Comments on: Manliness Fail

By: Carlie

Carlie — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 02:51:07 +0000

Even if he were gay, so what? He could still attract more women than all the guys on this put together. It’s clear you are all jealous that he is in great shape and the best you can do is post snarky comments on your computer while probably eating cheetos.

By: Kingstiger

Kingstiger — Sun, 09 May 2010 21:18:59 +0000

Really, though… would anybody here give this guy s**t over his choice of dog?
When you get to be his size, you can walk around in a frilly white wedding dress if you want to… still not gonna get messed with

By: epicwindad

epicwindad — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 04:14:57 +0000

Anyone who uses the word “methinks” = epic fail

By: carol

carol — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:20:49 +0000

HAHAHA!……

By: Daliddlkid

Daliddlkid — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:53:59 +0000

When Chuck Norris flips you off, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

By: I have four cats

I have four cats — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:56:41 +0000

That guy is on steroids….

By: trusts

trusts — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:36:25 +0000

hilarious, nice dog!

By: Paula

Paula — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:00:45 +0000

That is a great picture!

By: Buzz Killington III

Buzz Killington III — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 18:16:05 +0000

Nope. My ex-boyfriend naming his Yorkie “Princess” tops this, especially if you’ve seen the psycho.

By: shlobster

shlobster — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 06:46:43 +0000

omg, ten point’s and a WIN to “Stuart=FAIL” and an epic FAIL to Stuart

By: sdfdfd

sdfdfd — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 13:14:06 +0000

u say he is gay because u are smaller then him.

ego fail from u, win from him.

By: PsyJ

PsyJ — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 20:57:37 +0000

hahahahaahahh

By: kaity

kaity — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 05:28:42 +0000

this is not a fail. we all know this is probably just his boyfriends dog

By: Andrew

Andrew — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:45:29 +0000

Actually, I think this is really cool. Goes to show he’s not some big muscle guy that “doesn’t have emotion” and eventually beats the living crap out of everyone he sees. He has leadership potential, and he feels no shame for showing emotion.

This is a WIN. A true man.

By: Phil-tacular

Phil-tacular — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 18:38:30 +0000

Photoshop my ass. You probably took that photo and jerked off to it.

By: Phil-tacular

Phil-tacular — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 18:34:47 +0000

Behind chuck Norris’s beard is just another fist.

By: dummy mcdork

dummy mcdork — Sun, 24 May 2009 13:55:27 +0000

methinks he puts an airhose up his bum b4 he goes out to pump him self big ,and then when he gets home he goes ppppfffffttttttt and deflates into a big fat roseanne barr type creature

By: A failrar is everyone

A failrar is everyone — Sun, 24 May 2009 04:30:50 +0000

This is not a manliness fail, that dog clearly has the strength and the balls to handle a massive, muscular man.

…Er, at least the strength. It might be neutered.

By: FAILMASTER

FAILMASTER — Sat, 09 May 2009 03:09:55 +0000

There is no possible way this dude isn’t gay…

By: JAL

JAL — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 23:16:56 +0000

Hasn’t anyone else noticed the nipple erection?

By: jim

jim — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 00:26:42 +0000

he is gay

By: Catti

Catti — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 22:34:10 +0000

So cuuuuute!

By: Sarah 224

Sarah 224 — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 22:36:21 +0000

cute puppy^^

the big guy is gay, or is walking the dog for his daughter. xD

By: chocotaco

chocotaco — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 23:02:46 +0000

the dogs smile reminds me of the joker from the Dark Knight o.o

By: brandon

brandon — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 11:14:42 +0000

Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep … he waits.

By: Toastbusterz

Toastbusterz — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 04:40:02 +0000

Nothing, not even light can escape a black hole.
Except Chuck Norris.
He eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

By: Bribo

Bribo — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 10:09:38 +0000

He reminds me of Duke Nukem

By: plot_thickens

plot_thickens — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:52:25 +0000

Chicks like little dogs. Huge dogs are for men who need to compensate for something else… and aren’t that smart.

By: armanrules

armanrules — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 23:02:38 +0000

has anyone noticed the dogs scary smile?!?

By: DERR

DERR — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 03:54:26 +0000

Man there are a lot of buttpirates on this site.

By: LD0ne

LD0ne — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 15:55:37 +0000

man that be a woman’s doin right there… strong or not women stronger

By: Proportionated

Proportionated — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 01:00:47 +0000

He still looks ridiculous and is out of proportion. Even if the dog wasn’t mine I don’t think I would position myself to be so amusing by accident. A great dane would have been the correct choice… If he had one.

By: Andykazam

Andykazam — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 00:58:39 +0000

Hetrosexuality fail.

By: ~meh

~meh — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 01:30:17 +0000

close…but you’re not chuck norris.

By: Woah!

Woah! — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 22:53:15 +0000

He just doesn’t have to compensate.

By: Toria

Toria — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 22:06:39 +0000

I would even if he didnt have the dog. Adding that is kind of a bonus xD

By: bwilly57

bwilly57 — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 18:37:47 +0000

lol, macho fail

By: _Owned

_Owned — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:27:53 +0000

OMG he is hot

By: Blank

Blank — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:33:04 +0000

bet the dogs name is something like “bruiser” or “killer”

By: #7

#7 — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:34:24 +0000

Isn’t that the same as saying I don’t watch TV, I just stair at the TV when its on?

By: Zed

Zed — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:31:53 +0000

That’s hot. I’d touch him.

By: Kaori

Kaori — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 01:58:25 +0000

Aww, I think it’s kinda cute, actually XD

By: Digi

Digi — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:06:15 +0000

Nonono, this isn’t fail…its win! Every girl who sees that dog is going to come running. ^-^

By: titaniumspork19

titaniumspork19 — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 21:07:52 +0000

*must now clean up drink from computer monitor* Am I the only one who heard Arnold Schwarzenegger’s voice saying that?

By: Fael

Fael — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:39:08 +0000

Well, damn, he’s not lacking the manliness to me. Besides, puppies are chick magnets. What girl can resist a ripped guy with and adorable little chihuahua? Not me.

By: SOFE

SOFE — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:45:45 +0000

chuck noris doesnt read books he stares at them until he gets the information he needs

By: Adrenochrome

Adrenochrome — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:03:22 +0000

Gay Win!

By: Shubert

Shubert — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:00:29 +0000

The dog is protecting him…

By: Jagged

Jagged — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 02:36:08 +0000

for some reason i think of the heavy from TF2 when i see this

By: Dalton

Dalton — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 04:29:54 +0000

omg no more chuck noris stuff plz