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Hey black guy, he’s not trying to be a “gangsta,” so therefore your wanksta comment is moot. He is more correclty, a straight edge emo fag.
Why is he a faq? Implying he is homosexual? Is the a connection to him getting beat up? or that he is “emo”? He is not emo. He is a straight edge kid who got the crap kicked out of him. They tend to be very violent. No where near emo. And how you knows his sexuality makes me wonder if your his boyfriend or something.
Straight-edge kids deserve the get the shit beat out of them…..And I think that when everyone here called him a fag they didn’t mean it as if he is gay (which he probably is) but that he fucking sucks beyond all suck. Kids like this need to practice what they preach…the music they listen to is usually about living in a better (fascist free) world…..and they themselves or at least the courage crew (for those of you who don’t know what the courage crew is its a gang from the midwest that beat the shit out of kids because they smoke or drink or are not like them) in turn making them fascist bastards themselves…….Fags
word em up!
I’m straight edge and not fascist or violent. Few of us are violent for no reason, if we fight is because we have been provoked. I have friends who drink and do drugs, i dont hate them, i just think that things are better when you keep them real. And moshing… that is just something you would never understand, maybe because you have never fought against anything in your life that kills your friends, and destroys theirs lifes, and still its cool and normal to everyone, moshing its just a release… there are so many things you dont uderstand
There is a difference between moshing and “hardcore dancing.” Moshing is pretty much just moving around a lot. Hardcore dancing, or (if you really knew what you preached) “slam dancing”, is kicking and punching the air (or a seizure), running your elbow into people, ramming people, or any other violent act you call “dancing.” Now you could be thinking of a circle pit where everybody runs around in circles. If someone falls down everyone stops to help the person back up, even if it’s an innocent on-looker.
Moshing is pathetic, why would you pay to see a band, and then fuck around like that. Really gets under my skin when I go to enjoy a band and you get that shit.
you really have to try it sometime.
its soooo fun im not even joking
^^^^most emo response ever. “you just don’t understand!”
and i say that anyone who feels the need to put their fist in a strangers face at a show as a form of self expression is an emoting fail.
it’s fine if you don’t like drinking and drugs. but you insist on getting down on people that do which makes you a person fail.
stfu fag
saaaaaaaame
sxefl
not all straight edge kids are violent this kid probbally just got rocked in a moshpit. you assumeing that all straight edge people are violent is an epic fail.
its all about poistive straight edge
Hell yeah for posi kids!!
Somebody “positively” whipped this kids ass!
Using the words ‘fags’ interchangeably with both ‘gay’ AND ‘losers’ is total epic FAIL.
dude, why do you think straight-edge kids deserve to get beat up?
so what if they dont want to do drugs and drink!!!
grow up!!
nicely put and very true…
LOL.
emo fag?
you fail.
straight edge was started by punk rockers in the 80s
and they failed back then as well
You are all incorrect this douche got jumped in to a gang. Blue bandanna in hand and around neck which usually associates some knock off of the crips.
Ugh. No he’s straight-edge. The bandannas are a ’scene’ thing.
Also, it’s funny that the ’straight-edgers’ are all about not poisoning your body and such, but they’re all irrationally violent. So their body won’t be fucked up by alcohol or drugs but by the guys that they pick fights with.
One more thing, they pride themselves on being ‘individualists’ with no labels and that other retarded shit, too bad that sXe is a label. ugh. Teenagers.
i am sharing my point of view on the internet because no one IRL will listen to
me.
personally i think this is a boy trapped in a man’s world, and he can’t help it if sometimes this means he gets nervous and has nose bleeds. his proud facial expression is simply there to cover the awkwardness he feels, he was probably y
trying to talk to a girl he was fond of and she laughed at his bandannas so his nose bled everywhere. KTHNX
He’s Trapped In A Closet Alright
Emhh its not just about not poisoning your body, its about keeping real everything you live… Lets say that straight edge its just about loving yourself so much, and the people that surround you that you don’t need anything else to make out of any moment one of the best times of your life… you were wrong at that point… not poisoning your body its just the way that some of us understand it.
