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Best. Ever.
same
I third that !
I want one
FAIL !
It’s an epic fail
Bwahaha
You gotta turn it on …. lol
It could be an epic win, if this is from a Catholic priest’s house.
Epic comment is epic.
who ever bought this must love turning on Jesus… Jesus loves you
jesus is easy just get down on ur knees hes gona listen to ur every prayer…. song lyrics ftw
Jesus loves me, this I know.
For his penis tells me so…
Kidding, calm down sir.
(not intending to offend anyone. hwever, if i am, i might or might not be sorry.)
how do you turn jesus on (/off)?
with a finger….
pathetic, i know
i’m more worried about the kids though… first MJ now jesus? (RIP MJ)
no its not
I just realized that it’s Jesus with an erection X)
Above comment = Epic Fail
god, you took your time
jesus loves you… he really does.
LOL XD ROTLF
if you save yourself for god you will get the golden rod
Hilarious. That’s one switch I’d be proud to have :p .
Imagine waking up everyday, and having those around your house…. Scary thought
DUDE! my grandma has like 3 of these
Pedophile Jesus’s?
Not nessasary for a comment like that, Matthew. Sad.
…don’t get this comment. the jesus looks like a paedo. it’s a joke. why do the jokes make you sad? do you not understand the jokes? or maybe you’re too insecure in your religious beliefs to find something pertaining to it funny?
seriously.
no i think that you are to lazy or to scared that God dont love you i feel bad for all of yall im sorry you all must had some preety hard lives ill be praying for you
Please, don’t pray for me, it’ll burn my skin.
rofl @ rhapsody
Wes: i’m afraid your response is somewhat of a non-sequiteur. Please explain to me how finding an image of jesus humorous is symptomatic of fear and having had “hard lives”.
lol nice name..cumstock
eRRRM XD
Sick, disturbing, and funny. lol.
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Advertising FAIL
Idjit.
WIN!
haha, amazing!
best fail ever.. sometimes reality really overcomes the fantasy!
This blog anyway should win a Pultizer or something!
Syntax fail.
Woah.
You can turn him on.
not fail
So Nice! Dio pedofilo…
Feel good to say such swearwords in an English blog?
omg, you are such a racist little bitch!
this cracked me up!!!!
this made my year so far!!!
-p-
Ohh lookie here.. guess the priests didn’t have to look far for examples. =)
I’d like to buy one. Any ideas from where?
I can’t tell if the little boy looks disturbed or jealous.
Indeed the girl is *tempted*
I admit it. I didn’t get it at first. Seemed like a perfectly normal 50’s-era switch panel for a religious home…… hoo boy – Freud could go nuts on this one.
esse pessoal é porncriativo
The injection-molded text says “HONOR THY MOTHER AND FATHER”, making this just a hair creepier.
BTW, looks to me like the little girl is reaching for it with her left hand.
So if Mum and Dad tell you to do whatever Pedo-Jesus, you’re screwed if you do (literally) and screwed if you don’t coz you’d be sinning by not listening to your parents.
This light switch is just too hilarious. I’d love to get one for my grandmother and she’d use it without realising anything.
This is JUNK
Agreed. There has to be a line of decency
see above comment
Rena you are a religious nut seriously. How you can find this insulting in any way is beyond comprehension. I bet you’re the girl at the party that gets all emotional and upset whenever someone pretends to be Jesus.
“whenever someone pretends to be Jesus”? How often does this happen at parties, honestly?
a line of decency on failblog? sure, as long as we can point at it and say “fail” as we gleefully go right past it!
wtf arnt jews zionists? wats the difference?
Michael Jesus Jackson for you, kids.
Tooo F’ing funny
BUUUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAA!
Good job
Hey, it’s the best fail I have ever seen.
This is just disturbing in, oh, so many ways.
old pic is ooold
Can Jesus even get a boner?
Of course, don’t you remember the passage, “Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me?”
