WTF is with the orange dudes?! They both look like shit, but that guy on the left looks ill! And those girls look even more frightening! WTF is with any female who’d want to be anywhere near the Orange Twins?!
I admit I have used tanning cream before…and more than once a day too (before formal) and i have NEVERRRRRR turned out like the oompa douches. Bloody jocks these days think they can get away with any gay ass ’style’. FAIL AT LIFE!
Please don’t generalize. It’s guys from New York, Philadelphia, and northern New Jersey who go for the “Guido” look. Sadly, it isn’t photoshop. Sunless tanners and stupidity are the culprits here.
just thinking black people are genetically inferior doesnt make it science, there is no proof that black people are at all inferior. you are being racist and it is not science.
So true. We need Anti Chav Information Programs, to teach more Americans about Chavs. They are a threat…a threat of low intellect, BUT they need to be stopped.
Guidos already have a show…”Growing up Gotti”. John Gotti is rolling in his grave. Sadly, those kids added popularity to the “Guido” movement. Not much of a difference between a “Guido” and a Tranny.
The new age guidos are an insult to the old school.
And even more worse to think they rejected probably at least 3 o 4 normal possibly quite smart non-orange guys to go out with those shits that night ^^
Two things:
1. I’m pretty sure these guys are actually European.
2. I’m also pretty sure that they are specifically applying way too much tanner to acheive some sort of look, I believe the name is “Prolly Brown”.
In Germany, this is standard disco look, mostly influenced by the turkish immigrants living over here. There are millions of them, counting only Germany.
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I live near manhattan and see this species floating around between Jersey and long island all the time. Krocha or not, here we call them guidos and they are the epitome of human waste.
They are called Guidos and they inhabit most of the northeastern US these two are of the Tannis not haven it so fakenitus a common breed that scare people with their poorly managed hair and use of Orange skin bronzer.
HAHAHAHAAA… this isn’t a fake… those guys are frm germany -> göttingen.. i saw a few of pictures of them (long time ago) in a communty-site of this city (goloci.de)
1. Not every photo on this site is a product of photoshop. I only bring this up because every picture has a least one person that claims “photoshop.”
2. Fake tanner is good (in my opinion) in only one situation: at a ballroom dance competition. It makes you stand out, and as a rule, most professionals fake tan. However, these two rather look like idiots.
These are some of the socalled “Krocha” from austria. They hear some kind of “Schranz” or other electronic music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3El6HyfA-IQ) and like to wear their hair like short in the front and long in the back (for all Germans: Vo-Ku-Hi-La = Vorne kurz, hinten lang), they have a strange own dance and shave their arms and legs (!) and – in contrast to their mostly bright clothing – they obviously often go to the “soli” (solarium).
They really fail in being a respected part of the youth in austria and germany.
Geeze, it looks like a pair of crainiopods suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome got into a bottle of 1970’s tanning pills and transformed themselves into giant umpa-lumpas!
Please people, let’s not mock them to the point where overtanning dissapears. Then we would have nothing to shake our heads at when we walk down the street. It’s the same trend as the dissapearing mullet. Once they realized that, yes, the laughs were directed at them, they cut of the 11 portion of the 3-11.
WTF is with the orange dudes?! They both look like shit, but that guy on the left looks ill! And those girls look even more frightening! WTF is with any female who’d want to be anywhere near the Orange Twins?!
They just ate too many carrots.
They’re smokin’.
super fly!
Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo
Too much sunless tanner for you
Boys should not be allowed near makeup without supervision.
too right. and the only supervision should be that the said makeup be on the face of a good looking girl!!
You do realize that even a beautiful girl will look idiotic if she’s the color of a traffic cone.
I admit I have used tanning cream before…and more than once a day too (before formal) and i have NEVERRRRRR turned out like the oompa douches. Bloody jocks these days think they can get away with any gay ass ’style’. FAIL AT LIFE!
GAY
they are the orange man group XD
lol and yet they always have these nice looking girls standing next to them.. I don’t get it..