And im 24, i you wouldn’t call me a teenager, but im glad that many young people dare to think different, and yes, maybe labeling its stupid, and many of then do it just because it is a trend, but how fucking many drink or do drugs just to fit into any of the fucking molds of society? to follow any other fucking trend? At least having a clean mind its now an option to teenagers
Having a clean mind and body has always been an option. Some people
have this thing called “self-control”. Means they don’t need a bandwagon
to jump
onto to tell them how to act and behave. To hell with media and popular
culture blaming all the wrongs of the world on the drugs or the drinking.
If you need to join a pseudo-gang to keep you from poisoning your body,
then just kill yourself now. Straight-edgers need to grow up.
*applauds quietly*
WOW … THANKYOU ANON.. ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU HAVE TO BE LIKE THE WORLD TELLS YOU YOU SHOULD BE TO BE COOL PLEASE BY ALL MEANS GO OFF YOURSELF… REMOVE YOUR WEAKNESS FROM OUR GENE POOL…
couldn’t have put it better myself.
your pointing out a fail is a fail cuz someone whos edge and by the look of this guy is not an emo fag ur insult is a fail.
WHO GIVES A F*** WHO THIS GUY IS? Move on.
funny…straight edge is a way of life usually part of hardcore punk, I realize a lot of emos want to be “hardcore” and this guy is obviously a tool for using marker on his hands to be part of the scene, emo isnt straight edge, learn it live it love it.
Straight edge = drunk on violence.
fail. straght edgers aren’t violent, just quite aggressive and hyper in the pit. listen to ‘bottled violence’ by minor threat.
so straight edge kids who beat people for not “living by the edge” aren’t violent while punching people in the face with brass knuckles?
actually the whole super violent edge stuff is perpetrated mostly by a group known as F.S.U. meaning Friends Stand United or F*ck Sh*t Up. The latter was the original name.
That must be why my friends cousin, when I was younger, was stabbed and KILLED by a straight edger. (They were involved in a fist fight and the Edger pulled out a knife and stabbed him mid-swing. Got him right in his heart, between his ribs.) They are violent, and angry for seemingly no reason and I’ve never seen one who wasn’t on that same bandwagon as the others.
They need to take a big bong rip and chill out….
fukin A!!!
ROFL agreed
And I had a cousin stabbed to death by a Jock at a party. Using the actions of one individual to define an entire sub set of culture is irresponsible. People do really stupid things sometimes and alot of people get hurt in the process.
EXCEPT I JUST WATCHED A PROGRAM ON THE GUYS WHO SUPPOSEDLY STARTED THIS STARIGHT EDGE CRUD AND THEY ARE VIOLENT THEY SAID SO… AND I RESPECT WHAT THEY DID TO AN EXTENT BY ATTACKING ALL THE SUPREMACISTS AND WHAT NOT, BUT TO FIGHT PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE DRINKING, WHICH THEY ADMIT TO HAVING DONE ALSO, IS CRAZY… BLIND HATE IS SOMETHING THAT NEEDS TO BE EXTINGUSHED PEOPLES PERSONAL CHOICES ON HOW TO AVOID THE WORLD ie DRUGS AND ALCOHOL SHOULD B LEFT TO THEM FOR THE MOST PART… UNLESS THEY USE IT TO EXCERCISE BLIND HATE.. THEN BY ALL MEANS BEAT AWAY….
ur right, in holland(were I live) softdrugs like weed are legal. some ppl use it others don’t. its their choice if they wanna use it!! and like drinking and sex… omg sex, alcohol and soccer are the best things in life
. as long as they dont bother anybody with it
and if you dont wanna use it its okay to!! but dont beat up anyone bcuz hes difrent
That few of us are violent doesn’t mean that we are all like that. Publicity and social pressure are violent in some way against our choice of living drug free, so is inevitable that some of us choose the wrong path to fight the stupid standards of society… I’m not agreed with violence but i would beat the fucking crap out of you if you disrespect me in my face… of course, that’s not going to happen. Peace.
Wow. I respect you for deciding to keep your body and mind clean from drugs. Not my choice, but clearly it’s yours and you stand by that.
