Comments on: Affair Fail

By: Bara

Bara — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 15:49:19 +0000

yellow lines in the middle of road = USA, at the side of road = UK

thinking the world does it your way Fail

By: žogi

žogi — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 10:55:55 +0000

I’d kill her with fire…

By: BoB

BoB — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 15:11:55 +0000

….lol she forgot the D in bastard

By: Sam

Sam — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 22:12:17 +0000

Thats gonna be some solid evidence at the divorce trial oh and the burned and bleached cloths, broken windows/ stab and or shot wounds and her crazy ass is probably gonna attack him in the court room so i think brothers gonna get PAID!!!!!!

By: jake

jake — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 02:03:31 +0000

its not spelled wrong the d at the end of bastard is on the hood. lol and this is a WIN

By: Gamer

Gamer — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 13:32:54 +0000

Double fail! Everyone see the first fail but the second is “Cheating Bastar” where is the last D from bastarD ?

By: Hover bacon.

Hover bacon. — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 18:40:31 +0000

Misspelling Bjork FAIL.

By: Hover bacon.

Hover bacon. — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 18:35:46 +0000

“You are a FAIL”?
Yeah, you’re right, his PORSCHE isn’t worth anything at all. Idiot.

By: Mona

Mona — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 15:21:09 +0000

lol dido

By: StinkomanFan

StinkomanFan — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 01:41:48 +0000

“Word on the street is you’re a bastard.”

By: trusts

trusts — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:24:18 +0000

affairs always fail…

By: Taylor

Taylor — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 08:21:56 +0000

spelling fail on the car.

By: Kyra

Kyra — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 05:35:34 +0000

Well, its a win for the woman…

By: Loading...

Loading... — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 13:17:18 +0000

wow, id kill her, just because he cheated doesnt me u need to mess up a close to 100,000 dollar car. id sue her!:D lol

By: Dannyboy

Dannyboy — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 13:47:23 +0000

The hood is at the rear of a porche, unless it’s a 927 or cayenne

By: Issac

Issac — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 20:14:59 +0000

its an inanimate object it’s not worth anything you are just a sadistic S.O.B. you are a FAIL

By: Anthony

Anthony — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 00:12:55 +0000

No I’m pretty sure Lucinda just misspelled whoever
FAIL!!!!

By: G

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 07:06:18 +0000

now i cant tell if thats a curb next to the car or not… and if it is… why is there a double yellow right next to the curb… oh my god i need to go to bed.

By: G

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 07:03:59 +0000

Anyone seeing where this car is actually parked? Is that the middle of the road? haha

By: G

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 07:01:17 +0000

thats a refection, blindey.

By: G

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 07:00:27 +0000

Lucinda did that on purpose!
Get it… Bastard is spelled wrong in the pic… and she spelled whoever wrong….
Big people humor. You’ll get it someday

By: cAS

cAS — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 22:52:46 +0000

u put way to much thought into that…..FAIL

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 03:16:43 +0000

yeah, but if he hadn’t said that, how many porsche lovers would have seen that and told him he failed?

By: Enus

Enus — Fri, 29 May 2009 18:06:40 +0000

Fail at trying to avoid fail, because nobody cares if you can tell between porsche models.

By: UFailedEnormouslyMuchEvidently

UFailedEnormouslyMuchEvidently — Wed, 27 May 2009 16:58:10 +0000

She got caught when trying to write the “D”.

By: C

Sun, 24 May 2009 20:01:56 +0000

Yeah, because your boss is the only person to own a gun-metal porsche carerra… obviously.

Note: If I failed to distinguish the model correctly, well that’s too bad – but come on, who CAN tell between the porsche models? Their design team are about as creative as people who post “first” on failblog.

By: FailGuy

FailGuy — Wed, 20 May 2009 21:37:04 +0000

“Lucinda says:
October 27, 2008 at 6:21 pm
However did this is my hero.”

Word Fail…

By: Suraki939

Suraki939 — Mon, 18 May 2009 11:49:09 +0000

GAHHH!!! THE PORCHE!!!!

By: ur mom

ur mom — Sun, 17 May 2009 16:20:22 +0000

Whoever taught you spelling is ownage

By: SuperGanj

SuperGanj — Mon, 11 May 2009 08:44:55 +0000

Girlfriend WIN

By: Epic

Epic — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:22:55 +0000

Capitalization fail.

By: Anon

Anon — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 06:38:17 +0000

Epic

By: AL

AL — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 19:02:23 +0000

I would kill her.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 07:44:20 +0000

Hah! Sweet justice.

By: floppy fishface

floppy fishface — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 13:12:21 +0000

INSULT FAIL… i’d have been way more harsh if it was me….

By: ecthelion

ecthelion — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 07:18:46 +0000

Oh, this generally goes without saying, but whoever did the keying = epic win.

Cheating = fail. Getting caught cheating = epic fail (only epic because of what happens after getting caught).

By: ecthelion

ecthelion — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 07:16:45 +0000

Danometer = FAIL for repeating failed comment.

The “D” is not on the hood – what you’re seeing are the converging reflections of two sets of windows (look very carefully, compare it with what you see on the roof of the car, and you’ll see that I am right). Plus, if the writer of said phrase on said Porsche indeed wrote the “D”, the curve would be pointing away from you (that’s up on the screen); do you think she would have thought through writing the “D” in the same direction as the other letters? No, she would have just turned to the front of the car and written “D” as she saw it, i.e. at an angle relative to the other letters.

By: Jenn

Jenn — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 03:45:40 +0000

Fail? How about WIN for keying up the bastard’s nice little car. It’s obviously something he’d be proud to drive, but I bet he doesn’t want to drive around pimpin’ the fact that he’s a “cheating bastard”.

The only reason I can’t think of that this would be a “FAIL” is because while in the haste/excitement of graffiti-ing they guy’s car, she just forgot the ‘D’.

Whatever. I think too much.

By: Your Face

Your Face — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 01:11:54 +0000

Why would you even use her name in my presence… damn you all now its in my head too LOLZ

By: FurrledSquirel

FurrledSquirel — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 20:48:25 +0000

You won’t see that vinyl on need for speed

By: Ajah

Ajah — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 08:24:20 +0000

Thinking outside the straight box WIN!

By: SAM

SAM — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 06:59:21 +0000

I agree, it’s a reflection. There was plenty of room to put it after the R

By: SAM

SAM — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 06:58:06 +0000

I was thinking the same thing! LOL

By: Unrequired

Unrequired — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 03:39:29 +0000

Who said it was a she?

By: TCN64

TCN64 — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 03:17:11 +0000

see that what happens when u cheat

By: Shana

Shana — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:57:54 +0000

The D is on the hood, Sparky.

By: C-dub

C-dub — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:49:59 +0000

Except that it says bastar

By: Michaela

Michaela — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 03:19:50 +0000

Win!

By: Mr. Swagger

Mr. Swagger — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 22:29:58 +0000

HAHA!!!

Anon = Hero Win!!!

By: Mancland

Mancland — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 02:28:30 +0000

This was in Didsbury.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/236/236887_all_eyes_on_cheating_bastar_porsche.html

http://www.snopes.com/photos/automobiles/graphics/cheating.jpg

Well, if it’s the same one, the scratches look different.