“Fail engineering”: is the discipline, art and profession of acquiring and applying scientific, mathematical, economic, social, and practical knowledge to design a FAIL
You are thinking of inherited properties and FAIL is not an inherited property therefore just because something is a subset of an object with the property of FAIL does not necessarily mean that the subset will inherit the property of FAIL from the object.
Midgets don’t fail. They can’t help it that they’re small. Do you think that they ENJOY having Dwarfism? They probably don’t. It’s a very difficult disorder to live with, and they would probably give ANYTHING to be normal. So, don’t you call them a fail, EVER. So, stop being a bastard, and don’t attack a group of people for something they have no control over.
Anyone ever think that maybe the escalator was there first and the drop ceiling added later? Before the ceiling was added, both tall and little people could shop on the second floor. Now, only the short. I declare this a ceiling fail.
As someone who works on elevators, not escalators but still, I agree, Ceiling Fail.
but it’s more likely the drop ceiling was there first, though installed without thought that clearance would be required for the thing going through the ceiling to the next floor.
This blog should be either real pics or SLIGHTLY Photoshopped ones. This is just retarded. Not only is it clearly Photoshopped, but there’s nothing that funny about an escalator going into a ceiling.
imagine standing on the escalator. you’d hit your head on the ceiling a little more than half way up. the ceiling is ‘cut’ practically at the height of the handrail of the escalator.
The fail would techincally be the fail of the establishment. if it is in a wal-mart then that would be a fail in itself because no Wal-mart should have stairs. any Midget that goes up those stairs and fits would be a fail becuase it obviously goes into a ceiling. whether or not there is a midget level or not does not matter because im sure even a midget would be uncomfortable shopping in a fail-mart.
The fail is that while the escalator goes to a second floor, the ceiling does not. So the picture is a planning fail, a drop ceiling fail, or general establishment fail, because it resides in a Wal-mart. However, the comments in this fail have several fails of their own, such as; punctuation, grammar, midget, transitive property, chain name, and political correctness; as well as one case of smugness fail. If you didn’t notice all of these things by the time you have read this comment, you fail. Also, if you did notice all of these things and are continuing to read more comments, such as this one, you fail.
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Just try and find a grammar error in that comment, I dare you.
The comma after “general establishment fail” is unnecessary. The “m” in Wal-Mart should be capitalized. The semicolon after “such as” should have been a colon. The statement “just try and find” should be “just try TO find.” Thank you.
It’s not fail if it’s a mall for midgets.
YEAH
Umpalumpa Win!!!
Spelling Fail
oompa loompa
lol true
OH dang, haha, didn’t notice it, i was all trying to figure out that reflection
“Fail engineering”: is the discipline, art and profession of acquiring and applying scientific, mathematical, economic, social, and practical knowledge to design a FAIL
Hunter = Logic Fail
Hunter is Stupid = Humor Fail
NAME TRAIL!
Name trail continued
whoops im stupid too
Name trail fail.
ha win cuz i say so
The transitive property could only be applied if:
Midgets = Fail
AND
Escalator = Fail
and would state that:
Midgets = Escalator.
You are thinking of inherited properties and FAIL is not an inherited property therefore just because something is a subset of an object with the property of FAIL does not necessarily mean that the subset will inherit the property of FAIL from the object.
Hunter just FAILed you.
All i have to say to you Hunter is….WIN.
Fancy Word Win
Midgets don’t fail. They can’t help it that they’re small. Do you think that they ENJOY having Dwarfism? They probably don’t. It’s a very difficult disorder to live with, and they would probably give ANYTHING to be normal. So, don’t you call them a fail, EVER. So, stop being a bastard, and don’t attack a group of people for something they have no control over.
He never said midgets fail -_-
shana=fun fail
shana=midget
midget = fun fail
if and only if fun fail has been committed by god
Assuming that other people care FAIL
thank you shana i agree completely
yeah midgets fail stop being a wuss, they have small feelings
Overreaction.
hey guys calm down on the use of midget its really not something to be tossed around lightly
use the word little person or dwarf
WOW..Midgets and Dwarfs aren’t the same.
actually… they are
Kim = knowledge fail
Since when is fail a science
IF: midgets=FAIL
and Staircase is for Midgets,
THEN
Staircase for Fail.
programming WIN
all comments on the midget situation are fail
almost 1 year late but: frogs CAN NOT swallow with their eyes open!
Over 1 year later again WTF??… & is that true?
