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  1. huskerdont says:

    That’s what was called an “ender” back in the day, and was probably intentional. Though with the old-timey life jackets and the looks on their faces, it’s still fail.

    • regalbats says:

      listen to he who has experience.. lmfao! closest you ever got to swimming in anything was in your own vomit after a rage filled night of losing in network doom 3 all by yourself because the dog was dead and aunty went out to the local bar to make you a new little brother.

    • kayak is a palindrome! says:

      I still have two of those old-timey life jackets… and two of the old-style slalom boats, too! lol!

  2. Hunter says:

    The guy on the bottom looks like he’s having a really good time. ;)

    • bigboybouncealott says:

      guy on top-”t-bag!!!!”
      guy on bottom-”damnit jim, wait till we get back to camp for that shit!”

  3. Sleebus.jones says:

    Power bottom.

  4. cathbad says:

    the guy on top’s mouth looks photoshopped…

  5. themark says:

    Title fail! It’s a kayak, not a canoe

  6. Ethan Hunt says:

    I’m the guy that posted it and to “themark” I feel sorry that you studied that pic enough to come to the conclusion that it’s a kayak. Just laugh man, just laugh.

  7. huskerdont says:

    Hey themark, what makes you sure it’s a kayak? (Just asking.) I’ve been boating for 15 years and it was hard for me to tell. The top boater looks to be above the hull more than a kayaker, perhaps on his knees like a canoeist would be. The paddle looks like it could go either way–you can’t see if there’s another blade or not; his right hand could be that way with either type of paddle, and his left is positioned such that it could be at the top of a single blade. What do you think? I could be wrong. I don’t recognize the boat itself.

    • Aaron says:

      i could tell the second i saw it because it comes to a point too quickly and sharply, ive never seen a canoe that pointed and slender at the ends, the canoes ive seen are more rounded to a point.
      i could be wrong but i doubt it… im from Minnesota, land of ten thousand lakes.

      • Anonymous says:

        Kayaks are enclosed. Canoes are open. Doesn’t matter past that. Also, yes, Canoes are rounded on the bottom and kayaks point. You couldn’t get two guys falling over in a canoe like this. They’d both fall forward and out before it positions like this, anyhow.

    • Old canoe dude says:

      It’s a slalom racing canoe. Anyone see whitewater canoeing in the olympics? the boats look almost the same though that is an old picture.

    • Dayzie says:

      Canoes are hollow. Kayaks meet @ the top except for a smallish opening. I could be wrong, but that’s mt assumption.

  8. trappedinsnow says:

    as a canuck, I have to tell ya, that’s a kayak…

  9. u_fail says:

    argument fail

  10. Muskox says:

    Huskerdont is right, kayakers sit low in their boats, whereas canoeists sit high or kneel. In the case of the C-2 pictured, as in most whitewater canoes, they’ll kneel.

  11. Rabbit says:

    Hey themark, what makes you sure it’s a kayak? (Just asking.) I’ve been boating for 15 years and it was hard for me to tell. The top boater looks to be above the hull more than a kayaker, perhaps on his knees like a canoeist would be. The paddle looks like it could go either way–you can’t see if there’s another blade or not; his right hand could be that way with either type of paddle, and his left is positioned such that it could be at the top of a single blade. What do you think? I could be wrong. I don’t recognize the boat itself.- Who the fuck cares

  12. nattcakes says:

    its a kayak :|
    I’ve done boating for a few years,
    and I’m sure its a kayak,
    Canoes don’t go that far back, its more wide then anything, while kayaks are slim and long (LOL) and the boat has a top, while canoes have no top, just straddling bars going across, or places to sit, depends on the type of canoe.
    But yeah, its a kayak.

  13. turd says:

    it can’t be a kayak or a canoe

    i’ve been eating for 17 years and i’m telling you it’s a fridge

    it’s got the sleek design of a Sears S666-XyZ Deluxe Edition With Diamond Studded Interior and a 0% carcinogen free coolant system

    but yeah, it’s a fridge.

  14. Rufus says:

    You’re all wrong. They’re riding an orca and that’s it’s dorsal fin.

    • sofmush says:

      dude, definitely the first thing I thought of when I saw this pic :D
      if they were actually riding an orca, officially the two biggest BAMFS in the world lol

  15. definitelynotasdf says:

    You can’t be serious! It’s a kayak sticking out of asdf’s bottom!

  16. Rosie says:

    Why isn’t anybody wondering, what the top guy is looking at? Do you think he’s looking at a massive water fall drop coming up or a monster whole, a nasty strainer, or…?

    And yes, it’s a kayak!

  17. Failz says:

    the top guy is yelling “Stop taking photos and help us!”

  18. Ninja Kittens LOL says:

    The looks on their faces are the best part of the picture xD

  19. axelander says:

    thats right Ninja Kittens LOL, the pictures just priceless.

  20. paul says:

    its a kayak. its called a topo duo kayak. used for two man slalom.

  21. Anonymous says:

    no no, its all in the mind

    for all of you that don’t get it, quote by George Harrison

  22. Anonymous says:

    Its Kyak fail I think, what’s with buddy’s face?

  23. Seddah says:

    Title Fail. It is indeed a kayak. Canadians, ftw.

  24. cr4zy1 says:

    most definetly a kayak.
    ive seen pics of holbeck and stanley in one of those. never tried it before, but im sure that its loads of fun… but not really. ill stick to my jackson fun.

  25. Anonymous says:

    It is actually a kayak

  26. Sarge says:

    that guys face is brilliant

  27. welovefailing says:

    x-games fail

  28. Redwreck says:

    Nope, it’s a canoe, more accurately a C-2, a decked tandem canoe. Differs from a kayak in that the paddlers are kneeling rather than sitting, and use single-bladed paddles rather than double-bladed kayak paddles. Slalom racing in these weirdassed boats is (or was, dunno about now) an Olympic sport.

    This pedantic moment brought to you for the hell of it.

  29. bob says:

    his face is priceless..

  30. lolheh? says:

    ARGUMENT FAIL! stop arguing and enjoy the lolz

  31. Not_Me says:

    All of you have yet to notice that this is a still frame from a movie. The Guy in the yellow vest is Daniel Stern (most notably from Home Alone 1 and 2). So, I mean, obviously it doesn’t matter, because it was planned.

  32. cole-da-mole says:

    moustache= epic failzors

    the guy on the bottom looks like he’s having an orgy…

  33. Phil says:

    I don’t think thats a canoe

  34. theirishboxer says:

    why does it matter what kind of boat there in really its funny either way

  35. page3girl says:

    Guys, I am actually crying

    Your comments = WIN

    Loved it, especially the comment about the Orca!!! LMFAO!

  36. KGizzle says:

    Endo, not ender. Kayak fail

  37. Unrequired says:

    OMG!!! IT’S JAWS!!!!!

  38. St33v says:

    The guy on top kind of looks like Bill Engvall.

  39. Zaboomafoo says:

    you are all wrong. That is the wing of a small aircraft and the men are Goose (top) and Maverick (bottom) from Top Gun.

  40. anon says:

    O-face fail.



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