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  1. joe says:

    happy cows come from California

  2. The Editor says:

    Kinky bastards

  3. luisbg says:

    legen…

    wait for it…

    dairy!

  4. range says:

    Wonder how long it was stuck like that?

  5. starby says:

    This is turning into some kinda animal cruelty page? What for?

  6. That’s only a FAIL for one of them.

  7. Frith Ra says:

    Can you say “bovine bondage”? I knew you could.

    I once had a sheep die on me for doing the same thing as that cow did.

  8. LOL says:

    Some love action going on there!

    http://englishfail.wordpress.com

  9. LOL says:

    Some love action going on there!

  10. Roger says:

    I does not get any better.

  11. Page says:

    WTF?!
    hahahaa

  12. procesVII says:

    Poor cow. Nice picture.

  13. zhuanyi says:

    Interesting to note that this website is the only one that is not in CNN’s blog and made it to the top WordPress.com powered website.

  14. Ed says:

    wow, where do you find this crap? there just two cows right? (no bull) so it’s like a domination thing or something.

  15. Omega II says:

    #19, they are S&M lesbian cows. Wait, so wouldn’t it be WIN?

  16. dougcgrubbs says:

    I lol’d for a good 15 mins

  17. waltermicke says:

    Hallo!
    Das glaubt kein Mensch!
    Dass nur Gott das Recht hat, über das Leben der Menschen zu entscheiden!
    Weil alle glauben:
    Dass der Sohn Gottes von Menschen für Menschen gekreuzigt wurde!

  18. lee says:

    That’s how I feel at work every single day.

  19. Ed says:

    on second look I think the top one is trying to get a better view so she can help…

  20. elfinugget says:

    I just discovered you … ROFL!!
    :D

  21. Paper Aeroplane says:

    dont mooooooove baby!

    fly me

  22. raincoaster says:

    Oh, like you don’t see the same thing at every singles bar…

    or is that just Canada>

  23. isea4u says:

    Some cows have all the luck!

  24. teddY says:

    Hahaha! I laughed so hard I fell off the chair.

  25. lwayswright says:

    That’s really funny!

  26. auntyherohag says:

    AHAHAHAHAHAAHA! It’s a 2 for 1 today.

    http://www.antiheromanifesto.wordpress.com

  27. nobs says:

    I don’t see the fail here – it’s the technique I’m using all times ;o)

  28. MDK says:

    Something is bad, XD

  29. puppydazzles says:

    The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. Cows will hurt themselves on barbed wire fences to reach anything, even old moldy hay, as long as it is on the other side.

  30. Joe says:

    Looks like the above comment was posted by a someone frustraded at his own penis. Jaajaja get a life!!!!

  31. Kirstie says:

    “legen…

    wait for it…

    dairy!”

    How I Met Your Mother!
    NPH!
    Hellz yeah.

  32. Poky says:

    Did none of you guys ever live on a farm? :P You can’t see it well but that is a bull. He’s got a weenie. …Now as for the pinned one, I don’t know. Maybe they’re homosexual bulls.

  33. liljoeyster says:

    i hate u evil carbon

  34. justasksatan says:

    Boy this ties in really well with my philosophy. Whatever that might be…

    I like it. This blog is the bee’s knees.

  35. Dark says:

    Wow, that must suck.

  36. simon says:

    i bet you that thier having fun

  37. Geez says:

    It’s all funny till you start posting pictures like this. What freak would take pictures of that and not help? I stopped reading you when you posted Easter Fail on rabbit roadkill. I dropped by on a whim. I was right in staying out.

  38. Angie says:

    I guess even cows are into bondage.

  39. me or you says:

    you mean….

    “UDDER FAIL!?” hahahahha

  40. Q says:

    Geez (#49), why is it funnier when people are getting owned than cows? Seriously, dude, that’s hilarious.

    And by the way, helping a cow out of a fence like that isn’t gonna happen right away; s/he’s probably waiting for somebody to arrive to help.

  41. pez says:

    they’re Les-bovines

  42. Dave says:

    Not sure if they’re gay cows or not.
    I think they’re on the fence. XD

  43. unknown says:

    Just like Poky said that free one is 100% bull the trapped one looks like a bull too !

  44. westtnliving says:

    …bovine prison fail, not much different from human prison fail. :)

  45. [...] Best Fail Of All Published May 25, 2008 asides , entertainment Tags: asides, cow, dairy fail, fail, failblog, funny This is my favorite fail. It sure sucks to be a cow. [...]

  46. Malfeasant says:

    And this is why I have no moral problem eating cattle.

