i didn’t k-n-o-w-t-i-c-e that he misspelled something? however, thanks nichita to your well placed failure in spelling, for i have used it as a bloody sacrifice to the gods of the failblog to resurrect sarcasm and fun-having! and hopefully at your expense… if you notice an extra charge on your debit card… that would be it.
-2 points: it’s a reply on a text board, not a math board, so equations are out.
-2 points: the failblog text editor didn’t automatically capitalize the t in “too” because the “too” was starting a new line, so it failed, not Rose.
-10 points: “you=grammar failure” … is a grammar failure.
-50 points: because.
total deducted: 64 points out of 100.
passing score: 60.
your score: 100 – 64 = 36.
result: Nichita has failed.
Actually- if you own a Coke machine and decide to switch to Pepsi, the company will pick up your old Coke machine when delivering the new Pepsi one, so this isn’t really a FAIL, but it’s still funny.
fail is not all capitalized, so you fail. spelling is not all capitalized, so you fail. you used accepted message board posting rules about stressing words, instead of using your superior intellect to find a way to underline or italicize words, so you have a doubling of standards failure. an ellipsis (…) is comprised of three periods, not four. also, hypens (-) do not begin a sentence. i’d go further, but there are other posts of yours on here that I must destroy with my rapier wit and unequivocally justified loquaciousness.
“spelling failure” and “grammar failure” are sentence fragments, so nichita, you also fail, three times in the same post. the third failure comes from your sentence fragment that seems to betray the fact that your girlfriend is late. What exactly, if anything, does “no period” exactly mean? Is Eschatology not a strong suit of yours? I wonder …
I’m surprised the coke bottles just don’t self implode at the thought of being transported in a lesser-tasting soda truck. lol. just playing. it’s hilarious.
Should we be impressed with a grammar award from someone who starts his posts with incorrect punctuation? (Huh. instead of Huh?) That is also a very strategically placed extra line break. I would say nichita, that you’re obtuse, but you’d just reply with something about how you don’t even look fat.
Not big deal here. Many transporting companies got their truck-advertisements random company and trucks transporting tasks doesnt have to be just about advertiser’s products. I’ve seen coca cola truck delivering its competitor’s products etc.
Honestly it’s probably just that the owners of the store got pissed that coke wouldn’t pick up their machine so they had pepsi do it for them. We have the opposite problem at the gas station I work at. IE, pepsi won’t pick up their junk so we had to have coke do it.
Don’t cut corners in you comments. I doubt that “some1″ is in the dictionary.
Plus more failures that I don’t care to mention because I have been commenting about them the entire time for two pages now.
Uhhh… the company is called Pepsicola because… it’s cola, the type of soda. Just like the Coca “Cola” SEPERATE company. You think you could at least go to Wikipedia or something before someone could so easily be able to call you ignorant.
Wow. Superfail. Not only is the name of the company that makes Pepsi not PepsiCola (it’s PepsiCo), but the similarity of names would not imply that the companies are owned by the same entity.
As other people have pointed out in response to other co-ownership fails, “cola” is just a type of drink.
PepsiCo and The Coca-Cola Company are two independent, publicly held companies:
OMG Pepsi is stealing the Coca-Cola machine!
hahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhaahah very nice dude +10
Shouldn’t this be a PEPSI WIN?
pepsi fail because they know their drink sucks so much they are gonna copy cokes recipe.
Yeah, I don’t think this is really a fail, its a win for pepsi
Fail for coke!
Or maybe it is a win for Coke, who is sneaking on to the Pepsi truck ;]
trojan horse much?
Or maybe you’re an idiot?
ya… im gessin dat dat’s it
yes a win for pepsi, cus now they will nkow how to make their pop not taste like shit.
omg… they’re not stealing it… they’re owned by the same company…
Spelling Failure.
