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  1. iBritney says:

    Make Pee, Not War!

  2. Anonymous says:

    that is some great cover, some pee wouldnt make me give up that position.
    it looks photoshoped anyways.

  3. Alcari says:

    I dunno, if the kid is standing there like that, it’s unlikely you need the cover. But, yeah, photoshopped.

  4. Hunter says:

    I believe the only thing photoshopped in the photo is the pee. It would look more realistic if it were broken up instead of a solid stream. I guess whoever shopped it doesn’t watch MythBusters.

  5. bobby455 says:

    wow thats wierd

  6. raincoaster says:

    The only thing photoshopped is the relevance of the link to magus71, I’m thinking. Ever been at war? Read Flashman if you need a refresher.

  7. magus71 says:

    Huh? Raincoaster, truly, you’ve changed my mind on everything. I see now, the error of my ways, and choose, without reservation, to partake of your Kool-Aid. Ummm…Grape flavor, please.

  8. raincoaster says:

    Super. Saving the world one comment at a time.

  9. Anonymous says:

    While I enjoy the fail blog, I find the photoshopped ones entirely unfunny. I would like it if the website admin would simply stop posting the photoshopped ones.

  10. u_fail says:

    fake fail turds

  11. FFA says:

    magus i’d like to talk to uf sometime if u don’t mind, u can send me a message at tutwilers_finest@yahoo.com

  12. Dan says:

    I would shoot that kid.

  13. avari says:

    Love it!! :D

  14. m0ondoggy says:

    Nice Galil.

  15. 2izzy says:

    Dan i would shoot u for this comment…

  16. Bushhasser says:

    Gut gepisst haha haha

  17. norway says:

    ive seen this picture before, and it isnt photoshopped, its a real picture from israel.

  18. Ninja Kittens LOL says:

    So that’s why soldiers have to wear helmets :)

  19. Anonymous says:

    gdfgg

  20. wooger says:

    man, no way, that is the biggest WIN ever made. where is this kid? he needs to stand near bush.

  21. Anonymous says:

    poo next time

  22. MASH says:

    lol funny but photoshopped

  23. heller says:

    I think this is shopped, but it’s still pretty funny.

  24. Anonymous says:

    it is photoshopped. I have the real picture in my geo textbook.

  25. The True Patriot says:

    PWNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. Scott A says:

    I’d love to hear what that soldier’s about to yell.

  27. Carly says:

    Cute. :)
    Obviously photo shopped though. There’s no way his “stream” would be that perfect looking. Also, the little boy is clearly not circumsized so his pee would probabably “spray” more like my little boys does. LOL

  28. Loki says:

    Fakkkkke…. but still funny.

  29. MC_JP says:

    def photoshopped

    the pen0r and pee are photoshopped

    watch the pants and pen0r with pee

  30. liljoeyster says:

    hiiiiiiiiiiii

  31. Shubert says:

    You fail at photoshop

  32. JM says:

    If the soldier was a Sadean libertine, it’d be a definite win. But if the soldier was a Sadean libertine, he wouldn’t be a soldier…

  33. Draik Sith says:

    This is probably photoshopped, seeing as the pee is a solid stream (thank you Mythbusters), and actually I kind of HOPE it is. BTW Josh is right, that’s shitty cover.

  34. Bam bam says:

    Def. photoshopped if this were real the kid would be dead as would whoever took the picture. Its in the R.O.E, deadly force authorized upon anyone pissing on the head of a soldier as well as anyone taking pictures of said offense :-)

  35. allan says:

    Clearly WIN!!!

  36. cole-da-mole says:

    Iraqi kid: “You killed my father!!! I pee on you!

  37. gruffin says:

    hehehe just wait untill I tell my 20 brothers and sisters what I did today

  38. dahodge says:

    In the army, there was an excersise in Malmö. One of the guys in my platoon was desperate for a wee. What do you do in a big city? You can’t just stand against a tree. So he went to the nearest bush, unzipped when he heard a voice say “Not here, man!”. He looks down, and sees a soldier in prone position by his feet.
    Those whom say the M90 camo isn’t efficient have no clue what they’re talking about :P

  39. Unrequired says:

    Take that, infidel!

  40. tdogger says:

    chalk that up on the list of suggestions that didn’t make call of duty 4: modern warfare

  41. Deego says:

    I’ll just go pee right over here….

  42. me says:

    they ungraded their child army, went from rocks to urine

  43. mockingpenguin says:

    umm… don’t look up

  44. C8DAGR8 says:

    “Is it raining?”

  45. funnehkat says:

    woooow

  46. Paige says:

    cant believe they didnt blur

  47. scott says:

    Id shoot the kid

  48. JosephMAA says:

    eww… you can see his penis….

  49. techmaster says:

    Fail

  50. ur mom says:

    ooh i see lemonade! Who would- *looks up*

    CRAP

  51. unknown says:

    lolololol soooo much fail

  52. mate says:

    no, i rekon this is definatley a win!

  53. Tribes says:

    Its kids fighting back with their most lethal weapon…. baby piss

  54. OMNOMNOM! says:

    And THAT’S! How you get nuderred

  55. Desertium says:

    Chemical warfare?

  56. [Intentionally Left Blank] says:

    HA! Maybe the army dude should consider relocation!

  57. cake walk holocaust says:

    How can you not realize how photoshopped this thing is?

  58. smartcookie246 says:

    y would a little kid be outside on a battle field?!

  59. JP says:

    Its a Galil and he is a Colombian Soldier ;)

  60. HI says:

    That is completely photoshopped

  61. julian52780 says:

    its better to be pissed off, than pissed on!

  62. romgeo92 says:

    officialy this kid is my new hero

  63. Bob1234567890X says:

    MY guess is a HK36… and WTF?

  64. chopps mcgee says:

    that kid is a jerk

  65. !@#$%^&*() says:

    Its an Isreali (Not sure how to spell it) Soldier with an FN FAL or a G3. I’m POSITIVE.

    • Iosif says:

      You sir, fail.
      It’s actually a IWI Galil SAR, and the soldier its actually a Colombian Soldier using the standard colombian armed force’s uniform of 2006.
      How do I know? Simple, I KNOW the difference between the IWI Galil SAR, the IWI Galil, the FN FAL and the G3, and I can easily tell each one from the other one, the flag on the soldier’s arm clearly is yellow at the top, blue in the middle and red in the bottom (For the blue and red you have to look more carefully) and the yellow part is twice the size of the blue/red part, taking half of the flag, wich narrows it down to Colombia: http://banderas-himnos.com/media/flags/bandera-colombia.gif
      Now, who’s better at knowing the military uniform of their country than the people who live in that country? Yes, I am colombian and I can easily identify the uniform.

  66. Lol says:

    You guys are stupid, this picture is fake. seriously cant you guys see, that’s a photoshoped picture?

  67. luro says:

    I THINK ITS A WIN

  68. Malake256 says:

    Get Pooped on… Oh i mean, Get Peed on!

  69. myass says:

    hahaha it actually an ecuador solider

    • Iosif says:

      No, my good sir.
      It’s actually a colombian soldier, the ecuatorial flag has their shield in the middle, the flag shown on the soldier’s arm doesn’t, therefore he must be colombian. Also the Colombian Armed Force is the only one on South America to use the IWI Galil SAR.

  70. ◄(º-º)► says:

    and then the soldier shot the kid in the weiner, true story…!

  71. lachlan says:

    National Police of Colombia note od uniform imi galil and th patch on his arm

  72. žogi says:

    Littal boy win


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