hey, please don’t associate guidos with all of New Jersey. I’m from south jersey, and we have far fewer guidos than say, NYC. and waaaaaaay less than they have in north jersey. but yeah, everyone hates the orange guidos.
thats because the population in NYC is about as much as the population for the whole state of NJ so of course theres bound to be way more guidos per square mile lol
THE SCHMUCKNESS. AND THE FACT THAT NO ONE IS STARING AT HIM LIKE THE MORON HE IS FOR PUTTING ON ALL THAT SELF TANNER… THAT WOULD ONLY GO DOWN IN JERSEY.
you’re kidding right? The two orange guys, with the ‘eraser head’ hair cuts, donned in a PINK dinner jacker with sky blue slacks, are.. GAY, my god. I’ve been living behind clouded glass.
oh yeah, you win for sure. commenting on the chick who isn’t even ugly in the first place when the dipshit with the orange face is the focus. RETARDED FAIL!
“don’t be jealous” implies we would like to, but somehow cannot, achieve this look.
I assure you that both of these implications is untrue, as a bottle of cheap gel and dollar store bronzer would allow anyone so idiotic to become one of these freaks.
Actually this is a new thing among “trendy” youth in various countries. I wanna say Germany but don’t quote me. They even have these things called tan bars where you go all orange and tan. Its nuts.
I know this isn’t very funny but I just wanted to say that a recent study links the use of tanning beds, even if you use one only once in your youth, to a severely increased rate of melanoma, which is the deadliest type of skin cancer. If these people are smart enough to go to a doctor when the melanoma first appears (which I doubt) they’ll need skin grafts to cover the removed tissue. If they don’t catch it early, their lives will be in danger.
haha, that guy is from Denmark. A lot of boys in Denmark think they look hot if they look like that. They call them Pretty boys =p People made a group on Facebook called “Stop pretty boys”.. there are a lot of pictures like that =p so freaking funny!
I like how people from the North like to talk about how dumb people are from Texas, well, yeah . . . at least we don’t have Guidos. Not exactly from the top of the brain trust either.
Seeing that tool and others like him make me throw up in my mouth a little bit. I live in Arizona, so I see those pretentious little shit “Pretty boys” everywhere. I hate it.
LOL at the “It’s over nine thousand!!!!!!!!!” comment, by the way.
I went to High School with these kids, they’re not from Jersey they’re from Brooklyn. The last super guidos name is Joe Druckman, the other one i dont know.
Dumb Italians, well cant say to much, people who look like that must not have a mother, but two gay fathers with tanning beds and orange paint in there homes…
enjoy the cancer freaks…
OH YAA BTW… can i barrow your head, i just pissed my self laffing and need to clean it up…
I… I… I just can’t believe it. I simply cannot believe that anyone, even this guy, could think, “You know what looks bangin’ with this baby pink tux? The most revoltingly orange tan, that’s what!”
Why did nobody stop him before he went and did that? (Oh, and the hair doesn’t help him any bit, either.)
I’m so glad I’m a nerd. I’m scrawny, dead-white, and I love Star Trek. The one good thing about all this, is that I’m not orange. Also, I have a “cavalier” attitude which has resulted in getting laid an infinite amount of times more than being a walking carrot.
Thank you! Does anyone read these comments before posting their own? Even though numerous people on here have said that these guys are from Brooklyn, everyone else just thinks they are being so witty and original by making the cliched Jersey joke. Well, they are NOT from New Jersey. I go to the same college in Manhattan as one of them; he’s from Brooklyn and now lives in Staten Island.
dude that was my sisters prom, and the orange guy was staring at me! i was giving him the finger for a second but when he look i just made an face at him.
someone was drinking too much carrot juice
hahahahah….friggen guidos
I’m not sure if this Guido Fail bc he thinks he’s cool… or if it’s Guido Win bc that’s what Guido’s do.
i think prom is a jersey shore theme…
I was JUST about to say that they look like they’re from New Jersey!
i was thinking the exact same thing when i first saw this
you guys must be from new york
hey, please don’t associate guidos with all of New Jersey. I’m from south jersey, and we have far fewer guidos than say, NYC. and waaaaaaay less than they have in north jersey. but yeah, everyone hates the orange guidos.