And you murdered the fun-having and sarcasm. We all now that. (I hope.)
i didn’t k-n-o-w-t-i-c-e that he misspelled something? however, thanks nichita to your well placed failure in spelling, for i have used it as a bloody sacrifice to the gods of the failblog to resurrect sarcasm and fun-having! and hopefully at your expense… if you notice an extra charge on your debit card… that would be it.
“now”
Spelling fail, retard.
actually pepsi and coke arent owned by the same company idiot.
They actually are.
Dumbass.
Game over.
nice way to get rid off the oposition
You=Spelling Failure (Opposition & nice)
You=Grammar Failure (No period)
there nichita goes again, putting the “dic” back in dictionary.
That’s not FAIL, that’s agressive marketing.
lulz cokenapping
Are they taking the machine, or dropping it off?
Hm…
They’re dropping it off, but when you go to get a drink from it, it’s out of everything.
Or filled with Pepsi products!
It’s going into the truck, notice how the worker is looking to the side to see behind him.
too bad this guy got a good shot hah
You=Spelling Failure (Cap. “T” in “too”.)
You=Grammar Failure (No punctuation.)
-2 points: it’s a reply on a text board, not a math board, so equations are out.
-2 points: the failblog text editor didn’t automatically capitalize the t in “too” because the “too” was starting a new line, so it failed, not Rose.
-10 points: “you=grammar failure” … is a grammar failure.
-50 points: because.
total deducted: 64 points out of 100.
passing score: 60.
your score: 100 – 64 = 36.
result: Nichita has failed.
Mathematical ownage
It proves the old rumor that both companies are owned by the same person and the coke wars was an aggressive advertising campaign
ITS A CONSPIRACY
Conspiracy? How so?
“Remember. What we do here may seem like criminal fraud, but it’s not. It’s marketing!”
-Dilbert Comic Strip
You=Grammar Failure (No period.)
all this focusing on no periods, nichita. is this a sign you’re worried about your girlfriend being late?
Periods go OUTSIDE the parenthesis.
Hypocrisy WIN.
No coke, Pepsi!
Actually- if you own a Coke machine and decide to switch to Pepsi, the company will pick up your old Coke machine when delivering the new Pepsi one, so this isn’t really a FAIL, but it’s still funny.
awwwwwww u just killed it…….
yeah elodie, you just like totally shot it in the face with a frikkin tank.
Pepsi owns cocacola……
I am afraid you are mistaken sir.
Pepsi = cans of fail… but Mountain Dew = win
Then why is it Pepsi-Cola?
Because cola is a type of drink. not the name of the company. same as you can have bubba-cola which is another soda company.
bullshit, its all about Dr. Peper
Dr Pepper is the REAL owner of pepsi-coke
You spelled Pepper wrong… Spelling Failure.
apparently, the trollish language spells pepper differently than we civilized fail-bloggers do.
Nice “Frikkin” way to FAIL at SPELLING…. not once, but twice. -Yeah and
-freaking or if it is freakin’ then you also just won a grammar failure badge.
fail is not all capitalized, so you fail. spelling is not all capitalized, so you fail. you used accepted message board posting rules about stressing words, instead of using your superior intellect to find a way to underline or italicize words, so you have a doubling of standards failure. an ellipsis (…) is comprised of three periods, not four. also, hypens (-) do not begin a sentence. i’d go further, but there are other posts of yours on here that I must destroy with my rapier wit and unequivocally justified loquaciousness.
D: Thanks a lot for ruining the fun.
[...] Pepsi-Coke [...]
Maybe the site just needs to be re-named “FAIL (and other funny things) BLOG”?
to me it looks like they are unloading a coke machine, not taking it, i think its even more fail that way
Spelling Failure. Next time actually use your shift keys.
Grammar Failure. No period.