But not being able to control yourself when someone sends an insult your way is pathetic. In life, my friend, people have differing views. And many people choose to express their views as the only truth and will get in your face about it. Remember that’s their view and not yours, and carry on with life. Don’t take everything to heart.
TO BE SO COMPLETELY DRUNK ON TESTOSTERONE AND NOT BE ABLE TO DISRESPECT SOME ONE IN RETURN WITHOUT USE OF PHYSICAL FORCE CLEARLY IS ONLY INSULTING YOURSELF IN THE END.
Also, drunk on FAIL. XD
xGood Clean Failx
Ugly ass FAIL!
http://stuffwhiteparentslike.com
Ahh, there IS justice left in the world.
What the fuck happened to his face? I gather that it was pre-straight-edge…
Sunsblock fail? Proactive fail? Puberty fail? You be the judge.
Looks more to me like he’s an underager who got pummeled in a moshpit…still fail.
PENIS
your all retarded, its a fail because his face is covered in meth blotches
epic, epic…………(sucka) fail
epic, epic…….(sucka) fail
I guess benzoil peroxide is too much of a drug for the straight edge crowd…
owned.
http://mantivities.wordpress.com
tou idiots, that guy probly got bashed a by a bunch of srunk iduots, and knowing straightesdge people, he probs got bashed defending his friends
LOLNO emofag
LOL
Defending his friends by being offended by the fact that other people drink alcohol.
You fail.
Proofreading fail.
OMFG! LOOOOL!!!
+1!
“Hic! You should see the other guy!” **cue passing out**
so können auch nur amis aussehen^^
Effin Nazi Germany Fail
ROFL… schon so anonymous… kann ich gar nicht verstehen… und ich bin engländer xDD
PWND
maybe he’s allergic to sharpie….
HAHA, nice
Straight Edge ftw.
His face…not as much.
What exactly is wrong with Straight Edge? I don’t get it. I have a couple friends who are and I am, too. Is it wrong to not drink, smoke, or do drugs? Or are all you dumb enough to think it’s something else? Really… I’d like to be educated about your views, no matter how skewed and incorrect they may be… and are. Seriously. No joke. Period.
alright, lecture session begin:
Straight edge, that’s cool but people getting THAT violent in the pit usually ruin what could be a good show for other people. Further, he epitomizes adrenaline as a DRUG.
It’s totally fine if you dont’ want to drink or smoke… but does that require a label?
Live and Let Live!
Not: Don’t Drink and Make sure the world knows i don’t drink by drawing X’s on my hands and acting out of Rage
IT’S FINE TO MAKE THAT CHOICE… BUT TO IMPOSE IT ON OTHERS OR SUFFERTHE CONSEQUENCE…YOU MAY AS WELL BE HITLER YOURSELVES…. HE HURT PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY WEREN’T LIKE HIM, SO INEVITABLY YOU ARE BECOMING YOUR OWN ENEMY…
there is nothing wrong with not drinking or consuming any kind of drugs. What is wrong is making it into a clique or a defining point of character to rally behind. By making it something more than a matter of personal and private choice, you politicize and aggravate everyone that doesn’t see things the same way you do.
Not doing drugs or drinking is cool, it’s a healthy and personal choice, you probably save some coin too…but being straight edge is more than just those choices, straight edge is group, it’s a cadre of people that try to enforce their worldview.
Besides, most straight edge folks are reactionary bitches that cant stand a little bit of internet humor, so go back to your emo world of sobriety, and I’ll go back to my occasional and responsible drinking with friends, and I might even light up a joint while I’m at it. Go cry.