I hate that Guido is an Italian thing…
It’s a Long Island Thing
I love Long Islands.
Really? Long Islands.. lol. Anyhow It’s just a guy who tanned waaaay too much It’s really funny. Does it even matter where he’s from?
ME too
yeah – i think i ran into that douche at the nutty irishman last weekend. Jagerbomb!
thats because the population in NYC is about as much as the population for the whole state of NJ so of course theres bound to be way more guidos per square mile lol
what makes someone look like they’re from New Jersey…?
(sorry for being from the west coast and clueless on this one!)
these people
THE SCHMUCKNESS. AND THE FACT THAT NO ONE IS STARING AT HIM LIKE THE MORON HE IS FOR PUTTING ON ALL THAT SELF TANNER… THAT WOULD ONLY GO DOWN IN JERSEY.
actually we are al staring at him
This was my prom, its brooklyn new york, and the two orange kids are actually gay.
you’re kidding right? The two orange guys, with the ‘eraser head’ hair cuts, donned in a PINK dinner jacker with sky blue slacks, are.. GAY, my god. I’ve been living behind clouded glass.
hands down….. best comment i’ve read all day
Oompa Loompa Doopitty Dee…
If you’re a FAIL you will listen to me…
Win!
Seconded.
Indeed
LOL
It’s the adventures of carrot men!
The one on the right should dye his hair green, so he looks like a carrot with leaves cut off.
Spray-tan fail
Hellboy? : o
And you’ll notice that he has the ugliest girl :p
and yet she still too good for him
Nah. Her face is just like that because she’s mad at him for being an idiot and using too much tanning cream.
It’s probably his sister
oh yeah, you win for sure. commenting on the chick who isn’t even ugly in the first place when the dipshit with the orange face is the focus. RETARDED FAIL!
She is ugly dude, she just has tits. They cancel out ugliness at times.
anger fail?
are you talking about the second girl from the left? cuz shes freakin hot
haters
don’t be jealous bro
“don’t be jealous” implies we would like to, but somehow cannot, achieve this look.
I assure you that both of these implications is untrue, as a bottle of cheap gel and dollar store bronzer would allow anyone so idiotic to become one of these freaks.
i think ur sarcasm-detector is broken
Oh – a sarcasm detector. What a useful invention.
did you go to xaverian high school bro?
Hotness,
Trust me, no one in their right mind would be that artificially orange and have that umbrella hair.
cept this guy
Because he is obviously NOT in his right mind.
This should be Umpa Lumpa Fail
And you are now the Epic Spelling Fail.
hehehehe owned
Umpa Lumpa -
LMAO!
Exactly! That’s why he looks familiar!
Since I am in Spain, I am not sure of this, but I think it’s a “tribe” that is specially found on New Jersey.
Can anyone comfirm that?
PS: Carrot Powa!!!
Yep, autocomfirmed (more photos inside):
http://foro.putalocura.com/foro/foro-general/73080-los-canis-new-jersey.html
Please note the lips position
Jerk! NSFW!!!!!
Do not click on the above link
LOL y’know what happens when you tell someone not to do sth? -_-’
i am going to vomit….do not check this link…epic fail if you do
WTF? 2gays1hole???
Once you followed that link, you’ve seen it all.
Classic
No wonder he’s not smiling.
http://stuffwhiteparentslike.com
Not sure what fails more, the skin, the suit, or the paint brush sticking out of his head.
I’d choose D, all of the above. Can you believe that they think that looks good?
no.
You forgot the chick willing to date him.
aren’t they those Gotti children?
*That* is who I was trying to think of. Yeah, he looks like one of the Gottis.
Who are from Long Island… not New Jersey…. It’s a Long Island Thing…duh
I believe that haircut is called the Awesome Blossom. You can order it at Chilis.
bwa ha ha ha ha ftw.
you said it douche. I bet his usual outfit consists of popped-collar rugby shirts and baggy pants slung nice and low.
White guy with the orange tan. Classic.
next commenter is gay
…and for that, you fail!
