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  1. Ray C. says:

    Well, sheesh, are YOU going to give him any static about his dog?

  2. Stuart says:

    The original picture includes Geri Halliwell (The guy is her personal trainer and the dog is hers). See http://dlisted.com/node/11212

      • dummy mcdork says:

        methinks he puts an airhose up his bum b4 he goes out to pump him self big ,and then when he gets home he goes ppppfffffttttttt and deflates into a big fat roseanne barr type creature

    • Proportionated says:

      He still looks ridiculous and is out of proportion. Even if the dog wasn’t mine I don’t think I would position myself to be so amusing by accident. A great dane would have been the correct choice… If he had one.

  3. JAMES says:

    Well…if you’re gonna throw him away like that, Ill be more than happy to take him off your hands.

  4. Runolfr says:

    Actually, if you’re secure enough in your masculinity, you can have any kind of dog you want, right?

  5. Sofar says:

    He doesn’t have to be secure in his masculinity, he’s gay. Anyone that big is gay.

  6. aha says:

    Schwarzenegger, eh?

  7. Stuart=FAIL says:

    If you look at the link you posted, you’d see that they’re NOT the same pics. Not the same location, not the same clothes, NO DOG.

  8. instantenigma says:

    wtf dog molester D:

  9. parsnipsaplenty says:

    If he wants a toy dog, he can rock it. You go Mr Nipply Man.

  10. wonggoblog says:

    hahahaha………..

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  11. keepingittpg says:

    Aww puppy

  12. psipsina says:

    I dare you to say that to his face.

  13. your mom says:

    that dog should be a fail. It looks like a rat.

  14. Anon says:

    That guy gets to have ANY kind of dog he wants……… no exceptions.

  15. Tiffany says:

    I can see how a big guy with a little dog is funny but not a fail

  16. astromonkey says:

    this guy looks like duke nukem

  17. Xos says:

    he looks like my old math teacher…

    seriously, he should be walking around a timber wolf.

  18. deusdiabolus says:

    Girlfriend’s dog!

  19. cheese says:

    photoshop much?

  20. DJ Mad Adam says:

    The important question is: does the carpet match the drapes?

    (On the guy, sick ass)

  21. Anonymous says:

    Wrong, this is win. Learn to sort your fails, people.

  22. dylan says:

    i think they’re BOTH pretty damn cute :]

  23. ramboner says:

    Lol “I’ll be back; I must walk Fluffy.”

    • titaniumspork19 says:

      *must now clean up drink from computer monitor* Am I the only one who heard Arnold Schwarzenegger’s voice saying that?

  24. delila says:

    well ok…the owner doesn’t always look like the dog….

  25. james says:

    just lookin’ out for the little guy.

  26. haehae says:

    I wonder who is protecting who here…

  27. Demut says:

    Dude, he looks a lot like my trainer oO

  28. Jagged says:

    for some reason i think of the heavy from TF2 when i see this

  29. Shubert says:

    The dog is protecting him…

  30. Adrenochrome says:

    Gay Win!

  31. Fael says:

    Well, damn, he’s not lacking the manliness to me. Besides, puppies are chick magnets. What girl can resist a ripped guy with and adorable little chihuahua? Not me.

  32. Digi says:

    Nonono, this isn’t fail…its win! Every girl who sees that dog is going to come running. ^-^

  33. Kaori says:

    Aww, I think it’s kinda cute, actually XD

  34. Zed says:

    That’s hot. I’d touch him.

  35. Blank says:

    bet the dogs name is something like “bruiser” or “killer”

  36. bwilly57 says:

    lol, macho fail

  37. Woah! says:

    He just doesn’t have to compensate.

  38. Andykazam says:

    Hetrosexuality fail.

  39. Alexander says:

    Tits!

  40. LD0ne says:

    man that be a woman’s doin right there… strong or not women stronger

  41. armanrules says:

    has anyone noticed the dogs scary smile?!?

  42. plot_thickens says:

    Chicks like little dogs. Huge dogs are for men who need to compensate for something else… and aren’t that smart.

  43. Bribo says:

    He reminds me of Duke Nukem

  44. brandon says:

    Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep … he waits.

  45. chocotaco says:

    the dogs smile reminds me of the joker from the Dark Knight o.o

  46. LiNzY says:

    god i’ve seen this before. big guy little dog…. i have also seen a little short dude with a huge fuckng great dane… that was even funnier, the dog was walking him…. then another day i saw a short guy with TWO great danes… he was about to get dragged through the park… sucks for him, but let it be a lesson don’t get a big dog when you are a litte short guy

  47. Sarah 224 says:

    cute puppy^^

    the big guy is gay, or is walking the dog for his daughter. xD

  48. Catti says:

    So cuuuuute!

  49. jim says:

    he is gay

  50. JAL says:

    Hasn’t anyone else noticed the nipple erection?

  51. FAILMASTER says:

    There is no possible way this dude isn’t gay…

  52. A failrar is everyone says:

    This is not a manliness fail, that dog clearly has the strength and the balls to handle a massive, muscular man.

    …Er, at least the strength. It might be neutered.

  53. Andrew says:

    Actually, I think this is really cool. Goes to show he’s not some big muscle guy that “doesn’t have emotion” and eventually beats the living crap out of everyone he sees. He has leadership potential, and he feels no shame for showing emotion.

    This is a WIN. A true man.

  54. kaity says:

    this is not a fail. we all know this is probably just his boyfriends dog



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