Comments on: Compact x 2 = SUV

By: YOU FAIL AT LIFE

YOU FAIL AT LIFE — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 22:27:21 +0000

who ever owns a gas-guzzling big ass car, its your own fault

By: Austin

Austin — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 04:51:43 +0000

actually he’s not. compact cars are for hippies and he just TOLD those hippies

By: Paul

Paul — Thu, 28 May 2009 14:05:54 +0000

Double fail because it says compact x 2 = SUV. This is clearly a minivan.

By: siflrock

siflrock — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 20:08:47 +0000

that’s a win, my friend.

By: assclown

assclown — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 07:34:02 +0000

It’s okay Nichita, calm down, I know it’s hard to see a picture of your shitty parking on the internet.

By: Nichita

Nichita — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 07:30:20 +0000

(Nobody.) Do you know why nobody is saying anything?
It’s because doing so would mean that they are sexist, like you.

By: RabidMonkE

RabidMonkE — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 20:19:31 +0000

win.

By: Vetrina

Vetrina — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 19:12:05 +0000

Parking Fail

By: Indigo of Grammaria

Indigo of Grammaria — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 01:14:47 +0000

As I said before to another ass:

“You suck for using “gay” as an insult. I know plenty of nice gay people. Why don’t you just go off and eat cat turds and stomp on baby animals, or whatever you a-holes like to do.”

By: Indigo of Grammaria

Indigo of Grammaria — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 01:13:30 +0000

You suck for using “gay” as an insult. I know plenty of nice gay people. Why don’t you just go off and eat cat turds and stomp on baby animals, or whatever you a-holes like to do.

By: OASSO

OASSO — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 15:59:32 +0000

CAT TESTES FTW

By: OASSO

OASSO — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 15:59:08 +0000

NATHAN WIN

By: jahosafat

jahosafat — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 19:30:37 +0000

“Call me evil, but when I see this kind of thing and the stars align, I just park within the lines but right up against their driver door. This makes me very happy.” i especially LOVE to do this to nice cars when i’m driving my 1974 pickup truck

By: jahosafat

jahosafat — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 19:28:40 +0000

I’ve been known to hook a chain onto people and pull them into the fire lane or elsewhere when they’re taking up two lanes like this or i watch someone who is clearly not handicapped park in a handicap spot. he could have parked fully in the right side space rather than taking up two spaces so after the guy on the left leaves, he doesnt look like an asshole.

Although i’m allergic to minivans, so i’ll restrain from picking my nose and wiping it on his “suv”

By: Ajah

Ajah — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 08:02:57 +0000

Making the best out of a crappy parking situation?

Looks like a win to me.

By: Kayla

Kayla — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 00:01:59 +0000

i get it, and it’s funny and all… but i want to hit people who do that

By: Kiljoy

Kiljoy — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 04:37:01 +0000

Actually, if it’s a hot day, put Pepto Bismol on their windshield. The sun will fuse the Pepto into the glass.

By: you failed

you failed — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 23:03:59 +0000

calling a minivan a s.u.v. fail

By: king mykul

king mykul — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 23:45:40 +0000

No No, inconsiderate jackass!

By: WTF lol

WTF lol — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 19:39:26 +0000

no the minvan owner is a selfish bastard

By: budgiebirrrd

budgiebirrrd — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 02:50:51 +0000

Haha I agree. Title Fail.

By: SkeetSkeet

SkeetSkeet — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 22:23:12 +0000

LMAO

By: Jacob

Jacob — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:38:34 +0000

Raise your hand if you think that car is driven by a woman…

By: Jacob

Jacob — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:37:36 +0000

Wait, i am twelve, and you can drive. should i not be here?

By: Jacob

Jacob — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:35:55 +0000

Heyyy, your right! oh and beeteedub i critcized you on another page, so have a good day!