Kudos XD
OMG that’s terrible! And you know the designer didn’t realize it until years later…
Wasn’t that all part of the Catholicism WOW campaign? I mean, wow . . .
That’s putting Glory to the Glory Hole.
OMFG this is awesome
ROTFLMAO
LOL
http://englishfail.wordpress.com
Perverts !
Z0D you just cracked me up man/girl
But the switch is up!
To be a proper FAIL, Jesus should be in the ‘down’ position.
No, you see, Jesus is turned on!
This rivals the Pikachu vagina one XD
omg i need this.
hahaha! that’s hilarious!
http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/
it looks like the girl is handling Jesus’ switch
lol.
i guess the lights werent the only thing turned on
[30] there is actually a lot of renaissance art that depicts Jesus with a boner. It was a stylistic choice to emphasize His full humanity. This lightswitch however is just made by someone who clearly has no idea what they are doing.
I posted this on my blog a month or so ago, people went NUTS *snigger* and I got hate mail. Please tell me that you got hate mail too, cause that would be like awesome.
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LOL. Awesome man.
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Renaissance art depicting Jesus with a boner? Uh, no.. You may be thinking of Pompei just before Vesuvius. Many statues found of nude youths with boners.
LET THEIR BE LIGHT LOL….
That’s just wrong….
spelling phail
Spelling fail.
Gold!
Haha! That’s hilarious!
Jesus loves the little children.
(anyone else have that song pop into your head?)
Took me 5 sconds to see… it. And then I laughed so loud people in the next office were staring at me.
Genius fail.
You are so going to Hell.
Loved it. Thanks for sharing.
Religious can make you blind to reality that we all see so easily.
lol
And God said, Let there be light: and there was a light switch. FAIL.
We are the same kind of blog as we both put some pics with great titles! I use some of your pics without removing your name! If you want feel free to use my pics with or without mentioning their sources! I feel happy to see some other blog in wordpress do the same as me!
Now I have around 5000-6000 visitors every day!
thanx! thanx! thanx!
Yeah, tell, ahm, light the truth
That’s funny because Catholics like to rape children. But what’s a girl doing there?
Girls are children too?
Does it glow in the dark?
So…when the lights are on, he’s happy? I thought it should be the other way around.
OMFG!!!! LOL! Omg…I cannot tell you how hard I am laughing–I can hardly see!!!! LOL!
America, like my beloved Ireland, will fall by her loss of intelligent satire. And this is not intelligent! Will the western culture first end with a whimper?
Now that is disturbing.
oh snap!!
ive just been to rossypops.wordpress.com and its a wicked website!
ive been to rossypops.wordpress.com to and its well good!
WOW rossypops.wordpress.com is wicked everybody comment on it! he said to me that my blog is cool aswell!!!!
this blog frickin’ rules. nice blog. go on like this
where can i get one of these switch?
way to ruin a picture. for all those other comments on here,
you guys are are sick and twisted. get your minds outa the gutter!!!!!!!!
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It is clear that the man whko’ve done this light switch is pedophile, knowing this or not.
He is a pedophile. We all have a pedophile inside us.
Or at least we had, years ago.
he looooves you…honor thy mother and father….turn jesus on….
sacrilegio !!!
awesome
Please let me know where I can buy this nice switch. My email-adress:office@dzeik.com
Thank´s
Thorsten
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Oh no lol
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haha, omg i really like this blog=)
where can i buy it?
who decided they’d make a “jesus switch”
hi, honey! site’s looking great. i love it, sweetie! i love the jesus switch. it looks great in my new room!
Very interesting . . . I like it.
Wow.
This, and nearly every comment on here, is yet another example of how sick, twisted, and perverted we have become.
If being sick, twisted, and perverted lets me laugh this hard, I’ll stay sick, twisted and perverted, thank you very much.
Can I take this and put it on my site?
Jesus has the power . . . Switch.
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Thanks for sharing. I WANT ONE anybody please!??!
Pretty funny. FAIL
Why are people threatening eachtoher via the net? INTERNET not real life. move on and grow up.
