Doesn’t make him a homo. That makes him very smart for getting away from the insanity and stupidity.
I’m glad I live in Texas. Now, to deal with my insane orchestra class…….
umm no he has the front part unziped you dont just walk inside a restroom and pull your pants all the way down thats a stall so i guess now the fail has swapped to you
There are rules for the urinals which can’t be ignored.
1. Never look sideways… For any reason!
2.Never speak to others with privates out in public bathrooms.
3. Never stand right beside someone else when there are spare urinals.
4. Never, EVER eat the urinal “cakes”
Ya but i’m pretty sure “etiquette” goes out the window when there’s a hot girl next to you without pants. If I was the guy in the picture, I’d break rule #1, wouldn’t you?
The worst thing has to be for the guy(s) she ended up with that night. It looks like she backed the entire way up into the urinal, which all guys know that gets covered from splatters. So whoever did her doggie got pee wiped all over them.
Um, out of context this is kinda hideous, but if you’ve ever been to a music festival where the ladies line is twenty meters long, this is a common sight.
Oh and @ imaG, I’ve seen all ethnic persuasions doing it so please keep your racially loaded comments out of it.
Don’t forget lines at amusement parks, movie theaters, malls, grocery stores etc! The line for the ladies’ room is at least twice the size as the line for the men’s room. In my opinion, this girl should be applauded for having the brass ones to just walk in there, instead of asking a male friend to check if it was empty and then guard the door for her.
But, then she loses points for leaning fully into the urinal. She really needed to disinfect her ass after this pic was taken.
In many countries, pants have these things callled “zippers” in the front. The zipper can be lowered to enable urination without having to lower one’s pants.
Seriously though… the fly is handy when you’re in a rush, but usually I like to undo the pants/belt as well, so things are not constricted at all, it feels way better..
One day we will be civilized enough to not need pants at all. I HAVE A DREAM!
To commenter #25: That’s cool that you have washing machines in civilized countries. However, in developed, civilized countries, we sometimes wear expensive, dry-clean only pants.
Around where I live, when you go to a bar you can expect the chicks to come in and piss in the men’s room. Happens all of the time. They aren’t shy about it. Kind of pisses me off cause they have their own restroom, but since I have such an f-ing huge dick, can’t say I’m embarassed by it. It’s a great opportunity to show off my schlong.
No, seriously, it’s really not cool. If the bitches didn’t spend so much time giggling and smearing goofy crap on their faces in the women’s room, they could all get in and out and wouldn’t have to wait in line so long.
Actually, girls have to wipe and wash their hands and all that other clean shit that you don’t know a thing about. We can’t just shake our shit around like some sub-human beings.
ummmm… if your dick is small enough u can get it out w/o undoing belt and button, i guess u could; but no. zippers hurt. a lot. especially pants just out of the dryer….
This isn’t a fail……yet. When she collapses in a drunken heap in a pool of her own urine on the floor, that’s a fail. This is just making the best use of the tools available.
This happened at one of my local pubs the other day.
Something was wrong with the women’s bathroom so there was a collection of 4 girls and 2 guys in the 1 tiny urinal (one trough and one closed one).
I was simply too polite to use the trough and waited behind the 3 chicks. (even though one of them read my thoughts and said they won’t look)
The other dude used it but it was like hard for any of us to look anywhere else since we were standing against a wall waiting for the closed one.
And then yeah, a chick came in and used the trough. wanted to take a peak at the vag but again, too polite/sober at the time.
I gained enough confidence to use the trough, but then a homo with earings and pink/black hair walked in.
Yeah, Ive tried that, no, it just DOESN’T WORK. lol.
Also, wtf with the guy next to her, why doesn’t he do anything? he’s just over there next to some girl in a bikini pissin’ away thinkin’ about his car insurance
‘hmmm.. I wonder if i’m getting a good deal with my, “hey wake up, there’s girl tryin to piss in te urinal next t- ‘SHUT UP, I really wonder if geico really is saving me…
It could be true.
girls in my school do that all the time. sometimes they do that completely nude, I dared Nicole Carlson, my girlfriend to do it, and she did it nude, then lost her cloths, and had to go nude through out the whole school day. SHE IS SEXY!
ROFL. Sad. The look on her face makes to sooo obvious what shes thinking. And here it is:
“Ooohh….whats this? Its like….a shirt! But like…I dont remember it…
Woa…where did that light come from?! Dont run away pretty light! Come back!! OH my gosh…its a teletubby! Teletubby, wait for meee!”