I was going to respond to that guy, but shit, you said it waaay better than I could…
Emo and straight-edge are not one and the same. I’m neither, by the way. I’m just below the drinking age, don’t want cancer, and don’t want to go to prison. I don’t give a crap if you’re any different. So, I disagree with you partially, but, yeah, everyone’s entitled to their own pleasures.
emo and straight edge overlap a lot, a whole hell of a lot.
x.briii.x……. pwned
you sir are a gentleman and a scholar, and strait edge just means people who cant handle their booze/drugs
ive been both straight edge and not. and switched between the two.
strait edge people can handle their booze and drugs. i did all the time.
its got more to do with a mental attitude.
i am very angry and violent when im straightedge. thats because this new society we live in sucks. when i am sober i realise that and am unhappy with it. unhappiness leads to action.
i choose to not do drugs because it makes me happy when nothing has changed. when the drugs go away im still in the same spot. and even less content. and i never accoplished anything while high. plenty of thinking but no doing.
dont bash on straight edge because you aren’t strong enough to give up your addictions. keep getting high and let society lead you into hell.
and remember people. the key to success in ANYTHING is moderation. so try sober and try high. and never ever say never.
You are possibly the dumbest person to ever to post something on the internet. Congratulations. Please continue to talk about something you know nothing about.
Straight Edge = people who dont smoke, drink or do drugs and think they are better than those who do.
There is literally no such thing as straight edge in Britain. Ok maybe with middle aged married parents, but especially not in young people on forums like this. It’s quite insightful that there are ACTUALLY people calling themselves ’straight edge’. I mean fucking ‘STRAIGHT EDGE’ A HA….HE HEH HAA HAAAA HA HA AHAA HA HA HA. In GROUPS! A HA HA HAAAAAA HEE HEEEEE HA HA HAA HA AH HA HAA AAAH HA HA HA HA HA. FAIL! FAIL! FAIL!
you must not get out much then….
There’s loads of Straight Edge kids in the UK…
Fail at not knowing that there are straight edge kids in Britain
FAIL! FAIL! FAIL! at being close minded
Maybe he got beat up for those X’s on his hands.
straight edgers are mindless homos who fist each other.
straight edge…more like straight FAIL!
i know one thing…strait edgers are almost exclusively gay/ slash mentally retarded
STRAIGHT EDGE OF A RAZOR -WRISTSLITWRISTSLIT-
LOLFAIL
ummm anyone heard of the X-fighters tournament? he could well be the winner or a fight
Or, “Fight Club”.
Yeah, he really looks like won…..
how many straight edge kids does it take to finish a 6pack of beer?
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ONE, if his/her other straightedge friends arent around…
MWAAHHH ha ha ha ha haaaa
Straight Edge lol never heard of them b4 but this is funny!!!
ALL Gangs and members of gangs are PUSSIES!
Wow. I’m straight edge and that is PRECISELY why I don’t MOSH when I’m X’d up. People beat the crap out of you because they think you’re a puss for giving up the toxins. That’s ridiculous. If anything we should be revered or something….jesus. No one deserves that. Even if he was in a mosh pit and even if he was moshing, I don’t care. That’s too far. -_-
FAIL.
Personally, I don’t believe that Straight Edge kids should be revered. Don’t get me wrong, I’m edge myself, but it’s just a choice. Mother Theresa, Ghandi, Martin Luther King, those people should be revered because they did something. Straight Edge kids? So what? We don’t drink, we don’t smoke. It’s a choice. We shouldn’t be held on a pedestal because of it, but you’re right, we shouldn’t be attacked for it either. I don’t think non-edgers should be revered either, nor do I think they should be punished. I don’t force my beliefs on people. I’m edge for my own reasons and people who haven’t been through my experiences really can’t understand my reasoning for it. My best friends are chain-smoking alcoholics, and I’m the Vegan sXe kid who chills in the corner.
Most of the people on this board are right. A lot of Edge kids think they’re better than everyone else because they have self-restraint, but they indulge in other ways, like adreneline highs. I don’t think edge kids should be persecuted, but they really don’t have to go around being dicks about their Edge-ness either. Generalizations suck. Not all Edge kids are douchebags.
All generalizations are false.
WIN.
“giving up the toxins”
I’m sorry, but I did laugh when I read that….
you only laugh cause you’ve never done it. realise that every part of you exists because of something you ate. including your mind. you are what you eat. or drink, or smoke. give it up and try finding yourself. if not keep laughing, until your laughing all by yourself. oh wait your on the internet you already are.
he isn’t drunk, he just got his ass kicked. and you don’t know he started the fight. someone could of just kicked his ass for whatever reason.
