canadians with a backbone don’t have a brain.
i kid, i kid, don’t ever change canada.
“it seems the only canadians with a backbone don’t have a brain.
i kid, i kid, don’t ever change canada.” yes we need someone to laugh at
rude Canadians are from Quebec. always.
Man this guy just embarrassed all canadians incuding me
Looks like the above comment was posted by a someone frustraded at his own penis. Jaajaja get a life!!!!
this saite is very lame i knew the USA got hard to animals going at it and the person that wrote the above messdge i bet the only reason you ssay that is because you dont want to be the only one in the world with a millimeter peter
Insult fail. Since when could a country get a hard-on? Are you that guy from pain olimpics? The one who cut off his penis? Either way, if you are him or are gust a troll, you are never getting laid
“legen…
wait for it…
dairy!”
How I Met Your Mother!
NPH!
Hellz yeah.
Did none of you guys ever live on a farm?
You can’t see it well but that is a bull. He’s got a weenie. …Now as for the pinned one, I don’t know. Maybe they’re homosexual bulls.
i hate u evil carbon
ah, domination.
Yep, lol. Cow kinkyness…
wow, i even missed a couple. that’s a lot of errors.
i can’t believe someone could be so terrible not only at grammar, but at spelling and typing. if you’re going to voice your opinion, you might like to learn how to use the language. otherwise you just look like even more of a dick.
Boy this ties in really well with my philosophy. Whatever that might be…
I like it. This blog is the bee’s knees.
Wow, that must suck.
i bet you that thier having fun
It’s all funny till you start posting pictures like this. What freak would take pictures of that and not help? I stopped reading you when you posted Easter Fail on rabbit roadkill. I dropped by on a whim. I was right in staying out.
I guess even cows are into bondage.
you mean….
“UDDER FAIL!?” hahahahha
Geez (#49), why is it funnier when people are getting owned than cows? Seriously, dude, that’s hilarious.
And by the way, helping a cow out of a fence like that isn’t gonna happen right away; s/he’s probably waiting for somebody to arrive to help.
they’re Les-bovines
Not sure if they’re gay cows or not.
I think they’re on the fence. XD
Just like Poky said that free one is 100% bull the trapped one looks like a bull too !
…bovine prison fail, not much different from human prison fail.
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And this is why I have no moral problem eating cattle.
the one humping= MAJOR WIN
the one pinned= MAJOR FAIL
that cow got lucky and got laaaaaaid
poor cow…thats all i hav to say
it’s a darwin fail 2, am u seeings horns on teh hump bull? i think not. lez r@p3!
dude, not all bulls have horns. get out of the city
…and they lived happily ever after
that is beef rape
They are two cows… no bulls. They mount each other when they’re in heat.
Win for the cow/bull behind
Instead of ultra fail, it should be Epic fail.
Hahaha sucks to be her!
Wow…that is totally ultra fail (i like the sound of ultra fail XD)
Gut oder böse?
Mein Körper ist mein bester Freund!
Er ist für mich “wie Gott”!
Er ist immer gut zu mir!
Er verzeiht mir aber nichts!
Wenn ich mich vernachlässige,
bestraft er mich und ich werde krank!
Weil es allen anderen Menschen genau so geht,
darum glaube ich an Gott!
Gott verzeiht den Menschen nie!
Die Vergangenheit belastet die Seelen der Menschen
bis in die Ewigkeit!
Darum gibt es Himmel und Hölle!
who got next..lol
100th comment
RAPE!
lol thats not ultrafail thats oppurtunity at your door knocking!
WIN!!!
Is this a porn site now?
Der “Liebe Gott” schweigt!
The lezbian breed… native to Canada.
… und Gott schweigt!!!
Making the best of a bad situation – it’s a win-win!
that happened to me once
omg RAPE!!!
the poor cow looks terrified….
talk about 100% ANUS beef
opritunity you’ll know it when you see it
The Term’s EPIC Fail, You Nincompoop!
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!!
on no she didnt!
i eat cow meat =p
Kein Mensch kann ohne Kompromisse leben!
darn it he got there first!