Hahahhahahahaha…
Poor Jesus, all he ever wanted were the kids to be happy… Well, Fuck Em’ if They Can’t Take a Joke! (reference!)
x
As one reads some of these moronic posts…my post makes even better sense. I say this sadly, and not with satire.
Huh? sorry, I didn’t understand your post, it didn’t make sense.
check out
http://www.dweetir.com
So was this made by a Christian company, or an atheist one?
LMAO! This site is awesome! If you like this you will probably enjoy http://onomatopoeiablog.wordpress.com/ I just found it today.
wow… sacrilegious in a whole new level.
Excessive use ( = abuse) of Religion may cause U serious mind damage and personality deformation: e. g. And this is not limited to Christianity.
great…
let there be … switch :p
It’s ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS! but i guess you have your opinion and your humor but your humor is beyond stupid!
I find it insulting even not being catholic. An insult for the dignity of children and an insult for millions people in the world.
It’s ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS! but i guess you have your opinion and your humor but your humor is beyond stupid!
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This is real. Sorry, but wake up. It has nothing to do with humor.
Unintended Consequences…
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The Pope is going to be PISSED.
The pope has bigger fish to fry I am afraid!
People taking offense out of this and randomly thinking such things shouldn’t be laughed at are the reason this world sucks so much. The reason people kills each other in the name of some god, and the reason children are raped daily.
Prudes are the sickest hypocrites on earth, and the more religious and “prude” they are, the worse their crimes.
Or to make it short: ROFL @ JESUS HUGGING KIDS AND GETTING A BONER!
or u should realize that ur thinking that since people think differently than u and have something they believe in and follow u can push ur depressive view of the world on them when it is the people like who really are at fault
Great. This is one of the best fails so far!!!
We have ugly fish and monkeys – but not such great fails.
I didn’t get it at first . . .
sure, I didn’t like this switch. Because, The Lord Jesus not for joke, He is The Lord and a Christ for us…
Thank’s
Sure, I didn’t like this switch. Because The Lord Jesus is a Lord and not for joke, and The Lord Jesus is a Christ for us…
Thank’s….
1. nice double post
2. lighten up it’s just a bit of humor… If you can’t take a joke you’re going to make an awful lot of enemies in your life.
come unto thee
Come unto thee.
laaaaaawl!!!!
WOA!! Most things are just interesting, but this is really funny! (Seems to be kind of interesting anyways…)
Is this serious (religious) stuff, or was it meant to be a joke??
Ha, ha! Is this the new Troll blog from Mcihael Arrington?
Hey Mike I have the Troll domain patented to my name.
thats freaking holarious
omg.
it’s jesus’ fucking glory hole xD
shhh… jesus is listening
It just so happens that I’m a very devout Christian, someone who has a relationship ablaze with my Savior–and I was laughing out loud when I saw this. Touché!
That light switch is fine. It is the perverse of mind, not this design, that makes it fail.
omg haha.
this is sick stuff
but funny at the same time.
xD.
Just when I think I’ve seen it all…
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How many kids does it take to turn on Jesus … two apparently. Now I know where the priests got the idea.
she can turn him on and off…
this is funny
Still laughing XD
Looks like something my late 90 year old grandma would put in my room to “protect me” from nightmares.
a ticket to hell has never been funnier
dio cane
that is win, not fail
I would love to have that switch for my house. I especially love how it forces the stick-in-the-ass posters to post how offended they are. That irishanglican guy just looks like a douche. I would have loved to read the hate mail derived form this pic.
What he said.
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Jeez guys, get your minds out of the gutter… Look, you can see he’s behind some sort of screen – he’s just putting on a puppet show!
A Fail Win. or a Win Fail. D: I DONT KNOW ANYMORE WHAT IS REAL BLARGHLGHGLHGLHGGH
*Doooooooot*
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i got some kandy in ma pocket…
I thought I’ve seen everything, but this takes the cake.