If you think that girl on the right looks nice, you should get checked out or something.
looks fine to me
yeah compared to the orange dudes, the girls look downright normal….
what is with these oompa-loompa dudes with spikey hair? I see them all over the internet and they look truly pathetic….what look are they going for?
Fake’n Bake.
they’re goin for the guido look
Please don’t generalize. It’s guys from New York, Philadelphia, and northern New Jersey who go for the “Guido” look. Sadly, it isn’t photoshop. Sunless tanners and stupidity are the culprits here.
TRUE , BUT THE ONE IN THE ORANGE SHIRT IS F.I.N.E. FINE! NOTHING WRONG WITH HER EXCEPT HER TASTE IN FRIENDS.
she looks like has downs.
Your taste in woman fails… epicly. about more epicly then the oompa loompa’s in this picture
Alright, I’ll give ya that. They look fair.
i think SHE is more of a HE in a wig
They’re a little too Aryan for my tastes.
Girl on far right looks like a pretty DUDE
Girl second from the right is looking good though.
umm, are you retarded?? They’re like effin 12. PEDOPHILIA FAIL!!!
Did the dude on the right have his Yankee’s hat on in the spray booth?
They’re getting close to purple. That’s a hue that’s far removed from orange.
Sexyness made in America
Not so true. In italy we have the exact kind of idiots around in discos. And with even better chicks with them. This world goes crazy.
Can you say, “PHOTOSHOP”?
Too much burn tool.
More like buned tools.
*burned. lol – spelling fail
Why do they smear shit into their faces?
cuz it looks pretty
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Silly chavs.
for some reason all the ricky posts sounds computer generated.
just thinking black people are genetically inferior doesnt make it science, there is no proof that black people are at all inferior. you are being racist and it is not science.
i agree. this is not orange Fail…. these guys are in blackface.
it’s Racist Fail.
I just want to know WHO these kids are. Can we get them on some late show or something for an interview? Please?
I second that.
No need, they aren’t special. There are about half a million of those around the world. Just your average chavs.
There are no chavs in American, kiddo. These are guidos. And they would make for awesome television.
They should have their own show — like the Cavemen.
There are totally chavs in America. Most Americans just don’t know what to call them.
So true. We need Anti Chav Information Programs, to teach more Americans about Chavs. They are a threat…a threat of low intellect, BUT they need to be stopped.
See a Chav. Shoot a Chav.
They do have their own show, its called “Growing Up Gotti”
we have these at the Jersey Shore. I hates them! They’re mostly from North Jersey and Staten Island/Long-guh Island. The come out in the summer.
Guidos already have a show…”Growing up Gotti”. John Gotti is rolling in his grave. Sadly, those kids added popularity to the “Guido” movement. Not much of a difference between a “Guido” and a Tranny.
The new age guidos are an insult to the old school.
It’s even worse to think these girls actually like these guys.
And even more worse to think they rejected probably at least 3 o 4 normal possibly quite smart non-orange guys to go out with those shits that night ^^
The one on the left would be pretty studly without the orange, but the one on the right is one ugly dude regardless.
I mean, don’t they look in the mirror before going out?
Do these two have a skin pigmentation defect or do they seriously tan to that shade thinking it looks good?
dude- they’re in blackface.
all comments that think they have bad tans = fail.
twinkies & cream
Clinique bronzer overdose at the disco.
Idiot!! TAMARRISSIMI
can anybody say oompa loompa?
hahahaha it’s sad to think that people like that have friends.
lol, looks like much sun
seems pretty gay that aparently boys are getting together to turn orange, at least when girls get together for makeovers they are girls.
BRASILIAN!!!!!!!!!!
..and who says that the draft and teen suicide is a bad thing?
That’s just wrong, man. XD
It’s not wrong.. I think it would be a splendid idea. Now where did I put my spray tan death chamber?
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Two things:
1. I’m pretty sure these guys are actually European.
2. I’m also pretty sure that they are specifically applying way too much tanner to acheive some sort of look, I believe the name is “Prolly Brown”.
