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Looks kind of like my boss’ car.
However did this is my hero.
whoever taught you to spell is not mine.
HAHA!!!
Anon = Hero Win!!!
I was thinking the same thing! LOL
Capitalization fail.
Lucinda did that on purpose!
Get it… Bastard is spelled wrong in the pic… and she spelled whoever wrong….
Big people humor. You’ll get it someday
No I’m pretty sure Lucinda just misspelled whoever
FAIL!!!!
Except that it says bastar
The D is on the hood, Sparky.
thats a refection, blindey.
The hood is at the rear of a porche, unless it’s a 927 or cayenne
Whoever taught you spelling is ownage
I would kill her.
its an inanimate object it’s not worth anything you are just a sadistic S.O.B. you are a FAIL
Yeah, because your boss is the only person to own a gun-metal porsche carerra… obviously.
Note: If I failed to distinguish the model correctly, well that’s too bad – but come on, who CAN tell between the porsche models? Their design team are about as creative as people who post “first” on failblog.
Fail at trying to avoid fail, because nobody cares if you can tell between porsche models.
yeah, but if he hadn’t said that, how many porsche lovers would have seen that and told him he failed?
Anyone seeing where this car is actually parked? Is that the middle of the road? haha
now i cant tell if thats a curb next to the car or not… and if it is… why is there a double yellow right next to the curb… oh my god i need to go to bed.
So… what, did the cops catch her before she could key in the ‘d’?
it’s on the hood. you fail.
i almost asked the same thing.
near-fail.
|the kid|
It’s not on the hood, that’s a reflection. YOU fail.
maybe she just couldn’t spell
SHE failed
I agree, it’s a reflection. There was plenty of room to put it after the R
She wrote it on the front of the car, no more room, she ran out :c
Who said it was a she?
Thinking outside the straight box WIN!
lol ive actually seen this car driving about
shouldn’t have cheated
i wish i had the balls to do the same
This car was a actually an advertisement for some auto repair place and was not actually keyed by an angry wife.
So the owner told me anyhow!
“…I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little suped up four-wheel drive…”
First thing I thought of when I saw this was that stupid Carrie Underwood song
Omg, that’s the exact thing that’s in my head right now as I’m reading all these comments. XD Stupid Carrie…
Oh damn, now it’s stuck in my head too.
Why would you even use her name in my presence… damn you all now its in my head too LOLZ
“Cheating Bastar. . ” hmmm, seems to be a spelling FAIL as well. Double bonus point awarded! *Ding ding*
Look on the front of the car, you can see the ‘d.’
YOU FAIL.
That’s a reflection, not a ‘d.’ Fail again.
Not a reflection, DOUBLE FAIL on you.
@Nash: Someone earlier made the same mis-observation. DOUBLE FAIL on you too.
Actually, it is a reflection. I’m not exactly sure what it is, but whatever’s reflected by the hood is somewhat similar to what’s reflected by the roof.
Dare I say it…
YOU FAIL.
What I really dig about this one is that it was probably easy to figure out who did it (ex-girlfriend), and she will be caught and get punished for being so lame. She may as well have signed her name.
Well it definately narrows it down to at least two. Depending on the guy there could be several suspects
paulo :your a poet and u know’it
the d was left off due to profanity in this viral marketing item. good god people, question things.
The ‘D’ was not left off, like two of the brain-dead ahead of you found out. DOUBLE FAIL on you.
this was a viral ad.
As a fail, … it fails
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hahahha…i myself consider myself to be a “lady” with dignity and as such would never do something like that, however, it is
funny to see and probably hurts the owner of the car the most..after all what is more precious to a guy than his car???..hmmm…lol
A 6 pack of beer and a good hand…
Yeah, Eleni, like you’d never do that… lol. You’d probably paint him some huge painting of you flipping him the bird and leave it on his porch…
sounds like what you’d do. If you are, in fact, the eleni I know.
LVPA
His pecker. And righteous revenge does not require a lack of dignity, just a good look-out.
Sweeeeeet. I’ve heard of women doing this with battery acid as well.
It’s viral marketing, you dumbasses.
Whoever is posting “first” using my name, I don’t care if I’m first. I’m often bored at work so I come here a lot. And you could at least link to my website.
Whoever is posting “Whoever is posting “first” using my name, I don’t care if I’m first. I’m often bored at work so I come here a lot. And you could at least link to my website.
” you fail.