“spelling failure” and “grammar failure” are sentence fragments, so nichita, you also fail, three times in the same post. the third failure comes from your sentence fragment that seems to betray the fact that your girlfriend is late. What exactly, if anything, does “no period” exactly mean? Is Eschatology not a strong suit of yours? I wonder …
Epic win for Pepsi… and epic fail for Coke
I’m surprised the coke bottles just don’t self implode at the thought of being transported in a lesser-tasting soda truck. lol. just playing. it’s hilarious.
Spelling Failure. 1. just->Just…2. it’s->It’s.
Grammar= Very Good
All aboard the roflcopter
hi
Soda theft win!
Pepsi and Coke have been working together all these years. You fools.
PiousHeretic,
That is not true.
IT’S A CONSPIRACY!
‘twould explain why both sodas taste like crap. (Yes, “‘twould” IS a word. It’s a contraction of the words it and would. Failheads.)
Huh. Well I guess you win the Grammar Award from me, because I had no
clue. Spelling is off though. Capitalize the “T” in “‘twould” next time.
Should we be impressed with a grammar award from someone who starts his posts with incorrect punctuation? (Huh. instead of Huh?) That is also a very strategically placed extra line break. I would say nichita, that you’re obtuse, but you’d just reply with something about how you don’t even look fat.
I think it’s a she, and I think she failed English and is taking it out on the internet.
… It’s just the side that says Coca-Cola.. the machine it’s self sels a variety of drinks..
Irony. Ur doin’ it right
Not big deal here. Many transporting companies got their truck-advertisements random company and trucks transporting tasks doesnt have to be just about advertiser’s products. I’ve seen coca cola truck delivering its competitor’s products etc.
NOOOO! if pepsi and coke come in contact with each other there will be a explosion of EPIC FAIL proportions.
Don’t Coca Cola own Pepsi?
TR4IT0RZ!!!11
Honestly it’s probably just that the owners of the store got pissed that coke wouldn’t pick up their machine so they had pepsi do it for them. We have the opposite problem at the gas station I work at. IE, pepsi won’t pick up their junk so we had to have coke do it.
darn you, bringing common sense to the fail pages. in a related spirit of conversation, have you ever been accused of being a failure?
epic win for pepsi
stop them Pepsi is stealing the Coke machine
omg it was photoshopped that was a coke truck and some1 put the pepsi logo on it………………omg
Don’t cut corners in you comments. I doubt that “some1″ is in the dictionary.
Plus more failures that I don’t care to mention because I have been commenting about them the entire time for two pages now.
you shouldn’t cut co ne s in you comments, eithe …
its a blog, not english class
An easy way to get rid of your enemy… Just take away his financial security one by one
dude wtf, the world is gonna explode, that’s why you never put pepsi in a coke bottle or vice versa.
Lmfao.
Uhhh. Coke is owned by the Pepsi company, that’s why the company is called “Pepsicola” I figured someone would point that out but I guess not.
But yes, same company. Even proof is that Ads for Pepsi and Coca Cola are done by the same singer in other countries.
ahaha.
Uhhh… the company is called Pepsicola because… it’s cola, the type of soda. Just like the Coca “Cola” SEPERATE company. You think you could at least go to Wikipedia or something before someone could so easily be able to call you ignorant.
Pepsi and Coca Cola the same company… wow. FAIL.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepsi
Go to “Rivalry With Coca Cola”. lol.
Actually, if I remember correctly Pepsi and Coca Cola are both made by the same company or whatever, y’know? Do you guys ever see my comments?
Oh, cool, my fail-bad.
Someone already mentioned PepsiCola. ^,^; Awesomeness.
Awesome-’st of Awesomeness (most awesome, whatever).
Wow. Superfail. Not only is the name of the company that makes Pepsi not PepsiCola (it’s PepsiCo), but the similarity of names would not imply that the companies are owned by the same entity.
As other people have pointed out in response to other co-ownership fails, “cola” is just a type of drink.
PepsiCo and The Coca-Cola Company are two independent, publicly held companies:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PepsiCo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Coca-Cola_Company