Comments on: Intelligent Design?

By: i hate bugs

i hate bugs — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:25:50 +0000

(not intending to offend anyone. hwever, if i am, i might or might not be sorry.)

how do you turn jesus on (/off)?
with a finger….

pathetic, i know

i’m more worried about the kids though… first MJ now jesus? (RIP MJ)

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 10:44:34 +0000

on = happy penis
off = sad penis

By: Colaborenth

Colaborenth — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 06:45:05 +0000

Jesus loves me, this I know.
For his penis tells me so…

Kidding, calm down sir.

By: Damian

Damian — Mon, 25 May 2009 04:46:02 +0000

omg, you are such a racist little bitch!

By: nick

nick — Tue, 12 May 2009 18:01:53 +0000

best pic ever

By: The random Jack

The random Jack — Mon, 11 May 2009 21:16:44 +0000

and god said let there be FAIL!!!!!!!

By: Nick

Nick — Mon, 11 May 2009 18:09:06 +0000

Epic comment is epic.

By: Not Even

Not Even — Sat, 02 May 2009 17:42:48 +0000

They have pagan light switchs w/ the switch in the same place (on purpose) but there are no kids in those

By: bob

bob — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 03:28:50 +0000

if you save yourself for god you will get the golden rod

By: maaaaa

maaaaa — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 04:05:34 +0000

LAWL at the children just staring at it like, “oh, not again…”

By: TJ

TJ — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 15:30:30 +0000

Jesus indeed loves all of the children of the world.

By: TJ

TJ — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 15:21:07 +0000

“whenever someone pretends to be Jesus”? How often does this happen at parties, honestly?

By: Corrisk22

Corrisk22 — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 20:59:53 +0000

…..Fail. So badly. I bet the Pope has one.

By: KrazyKarl

KrazyKarl — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 09:45:40 +0000

Bwaa~ haha! That is the BEST! I love how Jesus seems to be standing behind a wall, as if he were sticking his junk through a hole! Now THAT is the forbidden fruit my kiddies…

By: Tira

Tira — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 16:36:01 +0000

rofl @ rhapsody

Wes: i’m afraid your response is somewhat of a non-sequiteur. Please explain to me how finding an image of jesus humorous is symptomatic of fear and having had “hard lives”.

By: Rhapsody

Rhapsody — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 15:06:45 +0000

Please, don’t pray for me, it’ll burn my skin.

By: Dan

Dan — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 08:48:02 +0000

or u should realize that ur thinking that since people think differently than u and have something they believe in and follow u can push ur depressive view of the world on them when it is the people like who really are at fault

By: Tiffany

Tiffany — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 04:27:46 +0000

It’s interesting that my above ad says “The God who wasn’t there.” O.o

By: JaMeS

JaMeS — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 17:12:54 +0000

or maybe he’s just hiding it from the children in the light

By: roflcopter

roflcopter — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 09:50:03 +0000

Lmao, jesus is turned on when the light go out, but when its light out hes not in the mood haha.

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By: jiffy

jiffy — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 19:56:15 +0000

a line of decency on failblog? sure, as long as we can point at it and say “fail” as we gleefully go right past it!

By: nomdunchien

nomdunchien — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:24:46 +0000

On purpose or not?

By: wes

wes — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 02:06:51 +0000

no i think that you are to lazy or to scared that God dont love you i feel bad for all of yall im sorry you all must had some preety hard lives ill be praying for you

By: Noctifero

Noctifero — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 14:02:31 +0000

Indeed the girl is *tempted*

By: Noctifero

Noctifero — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 14:01:33 +0000

Feel good to say such swearwords in an English blog?

By: sumone

sumone — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:09:39 +0000

this gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “Turn me on”

By: virgil

virgil — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 17:37:01 +0000

jesus loves you… he really does.
LOL XD ROTLF

By: GT

GT — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 14:38:03 +0000

Glory hole. ROFL.

By: Crux

Crux — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 03:11:13 +0000

Serious blow to Christ’s manhood.

You don’t ever want to hear the phrase, “hung like a light switch.”

By: Tyler

Tyler — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 15:50:09 +0000

Rena you are a religious nut seriously. How you can find this insulting in any way is beyond comprehension. I bet you’re the girl at the party that gets all emotional and upset whenever someone pretends to be Jesus.

By: The-Dork-of-York

The-Dork-of-York — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 01:02:34 +0000

Indeed!!!

By: St33v

St33v — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 23:34:31 +0000

He’s holding the kids like
“come on kids, who wants to be first???”

By: lolocaster

lolocaster — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:21:26 +0000

god, you took your time

By: MPD

MPD — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 15:12:53 +0000

Idjit.

By: Bob

Bob — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 19:23:17 +0000

What the hell!?!?!?!? Jesus Ftw, this is an epic fail!

By: theirishboxer

theirishboxer — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 08:02:41 +0000

jesus is easy just get down on ur knees hes gona listen to ur every prayer…. song lyrics ftw

By: Jimera0

Jimera0 — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:52:12 +0000

Honestly some of you religeous people need to lighten up a bit XD.

Flip Jesus’ switch, and brighten up your day (and his)!

By: Jimera0

Jimera0 — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:45:35 +0000

1. nice double post
2. lighten up it’s just a bit of humor… If you can’t take a joke you’re going to make an awful lot of enemies in your life.

By: Jimera0

Jimera0 — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:41:29 +0000

Huh? sorry, I didn’t understand your post, it didn’t make sense.

By: Jimera0

Jimera0 — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:39:19 +0000

If being sick, twisted, and perverted lets me laugh this hard, I’ll stay sick, twisted and perverted, thank you very much.

By: Jimera0

Jimera0 — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:25:00 +0000

No, you see, Jesus is turned on!

This rivals the Pikachu vagina one XD

By: Slik Rik

Slik Rik — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 00:49:51 +0000

Above comment = Epic Fail

By: Katie

Katie — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 17:54:37 +0000

Hey, I’m religious and I think this is hilarious. Unfortunate implications are unfortunate! XD

By: realcrunchyfrog

realcrunchyfrog — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 01:51:00 +0000

Just imagine, if someone gave Jesus the clapper, the children might not fiddle with his knob so much.

Oh and to those demanding respect for their savior: BWAHAHAHAHA

I want one of these, and I’d put in a lighted variable dimmer switch so that when it’s off it’s glowing and the light of the room is direction proportional to the angle of his dangle…

By: d

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 10:25:11 +0000

who ever bought this must love turning on Jesus… Jesus loves you

By: anonymous

anonymous — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 06:24:00 +0000

I just realized that it’s Jesus with an erection X)

By: bob the crapper

bob the crapper — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 01:34:36 +0000

lol nice name..cumstock

By: Hissori

Hissori — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 08:20:05 +0000

THIS. IS. AWESOME! XD

By: sandstorm511

sandstorm511 — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 06:50:10 +0000

shhh… jesus is listening