But if cake is for me that doesn’t mean cake is me. So if escalator is for FAIL that doesn’t mean escalator is FAIL.
dooooood. hunter. that was a FAIL. he said escalator for FAIL not escalator IS FAIL.
hunter, no matter what you say, you FAIL in comments
FAIL!!! Sorry, i just thougt i’d join in
Dare I say Fail?
if not, you fail at saying fail
in other words, you midget at saying midget
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At the very least, it’s an escalator handrail FAIL.
FAIL at having anything better to do than discuss logic of midget escalators in relation to failure
The apple doesn’t FAIL far from the tree.
I think that “Logic of Midget Escalators in Relation to Failure” would be an awesome title for a research paper.
Anyone ever think that maybe the escalator was there first and the drop ceiling added later? Before the ceiling was added, both tall and little people could shop on the second floor. Now, only the short. I declare this a ceiling fail.
^ WIN!! ^
As someone who works on elevators, not escalators but still, I agree, Ceiling Fail.
but it’s more likely the drop ceiling was there first, though installed without thought that clearance would be required for the thing going through the ceiling to the next floor.
This blog should be either real pics or SLIGHTLY Photoshopped ones. This is just retarded. Not only is it clearly Photoshopped, but there’s nothing that funny about an escalator going into a ceiling.
This is for real… the Walmart in White Plains NY is where this escalator/ ceiling fail lives.
Ed, why don’t you call the waa-mbulance?
Drop-ceiling fail.
Ed = smugness fail.
Que.
Hunter, go dial whine-1-1 or quit crying.
ground floor, then first floor, you fail by listing this. FAIL.
Wow, perv-o-matic… That made my day.
I can’t help but love Grade-A ownage.
there is still a second floor
so i declare this as a planning fail
I can’t even process what I’m seeing there! (And yes, I know what’s failing in the pic, that’s not what I meant.)
LOL
i’m not getting this….
Comprehension FAIL
i dont get it
imagine standing on the escalator. you’d hit your head on the ceiling a little more than half way up. the ceiling is ‘cut’ practically at the height of the handrail of the escalator.
Which brilliant country made this mall OBVIOUSLY meant for the vertically-challenged?
white plains, ny
u’r reeeally weird, guys! discussing these things… i mean wtf?!
GTFO
wham!
next comment fails
Previous comment wins.
Nice one. I see what you did there.
Made me loti:)
this pic doesnt show enough to see whats the problem. I demand video.
Eyesight fail
This post is a fail.
Took me a minute to see it lol
You can see the pixels.
hunter = WIN
I Dont Get It.
It’s a trap!
what the hell is that there is no fail at all!!!
The fail would techincally be the fail of the establishment. if it is in a wal-mart then that would be a fail in itself because no Wal-mart should have stairs. any Midget that goes up those stairs and fits would be a fail becuase it obviously goes into a ceiling. whether or not there is a midget level or not does not matter because im sure even a midget would be uncomfortable shopping in a fail-mart.
its just the angle the picture was taken at
why is everyones photos of a design?
midget/dwarf/small person = POLITICAL CORRECTNESS FAIL.
seriously how do these things actually happen!!
Or am i just really bad at detecting photoshop work.
(looked at my sentences after typing them and realized both were questions but neither ended with a question mark. Punctuation FAIL?)
Noticed the lack of punctuation, yet still did not correct it Fail.
If you look at the top it’s obvious it’s photoshopped.
it’s for headless shoppers, of course!
what the heck was the fail?
The fail is that while the escalator goes to a second floor, the ceiling does not. So the picture is a planning fail, a drop ceiling fail, or general establishment fail, because it resides in a Wal-mart. However, the comments in this fail have several fails of their own, such as; punctuation, grammar, midget, transitive property, chain name, and political correctness; as well as one case of smugness fail. If you didn’t notice all of these things by the time you have read this comment, you fail. Also, if you did notice all of these things and are continuing to read more comments, such as this one, you fail.
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Just try and find a grammar error in that comment, I dare you.
The comma after “general establishment fail” is unnecessary. The “m” in Wal-Mart should be capitalized. The semicolon after “such as” should have been a colon. The statement “just try and find” should be “just try TO find.” Thank you.
Wait I don’t get it
o.o You serious?
WATCH YOUR HEAD..!!
challenge accepted!
its not that bad you could just duck underneath it
heh. transitive property of fail.
Date/time/comment position fail