You’re also cool enough to comment under someone else’s name. But you’re right about the no life. I mean, no one with a life would actually get pissed off enough at someone they’ve never met to commit identity fraud, right?
@previous comment,
WTF?
i just made a doody…..in my pants
holy shit… me too
am I supposed to get turned on by this?
*masturbates*
Yeah, that guy does look pretty good…
AHAHAHAHAHAH Nice as comment
WIN!
lol,i said the exact same thing when the picture come on. wtf
You’re first; there is no previous comment.
comment fail
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
what? you never seen a girl taking a dump before? lolz
She’s not taking a dump. Have you ever seen a girl PEE before?
actually no i havent
wat are u gay??
straight fail
In keeping with the “Decoration” and “Transportation” fails, shouldn’t this be “Urination Fail” or”Defecation Fail”?
its not defecation fail because she might just be taking a piss. they sit the same way for that
I can tell with all the hidden cameras in the toilets I put in the toilets
Cameras inside toilets inside other toilets?
comment fail
hello? she’s in the GUYS BATHROOM!!!
FAILLLL!!!!!!!
lol
In the socially dysfunctional town of Crawley, UK where I live this is normal behaviour.
I only date girls from out-of-town.
lolz is that so?
Ha! I come from Crawley too =]
lol i wish i was thare
me too…wait damn
I used to live there too .
Now people understand why I left !
you moved away from that?!
-.- …. homo
Doesn’t make him a homo. That makes him very smart for getting away from the insanity and stupidity.
I’m glad I live in Texas. Now, to deal with my insane orchestra class…….
Living in Texas Fail!
Not as bad as here in Missouri.
Texas is an epic WIN when compared to Missouri, and Texas is pretty damn fail so that’s saying alot!
minnesota is the biggest fail, the only place where there can be rain snow hail and sunshine all on the same day!
illinois had that too march 09
dont worry
midwestern weather fail
lol@”they sit the same way for that”
Comment 1 “FAIL”
See the blue cup at the top? I think they’re drunk.
What you idiots don’t realize: It’s the guy who fails. He’s pissing with his pants up!
umm no he has the front part unziped you dont just walk inside a restroom and pull your pants all the way down thats a stall so i guess now the fail has swapped to you
really? hot girl like that next to you and your pants dont drop too?
Fail back to you
Maybe he’s gay. Or maybe she’s female.
If hes gay then SEXUAL ORIENTATION FAIL
‘Maybe she’s female’? Excuse me? Would you happen to have a dictionary? Nevermind, a first-grade education would do…
Oh, bitch, you got jacked!
Are you one of those people who drop their pants all the way to their ankles when they use a urinal?
Uh, hell yeah I am. Are you one of those people who get all mad at me when you see my pasty white cheeks shining in the bathroom light? If so, gtfo
No, he fails because there’s a half naked chick next to him and he’s staring at his own junk.
totally agreed
you keep your eyes on the road
There are rules for the urinals which can’t be ignored.
1. Never look sideways… For any reason!
2.Never speak to others with privates out in public bathrooms.
3. Never stand right beside someone else when there are spare urinals.
4. Never, EVER eat the urinal “cakes”
any of the above = bathroom etiquette FAIL!
but you gotta make an exception if there’s a hot chick next to you
Never a whole urinal cake.
Ya but i’m pretty sure “etiquette” goes out the window when there’s a hot girl next to you without pants. If I was the guy in the picture, I’d break rule #1, wouldn’t you?
Also rule number 3 for this one. One of these two broke that.
that’s what I was thinking, but he may just be hiding it because someone has a camera :r
exactly, who the hell is taking pix in the bathroom?
This is what I would expect Mr. Rogers to do…
maybe hes gay or narcissistic or somthin…
he DOES fail! and props to that drunk chick for ingenuity … you know the “ladies” room has a line out the door! you go girl.
I’ve seen girls do this a hundred times. Always a treat.
were did you see this happen any way. p.s. I’m suprised this isn’t a video.
Hehe, it’s called a ‘kindergarden’. That is when a dude drops trow to piss. Whatever. Fail.
FAIL
not the guy, you.
his zipper is down
lol, it’s a joke, are you an idiot
[pants up]
he probably stands that way for that.
She looks like she is drunk as hell in that pic. Hysterical.
Her cup of beer is on the urinal
Ah, Spring Break. Fortunately, her face is not visible, so a future career on Wall Street is not out of the question.