Blaming Euros for the American stupidity culture -> FALE
OMG Brad is so cool he can probably suck a whole bag of dicks at once.
Also Ricky can suck an egg.
#44 is a copypasta fail
those guys are american from new jersey
and there is no photoshop maniplation.
they actually go arond with that weird look…
Wow, these guys are like Michael Jackson but in the other way around XD
Wow, these guys are like Michael Jackson but in the other way around LOL
Jergans Natural Guido anyone?
guuiiddooo
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LEE HOTTIE
i cant see a difference ;P
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whats wrong with that girl’s tits
*jawdrop* whaaa…
tho it’s photoshopped, it’s a frightening picture in many, many ways
OMG, they can’t be serious, they look like they were slimed with motor oil.
the orange colour is so great
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these guys are from austria.its a “style” called kracho.actually there are many idiots runnin arround like them…
In Germany, this is standard disco look, mostly influenced by the turkish immigrants living over here. There are millions of them, counting only Germany.
That is Austrian Krocha-Style.
You will not find many German kids looking like that….
Italy is with ya in that :O
These austrian dumbasses are calld Krocha, not kracho.
For anyone who understands the language ->
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krocha
orange idiots
Oompaloompas do exist!
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AL JOLSON FAIL.
Hahah proper tangoed
Oh Shit!
Attack of the guidos!!!
Those aren’t Americans. They are Austrian.It’s a youth thing called ‘Krocha’ which is, at its core, nothing but a celebration of FAIL.
These are guys from AUSTRIA
called ‘crocher’ …. they dance in a really strange style, have such tight jeans and caps in neon-colors
I hate it. but this new style is developed in AUSTRIA.
In Germany we would say: Scheiße!
OMG.
But whats worse, those clowns or the girls hanging out with them?
–> the girls are alright looking, but obviously fools for chilling with such feegles.
this photo reminds me of Hot Chicks with Douche Bags… that blog is based entirely on pictures like this one.
The visor tan adds SO much to this picture
GTFO YOUR GAY.
iM GONNA ASSUME ITS A FANCY DRESS PARTY AND THEY ARE DRESSED UP AS SOME GAY POP STARS OR SOMETHING!
I, for one, welcome our orange, alien overlords.
I dont get it… there too tall for umpa -umpas! and they dont have green hair! xDDD ROFL!
ops ment umpa-lumpas!
Those are two stupid dutch kids :’)
Actually, I’m pretty sure they’re Danish. Not that I’m proud of that but they’re certainly not American.
fail, they are american.
The one on the left has an OOMPA LOOMPA face
I live near manhattan and see this species floating around between Jersey and long island all the time. Krocha or not, here we call them guidos and they are the epitome of human waste.
that girl on the left has tit fail.
Major Huge Forehead Fail in the background.
Nice catch. Seriously, Forehead Boy is twice as scary as the Orange Twins.
im gay and i think those guyz r hot
Spray tan tip #47: always check for spots after you finish if you wear protective coverings. i.e. orange man on the right
lol http://failblog.org/2008/03/31/orange-fail/#comments
school dance maybe? im guessing they just decided to push through it and go on with life. Or maybe they where to dumb to know thats not right.
carrot OD
somebody call willy wonka, there are oompa loompas on the loose and they are getting WIIIIIIILD
WTF? Did someone cross Robbie Williams with an oompa loompa?
Hey look!!! The orangeman group!!
Not everybody should have acces to the tanning bed (A)
*gigglesnort* The Oompa Loompas go out on the town.
Puberty really sucks…
They are called Guidos and they inhabit most of the northeastern US these two are of the Tannis not haven it so fakenitus a common breed that scare people with their poorly managed hair and use of Orange skin bronzer.
I like the two guys in the background who look like they’re about to make out…
Seen it.
Oompa loompa, doompidy doo…
For once and for ever, they are Austrian, they call themselves Krocha.