By: cole-da-mole

cole-da-mole — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 23:51:00 +0000

lol this is such a homer simpson moment

By: justin

justin — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 09:02:22 +0000

dude, this is the brea olinda high school parking lot. i went here!

By: hope

hope — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:09:19 +0000

so not surprised to see california plates on that car. everyone in ca is an ass when it comes to knowing how to drive and following driving laws.

By: amychan

amychan — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 10:59:36 +0000

this doesn’t look so much like a “FAIL” as it does a “jack-ass!”

By: amychan

amychan — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 10:58:15 +0000

now THAT is bloody brilliant.

By: McCue

McCue — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 20:42:57 +0000

looks like there was a fail in the fail a van isnt an SUV FAIL!

By: Jim

Jim — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 20:37:54 +0000

Just go to staples, get some sheet magnets with a sticky side, and make your own! You can just print out some paper, laminate, and stick on! Keep an arsenal in your trunk for parked cars! ^_^

By: Jim

Jim — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 20:36:41 +0000

No one is forced to park that way. Just move to another space. Americans need the exercise anyway! I know I do!

By: your mom

your mom — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 04:24:14 +0000

i love how it says SUV fail, and its clearly a minivan

By: korey

korey — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 21:36:41 +0000

The people who park like that should get a $500 fine and their car towed

By: Nathan

Nathan — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 03:40:20 +0000

I work at an animal hospital, medical waste pranks rock! Cat testicles under the door handle FTW.

By: contradiction

contradiction — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 05:38:05 +0000

Product of compact spaces is not compact. Tychonoff fail!

By: sistema

sistema — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 06:45:23 +0000

We just need to leave a couple large motorcycles around the quest to give them a challenge. I’m thinking nothing smaller than a c109RT, but more like Victory Vision. That way its even going to be difficult to jump over it, much less moving the bike.

By: Curly

Curly — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:46:11 +0000

bologna, but close SuperNerd

By: Karen

Karen — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 17:06:10 +0000

Not so gay, but certainly RUDE.

By: Karen

Karen — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 17:03:57 +0000

EXACTLY!!!

By: Austin

Austin — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 07:21:14 +0000

techinally its the car on the left’s fault. He/she is over the line forcing him to park in the middle although he could just take the right one if he could fit lol

By: ar

ar — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:04:00 +0000

Not is a SUV, is a minivan NISSAN QUEST

By: OnlyOnce

OnlyOnce — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 19:44:04 +0000

Not really – everyone parks in the most convenient spots, near the store. (Compact or not, as the picture shows)

By: OnlyOnce

OnlyOnce — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 19:33:46 +0000

vasoline & boogers – good ideas!

The only time I ever wanted to key someone’s car is when some jerk driving a BMW parking his brand-new beemer down the middle of two spots (like the minivan in the picture)…. right next to the grocery store’s enterance.

I mean – it’s new, you don’t want it scratched, that’s ok. It cost you way more money than a car should cost, but whatever – it’s your money. You want to use two spaces, so no-one dings it – ok, JUST PARK OUT IN THE BACK OF THE LOT, WHERE NO-ONE ELSE IS.

By: SuperNerd

SuperNerd — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:12:57 +0000

I believe that comment was a win
Also, put a piece of bologny *spelling?* on their hood. The ring’ll never come off
And I prefer vasoline on the door handle above a booger.

By: Fail says what

Fail says what — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:29:28 +0000

Compact parking spots are a fail. Anyone who thinks any compact-car-driver isn’t going to take the first available LARGE spot is an automatic fail to begin with.

L2 paint the stripes farther apart nubs.

By: what

what — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 00:30:57 +0000

How to deal with these a*holes.
1) unscrew cap on tire
2) press small rock
3) lightly screw cap over rock
4a) walk away or
4b) find discreet spot to watch from when owner returns

By: susan

susan — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 23:10:58 +0000

I do the same thing. I gives me much, much pleasure.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:58:52 +0000

Bastard.