The worst thing has to be for the guy(s) she ended up with that night. It looks like she backed the entire way up into the urinal, which all guys know that gets covered from splatters. So whoever did her doggie got pee wiped all over them.
Hey, she’s gotta go!
http://stuffwhiteparentslike.com
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Posted March 27, 2008 at 6:39 pm | Permalink
ACtuaully youtr alkl wrong becaues i am w4hiosuh 3ouhnoanh rt rwcut gegh fufete
Thank you. You took the gargles right out of my mouth.
NATE I WIPED MY DICK ALL OVER HER ASS BEFORE I FUCKED HER SO I COULD FUCK THE DIRTY PEE INTO HER DIRTY WHORE PUSSY.
Um, out of context this is kinda hideous, but if you’ve ever been to a music festival where the ladies line is twenty meters long, this is a common sight.
Oh and @ imaG, I’ve seen all ethnic persuasions doing it so please keep your racially loaded comments out of it.
Don’t forget lines at amusement parks, movie theaters, malls, grocery stores etc! The line for the ladies’ room is at least twice the size as the line for the men’s room. In my opinion, this girl should be applauded for having the brass ones to just walk in there, instead of asking a male friend to check if it was empty and then guard the door for her.
But, then she loses points for leaning fully into the urinal. She really needed to disinfect her ass after this pic was taken.
To commenter #11:
In many countries, pants have these things callled “zippers” in the front. The zipper can be lowered to enable urination without having to lower one’s pants.
Craziness at its best. Dangerous grounds…
#23: Thank you but I can urinate just fine without using a zipper or lowering my pants. In civilized countries we have washing machines.
I loled.
Seriously though… the fly is handy when you’re in a rush, but usually I like to undo the pants/belt as well, so things are not constricted at all, it feels way better..
One day we will be civilized enough to not need pants at all. I HAVE A DREAM!
WE DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT
amen brother!
yeah. nor will we need seperate restrooms… this chick is paving the way to the future
you dont even have to take a trip the the rest room
To commenter #25: That’s cool that you have washing machines in civilized countries. However, in developed, civilized countries, we sometimes wear expensive, dry-clean only pants.
To commenter #26: ZOMFG. I WAS JUST KIDDING! Normal people use diapers of course. Everyone knows that…
To the previous bunch of commenters: In civilized blogs we use the “Reply to this Comment” button to make things significantly less confusing.
Amen.
Agreed
Of course!
absolutely
uh… yeah?
Oh shi— what did I just do?
Dammit, did someone divide by zero in here?
how small can we go?
Keep it going.
One smaller maybe?
I don’t know
Eh….It’s getting pretty tight…..
WOOT!!!
Nested fail.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAH
LOOL
Look! Another person who thinks it’s funny. Fail?
Congratulations. You’ve successfully broken the space-time continuum.
Now that is a girl I could hang out with.
Around where I live, when you go to a bar you can expect the chicks to come in and piss in the men’s room. Happens all of the time. They aren’t shy about it. Kind of pisses me off cause they have their own restroom, but since I have such an f-ing huge dick, can’t say I’m embarassed by it. It’s a great opportunity to show off my schlong.
No, seriously, it’s really not cool. If the bitches didn’t spend so much time giggling and smearing goofy crap on their faces in the women’s room, they could all get in and out and wouldn’t have to wait in line so long.
Misogyny is FUN!
Actually, girls have to wipe and wash their hands and all that other clean shit that you don’t know a thing about. We can’t just shake our shit around like some sub-human beings.
what do you think the girl in the picture is planning to do then? there’s no toilet paper next to the urinal. management oversight fail i guess.
… that’s what the sweater’s for.
lmao so true. girly girls piss me off. it’s like, JUST WALK IN, PISS, AND WALK OUT. end of story.
hyea, i hated trying to act like a girly-girl. if she were more inventive, she wouldn’t have to bend over.
i’m talking to scotty because he won’t stop talking shit. now fuck off — i’ve got work to do
this is no fail this rocks
chick should do it more often
dont guys always take a piss with their pants up? i thought they just took there dick out of the hole in there frontal region.
ummmm… if your dick is small enough u can get it out w/o undoing belt and button, i guess u could; but no. zippers hurt. a lot. especially pants just out of the dryer….
Haha, Anonymous #9, “pissing with his pants up.” Do you pull your pants down every time you piss? What the hell?
i farted.
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Good god, why the hell is he not looking?
Best part is, she’s got a tampon.
how can you tell
haha why isn’t he looking?
im so hard after looking at this pic
Drunken dumb wh0re FAIL … LOL !
