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Love the blog, but that looks like a WIN to me. I hate those compact spots, and I have a compact car. The minivan owner’s got the right idea….
techinally its the car on the left’s fault. He/she is over the line forcing him to park in the middle
although he could just take the right one if he could fit lol
who ever owns a gas-guzzling big ass car, its your own fault
i dont like hippies.
i like how these comments always turn into I HATE PEOPLE. how delightful of everyone.
i love how it says SUV fail, and its clearly a minivan
Heyyy, your right! oh and beeteedub i critcized you on another page, so have a good day!
Haha I agree. Title Fail.
no the minvan owner is a selfish bastard
actually he’s not. compact cars are for hippies and he just TOLD those hippies
aloof has nothing to do with retarded so you just pwned yourself.
Call me evil, but when I see this kind of thing and the stars align, I just park within the lines but right up against their driver door. This makes me very happy.
I do the same thing. I gives me much, much pleasure.
Wait, i am twelve, and you can drive. should i not be here?
“Call me evil, but when I see this kind of thing and the stars align, I just park within the lines but right up against their driver door. This makes me very happy.” i especially LOVE to do this to nice cars when i’m driving my 1974 pickup truck
Why, so that they can wack your car with their driver door right before they drive off into the sunset?
Yea i do that to huskerdont hehe, and Cc i have an old car, the kind of car that goes in Pimp my Ride
so they can bump my car if they want to, but they will hurt their car too.
Those who parks like that are just GAY
Not so gay, but certainly RUDE.
You suck for using “gay” as an insult. I know plenty of nice gay people. Why don’t you just go off and eat cat turds and stomp on baby animals, or whatever you a-holes like to do.
hi wery good site
“BIKEMONKEY February 29, 2008 at 9:07 am
And just uttering the phrase “The minivan owner’s got the right idea” makes you seem a little, um, how do you say… Aloof? (That’s the nice word for retarded, just so you know). If they bought a minivan, they obviously DON’T have the right idea about much of anything.
Yay. I pwned a n00b! I kick ass!!1!!!!eleven!!!”
Fail.
this is cute =))
This annoying park job was done by probably some fat dumb sow who had to drag her litter of screaming heathen kids into the mall because nobody in their right mind would babysit them for less than a fortune. Clean the gene pool I say.
I always think cars parked like attract trouble.
You never know what kinds of “accidents” happen to cars parked like that.
Notice the car to the left? It’s parked gay as well. The minivan owner probably was forced to park that way, though they didn’t have to park quite that far over. I’ve even been forced to park like that due to some other assclown taking 2 spaces 50 feet down, who, in turn, forced everyone else to follow suit until there were enough empty spaces next to each other to get back on track.
No one cares
win.
No one is forced to park that way. Just move to another space. Americans need the exercise anyway! I know I do!
As I said before to another ass:
“You suck for using “gay” as an insult. I know plenty of nice gay people. Why don’t you just go off and eat cat turds and stomp on baby animals, or whatever you a-holes like to do.”
Nobody knows how it looked when the car was parked, so STFU you serious-takers. kthx.
Re: Nobody knows how it looked when the car was parked
Yeah, maybe someone painted ‘Compact’ there after they saw a double parked minivan. Good call.
This is why we will never end world hunger.
Typical.
this is why you pull a “superglue + keyhole = fail”
I’d understand if this were an expensive car—they tend to attract dumbasses that park too close and slam their doors right into your side. That’s just painful to discover. But a minivan? O.o
looks like the van owner is just a douche bag.
Vans are not SUV’s…..Vans are ….Vans
tagline fail. it’s a minivan.
the dumbass shouldn’t have parked there anyway. it says COMPACT
Bastard.
How to deal with these a*holes.
1) unscrew cap on tire
2) press small rock
3) lightly screw cap over rock
4a) walk away or
4b) find discreet spot to watch from when owner returns
Compact parking spots are a fail. Anyone who thinks any compact-car-driver isn’t going to take the first available LARGE spot is an automatic fail to begin with.
L2 paint the stripes farther apart nubs.
Not really – everyone parks in the most convenient spots, near the store. (Compact or not, as the picture shows)
I believe that comment was a win
Also, put a piece of bologny *spelling?* on their hood. The ring’ll never come off
And I prefer vasoline on the door handle above a booger.
vasoline & boogers – good ideas!
The only time I ever wanted to key someone’s car is when some jerk driving a BMW parking his brand-new beemer down the middle of two spots (like the minivan in the picture)…. right next to the grocery store’s enterance.
I mean – it’s new, you don’t want it scratched, that’s ok. It cost you way more money than a car should cost, but whatever – it’s your money. You want to use two spaces, so no-one dings it – ok, JUST PARK OUT IN THE BACK OF THE LOT, WHERE NO-ONE ELSE IS.
EXACTLY!!!
I work at an animal hospital, medical waste pranks rock! Cat testicles under the door handle FTW.
LMAO
NATHAN WIN
CAT TESTES FTW
bologna, but close SuperNerd
Actually, if it’s a hot day, put Pepto Bismol on their windshield. The sun will fuse the Pepto into the glass.
Not is a SUV, is a minivan NISSAN QUEST
My neighbour has one of those. It’s actually kinda huge.
We just need to leave a couple large motorcycles around the quest to give them a challenge. I’m thinking nothing smaller than a c109RT, but more like Victory Vision. That way its even going to be difficult to jump over it, much less moving the bike.
Product of compact spaces is not compact. Tychonoff fail!
The people who park like that should get a $500 fine and their car towed
Just go to staples, get some sheet magnets with a sticky side, and make your own! You can just print out some paper, laminate, and stick on! Keep an arsenal in your trunk for parked cars! ^_^
now THAT is bloody brilliant.
looks like there was a fail in the fail a van isnt an SUV FAIL!
this doesn’t look so much like a “FAIL” as it does a “jack-ass!”
No No, inconsiderate jackass!
so not surprised to see california plates on that car. everyone in ca is an ass when it comes to knowing how to drive and following driving laws.
dude, this is the brea olinda high school parking lot. i went here!
lol this is such a homer simpson moment
Raise your hand if you think that car is driven by a woman…
(Nobody.) Do you know why nobody is saying anything?
It’s because doing so would mean that they are sexist, like you.
It’s okay Nichita, calm down, I know it’s hard to see a picture of your shitty parking on the internet.
calling a minivan a s.u.v. fail
i get it, and it’s funny and all… but i want to hit people who do that
Making the best out of a crappy parking situation?
Looks like a win to me.
Parking Fail
that’s a win, my friend.
Double fail because it says compact x 2 = SUV. This is clearly a minivan.
you go buddy but he culd of took up three spaces that will show then gay peaple
Okay, I’m usually quite fluent in retardese, but right now I can’t even understand what you’re saying.
Thats a WIN, no FAIL there.
compact spots : only in usa
could be me but isnt that a mini van not a SUV and i would call this a win
that would be win my firnd