HAHAHAHAAA… this isn’t a fake… those guys are frm germany -> göttingen.. i saw a few of pictures of them (long time ago) in a communty-site of this city (goloci.de)
This picture is on several pages, also on Pages from Vienna, Prague and Bordeaux.
Real Oompa-loompa!!!!
Why the HELL are people insisting that this is Photoshopped? Stupidity can’t be Photoshopped in. Face it, idiots like this exist.
This is just a pure and simple orange FAIL.
Did they get their heads stuck in a caramel machine?!
This should be called, “Douchebag FAIL.”
what?
This is so frustrating; I feel like at some point I ran across this in someone’s (sincere) myspace photo collection.
Damn to not remember where!!!
is that.. Britney Spears between the orange dudes?
should be called more douche bag fail
Has nobody noticed the guy in the background with the 2 foot long head!?
There are so many fails here, I don’t have the patience to list them all.
Some peoples kids…
go to youtube and check out “my new haircut”. reminds me of these d-bags
oompa loompa doom-pa-de-douche
I want to point out that:
1. Not every photo on this site is a product of photoshop. I only bring this up because every picture has a least one person that claims “photoshop.”
2. Fake tanner is good (in my opinion) in only one situation: at a ballroom dance competition. It makes you stand out, and as a rule, most professionals fake tan. However, these two rather look like idiots.
That is all.
If most of them do it, wouldn’t that mean that NOT doing it makes you stand out more?
spraytan FAILURE!
i think they had a problem with spray tan lol
“OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO…”
This is more gay than Emo
too cheap to get a tan? then paint it yourself
What a couple of douchebags. And the blondes are douchebags by association.
The leftmotht dude’th mouth maketh him look like he’th got a lithp.
Definitely Austrian…
SPRAY TAN
First Blondes in thier lives,,,,,, MEGA BLUSH!
LOL, Pair of wankers
What a couple of HUGE d-bags.
i dont know if anybody didnt notice this but the guy in the background has a big head
oh my f’ing vishnu!! he totally does ay
lmfao..
WHY ARE THEY ORANGE?!?!?!
Omg hotness, I wanna bang you!
Oompa loompa fail.
dont they know tanning gives u CANCER!?!?!?!!!!!!
These are some of the socalled “Krocha” from austria. They hear some kind of “Schranz” or other electronic music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3El6HyfA-IQ) and like to wear their hair like short in the front and long in the back (for all Germans: Vo-Ku-Hi-La = Vorne kurz, hinten lang), they have a strange own dance and shave their arms and legs (!) and – in contrast to their mostly bright clothing – they obviously often go to the “soli” (solarium).
They really fail in being a respected part of the youth in austria and germany.
bodybuilders use that stuff only
Chocolate factory prom win!
looks like an orange win to me. but fail overall
Douche win!
Oh my! The Oompa Loompas are REAL!!!
in my country (Denmark) we call scumbags like those “pop-boys ” xD
You don’t get it!? They are a remake of The Blue Man Group : The Orange Man Group!!
why don’t they smile? they might look less like a douche if they smiled. Or at least less like a carrot. vegetable don’t smile do they?
… Wow transvestite on the right oompa loompas on the left where is Mel Gibson
This is actually pretty normal in Denmark.
oompa loompa doopity do..
Geeze, it looks like a pair of crainiopods suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome got into a bottle of 1970’s tanning pills and transformed themselves into giant umpa-lumpas!
Please people, let’s not mock them to the point where overtanning dissapears. Then we would have nothing to shake our heads at when we walk down the street. It’s the same trend as the dissapearing mullet. Once they realized that, yes, the laughs were directed at them, they cut of the 11 portion of the 3-11.
the girl in orange shirt has weird-sided boobs… either the boobs are fake/photoshopped, or it’s a boobs-ugly girl ._.
oompah loompahs! they like blonds…
the two guys in the corner look like they are getting ready to kiss.
whats ur last name?
I would not show my face in public, if I did something this stupid! this is the true meaning of MORONS
Douchebags went loose!
“were watching you..”
Is that the new Vegas show, the Orange Man group?