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  1. lmullikin says:

    so… what happened post pic?

  2. BigWyo says:

    How about ‘Just any old turgid cock’? That ought to cover all the bases…

    I want to see the make up sex pic of the bull Dyke and the doggy….

  3. LOL that look on her face is classic

  4. happy says:

    I am laff so hard. thank you for posting this wonderful, uplifting picture.

  5. That’s gonna be some nasty ole’ hickey!

    http://bestparentever.com

  6. Anonymous says:

    omg this is amazing!!

  7. Feckineejit says:

    Homer – his own junk.

  8. zolamann says:

    masochistic owner

  9. killsceptics says:

    hoverdog shares his super minty fresh breath with a friend.

  10. Anonymous says:

    Stop posting already you piece of shit.

  11. Sascha says:

    Waht a ugly Woman!

  12. Keith says:

    Um, i think this should he called photoshop fail. The backlight around the dogs front left neck and shoulder would have been shadow if he were in that close a proximity to her shoulder… instead there is a warm glow that suggests he was in full light. This looks incredibly suspect to me.

    • munchkin says:

      stop ruining it with your photo shop “information” just enjoy the damn picture!

      • mci says:

        He doesn’t have any information, just bullshit. I do photoshop for a living and this is not faked.

        • anon says:

          lololol actually it is, was already proved on icanhashotdog.

          Also, I’m a graphic designer. If you know how to look at things, you can usually pick up shop-jobs, like in this one.

    • Anonymous says:

      You fail at interpreting the light sources in a photograph.

  13. Probably fake, unless the women has no peripheral vision. Cool dog, though.

    http://aphilosopher.wordpress.com

  14. Rather “woman.” I’d hate to be flamed over a typo.

  15. Anonymous says:

    What a bunch of wankers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. Anonymous says:

    ALL A BIG BUNCH OF WANKERS ESPECIALLY BRAD

  17. Jeff says:

    Fake obviously

  18. Anonymous says:

    Don’t you lonely teenagers have anything better to do?

  19. Anonymous says:

    I mean seriously, three fourths of the comments on this blog have become devoted to childish insults between people who have never met in “real life”. I hereby call a colossal FAIL on anyone who posts anything unrelated to the picture at hand. Do you really think your mother carried you around inside her for nine months and went through the excruciating pain of childbirth (not to mention the pain of raising your sorry ass) just so you could come on this site and waste the life she gave you with this inane drivel? Life is short. Get off your ass.

  20. repro says:

    holy shit! that dog is a killing dog! i think, she didn’t survive

  21. Hamburger says:

    eat me

  22. ninjadoom says:

    Dog –> Face= OWNT!

    rotflmfao.
    x

  23. Pierguyrodderz says:

    I would put this as an “ABOUT TO FAIL”

  24. Luqman says:

    This is magnifique!
    Hahahaha. She’s so exicted to get bitten.

  25. Cassidy says:

    I get bored so I come here.

  26. Hayley Joel Osment says:

    I can see dead people. Some people call me Cole.

  27. JustChris says:

    And here we have a dog traveling at vector A, while the lady is looking towards a totally askew vector B…

  28. [...] Lastly, a dog who really knows how to get it done: FaceBite. [...]

  29. j00sh says:

    You’re doing it wrong! thats not how you lose weight!

  30. kelsey says:

    SHE LOOKS SO DAMN HAPPY TO BE OUTSIDE WITH SPARKY HAHAHAHA!!

  31. [...] is sincere, since some pictures seem to capture situations leading to major injury if not death. This picture’s the funniest, in my opinion. I sincerely hope this woman did not suffer [...]

  32. Nony Mouse says:

    Yeah, it looks like a photoshop. Went from going after a frisbee to going after a neck. The body posture of the dog is all wrong for a horizontal leap.

  33. Lindstrom says:

    Even if it is a photoshop (I dont know) it is still funny

  34. Alex-X-x says:

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!! Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  35. Vaux says:

    Dogs don’t know she’s not bacon.

  36. Joolz says:

    Well I have to say the pic does look fake when you actually inspect it closer. Even so it’s just damn funny. Tobe honest even without the dof the look on that womans ace it just freaking priceless!

  37. Joolz says:

    And wow, I just read my comment and I really should have checked it for spelling and such before posting! Sorry it’s really late here

  38. the Dog says:

    Cool. And Fake. Oh, so fake.

  39. im so rooting for the dog…

  40. john doe says:

    thats the spirt ,smile wile ur being attacked by a killer dog

  41. Killah112 says:

    Smile for the camera!! :D og says: Nobody smiles here except me!!!

  42. Qin says:

    Anonymous said:
    I mean seriously, three fourths of the comments on this blog have become devoted to childish insults between people who have never met in “real life”. I hereby call a colossal FAIL on anyone who posts anything unrelated to the picture at hand. Do you really think your mother carried you around inside her for nine months and went through the excruciating pain of childbirth (not to mention the pain of raising your sorry ass) just so you could come on this site and waste the life she gave you with this inane drivel? Life is short. Get off your ass.

