I laughed until I saw this was a Mississippi fake ID. *facepalm* I live there, and just when you think people should have no reason for calling us idiots in the south, this happens…
I used http://www.YourNewIdentity.info a little while ago. I purchases an Driver License, Social Security Card, and Bachelors Degree. About 3 weeks went by and I started getting nervous, shortly after my package arrived.
The documents were good enough to land me my current job
I work in finance and I had someone try to use a fake paycheck stub from noveltycheckstubs.com it would have worked but the guy put down that he made a million dollars. idiot!
It doesn’t matter how perfect the rest of the ID looks, simply the fact that there are 2 ppl in the pic is AWESOME!! I have a very hard time believing anyone is that stupid. But if it’s true…Jose Pacheco truely IS that stupid.
That’s very true, very few conjoined twins have ever been successfully seperated…making this a truely understandable mistake. Perhaps photoshop could have helped in some manner. lol
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NO matter how much you love your girl, don’t put her on your fake ID.
look at where he lives
The Highway
You can live on a highway. Well, not ON it but beside it.
Now, if this is a Mississippi joke, “look where he lives”, ‘we’re not all stupid. Haha.
Thanks !! its not like it was Alabama or anything lol!
…and no matter how hot she is…
This is what I call a GLOL (genuinely laughed out loud). LOL gets used too often when it isn’t literally meant.
Glol – I like that. will help you spread it. I too agree that LOL is overused and lazy. I like ROFLMAO but still, overused. See you in English class!
i agree lol is used wayy too often i cut back and never say it anymore
This Cheese is Genuinely Burning Me!
I like LQTM (laugh quietly to myself)
I guess this means it can be used for both of them?
cute girl
that guy could only get into the bar if he’s with that girl.
“you look like him, but she doesn’t really look like her…”
read the name.
“so, the two of you are Jose? Sure, come on in”
Also, the zip code is for Nashville, TN.
I’m Jose Pacheco. I’m the one on the left. And I’m gay.
oh really, why did you take the picture with her? why not another gay guy?
McLovin?
‘I’m Jose!’
‘I’m Jose!’
‘I’m Jose, and so’s my wife!’
life of brian win!
hey….we have a copy of this posted in the HR dept at my job — this dude has been getting around, cause there are no Christinas where I work.
Maybe he’s an unidentical Siamese twin!
A class C license… So, he was trying to be a cab driver with that thing?
I’m from Mississippi, and that is right down the street from me.
I laughed until I saw this was a Mississippi fake ID. *facepalm* I live there, and just when you think people should have no reason for calling us idiots in the south, this happens…
Haha. But, you know we do have a lot of stupid ones here in Mississippi. They’re just pointed out more-so than people in other states. *snicker*
We are all Jose!
lol
See, thats what you get for being cheap.
I used http://www.YourNewIdentity.info a little while ago. I purchases an Driver License, Social Security Card, and Bachelors Degree. About 3 weeks went by and I started getting nervous, shortly after my package arrived.
The documents were good enough to land me my current job
Billy, that is a complete admission FAIL!!! not something to admit!
Google his comment, it shows up a few times with the same grammar errors and everything.
Officer during traffic stop, “All right, so which one of you is Jose?”
He could claim she’s an attached twin. But then things would get awkward fast…
wow billy, you posted the same exact comment in december on another site. pretty funny. do you work for them or something?
Yeah, the zip for Pearl is 39208.
Not to mention that no Mississippi ID with that design would expire in 2009. The expiration date would be more like 1999. Epic fake ID fail.
He should have just gotten an Intl. ID. Far easier to fake.
Is one Jose and one Pancheo?
haha
ha
I might be epic fail… But can one live on Highway 80 eastbound?
At first I thought the fail was they’d misspelled Mississippi. Turns out they hadn’t.
University education fail!
i just google mapped the address and its a trailer trash fail lawl!!!
Does anybody know that this guy was convicted of murder????? Watch the first 48 on A&E….
pacheco = stoned (in mexican street language)
Nice!
i didn’t actually get this until i read the comments.. having no experience with fake id fail i guess
LoL, neither did I, but I just didn’t really look at the picture.
Cop: Ma’am, can you explain your presence in this photo?
Chick: Uh…”I am he, as you are he, as you are me, and we are all together?”
john lennon would be rolling in his grave
weird that he’d make a fake ID to be 27….
no, he’s making a fake ID to be AMERICAN!
Working as a bouncer, I’ve seen a lot of bad fake ID’s. This is the king of them all!
this is me:
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=4otn7eq&s=1
C.R.S.S.
Zip code is wrong too.
Stupid mexicans!
Normally I have no real issue with border jumpers, but some people just deserve to be deported for sheer stupidity.
HAHA LOL XD i live in pearl ,ms!!!! no joke !!!
E-FUCING-PIC
typical mexican xD
if this were a typical occurrence, it would not be considered humorous.
I work in finance and I had someone try to use a fake paycheck stub from noveltycheckstubs.com it would have worked but the guy put down that he made a million dollars. idiot!
It doesn’t matter how perfect the rest of the ID looks, simply the fact that there are 2 ppl in the pic is AWESOME!! I have a very hard time believing anyone is that stupid. But if it’s true…Jose Pacheco truely IS that stupid.
Hat’s off to you Jose – Leader of the stupids
Hey, give ‘em a break. You think it’s *cheap* to get your conjoined twin’s head removed from your shoulder? Well, it isn’t.
That’s very true, very few conjoined twins have ever been successfully seperated…making this a truely understandable mistake. Perhaps photoshop could have helped in some manner. lol
Thats funny, can’t believe the picture
bizarre siamese twins
I fail, it actually took me a minute to get what was wrong with this pic. Excuse my while I got beat my head against the wall for being so stupid.
*me
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Upper right hand corner win?
And you thought your girlfriend was needy.
thats were i live atleast try to seem smart in front of the other states guys
looks like ole miss is just trying to save money and get two people on one I.D
wow… So many people fail with fake ID’s my friend got a fake ID from Nebraska and Johannes was spelled wrong on it… Got caught first try
Its Mississippi you can bring your own photos.
Siamese twins? Either way it made me laugh out load so hard that i rolled on the floor, then got up and shat my pants.
i love this one…two heads are better than one…