  47. randomname says:

    the one humping= MAJOR WIN
    the one pinned= MAJOR FAIL
    that cow got lucky and got laaaaaaid

  48. Joe says:

    poor cow…thats all i hav to say

  49. hikaru says:

    it’s a darwin fail 2, am u seeings horns on teh hump bull? i think not. lez r@p3!

  50. Divock says:

    …and they lived happily ever after

  51. Failed says:

    Insult fail. Since when could a country get a hard-on? Are you that guy from pain olimpics? The one who cut off his penis? Either way, if you are him or are gust a troll, you are never getting laid

  52. david says:

    it seems the only canadians with a backbone don’t have a brain.

    i kid, i kid, don’t ever change canada.

    • Tucker says:

      “it seems the only canadians with a backbone don’t have a brain.

      i kid, i kid, don’t ever change canada.” yes we need someone to laugh at

  53. fizzy says:

    that is beef rape

  54. Schwanie says:

    They are two cows… no bulls. They mount each other when they’re in heat.

  55. Moose says:

    Win for the cow/bull behind

  56. Dougie says:

    Instead of ultra fail, it should be Epic fail.

  57. Trace says:

    Hahaha sucks to be her!

  58. KatGoby says:

    Wow…that is totally ultra fail (i like the sound of ultra fail XD)

  59. WalterMicke says:

    Gut oder böse?
    Mein Körper ist mein bester Freund!
    Er ist für mich “wie Gott”!
    Er ist immer gut zu mir!
    Er verzeiht mir aber nichts!
    Wenn ich mich vernachlässige,
    bestraft er mich und ich werde krank!
    Weil es allen anderen Menschen genau so geht,
    darum glaube ich an Gott!
    Gott verzeiht den Menschen nie!
    Die Vergangenheit belastet die Seelen der Menschen
    bis in die Ewigkeit!
    Darum gibt es Himmel und Hölle!

  60. said says:

    who got next..lol

  61. armanrules says:

    100th comment :)
    RAPE!

  62. LD0ne says:

    lol thats not ultrafail thats oppurtunity at your door knocking!

  63. papakila says:

    WIN!!!

  64. WalterMicke says:

    Der “Liebe Gott” schweigt!

  65. TJ says:

    The lezbian breed… native to Canada.

  66. herferdherder says:

    rude Canadians are from Quebec. always.

  67. WalterMicke says:

    … und Gott schweigt!!!

  68. aphexZero says:

    Making the best of a bad situation – it’s a win-win!

  69. lol says:

    that happened to me once

  70. Ray says:

    omg RAPE!!!
    the poor cow looks terrified….

  71. Glitch50 says:

    talk about 100% ANUS beef

  72. DeepPockets says:

    opritunity you’ll know it when you see it

  73. Shredster7 says:

    The Term’s EPIC Fail, You Nincompoop!

  74. chandler says:

    SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!!

  75. jack licks bum crack says:

    on no she didnt!

  76. mistletoe lover says:

    i eat cow meat =p

  77. WalterMicke says:

    Kein Mensch kann ohne Kompromisse leben!

  78. r says:

    darn it he got there first!

  79. flickeringflame says:

    Man this guy just embarrassed all canadians incuding me

  80. WalterMicke says:

    Ich glaube!

    Wir müssen alles verantworten, was wir getan haben,
    wenn sich unsere Seelen nach dem Tod im Jenseits
    wieder begegnen.
    So wie „Gott“ uns hier auf der Erde gewähren lässt,
    so dürfen wir auch im Jenseits alles machen was wir
    wollen. Dann können sich alle für alles rächen, was
    ihnen angetan wurde und der „Liebe Gott“ bleibt
    tatenlos!
    Himmel und Hölle sind Begriffe, die wir benutzten,
    seitdem es uns gibt und wir sprechen können, aus
    gutem Grund, denn wenn wir im Jenseits wieder
    unkontrolliert auf einander treffen, dann wird das
    Böse böser als wir es uns vorstellen können, und
    das Gute schöner, als wir es uns wünschen.

  81. hanhanmo says:

    got fail?

  82. iamnin says:

    bondage cows! brilliant!

  83. Spic says:

    He’s not trying to give it to her, he’s attempting to pull her out of there!

  84. Nemo-kun says:

    Oxxy Style?

    They just boring the old style So, that cow have to insert its head in the fence and the ox came on.

    This just how to solve the couple’s problem lol

  85. Robert Doran says:

    “If I push real hard… maybe you’ll shoot under the fence!”


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