The funniest Fail, ever
LET THERE BE LIGHT
Hmmm, but is it a 2 way?
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funny funny funny
Glory hole Jesus and childrens!
Makes you feel bad for everyone who flips the switch, since they’re touching our Lord Jesus’s wang…
Looking for salvation? Flick Jesus’ dick to see the light!
Or: “The Luminous Dick-Flick of the Lord”
Or: “Make Jesus horny, and the Light of the Lord will shine upon you. But if Jesus is turned off, you will be plunged into darkness!”
Or: “Short our Saviour’s Holy Staff, and sparks will fly …”
Holy pecker …
HAHAHAH!!!
I loved those mottos XD
they’re perfect for an infomercial or something XD
DUDE! my mom has like 5-8 of these
first!!!!!!! yah first post! yeah! fuck you all!
You exemplify whole new levels of fail.
Every day you turn him off and on. xD
omg tht is sooooooooooooooooooo funny
I bet a thousand bucks it has made in china somewhere on it.
I want one. How many people get to say that they turn Jesus on on a daily basis.
lotsa green-minded people here..
probably non-Christian too.
please give some form of respect for those who look up to Jesus as their Savior. thanks.
sorry, no respect for imaginary friends.
be amused by irony, your life will get better, and more interesting.
once agian RELIGIOUS FAIL
Do something good so the light turns on by itself….
to be hoenst i think that bruger king is far superior to mc donalds. but i dont see why we have to make this argument personal i mean everyone has different tastes afterall..
o.O …Wrong fail?
Hey kids, step right up! Eveyone’s a winner, just pull the right switch and turn him on! It’s that easy!
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THIS. IS. AWESOME! XD
Just imagine, if someone gave Jesus the clapper, the children might not fiddle with his knob so much.
Oh and to those demanding respect for their savior: BWAHAHAHAHA
I want one of these, and I’d put in a lighted variable dimmer switch so that when it’s off it’s glowing and the light of the room is direction proportional to the angle of his dangle…
Hey, I’m religious and I think this is hilarious. Unfortunate implications are unfortunate! XD
Honestly some of you religeous people need to lighten up a bit XD.
Flip Jesus’ switch, and brighten up your day (and his)!
What the hell!?!?!?!? Jesus Ftw, this is an epic fail!
He’s holding the kids like
“come on kids, who wants to be first???”
Indeed!!!
Serious blow to Christ’s manhood.
You don’t ever want to hear the phrase, “hung like a light switch.”
Glory hole. ROFL.
this gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “Turn me on”
On purpose or not?
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Lmao, jesus is turned on when the light go out, but when its light out hes not in the mood haha.
or maybe he’s just hiding it from the children in the light
It’s interesting that my above ad says “The God who wasn’t there.” O.o
Bwaa~ haha! That is the BEST! I love how Jesus seems to be standing behind a wall, as if he were sticking his junk through a hole! Now THAT is the forbidden fruit my kiddies…
…..Fail. So badly. I bet the Pope has one.
Jesus indeed loves all of the children of the world.
LAWL at the children just staring at it like, “oh, not again…”
They have pagan light switchs w/ the switch in the same place (on purpose) but there are no kids in those
and god said let there be FAIL!!!!!!!
best pic ever
on = happy penis
off = sad penis
He’s going, come on kids, suck it! Just kidding, not to offend anyone.
For He is Risen!
Why are all these people so perverted?
Can’t anything without a stick, prong, or pole be nonsexual?
I guess not with making anything with even a switch look funny.
TACO BELL!
LOL majorly hilarious!
Jesus loves all of his children.
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its okay children… you can touch it…
LOL rhapsody “don’t pray for me, it’ll burn my skin” HILARIOUS
Intelligent design and intelligence are very different things.
One is the god squad trying to fool everyone, and the other one is realising they’re no different to muslims or the jews when they wave their stupid books around and drool over their imaginary gods.
Anyway, I thought it was Mohammed that was the paedophile, not Jesus?
this is disgusting, for shame.