P.s. i don’t think he got beat up..i just think he has REALLLLY bad acne hahahahahah FAILOL!!!!!
Lolz. He’s supposed to be CM Punk.
Them doo rags signify he for beat into a gang. Likely Crip or some knockoff.
ew. is that his face?
I thought he beat himself up because he was marked under age when he entered the club….
I think it’s our well known super hero burnt face man!
HOLY FUCK
SO MANY IGNORANT PPL!
…All the violent edge kids that ppl keep talking to are hardline
Hardline is just a militant take of straight edge and often hardline kids will kick the shit out of someone just for holding a beer…thats a bad stereotype, but is true to an extent all hardline kids arnt like this.
Straight edge is a counter culture of a counter culture…
maybe you guys should do a lil reading on the topic before you start bashing it
isn’t counter-culture some sort of oxymoron?
No, no it is not.
ass kicked or meth addict lol
Anyone stop to think that maybe he just got in a fight. Maybe he wasn’t moshing, hardcore, got jumped or any other explanation. Maybe he mouthed off to someone while at a concert and someone beat his face in.
amen. he’s just another lame ass young scenester kid who decided to talk shit about the wrong person. he just happens to be edge.
NEGATIVE. HE’S DISPLAYING HIS GARBAGE RAGS AND HIS SHARPIE INDUCED MOTTO. DEFINITLY SOMETHING “OTHER”
ENTIRE COMMENT SECTION FAIL
No Deal!
Chemical peel FAIL!
STRAIGHT EDGE BAHHHHHH
Don’t know what all this “straight edge” carry-on is about, but I approve of beating up teenagers on general principles.
Win
No drugs, no alcohol and no casual sex
And you need to join a “counter-culture” just to achieve that? “Epic fail”, as the saying goes.
And you need to use quotations as much as you can?
you are all idiots for fighting about this.
Maybe he’s just underage, X’s on hands also mean that they can’t order alcoholic drinks.
No fail. No win. Poster of pic is intolerant. Bigot fail.
is tht gut doing ku klux klan sigh or is he jusy some gah thatstrying to be gangster with blue bandanas
wow… someone uses the word fag and u get all politically correct about it. get over it.
This is pissing me off! no i am not STRAIGHT EDGE, but man i have so much love for those kids. its bloody hard! you do it for 3 mouths and then judge!!
Wow. A massive discussion on FAILBLOG.org. That’s a new thing.
Anyhow, sucks that Edge gets such a negative response today, when it’s just about being positive. As long as I respect your choice to drink, smoke or do whatever, why can’t this go the other way around?
The violent/pushy kind of edge kids is such a small portion of the whole ’scene’, yet everyone seems to think we push our beliefs on everyone like some sort of Jehova’s witness. Kinda pathetic tbf.
1. this guy might not be straight edge, or scene, or emo, or anything at all. he might just be someone who decides he wants to post a picture of himself on the internet after hes been beaten up. i mean, how many of you have gone and shown your friends or whoever you know after youve done something that looks painful? well that might be what this kid is doing, and the bandanas and X’s just for effect, so dont judge him.
2. nobody deserves to get the shit kicked out of them.
3. life decisions shouldnt determine whether someone gets stabbed or beaten to death, why can no-fucking-body appreciateand accept that they have made the choice to drink alcohol smoke or whatever because thats simply what they enjoy doing, they shouldnt get beaten up because they feel like having a good night out… honestly.
4. straight edge and emo are different. we now all know what straight edge means, if you dont then youre a fucktard. emo means emotionally challenenged, anybody can be emo, someone shouldnt be called emo because of how they dress, emo isnt someone who slits their wrists or causes pain to themselves. thats a self harmer. emo is just someone with emotional truobles, so leave them the fuck alone.
im not taking sides to emo, scene or SE or any other type, but what sort of a world do we live in where people get killed because they want to enjoy themselves, or because they listen to a different genre of music, or because of how they look?
answer me that.
(Y)
my first thought was his face had a chemical burn from making meth, hence he FAILED at being straight edge.
Most likely the “X’s” are from going to a club and not being able to drink. And it looks like he got his ass kicked while being there.
And straight edge is 3 X’s