    = IRONY ALERT FAIL

  43. expletivedeleted says:

    She has exactly the same expression as the original ICANHASCHEEZBURGER LOLcat… Maybe why the dog’s after her!

  44. Zen says:

    It’s obviously fake the dog’s back legs are too high up, plus it’s squinting to avoid hurting it’s eye on the object it’s really aiming for, which is coming from the side, I think… But lol!

  45. fhantazm says:

    Jeesus people. If you actually take a second to look at the picture, you will notice that the dog appears to be flying in FRONT of her face., not directly AT her face.

    • Rena Comstock says:

      Duh, I thinK this is kind of obvious! The fun is in the play on the pic.
      It just looks like the dog is gonna eat her face off. We know it’s really going for the freezbee, and flying right in front of her. That’s why she has the happy face, not a freaked out face. DON’T TELL ME THAT ANYONE OUT THERE ACTUALLY BELIEVED SHE WAS GETTING MALLED BY HER DOG?!!!

  46. Jay911 says:

    Fail on being a fail. The dog is at least a foot in front of her.

  47. Keefey says:

    It’s a photoshopped image, I’m afraid, the original can be found here:

    http://www.davinciinstitute.com/new/admin/content/FCKeditor/uploads/FrisbeeDog.jpg

    Still, cracking piece of photoshopping on display.

  48. Matthew says:

    Isnt it obvious that he is an Assistance Animal? She’s just REEEEALLY freakin’ deaf.

    Doggie: “HE SAID ‘IT’S OUR TURN NEXT’!” :D

    You all fail for picking on the disabled. :P

    • The Starcow says:

      Best (and probably most relevant) comment on this thread.

      You, sir, WIN. :D

      And the rest of you, stop bitching about whether pics are photoshopped or not. We’re all just here for a laugh.

  49. (._.) says:

    put on a smiley face for the attacking dog lady.

  50. Sarge says:

    2 seconds later…. am nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom…

  51. hikaru says:

    she deserves it for angering cthulhu with her fatty gyrth –{====-(X_X)
    l l
    >=(ded)=<
    / l \
    / \

  52. hikaru says:

    she deserves it for angering cthulhu with her fatty gyrth –{====-(X_X) the body didn’t show up rite =(

  53. Anonymous says:

    Teh dawg is teh woman’s perzonal trayner. Heez needin mor repz

  54. OMG says:

    Vampire dog win!

  55. SundayDote says:

    Holy Jeebus!! That dog is pwnage!

  56. alienstunt says:

    Cujo.

  57. Algoblin says:

    Also, the PMS in her hand.

  58. hikaru says:

    hoverdog+aggression+fatlady+oblivousness=EPIC WIN!!

  59. bob says:

    her face is win.

  60. Timmy says:

    Does anyone else think this is photoshopped. This would never happen

  61. MentalFloss says:

    If it is Photoshopped, then I’d say they did a damn good job.

    And even if it is, who cares? That lady’s face is WIN.

  62. Segundo says:

    POP…….sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss……….

  63. Nightshade says:

    is that sarah palin?

  64. Grevus says:

    Look at the woman’s face! Priceless.

  65. BorderCollieCrewTX says:

    This photo is real. I would like to say that I know this dog, owner and photographer. The woman’s name is Pam Martin of TX and that is her awesome little dog Pilot, who is a Border Collie/Jack Russell Terrier mix. The photographer (I’m about 99% sure) is Stephen Donahue of See Spot Run Photography in Georgia. I’m sure he would DEFINITLY want credit for his pic being here. Just thought y’all might like to know the real story behind this picture.

    Lindsey

  66. bootothat says:

    Well, since it’s been ’shopped, then technically, I don’t think it’s his photo anymore, just a modification of it therefore making it a different photo. *snicker*

  67. Jimera0 says:

    That smile is about to disappear XD

  68. anonymous says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    lol that was hhhhhhiiiiiiiiiillllaaaaarrrrrrriiiiiiioooooooooouuuuuuuuuusssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

  69. The-Dork-of-York says:

    Imminent Disaster, Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  70. Anonymous says:

    Obviously fake photo. Can view the original one here:

    http://www.topdogdallas.com/Who%20is%20Top%20Dog.htm

  71. jackass dick says:

    your gonna get it bitch

  72. Ryno says:

    This pic makes my day every time I look at it!

  73. ubertastic says:

    10 $ on decapitation lol

  74. Abyssalstudios says:

    Incredible. The dog’s face reminds me of some deep-sea, carnivorous fish. And the look on HER face… just incredible.

  75. wood jablowme says:

    it looks like she’s tryin to shit

  76. lolz says:

    “u expect me to chase that stupid frizbee for the rest of my life?”

  77. She’s using her NIGHT FRISBEE… Everyone knows you don’t feed a dog chocolate, you don’t whisper at a family of badgers, and NEVER use your PM Frisbee in the AM!



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