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Dangerous Bike Lane


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  1. Jochem says:

    looks like that’s in the Netherlands, judging by the color of the license plate of that first car

  2. xman says:

    Yellow rear number plates are a European standard. Looks like Britain to me from the way they are parked.

  3. Roel says:

    No, yellow isn’t a real standard. Only a few countries use white/back, others use black/white or even red/white. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_vehicle_registration_plates for a list.

    But, it could be made in the Netherlands, the bicycle looks the same as used today, and the plate uses the xx-xx-xx style.

  4. mark says:

    its in the netherlands…:P
    i have bin there its in a small place near amsterdam

    greetz

  5. pim says:

    xman. yellow plates are not standard. dutch use them, brittish too, but french and german cars drive with white plates…

  6. laur says:

    wow you guys are so mature.
    does it even matter where it is?
    or the liscense plate? no.

  7. Laurfan says:

    Laur, you make an excellent point.

    Ontopic: I biked into water 2 times in my lifetimes and I can tell it sucks.

  8. Anonymous says:

    FAKE

  9. me says:

    hahaha! there always has to be one!

  10. wongsta says:

    In india, this is about how much room you get in-between cars. I bet you could drive through wiht a bike without handles tho

  11. Alcari says:

    It is indeed in the Netherlands, everyone Dutch could regonise it. Doesn’t look like it’s the official cycle-lane though, more like some prank. Definatly not fake though.

    • Alex says:

      Its legit, I’ve been on that road.

      • Fraser says:

        dude, its fake, look at the lines where the “paint” has gone between the bricks then look near the handle bars and seat area and notice that there is no line through the paint though on either side there a gap between the bricks.

  12. john says:

    The bike symbol is obviously faked. It would never be spotlessly white with no marks, shadows, reflexions, etc and perfect in every way.

  13. blowme says:

    blowjob me you fucking prick

  14. u_fail says:

    stfu attention whore

    it’s fake

  15. Misc says:

    Does it matter if it’s fake? FFS
    It’s stil funny. Jesus. Do you guys always have to be so critical, and suck the joy out of pretty much everything on here?

  16. Hunter says:

    Guys, obviously the fake thing in this picture is the words on the street. I mean, who would write that on the street?! And why are they at such a perfect angle to the photographer?! They don’t even look anything like real painted words. The exclamation point is even all the way into the bike lane! Duh, you guys. Come on.

  17. Adam Seale says:

    Civil service trying to be funny, maybe.

  18. Zeon says:

    yah. it OBVIOUSLY fake. but people are just DYING to tell the whole world “OMG ITS A FAKE” >.>

  19. Andrea says:

    in “Sottomarina” city , nord est of italy, near VENICE city there is the same cycle lane…

  20. DELLboy says:

    Its in Rotterdam, and its real. There used to be a rail along side the canal but was removed for docking boats. So fuck u john and u-fail. Fucking master failers.
    Your fake, at least i bet your mom photoshops over all your photos!

  21. aart says:

    the fact that the stripe is yellow means you can’t park along the edge of the water, it has nothing to do with bicycle lanes. funny prank though

  22. faz says:

    This is volendam

  23. verweer says:

    Volendam meerzijde leuke fotoshop

  24. rienk says:

    Obviously this is in the Netherlands. In any other country people would fall into the gracht riding their bikes on this lane. But we Dutch know how to do things. Not like Americans, who need roads, parking lots and everything three times as wide.

  25. kloetzchen says:

    Austria also uses white plates …. (yes, it is a small country but that’s no excuse to forget about us.)

  26. Jim Bob John says:

    wtf does it matter, the picture is to show the biking lane who the fuck cares where the license plate are from fucking dumb assholes

  27. Juggalo P says:

    Come on, im stoned as fuck and can still tell thats photoshoped….. yet i dont give a fuck where it is.

  28. tricia says:

    You are all wrong. The picture was CLEARLY taken in Egypt. Idiots!

  29. jenni says:

    this is super GAY. your supposed to comment pictures, not what each other say., DUUUH.

  30. Caroline says:

    Alright… but I cannot resist to reply to: “yellow isn’t a real standard for a licence plate” That’s so FAIL! Unless my licence plate is fail… Check facts before stating them?! Love from the Netherlands!

  31. marc says:

    accually that’s in I think maassluis, drove over it.not too hard for dutchies though :P We’re all born with bikes between our legs, which makes birth alot harder on the other hand….

  32. José says:

    This is Volendam. I live there.
    It was a joke by some guys about 15 years ago.
    They painted this, it’s not real!

  33. Malou says:

    This is what happens when you ride your bike on the wrong side of the road…
    see more pwn and owned pictures

  34. Malou says:

    Sorry! Wrong link.
    http://failblog.org/2008/04/17/steering-fail/
    (Nevermind it’s obviously not the same road…)

  35. AnnaZed says:

    Bad Photoshop job, just lame.

    Why would anyone be so desperate to be on this site as to take the time to concoct that thing?; is the question.

    I’m looking at you Mark who has “bin” there.

  36. Coolekikker says:

    josé is right!! this was probably a joke

  37. snap says:

    Banksy…

  38. sultant says:

    LMAO awesome xD

  39. Stimpson J. Cat says:

    is not photoshoped, is gimped.
    and its not in europe is in ganymede ^^

  40. Alice says:

    No, yellow isn’t a real standard. Only a few countries use white/back, others use black/white or even red/white. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_vehicle_registration_plates for a list.

    Omg you have to be kidding me.
    This is how people spend their free time?
    lol

  41. remko says:

    For all those Dutch retard that never paid attention during English class, the word “gracht” translates to “canal” in English.

    • remko says:

      I no can do plurals . . . my English is teh sucks

      retard: Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.
      e.g.: Me . . . duhhhhh



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