Just wanted to let y’all know.
Congrats on a failblog thread of your own!
Methinks that was intentional.
Holy cow… that link says it all.
I love the Fanta comparison. And I agree, Umpa Lumpa Fail FTW.
carrot fail
His hair…ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
I would totally do the one in yellow.
Actually this is a new thing among “trendy” youth in various countries. I wanna say Germany but don’t quote me. They even have these things called tan bars where you go all orange and tan. Its nuts.
Seriously, where did this trend start?.. It’s somehow spread to denmark, and i’d prefer mankilling lasers on the moon, then look at these guys..
MICHAEL CASO! HOLY CRAP!!
hehe that’s too funny
ick!
I am not sure what is more disturbing the skin or the hair. I am thinking its the hair.
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Umpa-Lumpa
If you want to see more pics like these, check out http://www.getoffourisland.com
Long Islands very own struggle to rid itself of guidos and other undesirables.
what a guido.
http://mantivities.wordpress.com
photoshopped …obviously.
Photoshopped — one would hope, but I doubt it.
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The it’s over nine thousand comment nearly made me piss my pants.
I saw these guys yesterday eating lunch next to their FedEx delivery truck! Looks like they made it big time.
… Flame wars in every single comment section now; you all are hopeless. Really.
Captain Krunch
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His hair…ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
Omg, that’s frickin’ classic.
I know this isn’t very funny but I just wanted to say that a recent study links the use of tanning beds, even if you use one only once in your youth, to a severely increased rate of melanoma, which is the deadliest type of skin cancer. If these people are smart enough to go to a doctor when the melanoma first appears (which I doubt) they’ll need skin grafts to cover the removed tissue. If they don’t catch it early, their lives will be in danger.
i’m hymen
I love how folks use my name; it’s very clever. No, really, it is – please, continue with your attempts at insults, as it amuses me greatly.
? fail
haha, that guy is from Denmark. A lot of boys in Denmark think they look hot if they look like that. They call them Pretty boys =p People made a group on Facebook called “Stop pretty boys”.. there are a lot of pictures like that =p so freaking funny!
They are growing up Gotti.
Shit is SO CASH
If you use Google to translate the page the photo is taken from, it says that it is “special tanning using iodine from pharmacy”.
Yeah, very special
why would any girl go out with some one thats that much of a carrot head
Those kids both went to my school
Xaverian High School in Bay Ridge Brooklyn,
look it up on Urbandictionary.com it will explain everything
huahuauha
idiottttttss
Just look at the girls next to them
looks like they are embarrassed by them
Does he know that Vanilla Ice is not cool anymore? Also, pink is also not the new black. Sorry.
What a bunch of idiots! enjoy your trailer you trash!
JERSEY FAIL!
and the blue trousers and pink jacket. this guy was born to fail. HAHAHA LMAO.
lol im still laughing out loud
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That shit is SO cash.
Bad Hair day at prom night
abel, i can conferm it, plus i think i went to school with those 2 guys…
Look at the hair of that second dude…
Looks like it’s photoshopped?
It has some white pixels
One Word … Fail
looks like they were zapped by a lightening… a fearful new jerseyan lightening.
God I love california… I dont have to deal with shit like that.
Wow, nice hair. HE can sweep the floor with that, too
Stupid Guidos . . .
I like how people from the North like to talk about how dumb people are from Texas, well, yeah . . . at least we don’t have Guidos. Not exactly from the top of the brain trust either.
It’s not exactly about your geography… i see dumb people everywhere
humpa lumpa !
New Jersey Bringing Down The Rest of America’s Awesomeness Average Fail.
He looks like a TURD!
the blowouts don’t help.
Looks like New Jersey to the T
She’s dating an oompaloompa XD
more orange fail http://failblog.org/2008/04/07/more-orange-fail/
i don’t get it
Seeing that tool and others like him make me throw up in my mouth a little bit. I live in Arizona, so I see those pretentious little shit “Pretty boys” everywhere. I hate it.
LOL at the “It’s over nine thousand!!!!!!!!!” comment, by the way.