Why is my gender populated by such idiots? (men, not women, though this picture isn’t helping women’s case very much)
Amen
I would have to concur
oh my… I think the man’s peeing in the ‘mat, too…
Hope she washed her ass after that. Eeeewww lol
that is so unsanitary. I’d like to poop in her vagina.
THAT is unsanitary, friend.
Sarcasm Fail.
hey i dont think she fails she kept her drink with her didnt she?
omg! girls actually poop!
omg! ye they do what you think they only drink stuff and never eat wtf u r so gau
nice one rico, reminds me of a joke i heard,
Hey, as long as they don’t fart. . .
This isn’t a fail……yet. When she collapses in a drunken heap in a pool of her own urine on the floor, that’s a fail. This is just making the best use of the tools available.
is it weird that she turns me on?
no
Don’t fall in!… somehow.
i just can’t understand why, out of ALL the urinals to choose from, they’re right next to each other.
…Win!
Isn’t there a cubicle in the men’s toilets?
Why doesn’t she just get one of these? http://shewee.com
This happened at one of my local pubs the other day.
Something was wrong with the women’s bathroom so there was a collection of 4 girls and 2 guys in the 1 tiny urinal (one trough and one closed one).
I was simply too polite to use the trough and waited behind the 3 chicks. (even though one of them read my thoughts and said they won’t look)
The other dude used it but it was like hard for any of us to look anywhere else since we were standing against a wall waiting for the closed one.
And then yeah, a chick came in and used the trough. wanted to take a peak at the vag but again, too polite/sober at the time.
I gained enough confidence to use the trough, but then a homo with earings and pink/black hair walked in.
The guy who took the picture committed the fail – why’s he got a camera out in the urinal?
I imagine that girl was drunk off her ass and wondering why the toilets were so small… and what’s that guy doing in here…
wtf. Obviously its a mens washroom. why the hell would a womens washroom have URINALS!
fail
He meant she was too drunk to realize she was in the wrong bathroom, nimrod…
FAIL FAIL.
What cracks me up is that the guy next to her acts completely oblivious to what she’s doing.
probably because they are bth really smashed or its her gf etc
Hahahaha. Happens at clubs every now and again.
Yeah, Ive tried that, no, it just DOESN’T WORK. lol.
Also, wtf with the guy next to her, why doesn’t he do anything? he’s just over there next to some girl in a bikini pissin’ away thinkin’ about his car insurance
‘hmmm.. I wonder if i’m getting a good deal with my, “hey wake up, there’s girl tryin to piss in te urinal next t- ‘SHUT UP, I really wonder if geico really is saving me…
It could be true.
skank
what is she doing in the male’s washrooms anyways?
pissing. Obviously
What would you ask her?
wow. that chick must be stoned out of her pants. literally.
Hey! What’s that dude doing in the women’s lavatory?
Posting this kind of pics is a sin.
girls in my school do that all the time. sometimes they do that completely nude, I dared Nicole Carlson, my girlfriend to do it, and she did it nude, then lost her cloths, and had to go nude through out the whole school day. SHE IS SEXY!
ur g/f is a slut
and your a liar.
What school on earth will let a girl walk around naked?
nice job trying to sound cool FAIL
D: Sketty bitch!!!!!!!!
Only a true blond lol
wrong bathroom….
Hey! I was gonna say that…
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really, I thought it was the wrong potatoe farm.
thats hot lol
Either the girl’s bathroom is broken, or she is really stupid.
ROFL. Sad. The look on her face makes to sooo obvious what shes thinking. And here it is:
“Ooohh….whats this? Its like….a shirt! But like…I dont remember it…
Woa…where did that light come from?! Dont run away pretty light! Come back!! OH my gosh…its a teletubby! Teletubby, wait for meee!”
I think the guy on the left is jacking off
a second hypothesis is that the guy is a gay
I wouldn’t mind sharing. Just joking! LOL
Um, shouldn’t it be blurred out??
is it me or is this site turning into redtube?
*zooms in to 800%*
O.O
–> EPIC FAIL EVEEEEER!!!!!
wow, shes hott!;)
lucky guy
i wonder wat the guy is thinking
You’re also cool enough to comment under someone else’s name. But you’re right about the no life. I mean, no one with a life would actually get pissed off enough at someone they’ve never met to commit identity fraud, right?
Internet Identity Fraud.
Which in reality approximately amounts to giving someone a dirty look.