“after all what is more precious to a guy than his car???..hmmm…lol”
;if man=straight Penis>Car
;if man=gay then poo>car
;if man-gay then poo=sex
Syn, I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Wait, who shot who in the what now? I understand all those words but your post makes no sense to me.
srsly *is confused*
So did the add go like this ”If your crazy bitch of a wife or girlfreind scratches your car up like a biznits come to us and we’ll shine that shit right out”? Fail
That’s one stain thats never coming out
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Whoever is posting “I is posting “Whoever is posting “first” using my name, I don’t care if I’m first. I’m often bored at work so I come here a lot. And you could at least link to my website.
” I fail.” is me.
First!
i keep on checking if somebody replied to my comments on this site, and all other sites i’ve ever posted on, that’s why i suck and i don’t have a life
Im gay
Seems like a fun thing to do, scrath a message into some guy’s car. Yes, I HAVE read the comments that say it was an add, but who cares?
BTW, you guy/girl(s) that imitate other people? Yeh, you need a life.
you added a d to the word ad! You FAIL
scratch*
correcting yourself is FAIL
Why does this picture have so many comments? It is not even that great
You fail to update the blog. And you took down the links to other fail sites.
That’s not so much a fail as a fuck-you.
CP, anyone have CP?
Why would you ask for CP on the Fail Blog? Thats what /b/ is for
What do you mean, this is fail?
Cheating = fail, messing up the cheater’s prized car = epic WIN. Especially a piece of shit like a Porshe.
And yes its an ad I know.
Wow…that hurts. A great way to fix up that mess would be taking courses in Paintless Dent Removal.
The chick who did that is a hater
hater = FAIL
Hehe does GEICO cover car damages from psycho girlfriends . . . hehe
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Post #50: Porshe = Fail
hahaha, good one. watch him not be cheating and its his mom with a new face lift, ahahahha!!! wow. . .
u put way to much thought into that…..FAIL
weakness.
I don’t think it would automatically have to be the ex-girlfriend. She could just say, “well he is a cheater, it was probably just another girl”
last again,oohhh well
When it happened, the front of the car was obscured by a light pole, and the genius gf scratched a D into that.
The ‘D’ is on the hood. DOUBLE FAIL on you.
Reminds me of that song….
Boy. That’ll get the guy to see that girl again.
It was a viral marketing piece for a nationwide chain of body shops. It was a guy at an ad agency with Photoshop who created this masterpiece.
hey… theres a scratch on mij new porche 911xD
I think “owned” would of been more appropriate…
I would have to kill who ever did that to my Porsche.
I think that deserves to be an EPIC FAIL.
whoever earned the “BASTAR/D” comment is an EPIC FAIL surely.
Fail at photoshop….again
fail for the cheating bastard right? because this is no fail for the woman!! this is a victory!!!
I really wouldn’t care what the saying reads, I would just be pissed that someone messed up that nice care. Poor car, Poor car. =(
doesn’t look like there is any doorhinge gap on the bottom of the S, photoshop fail
This was in Didsbury.
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/236/236887_all_eyes_on_cheating_bastar_porsche.html
http://www.snopes.com/photos/automobiles/graphics/cheating.jpg
Well, if it’s the same one, the scratches look different.
Win!
see that what happens when u cheat
You won’t see that vinyl on need for speed
Fail? How about WIN for keying up the bastard’s nice little car. It’s obviously something he’d be proud to drive, but I bet he doesn’t want to drive around pimpin’ the fact that he’s a “cheating bastard”.
The only reason I can’t think of that this would be a “FAIL” is because while in the haste/excitement of graffiti-ing they guy’s car, she just forgot the ‘D’.
Whatever. I think too much.
Danometer = FAIL for repeating failed comment.
The “D” is not on the hood – what you’re seeing are the converging reflections of two sets of windows (look very carefully, compare it with what you see on the roof of the car, and you’ll see that I am right). Plus, if the writer of said phrase on said Porsche indeed wrote the “D”, the curve would be pointing away from you (that’s up on the screen); do you think she would have thought through writing the “D” in the same direction as the other letters? No, she would have just turned to the front of the car and written “D” as she saw it, i.e. at an angle relative to the other letters.
Oh, this generally goes without saying, but whoever did the keying = epic win.
Cheating = fail. Getting caught cheating = epic fail (only epic because of what happens after getting caught).
INSULT FAIL… i’d have been way more harsh if it was me….
Hah! Sweet justice.
Epic
Girlfriend WIN
GAHHH!!! THE PORCHE!!!!
“Lucinda says:
October 27, 2008 at 6:21 pm
However did this is my hero.”
Word Fail…
She got caught when trying to write the “D”.
id kill the bitch
wow, id kill her, just because he cheated doesnt me u need to mess up a close to 100,000 dollar car. id sue her!:D lol
Well, its a win for the woman…
spelling fail on the car.
affairs always fail…