That girl in the blue dress = 10/10
That girl in the yellow dress = 9/10
I would love a 3-way with them. :drool:
This should be “Style Fail”
I went to High School with these kids, they’re not from Jersey they’re from Brooklyn. The last super guidos name is Joe Druckman, the other one i dont know.
Epic fail:
Dumb Italians, well cant say to much, people who look like that must not have a mother, but two gay fathers with tanning beds and orange paint in there homes…
enjoy the cancer freaks…
OH YAA BTW… can i barrow your head, i just pissed my self laffing and need to clean it up…
I… I… I just can’t believe it. I simply cannot believe that anyone, even this guy, could think, “You know what looks bangin’ with this baby pink tux? The most revoltingly orange tan, that’s what!”
Why did nobody stop him before he went and did that? (Oh, and the hair doesn’t help him any bit, either.)
omg…i think i know where that is >.<
Why is Corey Haim all orange? I don’t get this.
Someone should tell that guy he no beaner!
hahahah girl with the orange dude second from the left looks pissed/embarrassed!
Americans are bad at hair.
Yea..that’s it -> you’re the smartest guy on the planet
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You know…when you’ve been Tangoed…
They look like they are from New Jersey.
Also did any one else notice how big all of their noses are?
I’m so glad I’m a nerd. I’m scrawny, dead-white, and I love Star Trek. The one good thing about all this, is that I’m not orange. Also, I have a “cavalier” attitude which has resulted in getting laid an infinite amount of times more than being a walking carrot.
Fanta guys!
This is why NJ should be sold to some third world country.
*coughcoughsprayontancoughcough*
LMAO I KNOW HIM! HE GOES TO THE TANNING SALON I WORK AT (obviously)
and for anyone whos wondering, theyre from brooklyn lol.
who invited the orange twins back?
This was my school. They’re Brooklyn guidos. Oy.
Thank you! Does anyone read these comments before posting their own? Even though numerous people on here have said that these guys are from Brooklyn, everyone else just thinks they are being so witty and original by making the cliched Jersey joke. Well, they are NOT from New Jersey. I go to the same college in Manhattan as one of them; he’s from Brooklyn and now lives in Staten Island.
Is it okay that he scares me?
it’s ok, we have each other
everything looks fine to me…I don’t get it. I like the orange guys hair
I’m thinking he tried for the carrot-top look, and got it backwards. Carrot-top FAIL
Wolverines retarded younger brother goes to prom
they’re baaaaaackk
TOOL(s)
jager-bombs…jager-bombs
MUSCLE MILK!
y cant he get a regular tan now hes caroot boy (duh da da duhhhhhh)FAIL srry for the girl though
jersey trash!
Orange tan: FAIL!
Guile from Street Fighter: Win?
The hair alone is pretty Fail. Turn him upside down & sweep the failure off the floor.
no way, this is a deffo tango advert line, You know when you’ve been tangoed
Ah, the Douchecoming Dance.
WTF WHY IS IT CALLED ORANGE FAIL?
I’ve seen guys like that actually…………………………
hmmm the oompa loompa’s finally grew a few feet huh
either his collar is messes up, or he’s a straight douchebag
Waddaya gonna do?
Ahh, prom night in Staten Island!
He looks like SHIT!
I think the pink blazer with the power blue pants is what makes it.
OUTFIT FAIL. Seriously. I actually think he was transported out of Ft. Lauderdale and transplanted back to his guido home of Jersey.
Bro Fail!
Note that carrot boys date is NOT smiling.
holy crap is this real?
I was trying to describe, “Douchebag,” the other day. A picture is worth a thousand words.
Tan FAIL
Hair FAIL
Tux FAIL
TRIPLE FAIL
Game over… this guy loses
More like NJ fail….
i didnt know wonka let them leave the factory
Hahaha! Looks like Oompah Goes To Prom!!
Are those the Gotti boys?
dude that was my sisters prom, and the orange guy was staring at me! i was giving him the finger for a second but when he look i just made an face at him.
guido fail
guido in da ghetto.. FAIL!!!!
I’m pretty sure he’s on Jersey Shore now…
dog are very pretty and they make me horny.
horny toads are also guite beautiful
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